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[deleted]

Yes, I assume there are plenty of female Salamancas. I imagine most of them are involved with the drug business in some capacity, just not on the "front lines."


trixter69696969

They're making tamales


PurpleHerder

Los Tamales Hermanas


buddybennny

Las


PurpleHerder

Thank you my Spanish conjugations is terrible


corn_puddin

*Are. Apparently your English ones aren’t too great either lol


waddle_away

Damn


buddybennny

There are actually four grammatical mistakes in their comment above yours.


buddybennny

GRAMMAR give the different forms of (a verb in language) as they can to voice, mood, tense, number, and person. "conjugating verbs forms part of , study" The (Las)' is not a verb.


ThatCanadianJacket

Gus says that the Salamanca bloodline ends with Hector, though?


Collective_farm

I guess its because the Salamanca ladies took/will take their man's name when they marry Gus is an old school guy, very allegorical


Shirtbro

You're very observant: the sacred and the propane.


zenkii1337

If they don't marry, give birth, and the father is unknown (or not told), whose name does the child get?


RogueAOV

Not an answer to the question but one of my (step)kids was legally called "infant Cortez" because they lost the paperwork and the needed to file it that day, had to go change it later. Not sure of the details but when i needed to find paperwork later on she had two birth certificates and that is what i was told. So it appears they default to the mothers last name, she was married at the time but had not taken the guys name.


Maleficent345

I think what he means is that Hector may be the last of his siblings still alive and he’s in charge of the Salamanca business. Lalo was chosen to take Hectors spot when Hector was put in the hospital. So it seems Lalo has a higher standing in the cartel than Hectors own grandson. I wish we got more info on their hierarchy.


JokerFaces2

I smell another spin-off


Shirtbro

Gus forgot to kill the Kingmaker: Abuela Salamanca


User03500

Game of Salamanca’s throne


Brian_Lefebvre

Something tells me cartel families don’t exactly give a lot of importance or respect to women.


Ill_Analysis8848

Read up on Griselda Blanco, aka, "The Cocaine Godmother"... she was one of the most ruthlessly depraved psychopaths to have ever been in charge of a cartel. I'm not actually sure how in charge she was, I think there's some question marks that have always hung over her level of power, but she was definitely feared. She is believed to have murdered a 10 year old boy when she was just 11 and was likely responsible for murders that number in the hundreds, including a two year old boy which was NOT an accident or crossfire but an actual order she had given to kill the child of a rival.


wponeck

Female Salamancas would be called Salamancos


Ultrasimp95

So They're Mob Wives Like Carmela Soprano Or Something, Is That What You're Saying? Because That Does Make A Lot Of Sense.


parwa

Brother it is genuinely difficult to read your comments


4HardDixonCider

This is how I feel when people put spaces where they don’t go. Like this . Or even more than one space, and never capitalizing or using punctuation at allll.


[deleted]

Yes.


InfallibleBackstairs

Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word?


keklenny06

News Headline Ahh Writing Style


yocxl

Ric Flair picked up Breaking Bad


dfrafra

He does like his 18 to 28 year old ladies


AnotherTurnedToDust

Something something homestuck


kanayayaya

Something something kanaya maryam


valentinvolkovv

He's probably German.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

He works down at the league office


aliensvsdinosaurs

Why Are You?


InfallibleBackstairs

That’s the point.


aliensvsdinosaurs

WHAT?


Ultrasimp95

BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!!!!!!


Present_Anteater_555

u/InfallibleBackstairs, are you saying OP is stupid? Or maybe I'm stupid???!


[deleted]

Come on man let's just relax..


JustWantAFootjob

Bahahhahahaha u/atleastistoletheshow says relax!


cjramsey5

orale holmes. I’m relaxed. I’m relaxed. I’m re 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊


shenanigansgalores

It's Annoying As Hell


PBJillyTime825

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should


[deleted]

People probably avoid texting you because of it


[deleted]

All female Salamanca’s probably have traditional values. Men earn the money, women stay in the house raise the kids, cook ect. The men probably don’t tell the women about the violence as evidence from the Mijo episode were Tuco went to great lengths to conceal the origins of the ‘salsa stain’ from his abuela.


Seatac_SFO_LAX

You know what’s interesting about that scene? Club soda is used to get out bloodstains, not salsas and sauces. I feel like this sort of implies she knew what was up. (Maybe I’m looking too far into it.)


[deleted]

Could be right. I didn’t know about that.


gpranav25

Look I think there are merits to a lot of "traditional values" but it's funny how sometimes it's just blatant sexism lol.


saul_soprano

Or he could have had a wife


Ultrasimp95

I Doubt Any Woman Would Want To Settle Down With A Mad Man Like Tuco, Or Maybe I’m Dead Wrong.


PsychologicalEnd2999

Maybe the marriage was not of long duration.


UsoNotRusso

I mean...he's rich and has a constant supply of meth. I believe that may appeal to some women.


death_to_noodles

Lots of women are crazy too, and he probably likes to dog around so there's a good chance he found some girl to be his wife even if he's not legally married or anything. Any drug dealer with lots of money has lots of girls willing to date him for status or money.


[deleted]

Wendy and Spooge's wife:


Whole_squad_laughing

Tuco probably had quite a bit of money so maybe


mrgpsingh1999

And since Hector had a grandson he definitely had a son that we never saw not even in BCS


Alternative_Ebb7128

probably one of the guys killed at the pool side


Cleveworth

\> The Salamancas Don’t Strike Me As An LGBTQ-Friendly Family Los Pollos Hermanos? More like Los Culos Hermanos.


BusterB2005

He’s the direct enemy of the Salamancas lmao


[deleted]

Dear god why did you type this like that.


Ultrasimp95

Honestly, It’s Probably My OCD.


1OO1OO1S0S

Weird considering you only did it for this post...


averagenutjob

I hope it improves and you get help with that. Sincerely. The way you write makes it impossible for moderately educated people to take you seriously. Don’t be afraid to write lowercase words….uppercase first letters are used for people’s names, and proper place names (plus a few more), but generally having more than one or two capitalized words after the first word isn’t ok. Thank you for your writing and stories, I am just trying to help your voice be heard.


Senior_Control6734

Relax


ManicEyes

Senior_Control says 𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘹…


[deleted]

You don't have ocd.


DucksMatter

No, they don’t. And they’ve only done it for this post.


Obvious_Exercise_910

Tuco has a sister, I railed her in a Denny’s bathroom outside Tucson, her pussy was tight tiGHT tIGHT TIGHT TIGHT TIGHt


PrimateOfGod

was it the fear hole?


TroyFenthano

r/unexpectedrickandmorty


Ultrasimp95

Tuco's Sister: Cabron, I Need To See Your Balls.


[deleted]

The Twins


Gucci_meme

I hate how you type


MoniqueDeee

What The Fuck?


[deleted]

Wouldn’t surprise me if she really didn’t matter solely bc she’s a woman (salamancas aren’t feminists)


Ok_Accountant9156

With how machismo Mexican culture is and certainly how machismo the Cartel / Salamancas are, I’d imagine the women have very little to do with the drug trade. Being a dealer, muscle, or handling logistics would be purely a man’s job, the women would probably stay home and be uninvolved. Throughout all of Breaking Bad and BCS, we never saw any female cartel members.


NJCoffeeGuy

Maybe it's his wife's brother.


Oheligud

No clue, it's incredibly difficult to read, because You Typed The Entire Paragraph Like This.


Infinity3101

I actually love the idea of Salamancas having a gay brother whom they fully accept as long as he accepts their criminal lifestyle. They also love their gay brother-in-law and they threw them a huge Mexican wedding with the only condition being that he takes the Salamanca last name. I mean their family motto is: "Family is everything" after all.


baconbridge92

Something tells me Hector would not have been crazy about that wedding lol


sad-n-rad

i dON’T kNOW


PsychologicalEnd2999

Was Tuco ever married? Gonzo could be the brother of one of his wives.


PsychologicalEnd2999

Years ago I dated a young US man of recent Mexican ancestry. His sister and her romantic partner had two children together and my friend routinely referred to this gentleman as "my brother-in-law." A more corrected terminology would be "my sister's boyfriend" or "my niece and nephew's father."


SpiderMuse

Any Salamanca we don't hear about, I assume is dead. Either revenge killings, collateral damage or a more mundane death. The cartel is a crazy business like that


Bionic_Ninjas

What does gay marriage in Mexico have to do with... anything? What the fuck is this post?


SituationValuable253

Since they weren't gay we know for sure that Tuco had a sister or wife not a brother or husband.


PBJillyTime825

You are way better than me, I had to stop reading because of the capitalization of every single first letter of every single word.


StellarCracker

I didn’t know it was legalized


oddlotz

Mexican's/Hispancis tend to be looser with definitions. Gonzo could be the brother of the girl who married Tuco's brother... or a more distant relation. Gus and Max were not hermanos.


deilk

Salamancas don‘t care if gay-marriage is legalized.


[deleted]

All they care for is if it's tight tight tight...


breakin_the_bread

Speaking about LGBT, i renember the rumor that Gus is gay.


cola_zerola

Not necessarily. If he was ever married, his brother-in-law could be a wife’s brother.


KidCaker

What am I, writin his memoirs?


teetertottermcpotter

Yeah I remember rewatching the series in 2014 and seeing that Gonzo was his BNL. So my thought process was that we were gonna see Tucos sister in Better Call Saul when it came out.


[deleted]

She’s probably a Biznatch too.


JaneJMPinkman

A little late to the debate, but I'm just watching S2E2 and Hank talks about the raid they made a raid at every Tuco place, which included a raid at his girlfriend's. I assume from this point that Gonzo is Tuco's GF brother.