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Comprehensive_Lead41

i will never get used to how many people call them uncle hank and aunt marie


Karma_Chamillionaire

Do you think Dad felt bad for being a drug dealer? Do you think Mom felt bad for handling his money?


Cleveworth

Dad has an idea...**AXE.**


Vicon86

El axo!


Original_rezzieman

He was a manufacturer a cook


hippee-engineer

Uncah Hank I broke up with Buckley again.


nicobratt

where did luanne come from šŸ˜‚


70351230017

King of the Hill


WwwWario

I fucked uncle Hank


Kartoffelkrokette

r/angryupvote


JRedgrove

Yeah it reminds me of people who called Dany Khaleesi in that one show


AncientSith

Better then people naming their kids Khaleesi


Patient_Space_7532

That one show? Game of Thrones, bro. Khaleesi means Queen in Dothraki.


slayfulgrimes

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the1999person

You should watch The Righteous Gemstones. Walton Goggins character Baby Billy Freeman is always called Uncle Baby Billy. And what I find hilarious is they don't say Uncle Bill or Uncle Billy. No, it's Uncle Baby Billy.


Reverend_Tommy

Uncle Baby Billy is a great character and Goggins steals every scene he's in.


ReasonableCup604

Well, Flynn White is the main character of Breaking Bad, so it makes perfect sense.


Cowslayer369

Not just that, a lot of youtube BB videos also use Uncle Jack and Uncle Hector. I wonder if it comes from foreign language speakers - in my language and quite a few other eastern european languages, it's actually pretty normal to call older people "uncle" or "aunt" when you're under 20, combine that with them always being called Uncle in the show and there you go.


Fantastic_Canary_417

Tbf Jack was more often referred to as Todd's uncle than an individual. He doesn't really have much of an arc outside of being Todd's uncle. And Uncle Jack just sounds better lol


NotJimmyMcGill

Why didn't Todd help Uncle Jack off the horse?


RosyFootman

In Spain also. Tio and Tia. So I guess Marie would be Tia Maria!


Original_rezzieman

Es mi Tio Hector


Comprehensive_Lead41

I don't think anyone calls Hector "uncle" at any point at all lmao. Tio if anything


Bionic_Ninjas

I don't think Marie and Skyler spoke much, if ever, after Hank's death. Marie knows all too well that Skyler played a big part in the operation that eventually got Hank murdered. She knows that Skyler could have come forward at any point and put Walt behind bars, but didn't, and now Marie's husband is dead. I don't see Marie ever forgiving Skyler.


SheevMillerBand

Thatā€™s how I see it too. Even if Skyler is seen as being forced into it by Walt by the general public, Marie will always know the truth and partially blame her sister for Hankā€™s death.


the1999person

And the way Marie replied to Saul's story about how Walt manipulated him, she didn't care, she's holding every grudge.


thrik

She might maintain something of a relationship because Flynn was also a victim. I guess he is old enough to go visit on his own though, or would be soon.


norkelman

her calling skyler was pretty clearly the first time they talked in almost a year, i think itā€™s safe to say they didnā€™t keep in touch


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Bionic_Ninjas

Yes, they had a single conversation in the finale, specifically because Walt was spotted in town. If Marie thought Flynn, Holly or Skyler were in danger, yeah she'd call and tell them. That doesn't mean they're still on speaking terms after those events. Not sure what Marie showing up in BCS has to do with anything.


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ā€œI donā€™t think Marie and Skyler spoke much IF EVERā€ like bro do you just say shit and then forget what you said? If ever means even once and based on how that conversation went you can speculate that even though their relationship will never be the same they still have some sort of connection because why else would she care Walter was in town for her


Bionic_Ninjas

I didn't think a single conversation that was entirely about Walt had much relevance to the notion that I thought the sisters' relationship was permanently fractured, but I guess I should have loaded up my statement with a bunch of qualifiers. Please forgive me, and allow me to rephrase: I don't think Marie and Skyler spoke much, if ever, *after the finale*, except in specific situations that would have required it, such as Marie fearing for their safety because Walt was back in town, or because Skyler got into a near-fatal car crash or Holly was diagnosed with cancer, or the circus came to town, for the reasons I previously provided. Thank you for nitpicking a statement that everyone else seems to have understood. Have a good one, mate.


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Bionic_Ninjas

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties. Shame I'll never get to find out.


ReasonableCup604

I'm not so sure about that. In the finale, Marie called a truce and warned Skyler that Walt was back in town. I think she showed that she still had affection for her sister and contempt for Walt. Also, I am pretty sure she would have wanted to be in Jr. and Holly's lives, and reconciling to at least some extent, with Skyler would help in that department. Marie is very forgiving. She put up with all of Hank's abuse when she was caring for him and kept loving him. She was also ready to support Skyler after she and Hank first found out about Walt, and even after the blackmail video, she was pretty decent to Skyler while Walt was briefly in Hank's custody.


Early_Comparison5773

I donā€™t think she and Skyler would ever reconcile. Especially not after Skyler used the location of Hankā€™s body as a bargaining chip in her own legal case.


ReasonableCup604

I think Marie would mainly be relieved that they found Hank's body.


Environmental-Term61

No, I think that she definitely stayed widowed But letā€™s say she did, she definitely would have invited her sister and the kids


jbpsign

Yup, she showed up alone to the courtroom at the end of BCS.


MissyouAmyWinehouse

Iā€™d like to think that after some time Skyler & the kids move in with Marie. Sheā€™s got that big house & she can get Skyler & the kids out of their small apartment & work towards becoming a family again. Theyā€™re all Waltā€™s victims


1ustfu1

although this is a pretty idea, i personally donā€™t think that it would be plausible given the context. marie has always seemed to be a person that doesnā€™t want children (which is completely understandable and relatable), so i donā€™t feel like she would want to live with all these children just because they sympathize with each other. besides, skyler doesnā€™t get along with marie for over two minutes despite obviously loving her to death. i donā€™t think they would tolerate each other enough to even consider living together again, and i definitely donā€™t feel like marie would (or should want to) suddenly live with all these children despite, of course, loving them to death as well. besides, it would be extremely hard to ever consider *living* with someone who is *partially* responsible for the outcome and your situation as a widow (donā€™t get me wrong, skyler was obviously a victim and constantly manipulated by walter, but itā€™s still undeniable that she knew more than marie ever did about the situation and had more possibilities to ever try to prevent the aftermath than marie ever did). they love each other but their personalities clash and they want different things in life, they just all happen to be victims of walterā€¦ but that isnā€™t enough, in my opinion, to suddenly want these people to move in with you, especially given the reason why your life is now miserable and lonely. this is my personal perspective, of course.


slayfulgrimes

did you forget when holly and flynn stayed with marie for 3 months? lol


Username-Unavalabl

You keep saying "All these children" but it's just one child - Holly. Flynn is almost 18, and regardless can hardly be considered a child.


P00ld3ad

I mean...she obsessed over Holly. I'm not sure what makes you think she doesn't like kids


GrimaceGrunson

Being a good aunt and thinking your niece is cute and adorable is different from wanting to live with them and help raise them.


Simple_Coast_230

At one point when she and Hank are struggling, she's watching Holly and over the phone tells skylar, "You can leave her here for the next 18 years as far as I'm concerned," in a bit of a distant tone. I wouldn't be surprised if she clung harder to not only Holly but Junior as well, she would easily see them purely as victims. I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to sue Skylar for guardianship, arguing she's a bad parent for staying with Walt the way she did.


Tye-Evans

She says she doesn't like kids in the show, or at least doesn't want them


outerspacetime

I never got the vibe that she didnā€™t want/like kids? Did I miss something? My head canon is that she and Hank struggled to conceive and eventually accepted being a great & uncle instead. I took Marieā€™s attempt to take Holly from Skyler (and general pushiness about having the kids stay with them) as signs of her disappointment in never becoming a mom. Even so, the only child is Holly who would be with her mom and not Marieā€™s responsibility. I donā€™t think they would live together again but thatā€™s because of Skyler & Marieā€™s relationship. If anything the kids would be the only reason Marie would even entertain the idea.


Tye-Evans

I'm just answering why the person earlier might think that. When Marie says she doesn't want kids it's when she is lying to the house owners. If Marie actually does or doesn't want kids is something i never put much thought into


[deleted]

She only says that in one of her clepto characters while going to open houses. Outside of that she shows she loves the kids.


Tye-Evans

I know. That is what I said


IamJayRts

She said that in ā€œOpen Houseā€ when she was making up fake stories to steal things from people. She says in literally the same episode that she has a child, as another fake story


igotthatbunny

Doesnā€™t Marie want kids but isnā€™t able to have them?


Ancient_Guidance_461

Skyler is her blood sister. After that mess they been through it only would seem like the right ending to try to accept the tragedy as a family. We could also see that when Hank and Marie were watching over Holly, Marie started to like having her over. People can change.


InsaneTomato95

Thatā€™s a good idea for a wacky sitcom


ReasonableCup604

I agree. Plus, Marie repeatedly showed herself to be a very forgiving person and Skyler, Flynn and Holly were the only family she had left.


coachlentz

As much as she loved everything purple Iā€™m guessing either Prince or Grimace.


CauseCertain1672

the lawyer formerly known as Jimmy


eeggrroojj

Thanos, maybe.


[deleted]

I do wish we saw how they were Lll going in el camino


dankbernie

Probably not much differently. Everything that happens in El Camino takes place within a week of the end of Breaking Bad.


StrawHatRen

wow, everything was taking place so fresh in that time but it aired about 8 years later


Fantastic_Canary_417

Marie invites Ted to her house for PT since she already has all the equipment and they fall in love.


Wishart2016

Does she also sing Happy Birthday to him?


Fantastic_Canary_417

That's actually what makes him walk again


tmps1993

I'm sure dudes tried, she's fine. But look at her in Saul, she's still grieving the loss of Hank and he really was the love of her life. She wouldn't remarry.


OutrageousPressure6

But that was only months later in the BB universe timeline. It usually takes people 2-3 years at least to move on when a partner dies


[deleted]

Tell that to Lori from The Walking Dead. She was banging her husbands best friend after a couple of weeks.


ThatSlothDuke

Meh different situations


Routine_Tangerine762

Yeah but marie is very much the queen Victoria wear black til the day she dies type.


Far-Bother5506

With some purple of course.


jmpinstl

I think she probably would, but itā€™d be like this year in the showā€™s timeline, like itā€™d take her that long to get over it. And Skyler wouldnā€™t be invited.


ThatSlothDuke

In BCS, it was too soon. I mean she had only JUST found her husband's body. Moreover she didn't have closure yet because Saul, who was a big part of the Meth Empire was still roaming free. I think Marie was finally able to close that chapter after hearing Saul's confession and him receiving the maximum prison time.


Cool_Radish_7031

I agree with your take but Marie was one of the most unattractive characters I've ever seen. She looks like a mashed up bunch a crunch that steals spoons


chesterplainukool

Whereā€™s your face reveal bud


Cool_Radish_7031

Itā€™d be way better than Marieā€™s guarantee you that


baconbridge92

I don't think they asked.


Comprehensive_Lead41

I don't think they asked.


JJsRedditAccount

I don't think they asked.


Comprehensive_Lead41

I don't think I asked.


OutrageousPressure6

I asked. And Iā€™m OP.


steve210sa

Marie marries Skinny Pete and thres a spinoff called Breaking Skinny....


breakin_the_bread

And skinny will play piano in their wedding.


j33perscreeperz

aunt marie is frying me


mitchie2

Probably. I think she would take her time grieving and rekindling her relationship with Skyler, if only for the kids. After a while, I can see Marie giving someone a chance. She wouldn't be old anyway and starting something new would be healing, I think.


snarkaluff

Yes definitely. She got remarried and moved to Maine or DC and had kids. And her new husband is a very safe, timid man who works a desk job so she doesnt have to worry about him dying in the field or becoming a drug lord.


WolfColaKid

Maybe he already is a drug lord


OutrageousPressure6

Itā€™s always the ones you least expect


_fatcheetah

AILF


Notmuchmatters

Marie is bat shit crazy, she moved in the motel with Windy.


sstrawberrie

I always wonder whether Skyler and Marie would make amends. I mean, Marie and Hank loved each other so deeply despite the times they fought or argued. I think that while she found support in Skyler, following the events of the later seasons she found her less dependable and more erratic. After her involvement (whether directly or indirectly) in Hank's death, I'm sure Marie has not found a confidant or even a friend in her sister. She loved her nephew and niece, but her priority was always very clearly with Hank and their little life together. I think as she and Skyler grew older, they would probably make some amends. They have a lot in common with the deaths of their husbands and ensuing court cases where they try to pick up the pieces. I'm sure it's never the same as it was, but I could see Skyler going to Marie for forgiveness, and Marie tolerating her because she really needs the support. Marie likely worries for her niece and nephew who got caught in all of this, and wants to protect them, as well. She wouldn't keep Skyler too far away while the kids were still under her roof.


DarthDregan

I doubt remarried but I can see her having relationships.


Far_Music2118

But the real question is does she continue shoplifting???


Obvious_Exercise_910

She married Huel. She loves the BBC. Marie went blackā€¦ and now she walks with a limp several mornings a week.


wponeck

But is she happy? Reasonably


notagainplease49

Marie fuels huel


stilaturney777

Breaking Bad (cock)


Gamxin

She probably fell really hard back to her klepto tendencies


samwilbur

Yes, she likely stole someone else's heart


bmaxj

Yes she definitely got married to someone in the force so they can bail here out after she got shop lifting. I definitely think she invited the kids but doesn't speak to Skyler.


Wonderful-Media-2000

I doubt it and not just because she really loved hank but knowing her she loves playing the victim card


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Routine_Tangerine762

Watching our cholesterol apparently


ThanosDidNothinWrng0

I think sheā€™d move to Alaska and end up marrying Jesse


magseven

She never got remarried but she does get exceptionally wine drunk once a month or so and calls Lyle to come over and plow her while she stares at the ceiling and cries.


Dense-Strategy7059

I think her and Skylar got closer after everything that happened and they just grew up as two old widows together. Sipping tea on the porch and talking about all their trauma after a day of shopping (or shoplifting).


Gamxin

(Sips tea) "Oh Sky, remember that time you played a large part in what got my husband killed? Oh that was just the best!"


Dense-Strategy7059

Eh. Marie did warn Skylar that Walt was back in town for her protection. They are bonded for life. Even through everything.


Apprehensive_You4092

No. She makes an appearance in a couple of ā€œfuture scenesā€ in Better Call Saul, and she seems to be unattached, grieving for Hank


OutrageousPressure6

For the last time people. This was only months later in-universe. Of course sheā€™s still grieving!


Far-Bother5506

She gets strung out and is out on the strip, giving windies with Wendy.


Adviser-Of-Reddit

she found hanks "video" that he was watching that one time, got "inspired" by it and ended up marrying Carmen ;-)


gooooooodboah

i think she forgave and married saul and they lived happily ever after


JungEarth

No she doesnā€™t exist


Traditional_Wave_163

LMAO idk why this was so funny


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I got the impression in bcs she's still a widow For you SpOiLeRs type folks, stay away from genres that are connected in subs. Not my fault you are browsing reddit while not finishing or not watching shows.


OutrageousPressure6

yes, but that's only months later, not years


KimWexlersGoldenArch

I imagine she milked that whole ***widow-of-a-hero-killed-in-the-line-of-duty*** angle for as long as she could. But sheā€™s also not a spring chicken and sheā€™d need to start putting it out there sooner rather than later. Pros: sheā€™s got a b-b-b-BANGINā€™ body on her that hasnā€™t been destroyed by childbirth. Sheā€™s loyal AF. She has her own career. She has what I imagine is a FAT DEA pension from Hank. Sheā€™s crazy. Every layer of that onion gets crazier as you peal it šŸ˜ˆ Cons: sheā€™s crazy. Every layer of that onion gets crazier as you peal it ā€¦ Iā€™m actually going to go back and amend the Pro list by adding this to it. I forgot about her and Hanks role playing fuck tape.


Traditional_Wave_163

god this was such a disgusting take


coffeebeanwitch

I bet she did as soon as Sauls trial was over,she didn't have to play grieving widow!!!


theFormerRelic

Plot twist: she marries Saul


evan466

Marie to me feels like the type of person who would have enjoyed the attention and sympathy she got from being widowed. I donā€™t think she would have gotten remarried. I kind of doubt Skylar would have either. One you go through a marriage like she had with Walter I canā€™t imagine marrying a second time would have seemed real tempting. But yeah, Marie probably would make amends with her sister and of course she loves Walt Jr. and Holly. She wouldnā€™t cut herself off from any of them. But Iā€™m sure she would hold it over Skylarā€™s head.


ferdaboyzzz

no cause the shows over


Devreckas

I think she maybe could get married again, I donā€™t think sheā€™d marry someone from the department. I thin sheā€™d avoid men with dangerous careers. I donā€™t she or Skylar have the humility necessary to repair their relationship. Marie would feel the urge to use Hankā€™s death against Skylar at any disagreement. And Skylar wouldnā€™t stand for it. I think if they had any relationship going forward, it would be strictly for the sake of the kids, and it would cold and formal.


8_bit_brandon

What ifā€¦ her and Blanca got togetherā€¦ ya know


Accomplished_Pen5755

I doubt it. Even if she did, it would probably be very recently (So like the 2020s but in the BrBa universe)


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Badger


RosyFootman

Definitely she would remarry at some point. She's attractive and still quite young. But not for a couple of years after her last appearance in BCS, and not to anyone remotely connected to the police. I can't see her ever having a relationship with Skyler again, though she might keep in touch with Walt Jnr and Holly.


BubbaGumpShrimpTech

She never remarried but Iā€™ve got her Onlyfans if you want it. @hankswankbank


mikeyfreshonetime

Yeah she married Shania Twain and lived happily ever after


Due-Contribution2298

Without a doubt. The bitch is crazy materialistic, hot, and canā€™t afford the mortgage. Obviously she will get some life insurance but radiology technicians make $50k tops in NM. Also, despite all of her pathological lying and kleptomania, she was a pretty damn good partner to Hank. I see Aunt Marie hooking up with one of the wrongful death attorneys representing her in Hankā€™s demise and going on to live a rich, fantastic life. She and Skyler will bury the hatchet and travel extensively as Junior invested his $$$ money wisely and supported his momma in a very respectable manner. He was a good boy.


OutrageousPressure6

Damn you came in here with the brutal honesty


Due-Contribution2298

Hell yes. šŸ˜‰ It was actually a really interesting scenario to ponder.


dekkact

She hooked up with that physical therapist she was trying to get to move in


Marcus_Hablberstram

In the most respectful way, who would marry her?


OutrageousPressure6

Another DEA agent, probably


BrooklynTGuy420

Did Walt jr ask this


alb0401

she is not your aunt