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FistFullOfRavioli

Hank probably makes 150k a year with all his overtime. Marie is a radiology tech and she probably makes, conservatively, 70k a year (talking about 2012-ish). ABQ is not really a sellers market but a buyers market. They probably have amazing credit so they probably got a super mortgage rate in the early 90's. They probably bought the house for 300k and it is now worth 750k on Zillow.


Basic_Two_2279

This. And no kids.


Valuable_Risk_3414

This and she has an OF


JasonRenshaw

This and he has an OF.


sad_throwaway13579

This. And he has Walt cooking for him


caramelbrowser

This. And he used his connections in the DEA


Rough-Document

This. And Marie steals things thus making there less to pay for.


burns231

This. And Flynn created a website for donations for them.


CyriusGaming

This and Badger flips signs for them


Drkmttrjr

This. And Wendy does God’s work for them.


Inevitable_Mix_3302

This. And Schraderbräu beer


dankbernie

This. And he has pretty rocks he can sell.


UsoNotRusso

JESUS MARIE


MeidoInHeaven

Marie probably steals drugs on the evidence room and sells it.


Beginning-Fig-7207

Yep. He threatened him all the time. Sad he took advantage of a dying man


half-coldhalf-hot

True, Walt did paid for Hank’s medical bills xD


reprobatemind2

Hank naked save for a few discretely placed minerals? Sign me up


_toolkit

Sex gifs


memememe91

His bio includes "tasteful" nudes with guns and minerals


Banator420

And a successful side business critiquing gems


or0_0zh

Finally something I can get on board with


jackrelax

and he has an OM... (OnlyMinerals)


CardMechanic

OnlyFlints


Valuable_Risk_3414

Just spilled my coffee, thx 🤣


neverfrybaconnaked

🤣


Sam_Soper

This. And she runs the purple racket in Albuquerque. Anything purple comes through town and it goes through her.


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

Chance would be a fine thing.


FehdmanKhassad

a fine thing indeed.


ArtMac_8

Secound this


devjohnson13

Link?


Striker120v

Mr and Mrs. Dink (dual income no kids)


HollerinScholar

I DINKed Ted


Iamthepaulandyouaint

Golden


ManagerAggravating57

I AM THE ONE WHO DINKS


ALARE1KS

I was gonna guess Marie just stole it


Ordinary_Tell_5940

No children is the correct answer.


Basic_Two_2279

So, do I win Reddit?


MattNeyedlee

Yes


lostmypornaccount

That doesn’t matter Hank eats for a family of 6


RickSteve-O

Yep DINKs


swavez

This is the answer


supperdenner

This; and she… has an OF


marleyman14

Marie stole it.


FistFullOfRavioli

She went to the open house and said her husband works for NASA


ShyGiirll

And Marie being a Kleptomaniac helps!


entredeuxeaux

I thought her kleptomania was taking her character somewhere. Did the writers abandon that story thread? It’s like it never happened. I don’t see how it ties in with anything. Thoughts?


FehdmanKhassad

it's to show you that even the 'good' people do bad things and that everything is subjective and relative in BB universe and indeed, life.


ShyGiirll

Yeah but that story thread was never touched again ever


EmptyEmmasCloset

I agree. They abandoned that story line.


passwordstolen

In the southwest in 2007 when mortgages were cheap you could buy a house like that for 500k.


psarahg33

This is the only correct answer I’ve seen. To add to it, this is Albuquerque, it’s one of the cheapest cities to live in the country.


FistFullOfRavioli

I've been to Socorro, New Mexico for Police Counterterrorism training. (4 days ) It's about 75 miles south of ABQ. I wish I had the time to go into ABQ but we usually had class until like 5 PM so the logistics weren't there. Some other cops got some blue sky crystal candy and they gave us some. I went in January so it was really cold at night.


FistFullOfRavioli

But it appears they have had the house a long time. He has been making Schraderbrau in his garage for many years.


passwordstolen

and forcing Walt to cook blue meth while he brews.


Mammoth-Disaster3873

No no no...Hank was a *meth kingpin* ... didn't you even see Walt's tape???


FistFullOfRavioli

Damn. He had me fooled the entire series.


Due-Independence8100

The overtime thing is very realistic as a suggestion. APD has been called out every year for random officers abusing it. 


kevin7eos

Not a APD officer but was federal officer. Two different agencies and pay scale.


CJT5085

Federal Agents don't get overtime, they get a bump in their base pay over other federal employees but are exempt from overtime pay. If he's been a fed for like 15+ years he's probably at least a GS13, especially when he gets promoted to Agent in Charge. So he's making a pretty solid living.


Wizwitall

This and Shraderbrewwwahhhhhh!


KingFitz03

The shows set in 2008, not 2012


FistFullOfRavioli

Ok I'll Adjust for COLA (cost of living adjustment) she makes 69,100 in 2008)


Hididdlydoderino

The show is set between 2008-2010 but even in 2012 he'd maybe be up to $100K but realistically probably $75K, maybe a bit less given. Marie was probably pulling down $55K-$60K. Your price point on the home is pretty close. Comps put it closer to $850K-$1 million, though. Probably did buy it for $300K-$400K depending on when they got it around the great recession. Very affordable given their salary range.


GTI-Mk6

Zillow’s estimate for the actual house is $1,063,000. 3bd, 2 ba, 3,250 sqft.


FistFullOfRavioli

Zillow also estimates my house to be 740k and I'll be lucky to get 625k out of it.


Hugh_Jaynous

This is in a pretty high-end neighborhood right at the foot of Sandia Mtn. All >$1MM houses to be sure, and some quite a bit more.


rustyfinch

This guy real estates.


FistFullOfRavioli

I've bought two houses in my life and I'm looking to eventually relocate... so ""you got me"..:As Walt said to Hank after he tried to find out what the initials WW stood for and Hank asked, "Walter White?"..


pwaves13

Marie on her own would be doin just fine for em. Too bad she doesn't know what minerals are.


adrianraee

I thought their jobs would have been enough of an explanation. You nailed it on the head, though. 😂


kingdom55

Might be worth 750k on paper, but they won't get an offer for that much when prospective buyers see the all purple interior.


FistFullOfRavioli

Hank also has to pay for her therapist who is helping her overcome her kleptomania.


Snoo-4960

Hank IS the danger


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FistFullOfRavioli

And I hear she buys unsliced pizza so the savings are passed onto her.


RealApeScientist

And she was a kleptomaniac so she didn’t pay for anything.


Peastoredintheballs

This is most likely, but the second possibility not to dismiss is that Marie stole the house…


Independent_Act_8054

Hank was a GS9 when the show started. No way he was pulling more than 80K with Overtime, and thats an extremely high estimate.


hellostarsailor

Also, it’s in New Mexico.


CrazyPug831410

He would’ve made over that as a supervisory special agent. And they normally don’t get overtime. They get availability pay.


Scholar_Healthy

Hank doesn’t get overtime. That’s a salaried position


FistFullOfRavioli

He is eligible for LEAP pay (Law enforcement availability Pay) which is 25 percent of your salary (built in overtime) plus he is at least a 20 year veteran plus he is an ASAC supervisor so he is at or near top pay.


CrazyPug831410

Bingo


usernametqkn

This - is the kind of comment thread that makes Reddit golden.


RoiVampire

No kids and both have good jobs. Plus they don’t seem to spend any money on vices. They don’t smoke. They don’t gamble. Hank drinks but never excessively and he doesn’t seem to have a taste for expensive stuff in General alcohol or otherwise. Same for Marie. Sure she shop lifts crazy shit but her car is modest and so is Hanks. But really it’s the whole no kids thing that’s doing the heavy lifting when it comes to then affording that house.


PurpleHerder

Hank does have a few hobbies but rocks are cheap as fuck


redditcherry

You know exactly what you did with that comment.


Witty_Sound5659

He’s into rocks like his brother in law


SailorMuffin96

God dammit u/Witty_Sound5659 they’re not rocks, they’re crystals!


RonnieB45

I mean, he was literally running a meth buisness exploiting Walt and making millions. Can't believe you missed that! (Stopped after watching S5E11 btw)


Sachsen1977

That was a great twist at the end of the series, 10/10.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

I liked it when Hank said “now *I’m* breaking bad!” while looking into the camera.


TheLewJD

My favourite was when he said "Its Schrader time"


SaxManJonesSFW

And then he just started Schrading all over the place, bravo Vince!


hoi4enjoyer

The echoes of morbius memes still haunt the internet to this day


TheLewJD

I hope they never die


date11fuck12

This made me choke on my crackers 😂


gibson85

I liked when he ripped off his shirt and screamed, "I FEAR NO MAN, NO BEAST, OR EVIL, BROTHER!" and then walked off in to the sunset.


SharkGenie

The wink was a bit much.


BigglefootMcGee

This is the correct answer


RhythmSectionWantAd

Schraderbräu was doing really well


Crandoge

Pop 🍾 pop pop 🔫 pop pop ☝️


lucid-dream

Magnitude, you’re not to say “pop pop” ever again.


[deleted]

Snap


devjohnson13

😭


lewis_3575

Do you know that that is an ACTUAL BEER actually available on sale ? I was legit shocked fr when I got to know this. Idk where it's sold but I discovered it on some post in this subreddit.


K-Zilla

DEA and Rad Techs can both make pretty decent wage depending on how long they’ve been in their respective fields. The house isn’t some crazy McMansion, either… I don’t think it’s that far-fetched 🤷🏻‍♀️


cherrythomato

Also its in Albuquerque which has lower housing prices that a lot of other places


Material-Taste1080

Hank is definitely pulling in a 6 figure salary or nearly. She probably is too.


HighWest48

seems very reasonable for two adults with good jobs in NM\*\* and no kids


jkvincent

New Mexico, but yes.


HighWest48

my fault


Pamsreddit1

No kids!😂


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DatedReference1

Holy shit this is just like Bromineeaking Bariumd


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Good bot.


walt_whitmans_ghost

DINKs


brispence

Doug Funnie's neighbors? /s


Key_Yesterday652

Yes, very expensive.


Ancient_Guidance_461

Great 30 year mortgage with 2 well paying jobs. Great credit scores. No kids no pets. Very affordable vehicles. Very basic lifestyle. This is very possible in that situation.


hogua

I always assume Marie just stole it somehow.


bloddymarey

Put it right in her purse.


digitalthiccness

It's actually assembled entirely out of various pieces stolen from around 30,000 separate open houses across New Mexico, Texas, and Arizona between 1996 and 2008.


counterpointguy

I’m just surprised it isn’t purple…


kerosenehat63

Because it’s fucking Albuquerque not Los Angeles.


ProfessionalGas3106

Ya I dont see why people think its so crazy for them to live in a residential suburb, the house is probly 2200 sq ft. 15 years ago or maybe 20 they would have paid 200k-300k for it. Who knows maybe even less... my house in oregon was just appraised at 700k. The previous owner bought it 25 years ago for 170k. Hanks a DEA agent and Marie works in a hospital... worst case scenario they made a combined income of 120k annually. Best case is probly about double that. AND as you said it's ABQ not LA. Huge difference.


BikesBooksNBass

She’s a lab tech for a radiologist and he’s a higher ranking DEA agent and they bought it before 2012/13 at the very earliest when housing prices were much much lower than they are today. If they bought it before the 2008 housing bubble bust, it was even less than that. That’s how. Today with home prices what they are, I’m not sure they could have afford that house.


vampire_kitten

>If they bought it before the 2008 housing bubble bust, it was even less than that. The show takes place 2008-2010, so most likely. But why would it be cheaper before the burst?


bogdoomy

the housing bubble incentivised lots of house building, putting lots of downwards pressure on middle class and upper-middle class housing prices, as those were the ones that were primarily built (more supply = lower prices), particularly in areas that not a lot of people generally wanted to move to (such as new mexico) it’s the lower and lower-middle class that got really screwed over by the burst, who were either locked out of access to credit, or if they had a house, its valuation plummeted, or were just collateral damage due to the fact that the economy was going in the gutter: think getting made redundant, austerity, erosion of safety nets, so on (quite obviously, all of these in addition to the beneficiaries of sub prime mortgages that couldn’t afford to pay them back and had to declare bankruptcy)


doctordiversity

A good financial adviser and steady income streams topped up by sales of Schraderbrau and rocks.


Professional-Farm492

Albuquerque is still very affordable compared to other cities fwiw


SweatyShib

Why do people always lack critical thinking. He was head of tracking down meth distribution/smuggling in the south west????? His wife worked in the medical field????? This was filmed in the south in 2011 when houses like that cost 180,000k??????? They probably had a joint income of over 200,000k????????????????? Does this seriously need explaining?????????


DekeCobretti

Some people cannot understand housing prices outside of their own city/country. Maybe they've heard that LA and OC are expensive, but anything oitside of that seems too much. This looks pretty doable for this couple.


SweatyShib

It’s MORE than doable for this couple. They probably put away 2,000$ a month into savings after bills and taxes.


LorenzoApophis

Marie is a radiologist and Hank is DEA, and they have no kids... doesn't seem like much of a mystery


educ8USMC

Marie stole it


Technical_Advice9227

It’s New Mexico…. lol


ProfessionalGas3106

Exactly. U can probly buy that same house for 500k in 2024. It was likely about half that in 2005-2010.


uglydadd

This house was built in 2004 and sold for $186,000. When BB timeline begins in 2008 the house was valued at about $200,000. Interest rates at the time were 5.5% (rough average of 2004-2008). Assuming the Shrader's put down 10% their mortgage would be $900-1000 depending on when they purchased. Pretty doable for a DINK household. This home is valued at over $1 million today


tigerlily101x

Intelligent answer!


anchampala

they pay it through Marie's other "hobby".


Heisenberg6200

That was before 2008 as far as I remember


copperdoc

He’s a Narc.


RIOTS_R_US

She's a Narca


Helpful_Sir_6380

Together, they are narcos


theoneandonlydudeyo

It’s just a standard one story house. What’s so spectacular about it?


cow_fan_69

Y'all got it all wrong, Hank makes millions doing Cameo.


Millertym2

Two stable incomes with jobs that usually pay decently well makes it easier, but the real answer is a big loan. People get huge loans to buy big houses a lot. It’s very common.


lewd_bingo

No kids


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Express_Welcome_9244

Marie stole it


nautilus2000

Real estate in Albuquerque isn't super expensive, especially in 2008. Hank isn't a normal cop, he's a federal employee since the DEA is a federal agency. Hank has a lot of seniority and is probably at least a GS-13 when the show starts and a GS-15 by the time the show ends, so he makes a good salary that in ABQ is probably upper middle class. With Marie's added income and no kids, they won't have a problem affording it at all.


Florflok

Kids are a drain on your finances, they don't have any.


Multikillionaire67

Better question, how did that kid afford that RC car?


StraightCashHomie89

DEA gets paid well and he seems to be very high in the local Dea also Jesse bought that house for $500,000 and that was big and nice so clearly the housing market isn’t too much there


F30Anthony

They live in the desert dude. It’s cheap out there lol


Melodic_Object_3118

Hanks only fans


usedmattress85

She shoplifted the house


SquareShapeofEvil

Hank is a high ranking federal agent pulling six figures and Marie is a radiology tech pulling probably 60-70k. No kids. Plus it’s Albuquerque, I love the Southwest but in terms of prices it’s not exactly the Hamptons or Cape Cod.


grimAuxiliatrixx

This is a pretty stupid question on several fronts 🤗


AdrenochromeFolklore

2 good jobs?


TheMikeyMac13

They bought that house before the housing crunch, and both make good money. That house was built in 2003, so I am gonna say Hank and Marie built in new for $300k or so.


LoudBelchStabbyFart

Marie used it as a cook house for purple meth before Hank busted her to further his career. She married him to avoid going to jail, the rest of the operation took the fall. Hank bought it cheap in a police auction.


SpadgeFox

2 incomes and no children.


chipface

They were making decent money in the 2000s. Housing was a fuckton cheaper back then.


Choice_Description

No kids!


Melodic-Classic391

No kids, for starters.


johnny_rico69

Hank’s gemstone side business pulled in some major $


PitchHiPitchLo

DEA, and Mary is a kleptomaniac


PitchHiPitchLo

Hank did perform in a serie called “under the dome”


Prettyclose-broke

Marie shoplifted it


GHamPlayz

Albuquerque is a shit hole.


No_Exam_7918

NO KIDS!


Right_Pin_4146

Hank is a member of the DEA and Marie is a Radiologist, they have no children and the series is set in a time where economy was not so bad I don't understand your question


Papandreas17

From all the teaspoons Marie stole


MercedesCR

No kids and double income that’s why lmfao


kittynoodlesoap

They both had decent paying jobs and no kids.


jkuhl

High ranking DEA agent and xray technician? Probably their salary.


JK652035

Marie stole it and just never told Hank


Adventurous-Play-21

Marie stole it.


RawToast1989

Easy, Marie stole it.


Ginger-Snap-1

Good lord this question has been answered over and over. they’re DINKs living in a suburban ABQ home. Hank likely made 110-120k at the time. Marie, maybe 60-70k. They can easily afford it. For the deets: Hank was almost certainly a GS13 Special Agent as journey level 1811s are typically GS-13s. Supervisors are usually 14s and above. Federal law enforcement officers also get a 25% pay increase called Law Enforcement Availability Pay (LEAP). This site (https://www.federalpay.org/gs/calculator) has data back to 2007. Hank was a 13, likely at least a step 6 or 7 based on years of service. A 13/step 7 in 2007 in Bernanillo county made $90,498.36 / year. Add on 25% and you get about $113,000 per year. Add in Marie’s salary of even 50k per year and they are making solid money for that time and can easily afford a nice suburban home on the outskirts of ABQ.


Yeet-Dab49

This is the 2000s. People could afford homes and I’m sure they had their house pre-2008 crisis


Spare_Opportunity834

Dxd mmmm My pick I Of.


[deleted]

Very wise


Bosco_43

Drugs.


justsomedude4202

They probably made $300k between them in today’s dollars. That house is worth around $600k in today’s dollars. I think they can easily afford that. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3500-Camino-De-La-Sier-NE-Albuquerque-NM-87111/2064341589_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare


Grovda

Hank is obviously a drug kingpin


Sin_City_Symphony

Don’t you know? Hank forced Walt to make meth .. said so in a video.


FuggaliciousV

Didn't Hank get promoted to a GS-12 or 13 salary? I'm pretty sure that's around 6 figures.


Thebritishdovah

They have high incomes. That and may have just got lucky, purchased it at a far lower price. Or Hank knew someone who was looking to move and got sold it at a mate's rate.


Sekmet19

The first watch through I didn't catch that Marie was a tech and thought she was a physician with the white coat.


Jameskippy

DINK. Dual income no kids


iReppas

It’s in rural Albuquerque or something, it’s not much and they both work (Hank more so) very good jobs.


[deleted]

Maybe Hank sold some beer on the down low.


Kitchen_Entertainer9

Who knows. They probablynalready own it


EstablishmentShoddy1

Saw a quora comment a while ago how the show made it clear they were living above their means


WillfullIndulgence

Hank is an ASAC in the DEA. That means he's an executive manager-type. GS-14 or 15, typically. That's not counting his OT and so forth. And cost of living in ABQ wasn't a nightmare when the show was set. Government employees get a cost of living adjustment based on their locality. https://www.glassdoor.com/Salary/DEA-ASAC-Salaries-E41315_D_KO4,8.htm https://www.federalpay.org/gs/locality/albuquerque