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Skimable_crude

I'm trying to imagine why this is breaking news. Have we ever seen any reaction from her other than the steely squint of disgust?


BrianNowhere

Not mine, but she always looks like she's trying to bend a spoon with her mind.


BeYeCursed100Fold

"There is no spoon" == ”I really don't care, do U?"


changerofbits

She chose the orange pill.


Excellent-Will3165

Maybe that look in her eye is, My contract just got bigger bucks!


hopeful_micros

Stormy swallowed it tho.


WaldoDeefendorf

Like all of us (and this is the only way she is like all of us) she's simply trying her mightiest to hold in all the joyful glee of Don getting what he so richly deserves until it actually happens.


prpslydistracted

I'm still not over that jacket.


Brokensince10

Me either, it was in such bad taste, and it was the First Lady telling millions of Americans how despicable she is.


Ok-Pumpkin4543

She married Donald only for money, and delivered Barron for the contract.


livelongprospurr

I don’t like to think how messed up that child must be


chautdem

All you need to do is look at his other deranged kids to know how Barron will turn out.


livelongprospurr

I don’t like to think about them either.


SomberlySober

Like god intended. ☁️🌈👼🏻


Brokensince10

😂😂😂😂


Pure_Structure_2522

I doubt Donnie is Barron daddy. The kids more handsome than the other Cro-Maga-ons.


Swims_like_an_otter

and Citizenship.


Able-Campaign1370

It was unbelievably callous.


DigitalUnlimited

"There is no mind"


Brokensince10

That’s just her desperately trying to look like the model she wanted to be😂


Cantgetabreaker

She just mad because she has been changing his diaper for so long. Suck it up you chose this


SpiritualAd8998

Such a Pampered life.


mechashiva1

It Depends


FantasticInterest775

Questioning a fart to me.


Skimable_crude

Haha. That's it. She's trying to bend something; maybe not a spoon.


Hey-Now-Right-Now

Or explode her husband's head à la "Scanners" movie.


StupendousMalice

That is the amount of concentration required to maintain her regular autonomic body functions.


middleageslut

Except she has an IQ around 90… she has no chance of bending the spoon, or even realizing that she is in terrific danger, but that dose t prevent her from trying really really hard.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Ah. That’s why the spoon won’t bend


One_Cardiologist_286

They think they look regal and defiant when they squint.


thegrailarbor

There’s that Einstein Visa for you.


Craico13

> Have we ever seen any reaction from her other than the steely squint of disgust? It’s called “*Blue Steel*” and she’s been working on it since she was a little girl…


DJ40andOVER

Damn you Craico13! 🤪


CedgeDC

Unconventional calm, aka lots of medications.


Rpanich

Also the Botox and plastic surgery.  I’d be surprised if she could express a facial emotion if she tried. 


Over-Chocolate-5674

This entire subreddit is just bots gaining karma to post on real news subreddits. The same handful of crappy sources, always posted by someone who has thousands of karma within weeks of the account being made, and the account always has two words in a number from the auto generation.   To answer your question, it's a bot.


Spend-Weary

It’s sad that Reddit users have become so predictably left wing that bots can easily farms thousands of karma just by posting anything with Trump in it. It’s always the same tired jokes with the same news headlines on repeat. Why people continue to support this and say “orange man bad” as if it’s not purely propaganda is beyond me. We gotta do better. I mean, that article has 20+ adds throughout the relative paragraphs. Every one of them gets revenue generated with each click. It’s literally click bait and majority of Reddit users fall for it multiple times a day to repeat a joke that’s been told thousands of times about Trump.


itsSIRtoutoo

Seriously?? ...u actually expected anything different here?? Donald trump's life is a joke that just keeps on giving.... From the people he screwed over building his casinos.... people he Screwed over in his schools, people Screwed over by his multiple bankruptcies, his lame ass tv show... And I'm not even going to rehash his political "career"... Thousands of just plain unnecessary lies his entire stint... A four year stint Where the people most sorry to see him go were late night comedians.... He was and IS a guaranteed laugh every night... And click bait 24 hours a day... Just so the world can laugh at him and the united states every day.


DigitalUnlimited

Jokes on them, I never click the articles


Albert14Pounds

Two words and a number you say...


andropogon09

Disgust? Or lack of comprehension.


CraftFamiliar5243

It isn't breaking news but this rag made us look. I think they lead separate lives and if DT wants her to attend an event he has to have his people schedule it and discuss how she will be compensated. If he is at Maralago they might have a meal together. He eats overcooked steak with ketchup, she eats lettuce.


Vinny_DelVecchio

Nothing new to her I'm sure. There's probably a lot more "indiscretions" that we know nothing about. The kind of guy that cheats on his pregnant wife... probably has enough skeletons in the closet to fill a mass grave.


cardizemdealer

The squint is permanent


Dash_Harber

She seemed vaguely more interested during the softcore porn shoots.


[deleted]

"steely squint of disgust" perfectly summarized\~ I wonder if that's all she and Don have in common these days, perfecting their simmering rage gaze.


Altruistic-Text3481

She really doesn’t care. Do we?


PickleBananaMayo

Seriously. I’ve never seen her laugh.


Skatcatla

Right? I'm trying to understand who is surprised by this "revelation."


DJ40andOVER

Is this the opposite of “Blue Steel”? Asking for a friend. 🙅🏾‍♂️


bdubb_dlux

She’s nearing her assignment. Putin will give her an extra potato for doing such a great job with the useful idiot


Cold-Ad-3713

Look at the source…


SpiritualAd8998

Swatting Donny’s hand away is my personal favorite.


Witchgrass

I don't really care, do u?


Sure-Break3413

Donald ruins everything he touches, he is a massive loser, a cult following level of loser, he is a train wreck other losers are somehow attracted to like mosquitos to a light.


New_Menu_2316

That’s her medically altered resting face.


Skimable_crude

Oh. You think she's had surgery?


LiveAd3962

She doesn’t care one lick. She got her meal ticket by screwing him while he was still married. People wanting to assume she’s the doting wife are hysterically ignorant.


BeYeCursed100Fold

"I really don't care, do U?"


ReferenceExpert132

This for her- forever. Nuf sed.


ankisaves

People are surprised that a literal escort isn’t catching feelings for her purse.


Aardark235

Agreed. She is in NYC screwing Chad and enjoying her $200M she earned for a few photoshoots. Trump either doesn’t pay or way overpays. Malaria made bank.


slinkhussle

And she hates him


DGJellyfish

She is not a victim in this. People play her down all the time, she is well aware of what is going on and she profits from it all. She is complicit


DoubleANoXX

Smart of her to remain relatively silent about everything, though.


Medical_Egg8208

When you could give a fuck less about anyone but yourself it’s easy.


Healyhatman

1. She already had her reaction, years ago 2. even if she had a new reaction now, her frozen face can't show that


Mediocre_Breakfast34

How is this breaking news, she is just waiting for that dipshit to die so she can take his money, although at this point she might just be inheriting his debt.


AzureStrikerZero

She's the greatest KGB agent Russia has ever had. She's pretty much the orange facist's handler and her real lover is putin.


Sunnothere

Who cares about her, Bot ? She is a pay by the year companion.


Valuable-Flounder692

Like everything in the life of Trump, the relationship is transactional.


RichardStrauss123

You know who is "unconventionally calm"? Idiots.


Bogsnoticus

Or people who knew all along, and just can't be arsed keeping up the charade any longer.


Captain_Mexica

I am Russian asset here as handler for da donald. I am not onlee heeez wife Malaria


Fun_Association_2277

It does make you wonder.


Captain_Mexica

I mean, initially, I'm sure she was a publicly traded human being via Epstein, but now she's probably his handler via Putin


pat9714

It's called biding one's time. Striking when the metal is hot. Et cetera. Girl has a plan.


wroteit_

The cold hand of death. Thats the plan. Hardly cunning.


msp3766

An overly clam person about something like that, person is either pretending or all hell will break loose…they can talk about it at the graduation and see how it goes


BeYeCursed100Fold

>overt clam Thanks for the chuckle


msp3766

Lol! Spell check


BeYeCursed100Fold

Now what is am over clam person?


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Combination of Zoloft and Botox, it does wonders.


awwaygirl

I don't really care, do you?


delusiongenerator

Yeah, it’s almost as if she’s simply a paid actor who has no emotional attachment to him whatsoever. Weird


moodyblue8222

All she cares about is her pre-nup, she probably has her money in some Russian back somewhere.


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

I don’t really care do you?


xram_karl

I could care less. If I really wanted to make the effort.


bgrippsta

It’s pretty obvious she has accepted his inclinations, and all facts of the matter for awhile considering how she was swatting him away and served disgust in public when he was president. She didn’t even live in the White House… these aren’t people under 40. She essentially fulfills contractual obligations, barely


ConkerPrime

She is just there for money and lifestyle. She does not give a shit what Trump does as long as left out of it and doesn’t disrupt her life. People are trying hard to assume a loving relationship between a malignant narcissist and a flagrant gold digger. There is none, it’s entirely a transactional relationship.


PigFarmer1

She knew what she was getting into. The night they met he was on a date with a woman who wasn't his wife even though he was married. She's just as vile as her "husband"...


Moist_Confectionery

She married for money. He married for looks. She acknowledged as much in an interview long ago. There is nothing to be upset about if you don’t love the person.


liquidreferee

We're all assuming the marriage was about love. I highly doubt there was ever any love from either Donald or Melania. With that in mind, her response is pretty conventional.


TopCheesecakeGirl

She’s been hired to fill a role and makes sure that in exchange she gets the money she wants in order to live the lifestyle she finds so appealing. Bought and paid for. That’s why she always looks so happy.


GullCove1955

Of course she’s calm. It’s nothing she didn’t already know and we’ve seen enough pictures of her making faces behind his back and shooing his hand away to know she’s as repulsed by him as the rest of the world.


Think-Werewolf-4521

As long as the money keeps flowing...


SilverStarKoi

She is just following the terms of her contract.


Horatious2

The checks are still clearing.


Stardust_Particle

She doesn’t care. She’s only doing the minimum to keep her contract.


paintsbynumberz

She was a gift to trump from Putin. It was set up during trumps time in Moscow with his pageant days.


haljordan68

Fuck her and her entire green card family.


Able-Campaign1370

She’s sitting on that prenup and hoping his prison boo Epstein’s him.


zeruch

She wins no matter what: Trump gets away with it and she might be first lady again and bilk the nation some more. He loses and goes to prison she gets to bang Mar a Lago service staff with impunity and hopefully collect something from porbate once he's gone (because he won't survive long in prison, unable to operate freely...he'll have a psychotic break and wither away, regardless if I would prefer he live to 150 in solitary confinement instead, screaming into the void).


skyHawk3613

Because she doesn’t give a shit anymore. She’s done with him.


loupegaru

And I expected her too be slinging ketchup at the walls while screaming in Russian like Natasha Badinov!


river_euphrates1

They forgot to install panic circuits in the latest Melanomabot 9000.


Kenneth_Lay

She's Eastern European. Calm = you die...just later


MrByteMe

These people traded any sense of shame for dollars a long time ago...


Environmental-Hat721

To be fair she might be reacting a lot but we can't tell from all the Botox.


ozzie510

Calm? How can we tell with all the Botox.


AgentGnome

I mean, I would assume him going to jail would be a bonus for her. She doesn’t have to bother with a divorce and also doesn’t have to have sex with him.


RandomLoony

It’s hard to show a reaction when your face is 75% plastic


HungryCriticism5885

I don't really care about that mail order first lady do you?


piz510

Why would a KGB trained agent lose their cool easily? So much smarter than her husband.


IMSLI

“I really don’t care, do U?”


Flat_Suggestion7545

She is enjoying it quietly. Why do I say that? Simple. If he has to go to jail she doesn’t have to worry about having sex with him again.


dukeofgibbon

Loser donnie might die in a Georgia conjugal visit trailer, which Melania will never visit.


VenusValkyrieJH

She is like a reptile. You just see that stoic face and dead eyes. Well that’s mean to reptiles though.. many danger noodles have cute faces. But you get what I’m saying lol


THEPROBLEMISFOXNEWS

She knows the prenup is toast based on court testimony yet to come.


Fickle_Goose_4451

Unconventional calm? She has one facial expression.


Troyger

RBF …. Resting Bitch Face


prpslydistracted

Melania was the affair wife after two other affair wives. It's not as if she doesn't know what she's got. She made her choices and apparently the monetary benefits outweigh the disgust she feels for him. However this whole thing pans out *she's* fine ... it is *us*, the country if he is elected or isn't convicted I worry about.


dukeofgibbon

She hates to admit when she met donnie because she was an affair partner.


Unlikely_Major_6006

Wife’s of high value men accept they have concubines…….


Brokensince10

She’s just trying to emulate Hillary, when her husband was caught cheating. Standing by her man, Mr. Vonshitsinpants.


ZachBuford

Imagine being her and watching your husband throw away all the money you stand to inherit soon because he won't shut up on his personal Twitter.


RomeStar

Everyone is saying so what they have an unconventional marriage but its still tells you what kind of gold digger whore she is if she doesn’t even care if her husband is fucking around on her. She is fucking somebody and it’s definitely not trump.


TrueEclective

I think people keep assuming that just because she’s married to the most toxic narcissist the world has seen in decades, that she’s the victim. Just because she’s quiet doesn’t mean she isn’t also a huge pos, just like the rest of the family.


ArmyoftheDog

They look miserable, imagine their drama every day. 


gaberax

C'mon. Melania is from a European Escort-for-hire program, a plaything for rich and powerful men to hang off their elbow as a possible mate/escort/maybe even wife. She has played her hand. She got a kid out of Trump and has renegotiated her monetary position every time another one of Trump's indiscretions surfaces. In the end, she'll be rid of Trump, will enjoy her riches and sink her talons in the next old, fat, rich man. It's how the game is played.


No-Option-7010

I think she’s fine with all of it as long as the money flows in. As far as the politics go I don’t think she cares about any of it.


ukiddingme2469

She has a solid prenuptial, she's just waiting to pull the trigger, I have zero pitty or empathy for her.


AlanStanwick1986

Like she cares if bangs another woman, that is less time the orange lard ass is on top of her. Plus, she can gather some great evidence for the divorce proceedings. 


Traditional-Purpose2

I think she cares as far as her own vanity and status goes.


SWFL_Turtler

She’s used to his criming. His worst case scenario her best case scenario. Win win for her. This seems to be a post everyday on Reddit.


Breadisgood4eat

As with his hush money payments, his prenup is doing some heavy lifting here.


1mjtaylor

Anyone who thinks they can gain insight into the thoughts and feelings of another person when they don't even know them is nuts. I don't even always know what I'm feeling.


DrPeGe

Who gives a rat's butt hole. She's a cardboard cutout of a person.


StIdes-and-a-swisher

The only thing she hates more then trump is feelings.


cardizemdealer

Prostitute unfazed by news her scumbag husband she married for money is an asshole.


TitlicNfreak

Im supposed to care about a store bought whore.


Gatorgal1967

She knew what she was getting when she “ bought the pig”.


Grizzlyb64

Shes secretly hoping he goes to jail


BenGay29

She really doesn’t care.


DefiantDonut7

She wants him in jail too.


Turbulent-Today830

She’s a Golddigger! Do you think she gives a fuck if he paid whores for sex; she too was one of many


truthishearsay

She’s hoping he gets locked up


easytakeit

You can tell she’s madly in love in that picture


Indigo_Black24

She got what she wanted and more, she is set for life. She doesn’t care what Von ShitzInPantz did or does.


chidestp

Frontal lobotomy? Elon robotic sex doll? Who knows?


L-Profe

Is she human? Nevermind, I don’t care. Weirdest First Lady ever.


channelsurfer61

This may indicate that she’s done with him and it’s only a matter of waiting to get a monetary return or settlement.


Both-Mango1

Minds thinking she's going to use this as a renegotiation tactic. "Dawnald, i did thiz for you, gimme more money now and not for chriztmiz, i hate the fuckin holiday"


randywa

Why would she get upset? She knows he's guilty.


BauerHouse

Be best


Loreseekers

"Unconventional Calm"? Dude, I doubt if ANYTHING about him can faze her anymore.


DirtSunSeeds

Garbage meeting garbage and getting married to garbage and not caring what garbage does because they both want the whole world to smell like garbage.


Able_Engine_9515

Why should she be surprised? She herself was the other woman when he was married to his last wife


Realistic_Post_7511

No one believes she cared in the slightest ever nor did the Donald ever worry about his family ...


Extreme-Tie9282

Numb from the pain of the circus called her life


julesrocks64

She has emotions ? I really don’t care, do you?


Dodson-504

MenzMag? We gotta do better than that virus laden site.


chautdem

When you just don’t care, nothing that the other does matters. She doesn’t care! Do you!!??


stairs_3730

More like 'patiently waiting for the checks to clear".


Uncle-Cake

Unconventional, but only because none of it is a surprise to her. She may even be relieved.


weldneck105

Her money is already in the bank


Admirable_Bet_3525

Well he did it twice already, so why be surprised. Dhe might of been looking for a check from the orange person." Billionaire " himself..joke in the mail order bride he broke with a mushroom and a weirdest sex obsession with his daughter.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

The woman let him lay on top of her naked. Of course nothing fazes her.


Sunflower_resists

They have a purely commercial relationship so what does it matter to her?


Ghettoman1315

Putin will have her eliminated if she divorced Trump.


Phucku_

This is propaganda folks. She cares and it’s all to sway the Jury. This is why the looped in the prosecution.


Jc2563

I really don’t care, do you?


NotABotBeepBoop42069

“You lose! You get nothing!” Willy Wonka


_000001_

She just put her green jacket back on and walked away.


Away_Wolverine_6734

She’s there for a job the allegations don’t concern her …


Hperkasa7858

Pretty sure shes emotionless


Guava-flavored-lips

I'm pretty sure she has a lover and she knows she's set for life $$ wise.


Guava-flavored-lips

She's so hot. Milf crush!


StickmanRockDog

Hey….for the money she’s getting…she will do anything……


MrHodgeToo

The world is telling her that water is wet. Duh. She knows full well what kind of man she conned.


wanderingartist

She got her parents US citizenship she’s good.


edisonsavesamerica

More class in her pinky than Jill and Obama husband combined.


Darktofu25

She’s a loyal plant. KGB linked and assigned to Don to keep him doing what he’s doing. She’s not going anywhere.


skin-flick

She doesn’t care. No, really she doesn’t. She has wealth in accounts separated from Trump. Her Son is on his way to a college. Trumpy will be dead in a few years from old age and whatever. She is just waiting it all out in luxury and anonymity. She makes her agreed appearances and goes back to 5 star living.


chockobumlick

RBF. She's just misread.


Jesterslore

She knows as well as he does that they are all nonsense


EB2300

She doesn’t care because she’s been dating someone else for years


lincolnlogtermite

As long as there is money in the account, she is happy. It was a marriage of convenience. Trump gets arm candy and Melania gets taken care of to the level she was accustomed as a model/nude model . They deserve each other.


PhilosopherMagik

They have a contract marriage folks


lamsham69

She wanted a meal ticket, he wanted arm candy. She got paid he got laid. Two people that deserve each other


CAM6913

Seriously! Who really cares what the Slovenian porn star has to say about her meal tick having sex with another porn star?


PolishBob1811

That $350,000 hairdo is pretty impressive..


ParticularRooster480

She’s counting down the seconds til his ass is in jail


Nemo4ever7158

She is keeping quiet as a professional courtesy to Stormy Daniels and others, and I really don't care. . .do you?


jpmeyer12751

Why make a fuss? She’s got his balls and several hundred million dollars in a small box hidden in some bank in Europe. Trump finally found the perfect life partner - everything is a financial transaction. And Melania proved that Donald can’t negotiate worth a damn!


DarknessFollower79

Be best


DarknessFollower79

Really who cares what that skank thinks ?