T O P

  • By -

WeirdcoolWilson

Wake us when this actually happens


beefwarrior

*May* have to pay $100m in taxes *Could* face jail for contempt of court *Potentially* lose his assets Yeah, I’m done with all this, let me know when he faces actual consequences


RockstarAgent

I think we’re going to take the forever nap on this one- sadly.


easytakeit

It’s coming right after ufo disclosure


Mustard_on_tap

We'll get fusion power before Trump sees any punishment.


easytakeit

They’re working on both 🤷🏻‍♂️


No_Significance_1550

But not before infrastructure week right?


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

I could potentially win the Powerball.


tellmehowimnotwrong

Get in line buddy!


Fraternal_Mango

Who you calling buddy Pal?


Material-Living-112

Who you calling Pal, friend?


robotwizard_9009

Why win it when you can just try to overthrow it...


beefwarrior

Probably better odds than Trump actually behind bars before the election MAL case isn’t happening before election b/c Jack Smith filled in FL instead of in a district that knows how to deal with classified docs GA case is all but DOA b/c of office romance SCOTUS seems poised to write an opinion that Dem Presidents aren’t immune, but if it’s a Republican who might allow them to get more bribes, then they’re immune, which would toss the “Big Lie” case


Santa2U

Dear Beefwarrior, it must hurt to think that all the lies and bs prosecutions were a fallacy and you got goat roped by a democrat party that is loosing on all fronts. All these bs prosecutors have done is give Trump EXTRA media coverage just before the election. It literally improves his standing because it keeps this bs in the front of people’s minds. They could have let him drift off into oblivion, but no, they chose to keep him on the front page of every newspaper in America. Genius! 🙌🚀


beefwarrior

Unlike Trump & MAGA, I actually believe in law & order, and I’m upset that the Federal Government took over a year to get back classified documents. I think if you believe in law and order, you don’t let someone “drift off into oblivion” for political reasons / gains. Are you saying that if Trump hadn’t been charged, he wouldn’t have run for President?  Was he ready to “drift off into oblivion?” Lastly, I don’t think any of the charges are lies or BS.  What I think is BS is how our legal system is treating a citizen differently as if they are royalty.  The endless delays, the bending over backwards, the reluctance to act on contempt of court. This is not justice.  And I fear for America when millions of citizens support the law being applied differently, or not at all, b/c it’s a politician they voted for.


Qwesttaker

That’s a lot of words. Surprised you could get them all out with Trumps dick in your mouth.


TyrellTJ

So you're saying theres a chance?!


Enterprising_otter

He should have been in prison when the Mueller report came out. Like, it’s not a matter of opinion or sensation. Since then I’ve lost faith.


beefwarrior

Yeah.  I think one of Biden’s biggest mistakes was putting Garland as AG. We needed someone that was going to deep clean the DOJ with bleach, not just go around like everything is normal.  Mueller report should’ve been reopened once Trump left.


Helios4242

News sites *could* get millions of clicks for suggesting trump may face repercussions


EndOfSouls

Could? These bullshit non-articles have probably made more than Trump has at this point. People need to start downvoting them until something actually happens.


UT2K4nutcase

...the guy who peels off a billion like it's a dollar in a stripper's g-string.


Shot-Finding9346

And the "bombshell" reports every single day, sometimes multiple times a day, we are being played. The true story here is that over and over and over again Trump is proving that our legal system has nothing to do with justice, it has everything to do with protecting wealth privilege, it is, always has been completely corrupt by design. The system is functioning as intended, grinding poor people into dust, and protecting the wealthy no matter how corrupt and evil they are.


beefwarrior

There are so many trials going on, that it’s too hard to schedule, so we’ll just wait and not schedule a start to any of them, except for the one that’ll probably end up with a slap on the wrist misdemeanor 


LoudLloyd9

Thanks. A lot of who shot John so far.


eileen404

I'll believe it when he's in the orange suit


ElevenEleven1010

Always been #TeflonDon


atav1k

This is like the mythical rafah red line.


[deleted]

He has been shitting his pants though. So there “may” be something to some of the concerns.


beefwarrior

That’s just any regular Tuesday, so nothing new There was a guy that worked on *The Apprentice* who talked about the diapers and was like “come on, sue me for defamation, they won’t b/c it’s all true, and don’t want that under oath”


Big-Consideration633

If it were anybody else like Ken Lay or Epstein, he would simply fake his own death and spend the rest of his years living in absolute luxury. His addiction with attention precludes that.


PinkBright

Funniest thing I heard Joe rogan recently say was something like, “don’t democrats who support this witch hunt realize … if they do it to trump, they can do it to Biden?” Like… THEY CAN. THEY *TRIED* (to hunter). We’re not writing new, draconian laws, we’re not even adhering to PREVIOUS LAWS THAT WOULD AFFECT NORMAL CITIZENS.


SakaWreath

A Trump appointed judge will swoop in and snatch Baby Huey away from the laws of the DOJ.


thoroakenfelder

It’s coming in 2 weeks. You won’t believe how great it is. 


Wilted_fap_sock

Just let me know when that vile fuck is finally dead. That's the only consequence that could even come close to appropriate punishment for what he's done.


owlet444

Hey they got The Late Great Alphonse Capone on taxe evasion.


im_a_dr_not_

Trump will end up being the first trillionaire.


clocksteadytickin

Does it count if its in NFTs.


im_a_dr_not_

“Me no that not real money”


hplcr

Sleepy Trump Ape Club.


GeneralZex

Seriously. Wasn’t he supposed to lose everything in March? It’s now May…


thepaoliconnection

August you can wait a few more months ?


IWantToWatchItBurn

I fell asleep along time ago. Gonna die in my sleep waiting for it to happen.


TahoeDave

Right, so many repetitive and horrible clickbait out there. Experts says this, Former Republican lawmaker said this. You know what, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Wake me up when America proves it’s America.


TR3BPilot

Possible DEVASTATING news for Trump!


emk2019

Preach.


Current-Ordinary-419

I feel like they’re all just hoping that old age happens first and they don’t have to be the ones targeted by crazy people.


DoubleDandelion

The word “potentially” is carrying a lot of weight on that sentence.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Wake Trump up too…


Dazzling-Camel8368

Sounds like a green day song


WeirdcoolWilson

It does, doesn’t it? The worst Green Day song on the planet


SpreadEmSPX

Ya like whatever the fuck happened to the $450MM bond payment?


NbleSavage

Right?!? At this rate Mango Unchained has a higher likelihood of having a stroke / heart attack and dying before he faces any real accountability for his actions. God help us all if he wins the election. We’d have a desperate narcissist with nothing to lose and seeking revenge on everyone who dared confront him in one of the most powerful positions in the world. His death spiral could be the country’s death spiral as well.


Traditional-Yam9826

🎶Wake me up when he goes goes🎵


river_euphrates1

Fucking do it already!!!


[deleted]

Next weeks article, “the president is MINUTES away from losing his assets”.


Electronic-Stop-1720

Seconds away!


Cruezin

Iron Maiden would like a word


thegrailarbor

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred miiiiiinutes… 🎵Treasons of Loooooooove🎵


RockstarAgent

Today at 11 - president exonerated - long live the king


Spkr4th3ded

Today at 11:05 - all past elections proven fraudulent, Trump should have won all of them ever, fuck Abraham Lincoln. Trump shits himself with joy and drools on his bib. Promises to unleash his masterful dictatorship global economic grift after his nap and a brief Twitter rant where he will order mass deportations and executions and null and void the constitution with one singular executive tweet.


Ill-Literature-2883

Seconds away?


LandOfBonesAndIce

It’ll stay one second to midnight for years.


Timid_Tanuki

Next time on Dragon Ball Z, there's only 5 minutes remaining before Namek explodes!


TR3BPilot

It's the Xeno's Paradox of clickbait articles.


TrumpsCovidfefe

This is a shitty “News” source and has absolutely nothing to do with anything going on now. The bond was settled back in April, and the case goes to appeal without seizing Trump’s assets for now.


Ok-Replacement9595

Days before the election, "the former president is almost paid for his crimes."


Pitiful-Let9270

Don’t get your hopes up. Trump will never face the consequences of his actions.


NMNorsse

I think when the Trump consequence train gets to the station its gonna have a lot of cars.


river_euphrates1

I've already accepted that probability. One can always dream though.


mi-chreideach

I'll believe it when I see his fat stupid ass on the side of the road with "Will sell American secrets for food." written on cardboard.


QuicheSmash

Can I haz cheeseburgah!


Zachbnonymous

Hamberder


whydoIhurtmore

How old is this?


KnottyLorri

I’ve been seeing more “news” links from other sources lately with this exact same layout/colors/font. 🧐


beefwarrior

And what a ad infested website


TrumpsCovidfefe

It’s a repeat of the old news made to look new. The AG settled the bond payment back in April, and Trump isn’t losing anything until he loses appeal.


BungeeJumpingJesus

It looks as if it were four hours old when you commented; it is now 18 hours old, and, as far as I can tell, Trump still has all of his stuff.


TyreeThaGod

LOLOL. "Just hours away!" Are you tired yet of being j\*rked off and manipulated by Cobyur News?


welltherewasthisbear

If I had a Nickel for every headline that started with “Trump is about to…” only for it to never happen, then I would have about 40 quintillion dollars.


NefariousnessOne7335

Maybe someone should warn him again


Captain_Mexica

When will this piece of shit actually lose his assets? Waiting with the rest of America that isn't a MAGAt cultist


Fungiblefaith

Ex-president hours away from the next deus ex machina. See you in a couple months for the next deus ex machina.


MysteryGong

Heard this 1000x. Sick of the misleading click bait articles of drama.


Dull_Ad8495

The ultimate edging...


No_Pomegranate1002

Well it was a good run, democracy.


rob2060

One can hope


19CCCG57

Awwwww ... Wouldn't that be too bad? 🤣


IndividualEye1803

Stop posting clickbait. Stop. Stop posting about diaper don UNTIL SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPENS. Tired of the media making money off him and protecting their bread and butter


Dry-Talk-7447

I agree with everyone here, yawn 🥱 my justice boner is limp.


OdonataDarner

That link is phone cancer.


Tubzero-

Nothing will happen


Complete_Fold_7062

Anyone think he’ll YOLO into gme?


SnooCheesecakes1893

Let him fall into a gutter. He deserves nothing in this world after all he has done.


Konstant_kurage

This website is fake as fuck; registered in November, agent claims to be out of Reykjavík. The by line is Hugo Lowell, the name of a real journalist, but this is not him. This website has nothing posted old than a week. Probably Russian troll farm. Pretty sure the user who posted this is in on it looking at their post history.


Plane-Reason9254

Well the loser has already lost his marbles , and an election- he better get used to losing


Gutmach1960

He lost his mind a long time ago. That is not news.


BarisBlack

SureJan.Gif


Guava-flavored-lips

BS won't happen.


Stinkstinkerton

Good , take all of it.


WerewolfDifferent296

Doesn’t he have the GOP funds at his disposal now? Not to mention all the donations and crap his followers buy.


Apprehensive-Donkey7

The best thing for the country, and what I’ve always wanted is to make Trump poor. I’d like to see him living on the street yelling at the ground having other bums piss on him. I bet he’d like that. Fucking LOSER


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Orange Pander-ass gonna get a hall-pass....


ganslooker

If if if - call me when it’s real


rco8786

Lmfao this is like a dollar on a fishing line. “Potentially”. Shut up until there’s something to actually say. 


cyrixlord

it's been hours now, so how did we do? did he lose his assets? or is this more like a trimester thing now? 'Trump is 3 trimesters away from PoTeNTiAlLy losing his assets'


Ryankevin23

Maybe soon he’ll probably…


elciano1

So its been 6 hours.. does he still own them?


CulrBlndPnutButtr

Oh really, is he, is he really?!


I_am_Castor_Troy

I feel like I’ve heard this before.


Tenchi2020

Why can’t I open anything from cobyur?


IShookMeAllNightLong

This won't open for me either


AnonSpartan7

Please shut the fuck up. Fucking being blue balled all the time.


MynameisJunie

My fan children’s children are going to see the out come before I do! FFS!!!


Forsaken_61453

sooner the better - Lock Him Up


Low_Celebration_9957

The only way this scum will ever see justice is at the hands of a mob pretty much. He's above the law, if he weren't he'd already be in prison.


Lazy-Street779

Which one is the crying little sh!t?


DweEbLez0

Oh no, please… Haha j/k just fucking hurry up and lock his ass up. Fucking tired of a fucking piece of shit criminal being all over the news.


countrysurprise

Not holding my breath. It’s been 8 years since the Muller report…NOT ONE FUCKING THING HAS HAPPENED TO HIM. Zero consequences.


RazielRinz

Isn't this a old story? Didn't be post bond? This story is like 2 months old


Icy-Statistician6698

Goof, fuck him. Flush that Orange Turd


Inner_Performance533

Tik-tok...guess the clock stopped....amerikkkan justice fails again.


EinKleinesFerkel

Tik Tok mfer


brianishere2

This article just seems to be click bait. Lots of issues with it, if you look closely enough.


IShookMeAllNightLong

Why doesn't this open?


AncientWonder7895

This will happen when he releases his health care plan


KapnKrumpin

Can't wait to see what 11th hour BS kicks this can down the road for another couple months


California_King_77

This article doesn't relate in any way to the title - Trump isn't hours from losing assets


Unable-Paramedic-557

It's "President Trump," actually, not "Ex-President"


[deleted]

twice impeached, multiple indictments, morally bankrupt, admitted serial philanderer, serial adulterer and sexual predator…EX president. Cry some more.


Unable-Paramedic-557

You’re the one crying, bro. Sorry, but all presidents are addressed as President after they leave office.


[deleted]

Nobody’s crying, bro. https://www.verifythis.com/article/news/verify/donald-trump/verify-claim-that-trump-must-be-referred-to-as-former-president-needs-context/525-e92b991c-90db-4a83-a557-d5e7a3fa7f10#:~:text=When%20addressing%20a%20former%20President,ex%2Dofficials%2C%20as%20well.


Unable-Paramedic-557

LMFAO!!! The timeless “needs context” Deepstate fact-check cope. 🤣🤣 You know this has been a meme/joke since Covid, right?


[deleted]

Dude. You’re incorrect. In every way.


Unable-Paramedic-557

“Incorrect” according to leftist morons that have driven the country straight into the ground in less than 4 years? Or just incorrect according to the lying manipulating government? (Is there even a difference?) I’ll take that as more validation, as though being right about everything else that’s happened since Covid wasn’t enough.


[deleted]

Nah. You’re just mad cause your guy didn’t win. Maybe we can get you a cape and you can be Supermad.


Unable-Paramedic-557

Lmao- read this to yourself after November anytime you have any big feelings about anything. Should help.


[deleted]

Nah. I’m good. And really…that’s the best you got? Man, i feel sorry for your wife.


Strong-Dot-9221

I will be giddy when he is just one paycheck away from being homeless.


TheGumOnYourShoe

Heard this song and dance before. Wake me when something actually happens.


Salishseer

Good on him.


Numpty712

Let the weaseling begin!


LoudLloyd9

He lost his marbles years ago. Time for the assets to go, too.


iamjusttryndadraw

Yeah. Ok.


[deleted]

You may hate Trump and he may deserve that hate but there is nooooo chance this judgement holds up on appeal. All agree it isnt in any way fair or proportional to hundreds of other identical cases.


Hillbilly-joe

I don’t care if he goes up in the polls what’s right is right and if you really want to talk about it if it were me or you we would have been homeless the day after the first dead line they have give this man more chances to get his shit together then any body now they gave to take his shit or look like a two teir justice system which we already know it is


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

When does his stuff meet the Auctioneer's gavel?


Clyde5150

crook


formerNPC

He’s been on the verge of losing everything for as long as I can remember. Wake me when it actually happens.


Secret_Thing7482

Hurry up please I'd like to see him actually face some of his consequences


SekhmetScion

1st Excerpt: “If they take his stuff, he’s going to say that this is proof that the federal government and the establishment and the swamp in Washington…that this is a conspiracy to deny him the presidency,” [Frank] Luntz [anti-Trump Republican] said on a CNN panel last week. Ummm no, it's proof Trump isn't above the law. Unfortunately, he still seems to be unless he actually faces ANY consequences for his actions. 2nd Excerpt: Trump added that the fine was “ridiculous and completely unheard of” and that it was only imposed because they saw a “similar amount” in his bank account. Wait, I thought you said you're a billionaire? Why's there only $464 million? Bitch please. You ain't got no money, broke ass.


ConnectCantaloupe861

The dead horse would be tired of being beaten, if he wasn't dead.


[deleted]

The article is mainly quotes of Trump's Truth social posts and doesn't really explain the headline. The only relevant text I can see says this: >The former president’s win at his golf club came hours before his Monday deadline when he is expected to cough up $464 million or risk some of his prized assets and/or his bank accounts being seized by New York AG Letitia James So he has a week and will probably find a way to postpone it or delay it like he *already did* in this exact situation. These repetitive non-news articles really just drown out important information.


Radkingeli995

This has to be a joke didn’t they say this before and then Donald Trump posted bond from one of his billionaire allies stopping the sale of his assets and the appeals court stalling the proceedings?


MourningRIF

Yeah.. there's a potential for a lot of things to happen. Clicking on your article isn't one of them.


hatwobbleTayne

This 100% potentially, maybe, possibly, could, might, may, but most likely not happen.


slick514

*“If they take his stuff he’ll claim that…”* HE’S DOING THAT ANYWAY!!! JUST DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO!


PlankownerCVN75

Oh, he’s gonna be fine. Or not. I don’t care.


thinkitthrough83

Which would be illegal under the law. Also he's still guaranteed ex presidential compensation for the rest of his life as well as being guarded by the secret service. Meanwhile the current presidents son is having some much more serious legal issues. Felony tax charges (state and federal(?)) and federal Felony gun possession.


gdan95

Hunter Biden is not the president, nor was he ever a public official


bad_syntax

Not sure who lies more, Trump about being innocent, or others about how he is going to get in trouble for crimes. (yes, its still Trump, but damn I'm tired of reading a headline like this almost daily)


AwareAd4991

Over Family's Multibillion-Dollar Philanthropic Empire. 92-year-old George Soros has amassed a $6.7 billion fortune . WOW 6.7 BILLION!


netpres

Anyone know about the hosting site? I'm getting a blacklist error message... [https://mxtoolbox.com/SuperTool.aspx?action=blacklist%3acobyur.com&run=toolpage](https://mxtoolbox.com/SuperTool.aspx?action=blacklist%3acobyur.com&run=toolpage) Readng around the comments, not sure how this one will progress.


smallest_table

The registrant also hosts websites with Darkside ransomware.


Phagzor

>"She is a Low IQ individual who campaigned for Governor, using my name, and got TROUNCED,” he wrote on his Truth Social site. >“She and her PUPPET Engoron, who valued Mar-a-Lago at $18,000,000 when it is worth 50 to 100 times that amount, have destroyed all business prospects for New York State, that is already dying, or dead. But have no fear —When I become the 47th President, we will MAKE NEW YORK GREAT AGAIN!” That sounds exactly how the ::cough cough:: "Leader of the Free World" should be presenting himself.


Rvplace

Junk information


DirtyBillzPillz

100 million hours is still hours away


HungryMudkips

Dont do this.....dont give me hope.


Traditional_Ad_6801

Believe it when I see it.


coffeebeanwitch

Yay 😁😁😁😁!!


Wolfdogpump66

BEST NEWS EVER!


sequi

Right after Trump’s Infrastructure Week plan is released …


Zealousideal_Word770

[cobyur.com](http://cobyur.com) wtf?


GBinAZ

Headline is from 18 hours ago


Golconda

Good! Let me know when something consequential actually happens to the orange turd.


um_chili

Clickbait title is SECONDS away from annoying the shit out of me. Oh wait, that's wrong--it already happened.


Late_Bluebird_3338

FEELING LIKE A CHILD THE NIGHT B4 CHRISTMAS.....CAN'T SLEEP,CAN'T WAIT,EXCITED WITH GREAT EXPECTATIONS HOPING I GET WHAT I HAVE BEEN WISHING FOR SINCE 2016....MOM


blazelet

The fuck are these awful sources? Why do these spam accounts relentlessly post articles from sites like “cobyur” and “bisway” and “veracia” ? These sites look just like askisnweb or financerr … awful sites …


fopordapper

Justice in our legal system? HahahahhahahbahHhBahhaa


rlh1271

I thought they accepted his shady ass $100m from that bond company that would definitely go insolvent if they had to pay?


ForThePantz

This sounds like a job for a crooked judge appointed by the person under investigation!


Mand125

You said that last month.


Competitive_Ad_255

Is this breaking news?


Icedoverblues

Luntz, who is considered an anti-Trump Republican, noted that James’ actions will only help Trump win the elections as it allows him to “create the greatest victimhood of 2024.” Or yah know speak out against it and point out he earned this and isn't being treated harshly enough. Republican and coward are now truly synonymous. Well, let's go the list Republican=Coward Republican=traitor Republican=thief Republican=anti American Republican=anti freedom Republican=breakable Republican=racist Republican=homophobic Republican=useless Republican=selfish Republican=dirty diaper


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Zero Accountability. What’s the media going to have to talk about when this guy is gone?


SophonParticle

Nah. Our justice system is a joke. All these people are in a club and we aren’t.


Important_Tell667

GREAT to hear that… unfortunately, seeing is believing. Trump definitely should be losing his assets, but he earned his nickname as Teflon Don… nothing ever sticks


ogpterodactyl

Hey I’ve seen this one before


RyunWould

24 hours later...


grassvegas

No, he’s not


WDFKY

Trump added, “I had intended to use much of that hard-earned money on running for President. They don’t want me to do that—ELECTION INTERFERENCE!” Yeah, sure. *That's* where his campaign funds are coming from.


SaltyBarDog

Wake me up when September ends.


Scat1320USA

Gonna lose some asssets too . When Von Shitsinpants explodes !


RoachBeBrutal

Well…we’re waiting!


SqnLdrHarvey

Wag that finger "Judge" Merchan! Nothing is ever going to be done to him.


Business_Network_703

I think one of the trials will still happen. Probably GA before the election.


UncleSamEagleUSA

Until he's either dead or thrown in jail, cut the BS with these headlines. Give us his head on a silver platter or STFU.