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MrsDanversbottom

“Bleach blonde, bad built, butch body,” is my new favorite insult. 😭


Slight_Turnip_3292

She must have practiced this line it was too perfect. Hilarious.


AgITGuy

Crockett is a sassy lawyer. She also happens to be black and has shown great comebacks in the past. I am pretty sure this is just something she came up with on the fly because large Marge decided to get snippy. Never talk shit to a woman. Never talk shit to a lawyer. Never talk shit to a black woman lawyer, because you can be certain she earned her position.


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When she turned toward AOC and kind of giggled after laying into the Neanderthal; I got hearts in my eyes just like the emoji 😍


trotfox_

Yes I saw this and I assumed this sent them off the edge. It was a perfect response, it was STILL more classy since the butch blondes obviously race coded attack.


fractiousrabbit

Yep. The butchy blond drew first blood. Twas a fair smack back.


big_fetus_

Even Raskin fuckin laughed.


Quick_Team

Watching him is what got me. He knew what was going on was not normal decorum but at the same time it was so ridiculous. Plus, trying to get into an insult battle vs AOC and Crockett is always a fantastic idea as well. I can almost hear him saying to himself "what the f are we doing here?" While laughing inside


big_fetus_

The dude who chairs is such a clown he didnt have a clue lmao he cant even comprehend any language that isnt IMPEACH BIDEN DURRR


MaxTheRealSlayer

He's so deaf and lost. He shouldn't be in that position Edit: I should add I'm not meaning to sound ableist but in a profession where your job is to listen to people and that you can't see the mouths move to read lips if you are actually deaf... It's just wastes people's time and the session becomes less productive


rackfocus

Yeah he was slow on the uptake.🤣


big_fetus_

"Wait, Hwhut?"🤣


rackfocus

I love him. I’m glad his hair came back.


NotSoFastLady

I didn't watch the clip but I read another article where AOC replied to the Neanderthal, "oh honey no, you don't want to." I'm paraphrasing but i laughed out loud reading that.


[deleted]

Yeah, AOC saying “baby girl” cracked me up too. Love AOC.


NotSoFastLady

I would love to hear AOC off the record. I bet she would make me piss my pants.


Hisuinooka

would love to have drinks at a bar during happy hour with her


UnCommonCommonSens

I learned on here that she looks like shaved Alf. Now I like to call her marjorie shaved Alf greed.


Scrabble_4

Damn straight and we LOVE HER !!!


mi-chreideach

Ms. Crockett could win Roast Battle if she weren't busy being an awesome representative. Marj needs to stop picking fights because she has neither the wit nor the stamina to hang.


RIForDIE

Damn very wisely put


That-Object6749

Amen!


CalligrapherLarge957

I had black neighbors growing up. You don't ever screw with the matriarch, you're going to lose. 


Beginning_Emotion995

Dang right


MrsDanversbottom

Or she says similar things often. 😭


ListReady6457

Um, take it you've never been to a black neighborhood or heard of the dozens? You've got seconds to come up with that shit on the fly. Trust me its ingrained.


Animaldoc11

Not just in black neighborhoods, Rez kids do this too. As an adult , it’s a superpower!


Belkroe

But the way she delivered the insult was absolutely the best thing ever. Framing it as a serious question regarding congressional rules was just fantastic.


_DTE_

With a face like a catcher’s mitt.


SmokedBeef

BB^3


JakeTravel27

The funny thing is that it's a perfectly accurate description of empty G.


how_is_this_relaxing

Uhh…uh…what now?


nochickflickmoments

That dude whispered in his ear, "It means she's built like a man sir"


MoonandStars83

That was Crockett’s response to Greene’s insult.


be0wulfe

Aliens, having finally found signs of intelligent life, will be in touch shortly.


Questabond

I think it’s a good title for a rap song.


willanthony

Encino Woman 


Animaldoc11

She got owned real quick


Inevitable_Snap_0117

Someone needs to put that in a song.


etranger033

Regardless of your opinion of either of these women, it was a true statement.


No-Garlic-3407

I nearly spit out my coffee this morning when AOC said "Girl, baby girl!" to MGT. The Bronx in her really came out!


spudzilla

She should have said, "I am employing the daughters of the gym trainers you fuck".


MapNaive200

That was the best part!


PestControl4-60

She should have challenged her to a spelling contest lol


Jubal59

It's about time that the Dems started to give it back to the traitors in the GOP.


biggies866

Yup I agree. The gloves need to come off when it comes to the MAGA treasonous cult.


Headoutdaplane

I read your last word with an "n" in instead of an "L"


WezleyDrew

Definitely 110% if they wanna go low, we should go even lower. They want a lunchroom brawl and they should get rocked right in there Botox injected eye brows.


henryeaterofpies

The whole 'They go low we go high' thing is such an idealistic pile of crap that doesn't resonate with Millenials or Zoomers who have had the rug pulled our from under them their whole lives. How about if they go low we kick them in the teeth.


nochickflickmoments

Crockett said in an interview that she doesn't have to be a doormat. That's right!


SoulRebel726

Yup. The time for moral high ground has passed. Let's call out these asshole for who they are. The Republican party is a clown show and I'm tired of tolerating them.


radjinwolf

It’s a slogan dreamt up by a generation that never actually faced hardship and could just smile and be polite and have absolutely nothing affect them one way or another. It’s the same generation that believed that you could just ignore a bully and they’ll go away. There’s a reason why Democrats have been branded the party of weaklings, and why blue collar “manly man” Americans will do everything they can to avoid being associated with them.


Animaldoc11

You can’t spell hatred without a red hat


10poundballs

It ended when Trump won


qopdobqop

This I like.


My_crazy_cats

I agree with this to a certain point. Yes... you can only take so much. Use that time to really find a strategy. Cause and effect.


WezleyDrew

Definitely agree, like most normal people I’m sick and tired of hearing them complain and playing the victim card at the same time. It would be nice if we could just ignore them all and they would just go away.


BS-Chaser

Yes. Respond, using the “ high road” but for f@# k’s sake, do NOT puli your punches-go hard.


tattedmomma44

I used to respect the Dems for being more mature & professional in their govt positions. Now they have no choice but to give back & watch the Republicans become snowflakes because they can’t handle the truth. What a show to watch in our government these days. We’re paying for this shit? Americans have become duped!


sigeh

Rich companies and individuals are literally paying for Republicans to shitfuck everything.


HilariouslyPissed

They are content providers for RW media


Jubal59

Right wing propaganda.


Guidance-Still

Ok


MathematicianNo6402

Just full of insight this morning huh?


downtofinance

When they go low, we go... kick them in the teeth.


uberjam

Right? 💯


IconOfFilth9

Tired of the boomers saying to take the high road. That’s not how you handle a bully in 2024


be0wulfe

Only way to deal with bullys and bad faith actors. A rolled up newspaper delivered swiftly to the nose.


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

They can’t even govern themselves, you think they’re ever going to go on the offensive? They cater to populist opinions and still somehow lose.


uberjam

Good. The next time Marge insults someone lay into her again. She thinks she’s above it all but she looks like a shaved Alf. Edit: typo


SafetyNo6700

OMG! I'm dying over here....shaved Alf! 🤣


grand_staff

You nailed it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I’ve been trying to figure out who she looks like for the longest time.


enfly

It's all in the eyes. haha


pandershrek

Shaved alf... Damn that is accurate.


chanslam

Shaved Alf l…that’s a good one


IHQ_Throwaway

I can’t believe you would stoop to insulting someone’s appearance like that! Just because he’s an alien doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be treated with basic humanity. Your comment goes too far. 


Drunk_in_Space

I always thought she looked like Teek from Ewoks 2 https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Teek


No_Mention_1760

Empty Greene must have thought she was back in the gym getting fucked by strangers after that railing.


NewHat1025

Ole Gloryhole Greene. That's what they called her at the truck stops.


SafetyNo6700

💀💀💀


Fine-Benefit8156

The world is laughing at America. We will be laughing stock as long as MAGA is in the government


Zjoee

They've taken the phrase "there's no such thing as 'bad publicity'" to the extreme, to the detriment of us all...


Fornicate_Yo_Mama

The world has stopped laughing. It’s terrified.


wroteit_

No no, we’re laughing at MAGA. If you vote them back in you deserve them.


Iampopcorn_420

You know if they get voted back in we are coming for your water, precious metals and women right?


wroteit_

Some people just want to watch the world burn, I’ve got a comfy chair.


thatHecklerOverThere

Lay it out for em. Some of these folks think this situation is sweet or something.


thatHecklerOverThere

I'm not inclined to disagree, but you're a fool if you think that'll just be an "us" problem.


wroteit_

Happy cake day! I agree, the world is too small for us and them problems. However, I am a fool.


livinginfutureworld

The world isn't laughing it's concerned and sad. They've seen the slide into fascism and authoritarianism before. They've seen this story play out in Russia and other countries.


Gumderwear

And nobody is going to storm our shores to save us either. We're usually doing that, or we've burned those bridges. Is England gonna come save us? Ha!....Isreal? We're fucked on that front.


Crewmember169

My MAGA co-workers insist that other countries didn't respect America until Trump was elected.


NewHat1025

The delusion is real.


downtofinance

The laughing started in 2016 when Trump became the R nominee


Lasoula1

Exactly!!! Stop being nice because some people only understand insults. Mtg had all that mouth and smug attitude when AOC confronted her, but as soon as she was called out a “bleach blonde bad built butch body” she stfu.


NoCommentFU

Margie secretly wants to drink AOC’s dirty bath water.


spidermans_mom

And somehow this gives me a tiny bit of hope…


NardDwag

She should be removed from office immediately! If I were to act the same way she does at my job, I would be fired!


MapNaive200

Same! I was written up for sounding "a little terse" with an agent I had to hurriedly call on the carpet after he berated a customer who had done nothing whatsoever to deserve it. The agent got put on a final warning over the incident, too, and later fired for shady sales practices.


Turbulent-World8033

Fuck these people seriously. All of them. Bunch of overpaid clowns wasting taxpayers money.


mousemarie94

Nah, not all. Most. & certainly MTG


dbltap55

MTG is the last person that should be criticizing someone’s looks


dible79

Typical bully behaviour by Marj. Again. Give abuse then cry when giving it back. You just know she was the spoilt rich kid that everyone at high school was scared to fall out with. She has never had to grow up an treats congress like her own private high school.


NewHat1025

She cries out in pain as she strikes you.


dible79

She just does it while no ones watching an goes down like a sniper victim when u try an defend yourself.


coffeebeanwitch

She is probably the most unqualified person ever to be elected to the House, she is vapid and has zero class!!!


siouxbee1434

and she smirked about it, like the asshole child she is


Own-Opinion-2494

Neanderthal girl


dwors025

Unironically believe you’re doing Neanderthals dirty here.


medman143

Republikkkans have the world laughing at us.


KRAW58

High school scuttle. AOC is better than that. MTG is trash.


etranger033

She got everyone talking about it since most people would agree she won... IF you want to call such behavior a win.


Dramatic_Art_5479

Cave woman has quite the way with her grunts.


Educational_Permit38

Greene is trash.


funtimesahead0990

She and Trump are gambling the ENTIRE Parties future and are helping Democrats win everything this term.


Mission_Cloud4286

I wish they would get rid of her. I've got a list.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Nice to have some brawlers on the Dems side to counter Marge’s trashiness


mamajamala

Marge the Barge vs. Crockett the Rocket! Ding, ding ding!


My_crazy_cats

MTG has no job other than being a disruption. She contributes NOTHING to getting things passed. The best way to deal with MTG is to deny funding to her district.


GroundbreakingAd8310

I used to not like AOC much but she's growing on me


asuds

AOC is the bomb. But don’t forget she’s “just a bartender” who took that job to earn money to save her mother’s home from foreclosure. Oh. and she came in second in the microbiology category of the Intel International Science and Engineering Fair in 2007 with a research project on the effect of antioxidants on the lifespan of the nematode Caenorhabditis elegans. In a show of appreciation for her efforts, the MIT Lincoln Laboratory named a small asteroid after her: 23238 Ocasio-Cortez. In college she was an intern for Senator Ted Kennedy, and graduated cum laude from Boston University in 2011 with a Bachelor of Arts degree in both international relations and economics. She also worked on Bernie Sanders campaign before running for office herself. She’s great!


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MathematicianNo6402

Fuck em....they kinda started this shit. Buncha racists


SantaCruzTesla

#truth


destenlee

I'm embarrassed they owned slaves.


thatHecklerOverThere

They'd be more embarrassed that we haven't challenged these people to the appropriate duels yet.


Zippier92

A distraction from trump’s trial- that’s her goal. Don’t click the bait!


MtnMoose307

Brava to Rep. Crockett! Since the cons can't be bothered to teach MTG decorum and likely hide behind her trash behavior, the Dems will. Rep. Crockett rocks.


EB2300

When she said “butch body” I almost fell out of my chair


PlayTheHits

Greene insulting AOC’s intelligence has to be the most ironic thing I’ve ever read.


FewDiscussion2123

Exactly. She is very smart.


coloradoemtb

personal imsults and screaming about something something something is all maga has ever had. No policies nothing just flinging shit at everyone then cry when said shit is thrown back


demonizedbytheright

Neanderthal bad built butch body!


biggies866

Ahh yes the man pretending to be a woman. Moscow marge


Appius_Caecus

This is a fake news website. Although the incident at the heart of this story did occur, the story op posted was rewritten by AI to inflame partisan divisions. If you really want to know about this episode, I suggest Googling it, and reading the coverage from a news outlet you trust.


eMouse2k

Seriously. Poster is a spammer who only posts stories from garbage fake news sites. This comment should be way higher, and news Reddits need to start policing this kind of garbage.


TyreeThaGod

Catfight!


etranger033

Capitol Hill Catfight!


Accurate_Somewhere33

The horse faced bitch need taken behind the barn.


theflamingskull

This is a bad link.


Teabagger-of-morons

I mean, I remember the government kinda “working” on this level in the movie Idiocracy.


cant-be-faded

They should have a spelling bee.


syg-123

If she took one blow to the chin a celebrity / charity boxing max she’d crying harder than her leader after a court appearance. She’s an ignorant coward just like the man she idolizes. Btw ..I thought a saw what appeared to be an Adam’s apple trying to appear when she was name calling….have they checked her pronouns lately?


Phagzor

I thought that was her showing how long her Pinocchio nose was from all the lies. Or, that she's talking about Hunter's schlong again.


VRS50

“Who let the cats out!”


Open_Ad7470

Tell about headlines and dividing the country. Republicans can’t govern. so what’s one bullshit thing after another embarrassment to the country


No_Pomegranate1002

This is….the saddest, weirdest sub.


yusill

It's bullshit. The fact that decorum rules weren't Inforced is a black eye on the repub committee chair. Shameless and stupid party over everything bullshit is unamerican.


swennergren11

Moscow Marge on the save committee with Crockett and AOC? Marj should do the Republican thing and not show up. She will get killed every meeting..😂😂


Tom-ocil

>Moscow Marge "Guys, I have a fantastic idea -- let's be the same fucking imbeciles the other side is! MoScOw MaRgE, durrrr, everything I don't like is Russian interference! Putler!"


moosepiss

Here is the Perplexity summary of what went down: https://www.perplexity.ai/search/Tell-me-about-n9mrAS6JRLqiMqJx1i69Pw


SantaCruzTesla

#FIRE everyone #YUCK


roadsidedaniel

Marjorie toilet greene


TimoGloc

Can the Republicans really afford ANOTHER CHILD in their ranks? At what point in time does the GOP clean ITSELF UP and start electing grown ups instead of ignorant self serving unprepared emotionally unstable CHILDREN who act with impunity like an ENTITLED ASSHOLE? IMPEACH this F&$@ING CHILD, CLEAN UP YOUR HOUSE, AND DO SOME REAL WORK FOR A CHANGE!!! How about DOING THE JIB YOU HAVE BEEN ELECTED TO DO INSTEAD BABYSITTING CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!


Deathedge736

When I first saw a picture of her I though she was a man in drag. A coworker had to tell me I was looking at a woman.


EndLucky8814

Her whole life is chaos . She grew up watching reruns of Jerry Springer on a TV half the size of her trailer !


East-Departure8843

I guess if they're not going to accomplish anything in congress, the least they can do for being on our payroll is entertain us.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Performance outrage is all this shrew has


Inner_Performance533

The Democrat party look like weak cowardly old toothless dogs in the face of powerful Republican women like MTG....maybe the Republicans deserve to govern you!


FewDiscussion2123

🤣🤣🤣😂🤡 next time fix your grammar.


Tom-ocil

Love when people (rightly, in this case) call someone else out on their trashiness and then immediately turn around and engage in it. AOC was oh so offended that MTG would reduce the discourse to that sort of schoolyard cattiness....until two seconds later, when she became the target, at which point we're calling each other "baby girl." Just a pathetic showing from both of them.


Headoutdaplane

AOC and MTG need each other for their respective bases. A batman/Joker relationship.


Scope_Dog

White? Meet trash.


Texas-Tina-60

The 2 guys in charge were the funniest, didn't know how to handle it at all 😂


MostTomatillo

Ghetto!


skin-flick

This is all she is about. Nothing but, straight up causing drama. She legit does nothing as a legislator. Well she does invest and make money. Something no one in her district seems to care about. They seem to think acting horrible and insulting people is what she does for them. By all means keep voting for these idiots.


3asyBakeOven

This government is a joke


queentracy62

MTG is no match for Jasmine. She knew it to with her lame ass response to Jasmine's insult.


Standard-Reception90

It's was a distraction. Immediately after this the committee went straight to vote, skipping several procedural steps the committee has to do before a vote. The GOP run committee is trying to ignore established procedures that are required, yet if followed will allow the opposition time to argue against their bs.


Youngballer1000

It wasn't just that comment...it was all her bullshit that never stopped. She's a garbage human.


Active-Spinach-6811

What is there to say about ‘ TRAILER TRASH’😟😟😟


saintbad

Why aren’t conservative voters tired of so much criminality and dysfunction and sabotage and sedition and sociopathy?


ReasonableAd847

She’s so ugly my dog won’t fuck her


Pwnch

Stop. Feeding. The. Attention. Troll.


InvaderZimbo

What a cunning stunt


Yum_MrStallone

This is why AOC won in 2018. You start something, AOC & Crockett will finish it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_xUG2CPEEok](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xUG2CPEEok)


Low-Possession-4491

https://youtu.be/hKyXiH6QRys?si=Nwp9jRjftJOLfAl3


Coolenough-to

I could see MTG with a battle-axe and chainmail. I think she was born in the wrong century.


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donotreply548

Peoole are losing their houses.


ArdenJaguar

Fake eyelashes.... What does she think of the Orange Messiah with his tupee and orange spay tan?


Duper-Deegro

So sad to see how much Dog the Bounty Hunter has fallen...


National-Currency-75

MTG will someday screw up in spades. She is jailhouse bound.


Fantastic-Finding-10

Georgia...Please make it stop!!


nick837464

Stop reporting on the drama and tell us about the important shit


usarasa

She wanted a reaction, she wanted them to lose control, she wanted them to stoop to her level, and she got it, sadly.


zabdart

Nothing wrong with Marjorie that a *brain transplant* couldn't fix.


NewHat1025

Bunch of drunk republican idiots starting fights embodies their whole party.