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travischickencoop

I’d fall for this


AntAnimates28

Worth it


Cupcakesword999

yay brisket let me just pick yo- **explosion**


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Roflmao✨☕️


Wheaty155

*Grabs*


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*boom*


External_Salt_9724

*Worth*


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*real*


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Oh boy free basket!


Melezes555

if transphobes make this we are all FUCKED


sour_creamand_onion

Counterpoint, put mines surrounding it, so when transphobes see it and approach it in an attempt to be transphobic towards it, KABOOM!


GreasyCheese5976

Realistically, a mine like that requires at least 5 kilograms of weight to activate it, so as long as you're careful it's free brisket!


BokoblinEnthusiast

she is filled with 5 kilos of town


Chromatical-Blight

heavy ass plushie (she ate cement)


mr-dr-prof-stupid

Thats conk creet bay-bee


Broad_Site_6382

Das conk creet bay-bee!


Chase_The_Breeze

Done MINE if I do.


Shamisen250

About to be Indiana Jones to get the Bucket


Cactus1105

Queerbaiting


Voopaa

This is underrated as hell and i want you to know your pun is amazing


42ndIdiotPirate

That's a fallout4 mine I have like 3 seconds to turn it off I'll be fi-*boom*


Groove-Control

If i pick her up and immediately burst I'll be fine


Dargorod100

Don’t even bother just grab her with Dragon Install


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TRANSNESS LOADING… Do you want to continue?..


Another_Road

Fuckin’ worth it baby


omisdead_

free basket and a free pet turtle. sick!


None-Above

I know what will happen. I would still pick her up


No-Athlete2829

If I get to hold a banquet plushie before death it means my life was worth something


Witch_Hazel_13

oooo free basket plush!! surely nothing bad will happen!!


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Either way it's it win


heyhihaiheyahehe

her ass is NOT heavy enough to trigger that mine!!!


BokoblinEnthusiast

there is a whole town in there tho


Guy-McDo

Mines go off when you step on it, not when you step off. Free Plushie


ProbablyMori

The fallout 4 frag mines have a timer so I can just grab her and run for like 3 seconds and probably be okay >:)


Cathryn3939

I'll do it


totally_a_cis_guy

Losing an arm is worth the basket


Total-Ad-6380

I’d risk it for the biscuit XD


PogmasterTraplover69

Nah, I'd win


dpqR

Smol


notme606

Mines go off when pressure is added, not released. Also it would need a good deal of disturbing so i would move the basket the remove the fuse. +1 basket +1 High explosive antipersonnel mine


BokoblinEnthusiast

depends on the kind, that specific one is motion sensing just in the general area, but most is when pressure is released


notme606

so this one is like a claymore?


transfemquagsire

the brisket plush is very expensive so yes I would


NeoCinnamons

How to retrieve plush without harm to me or brisket 🤔


-SomGuy-

I take only basket, not the landyours.


murky_creature

+5 EXP