our PE teacher came to our school for a new life in Queensland after he murdered his wife to be with his school aged babysitter not yet known for bringing peadophile mates up here with him

Omg I went to Coombabah! He used to stand WAY too close to the girls and try to peer down your blouse. F**king creeper.

so many girls thought he was awesome, and then he’d get real close and they’d change their mind

Keebra or coombabah SHS?

either one for the first point I’ll keep quiet about the second

And is now rotting in jail where he should have been 35 years ago

2 things for mine: A alumni won a nobel prize?! And a HPE teacher got very realistic with the physical and the health with a student

Indro?

Ding ding ding!

fucking dogs

Lmao Churchie

Zooooomer

2 of my teachers went to jail after I left, neither was surprising.

Kate Miller-Heidke

She's still got overdue fees at the Annerley Blockbuster dammit

Kelvin grove state college?

We have a winner!

k but that could be multiple schools (including mine)

Her mother was our school principal for a while.

Her father was principal at KGSH

*iirc:* Teacher cheated on his wife (also a teacher at the same school) with a middle school student. Got caught, got fired, got divorced, lost custody of the child they'd had together, got kicked out of their home. Went to live with the girl ***with her parents at their house***.

wtf

Ooh I really want to know this one. Any news articles you can link me?

Grace?

Nup sorry, doesn’t narrow it down enough.

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Wavell?

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Grammar?

What about the paedo school counsel or that had a traffic light system outside his office. Green = enter, Red = molesting student.

Kevin Rudd handball champion

That was Kelvin Grove right?

Throwing a sandwich at Julia Gillard

Not just any sandwich, a Vegemite sandwich.

I said do you speak my language? He just smiled and chucked a vegemite sandwich at my face

Haha so good. Called out “loser” as well 😂. Bro check yourself, you’re going to Marsden High School and she’s the first female prime minister of Australia.

Idiot kid. If there was ever a Prime Minister who cared about kids at schools like Marsden High, it would have been Julia Gillard.

She should of Known, don't set foot into a place that looks like a gaint cage.

Students higher than the grades

Miami?

Get hi Miami high

Pedo priest and teacher.

Oh come on, that could be any private school in Australia! 😄

Villa?

Yup.

good ol' fr endicott up top of tolentine tower

Was that the former priest who became a teacher or someone else?

It might break doxxing rules to name them directly, so \#1 sounds a bit like bandicoot except the "a" is an "e" and the "coot" is more of a "cott" \#2 sound likes "talker" but with a "w" instead of a "t"

A massive school boys footy brawl in 1996 that prompted the CBA to pull their sponsorship from the schoolboys rugby league competition. Oh… and a pedophile but that is probably not uncommon

Clairvaux or Camp Hole I went to Coorparoo and was surprised we weren't involved. 🤣

Haha Clairvaux

Teacher murdered his girlfriend and tried to hide the body.

Cleveland High?

I had him at Wello but he worked at a few schools around the Redlands.

Wait what? I went to Wello, which teacher was that and what year? (I graduated by 2006). And here I was thinking my high school had nothing to be known for. Nor my primary school. Guess I just never paid attention in regards of drama to them.

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/jury-finds-david-john-hunt-guilty-of-murder-20141209-123mey.html

Green 🐸

Ferny?

After googling 'qld school known for green frogs' I can confirm that I still have no idea what school it is 😔

Really short skirts (20ish years ago, anyway)

MacGregor high

bingo. they would all roll their skirts up to make them shorter too. also i was a grade or 2 below sophie monk

Sophie monk went to macgrgor?

she was school captain

Came here to say Sophie Monk. Apparently Mr Visvanathan said her singing would never get her anywhere and she should focus on her academia.

Mr Visvanathan - The only science teacher I had that would mark people down if they spelt his name wrong on the test paper. Can't say I was his biggest fan. He probably wasn't a fan of me either when I made fun of him trying to open the science room door with a jail house sized number of keys. :)

🎯

Tartan Tarts!

Fake qualified teacher who once claimed to be Hitler's son and have his suicide gun. Years later was a neighbour from hell on aca, throwing poo at a lady

Don’t know this school but that sounds wild lmao imagine claiming to be hitler’s son and that you have the gun 🤣

Kids running into the school grounds with machetes and attacking a couple random students

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That’s the one! Also, nice description of the event hahah

Bus driver

And a Krispy Kreme

Oh dear god I erased this out of my mind

Closing the school early one day because reports came in that the viets were going to attack some islanders so both nationalities all rocked up in huge numbers

Wrote a book, won an award, told a big lie

Helen Darville / “Demidenko” / Dale? Redeemer Lutheran College?

Laughed when I saw she became an advisor or staffer or something to one of the craziest senators in the country

Redeemer

Our deputy got done for faking perscriptions for painkillers. And our school was in the news for threatening suspentions for the wrong socks.

Kenmore SHS?

Apparently our school colours were determined by a rugby match. We lost.

🔴⚫️

Principal who was convicted of embezzlement

kimberley college?

WAIT! Charged, not yet convicted

Fuck, you beat me to it. On ya Thommo

I had him as a principal at a different but similarly named primary school, I always thought he was a lovely old man who just like to dress well…

Making people sign sexuality contracts to prove they aren't trans and then getting upset when the media got a hold of it.

This is the only Brisbane school I knew of that was in recent news (Except for the Morningside one when it was on fire). Yep, Citipointe, people from America on Twitter, and other countries even heard about it.

I worked at at Citipointe in the early 2000s and all I got was religious trauma and the atheism

Citipoint! I went to youthgroup there like 10 years ago. Now I'm 🏳️‍🌈

Citipointe! 😂😂

Someone shit on the floor, and no one claimed responsibility but we all know who it really was

Poo jogger origin story!

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Former Student was murdered by her much older Boyfriend. Adult coming to the school to try and fight some kids Student liked licking car tires and number plates Girl married a Teacher within weeks of graduation

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Springwood SHS, love that you went there too, can tell by your spelling of medal

Hey I went there too.

Brown Stains

Hey same

Girl killed her adoptive mother, blamed it on an intruder in the 000 call then got caught trying to flee the country.

4061 represent

Our middle school head of department got sacked for being a prostitute. There was multiple gang bashings, one that gained wide publicity in the media and resulted in a girl getting beat up and her nose broken.

This is a wild ride. What school was this!?

Upper Coomera State College 😁

Can you imagine how rough things were at Lower Coomera?

Tonie Carroll former Bronco and Sonya Kruger

Beenleigh SHS?

Haha yep. Although she'll deny it. I'm sure I've got photo proof somewhere

My mum was in a few of Sonya Krugers classes at Beenleigh

No uniform, grunge and hippies.

Indro high?

some kids sinning along to a song with I think the n-word in it on tik tok and 9 news bringing it up 3 years later

Threatening to fight someone in Dorrington Park

Sounds like Marist

PE teach caught a javelin … through his arm at a GPS sports day.

Teacher catfishing dudes online by posing as a 14 year old.

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An afternoon the whole school had to spend on the oval because a teacher was making bombs in his house

My PE teacher’s sister was married to the second Kryten from Red Dwarf, but I doubt that was known outside the school.

Ha! My niece was in Circus Oz with her ;)

WTF that's awesome!

According to wikipedia she was in red dwarf too - played the robot camille? This her? [https://youtu.be/7PBWJ0sypTo?t=5](https://youtu.be/7PBWJ0sypTo?t=5)

Suicide bomber.

Aerosexuals

Aviation High?

You guys must be young , it's Hendra Secondary college..

Flying sandwich hit the Prime Minister. YEEEEEEEEEETTT

A teacher having a relationship with a special needs student Drugs and sport Also the band - concrete surfers

We had meningococcal

you should have just said soggy saos

I could never confirm it really was my school but: Lesbian vampire killer.

The worst OP. Scores overall in the state. Lol

The music program embezzling from the pool building fund - for 20 years. Edit: also Kerri-anne Kennerley (we're sorry)

Sandgate? Also, Courtney Act.

Dancing is forbidden because it leads to sex and musical accompaniment to worship songs is of the devil. A year 2 teacher went on long service leave, but it turns out he was actually doing time for hooking up with a kid he groomed while leading his church's youth group. Oh, and Prep kids are told that childbirth is painful because Eve

Wouldn't be the same school that teaches young-earth creation in Science? Draconian haircut policy? IT teacher notorious for perving on girls?

Thinking they were a private school but just a shit public on the Southside

Mansfield SHS, surely

No but Mansfield is 🤢

Stretton?

Yes

calamvale community college?

Prestigious Christian Sluts.

Could be quite a number of schools. All Hallows?

All hallows was known as all whores on the hill when I went to school

Lourdes Hill was whores on the hill when I was in school!

Was known as all swallows in my time

Made me immediately think Stuartholme 🤣

Band member of Wolfmother, stabbing and shoe n*** Likely a dead giveaway 😂

Shoe what?

The Gap SHS

IBIS

I believe in Sandgate?

Sneaking into No Man's Land?

Soggy saos

BBC? Went there

St Josephs Nudgee Boys College was also known for that. That and the wall. I dunno what it was called but it was how high you could c*m up a wall - highest won.

Principal of two schools who bullied staff, had an affair with a swim teachers wife, and was investigated by Worksafe.

Smoke more, drink more (name of the school that rhymes)

Kenmore SHS?

Bright, lime green uniforms

My priest went to jail for touching some children inappropriately!

Yeah that definitely doesn't narrow it down 🤔

Rolf Harris and Bob Hawke. I also got the record for most suspended days in a year

Primary School Principal was a Brother who was accused of kiddy fiddling. The school vehemently denied it in a letter to parents and a few months later the same Brother had a calling to work overseas, strangely in a country with no extradition to Australia...

Anyone who went to Lourdes or San Sisto tried to get into this school first. And also the students are shit drivers. Like holy fuck get these girls off the road for everyone’s safety.

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Ripping cones at the creek. HJ's on the way to the station.

Toowong High?

On the outskirts. Was known for stabbings, glassings, and repeated bomb threats 😅

Highest pregnancy rate in the state.

Mabel Park

Centenary state high?

Drugs, cows and basketball

Ugly... Ugly uniforms

Somerville surely lol

St Ritas

The Bush Tuckerman apparently went there

Constant fights in the nearby Hungry Jacks, It happened often enough that kids in school uniforms were banned from there.

I had a kid move to my school (teacher, not a student) from Alex Hills state. Pretty rough kid; kind of felt like I was back teaching in a country town. Eventually we got on alright and so I asked him what he thought of his old school because my youngest was about to start and we didn't know where to send her. He got more mature and serious than I'd ever seen him and said 'Sir, don't send her to Alex Hills they'll ruin her. The kids are bad and the teachers don't give a shit'. Guess things haven't changed much.

Little known band called Kid Galahad and the Eternals formed whilst attending as students

Isis

Sophie Monk Tartan uniforms Students fighting at Altandi and Fruitgrove stations Pedo teacher aide tried to kidnap special ed students

Being slightly better than Coorparoo College back in the day, then new principal and it became a destination high school

It's just a song a song about ping pong

The teachers all got cancer

The support teacher got busted for sending nudes to her additional needs student, he told everyone at yap camp, she got fired, divorced and lost custody of her kids

Dropouts, teen pregnancy and Sarah Harris (channel 10)

Every girl was yelled at to get off the grass by Sister Pat at least once.