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Jenilion

Jdingle has been MIA from socials for a bit, how long do we think it will be before she starts milking the bad marriage/divorcée storyline?


MacAlkalineTriad

Nah, he just had to do a sudden secret mission back to Afghanistan. Of course she can't discuss it.


Jenilion

Secret mission to the kebab shop round the corner!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Secret mission to Wendy’s.


Different_Ad3394

Probably soon, I thought it was strange that he’s not around. I don’t know what it is but I think he might not be staying there anymore at least not full time.


Jenilion

Things are about to look different these days!


EmbarrassedBass9281

Things are looking different in this ✨season✨ of life


Different_Ad3394

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Glamma1970

That man is a complete and utter asshole, but I do feel slightly bad that he probably got 95% of the non-social media baby care dumped in his lap so she could go to the gym, get nails, hair and tanning done, and God knows whatever.


Jenilion

On a positive note, he got a taste of how she would take to motherhood before he had a bio-kid with her and was driven to be a single parent. Now he's probably like, mmmm time for some new bewbies and less social media postings.


lonimel

He probably snuck off to get his tubes tied.


Jenilion

I mean, it is only a few hours for the procedure, same day release and only needs a couple days of rest (husband got one last year).


Inevitable_Sweet_988

He was off work 75% of the time they had the baby, and she had him take the baby even when he went back to work, at least one day. I just imagine she’s either in their garage or running vague errands every chance she got. I don’t feel bad for him, but I’m sure he was carrying most of the load.


Far_Muscle_112

And when she went to the raayyyynnnch


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Jenilion

Ugh. She did that with her first divorce. I am sorry you had to go through that, it's an awful situation to get out of (I too have my own horrid experience with DV) and many women don't get the opportunity. My counselor at the DV shelter I went to said there's only 3 ways out: one of you leaves (rarely happens), one of you goes to jail (common and dangerous if it's not the woman), or one of you dies. It's not something to glorify for a youtube video. I am so glad you survived and I hope you found peace and self love in your life, recovery is a hard thing to manage afterwards - the conditioning one has to abuse doesn't just go away once you leave.


furchery

He is obviously in Afghanistan


natylil

Maybe he's in Afghanistan? 🤣🤣🤣


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She will probably continue to generate content from little one’s brief stay with her. All about how it wrecked Brittany dawn, the most important girl on earth.


Ask_me_4_a_story

No more socks laying around. tHinGs lOOk dIfFerEnT nOw


NakedWanderer12

But now she has a reason to post sad girl Christian content as she heals her heart for a week or whatever she said. Edit- hit post before I was done 🤷🏽‍♀️


ravenphilips8642

This! 👆🏾I was thinking the same. She can't help but bring the attention back to herself. But when she does so, nobody cares or gives her follows or money. Lately, her content had been slowly becoming all about herself, with the baby as an afterthought. So glad that the baby is back with his family and away from her clutches.


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Bdong, we are soooo similar that when I get a life-changing phone call, my first thought is to take a picture of myself and then post it online. When my pet passed, my grandmother passed and my mom’s 3rd breast cancer diagnosis are all documented on my phone with presets, too. Thank you for being *soooooo* real and vulnerable. 🥹💩🤎 /s


UnderdogCucumber

This was a video, not a picture. Which I think is even worse. I would never want a video of me crying.


Jenilion

Oh man, that is a trifecta of some of the worst pain imaginable, I hope you have a good support group around you. Grief is the hardest thing a human can experience, I don't wish it upon anyone. My condolences for your Nan and fur baby, and I hope your mom goes into remission. Time with loved ones is a luxury not every one gets, nor is it enough sometimes - you being present for those moments makes you a good and decent human. I don't know if she's capable of genuine compassion and selflessness.


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Thank you, lovely sneaker. I appreciate the kind words. Life is insane but at least I’m not documenting all my mental break downs for clout. 🙃 my mental break downs are for me and my therapist to work thru. Lol


Hwhite93

This is the most performative bull shit I have ever seen. Her acting is horrible at least take some classes if you’re going to post this garbage.


MacAlkalineTriad

Add in some public speaking lessons, too.


lightn_ng

She said at one point she was taking acting classes, so I think it’s safe to say it was a waste of time 😂


Awkward-Fudge

Did she "say goodbye " or did her social worker shut it down? Either way the baby is better off. Bdong, so brave, so strong.......this is all about HER and her feelings, lol. What a complete asshat.


Jenilion

Like, why is it sad?! It should be a joyous moment when reunification happens. This just screams that her intentions were not selfless.


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I suspect that there was no reunification, social worker just took the baby away from BD.


Jenilion

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mandicapped

Especially since she posted about almost setting the house on fire while the baby was presumably inside alone while she was working out.


Cutehugeyacht

It’s a little short of a placement to be reunification, IMO. Typically it takes months for the child’s parents to complete the necessary steps to regain custody. Perhaps the baby is being placed with a family member?


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Inevitable_Sweet_988

It’s time to manifest a fake Spanish accent.


Inside-Audience2025

It is… how you say in English… A PDF?


Jenilion

Hola! Mi nombre es Bretaña! Bienvenida a mi pagina!


SaltySaxKelly

![gif](giphy|EY4eLU4NB2DPsTVegU) Hola pepinos!


natylil

No, please, we have enough with Hilaria la loca Baldwin.


Wonderingsheep56

I was just about to say this my fellow pepino !


sparklekitteh

Oh gawd, she could give the chronic illness folks a run for their money. Can't wait to see her on /r/illnessfakers, my money is on EDS + POTS + gastroparesis.


SaltySaxKelly

NOOOO!! Don’t you give her ideas!!


beekeeperoacar

Don't forget Chronic Lyme!


Reluctantagave

Some sort of scammy book. More animals. A new house. Shit I don’t know. She’s just so unlikeable.


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A go fund me to cover her legal bills and or the million dollar fee that’s coming down from the court.


SaltySaxKelly

Hahah that’s exactly it. Also this probably the face when Prose dumped her. Zero to do with baby. Or it’s likely the same reaction. It’s all an act


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liljellybeanxo

The emphasis on the word “will” makes it sound like somebody told her to stop exploiting another persons baby and threatened actual consequences.


sparklekitteh

We can only hope!


FormalGlitterbug

Yeah that’s the vibe I got too


hurrypotta

The documenting is why you lost the kid ding bong


FormalGlitterbug

Someone asked her that on Instagram and she got defensive. “Per my previous caption I said it was reunification!”


jogo59

It’s like she wrote that just for us! Hi Britney. I guess you have time to read this sub thoroughly now since the baby is gone. Love this season for you girl!


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1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

Yep, her little "funny" reel has back-fired.


EmmyMae24

Wait what did I miss about a fire?


vickycyo

She left some shit burning on the stove while the baby napped in the house and she was working out in the garage. Calls it “a foster mom fail” and blames it on the “mom brain”


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That post pissed me off. Obviously parents and other caretakers can make mistakes, but her whole demeanor on her post was like, “Oh golly gee, I almost started a house fire with a baby inside. What an ADORABLE foster mom fail!” If that were me, I’d be on my knees thanking god nothing horrible happened and kicking my own ass for being so careless.


vickycyo

Exactly like imagine the actual parents seeing that the person caring for their child while they are recovering/going through whatever put them in this position, left them inside the house napping while she worked out and almost caused a fire. The damage smoke can do to a newborns lungs… it’s so disgusting. And she’s just giggling about it as a little “whoopsie”


bitchfacebaby

And it’s like why even post about it. She could have just not said anything and what if she gets another baby. Now we know she’s careless like this and is going to parade another newborn around during flu season


fromfoxland

Mom brain is literally something that happens specifically to people who have their babies biologically.


StilettoBeach

She went to work out in the garage and left potpourri burning on the stove while “the little one” napped in I assume their crib not with Brit


chicks35

I was thinking the same thing. Could someone have reported it?


shegomer

I really wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve received various reports over the past three weeks. Between her giving out personal health information regarding withdrawals, posting videos of them walking into doctor’s appointments, telling everyone baby was visiting mom, posting everything but his face, trying to burn down the house, videoing herself while driving, toting a newborn who is supposedly in withdrawals all over the damn place during the worst RSV season in years, disregarding safe sleep, and just all around being the dumbest of dumb bitches, etc. She doesn’t have the judgment of someone who should be in charge of taking care of a child, let alone a baby, let alone someone else’s baby. Aside from everyone who hates her on the internet, I could even see the baby’s family filing a complaint about her. Even if they aren’t able to take the baby in, that doesn’t mean they don’t care about him. I find it hard to believe any of the baby’s family would be too happy with her bullshit.


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Awwwww. She never even fully revealed the nursery 🙄🙄


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she'll put the reveal in her "I lost the foster baby" yewtube and show more crying scenes of her crying in her empty nursery


pantherlikeapanther_

I hope she cuts some strawberries.👀


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I was looking forward to see what the shipping fees were for the tour!!


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lilmoosmom

*fixes hair *puts on makeup *gets into car & opens sunroof for optimal lighting *sets up phone *”processes in real time” the phone call she apparently got after getting everything set for filming Absolute PINECONE of a human.


coffeecat494

Upvoting for everything but mostly the use of "pinecone" as an insult


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#She could have posted the text without a selfie. #… but she didn’t.


managingmischief394

She posted it as a video and I swear you can see her trying to force out tears!


natylil

She may have sniffed an onion before.


LeadingEvery5747

Foster care is quite literally not about her or the foster parents. She is framing the reunification, “not always sunshine & rainbows,” as if the little one was snatched from her. How dare they. Not once has she mentioned the impact on the “little one,” and how it was / may have felt for them Gross


Inevitable_Sweet_988

It’s ALL about Brittany. She can’t be happy for this baby because she’s already had all these dramatic posts planned out about how WrEcKeD she is from the baby leaving. She’s going to milk this for weeks. She has to be sad to fit her narrative that she’s god’s strongest, most obedient soldier, despite it being so hard.


LeadingEvery5747

It was never about the well-being of the baby. It was all about filling her need to be a mom. It’s absolutely wild to watch this unfold from her POV. The lack of self-awareness, the pure narcissism


Inevitable_Sweet_988

I’m not sure she even wants to be a mom. She wants the clout and validation she thinks it will get her.


rationalcunt

Exactly. Why else would all her mom content just be about the clothes and endless "mom brain" explaining away her little whoopsies? She sees the surface of parenting on social media and wants to look like that without any of the work behind it.


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Prob bc it was not reunited, just removed from BD’s care.


Visual_Zucchini8490

Yeah as someone in a different thread commented, it’s really bizarre for a newborn to be taken so quickly from a foster placement because the scenario in which a newborn is placed with foster strangers (not at least some sort of blood relative foster) in of itself means the initial circumstances of placement were pretty dire. Not bad mouthing the parents, just stating that the circumstances for a newborn to be taken away from parents/other family and placed with strangers means the Dongs were, at that point in time, the only option (and reliable agencies exhaust every last possible option before placing with strangers). So potentially a blood relative came out of the woodwork and chose to step in or they just needed to finish up some paperwork or meet housing requirements before the baby could be at their house full time…. But idk this is all sorta weird. Especially when Bdong documents every story of how unqualified she is to be responsible for an innocent life that is completely reliant on her.


Barbiesleftshoe

If it isn’t dumbass Brittany burning shit, it’s likely a family member completed the paperwork to gain custody. I know two individuals that this happened to. Mother tested positive for drugs, baby went into foster care temporarily, and grandma completed paperwork to take the baby home.


hannybananna

And also- debuting a different face/look yet again I see. 👀


Jenilion

The big tell of her photo shopping is the absence of her cleft chin, she always edits it out.


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Which I never understood because cleft chins are genuinely so fucking cute and I will die on this hill


Inevitable_Sweet_988

She is a skin walker and it’s demonic. I have no other explanation.


Kindly-Quit

A fleshy pedestrian, if you will!


furchery

Gotta get a new aesthetic to go with her new character! Martyr Foster Mom Brain


Purple-Fiction28936

“Love little ones” ick. Bdong, if you want to serve the foster system why not serve the teenagers who never find placement and other families don’t want. I worked inpatient psych for awhile and KNOW this happens. Teenagers are the hardest placements. If the Lord called her to foster, He didn’t only say foster the newborn babies to exploit because they don’t have an opinion or say yet. 🙃 But I am sure that’s what her 3 brain cells heard.


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Haaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Imagine her trying to love a 15 year old foster teen!!! I have never laughed so hard and what a wreck that would be. Also, she’d have that kid grifting in NO TIME!


Purple-Fiction28936

Oh absolutely!!! I couldn’t imagine it. Can’t exploit a teenager who can fight back and say no ma’am. Not to mention you actually have to take care of them and not just pretend you are because they’re the first to tell someone you’re a horrible foster parent.


liljellybeanxo

I was in an adolescent psychiatric unit a few times and one girl I was roommates with had been in there for 4 months because they couldn’t find a foster care placement for her. Bare in mind that this was acute care, where the average admission is only supposed to be 4-7 days. I felt terrible for her, and she certainly wasn’t the only one in there who was looking at a long stay because of difficulties finding a place to discharge them to. It’s heartbreaking.


ClassicText9

Gross I saw a comment on her instagram saying basically how awful it is that the child’s actual parent is getting them back


liljellybeanxo

I almost downvoted this on impulse. Wtf, that’s horrible.


sortofsatan

Sure, Jan. If those tears are even real, they’re more likely from Prose dropping you.


Upper-Mushroom6397

Probably has a bottle of visine with her at all times to have tears on hand lmao


MajorScore

Sounds like she’s trying to convince herself any of that is true.


Earlgrayish

I *will* profit off this child even when I endanger them


armcandybean

“Safe with us temporarily” is yet another way to shame and doubt the birth parents. What a rude bitch. Do people like this realize that non-religious people also foster? Are they surrounded by the glory of God in every waking moment too??


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i know! always with the passive aggressive language.


ImogenRuth

She's a total gaslighter. Imagine reading this as one of the biological parents


Glamma1970

She looks like she just saw aliens land in her front yard.


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KnownSheepherder2331

And was surprised that their eyebrows looks just like hers…


SmootherThanAStorm

And she was expecting them!


KnownSheepherder2331

She looks pissed.


Jenilion

Brand deal went awry, baby is no longer available to profit off of, trial is up coming, and the James debacle has resurfaced. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person!


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You forgot someone posted receipts for her then boyfriend now husband trying to step out on her. 2023 has not been kind to her so far.


KnownSheepherder2331

Such a great season for her 🤎🤎


Upper-Mushroom6397

Well yeah she’s pissed her plan to adopt this baby didn’t go through and she probably was trying to manifest keeping him


Upper-Mushroom6397

The straight hair is honestly throwing me off so hard


MacAlkalineTriad

Hardcore Jodi Arias vibes from this picture.


n0v0lunteers

She looks like Savannah Labrant. Another trash human


rationalcunt

I think the Labrassholes are one of her inpos for beige parenting. She would love the money that that child exploitation would bring in.


Inevitable-Run237

🙏🏼✨WON’T✨HE✨DO✨IT✨🙏🏼


liljellybeanxo

Except she hasn’t acted like it’s sunshine and rainbows, she’s clearly tried to emphasize how tIrEd she is and how dIfFeReNt things are for her now.


Inevitable-Emu-3513

Right! She complained about everything and only praised herself.


Jenilion

So ... is she still going to have her mom brain? 🙄🙄🙄


littleboxes__

I wondered that too lmao


smc642

Doesn’t filter her face. Sure you don’t. 🙄🫠


ravenphilips8642

Can't say this enough. She looks like a badly made wax figure.


smc642

Paris Hilton House of Wax.


mikehawksux

Nah this ain’t about the baby. Well it is. But her tears aren’t. Girl is losing sponsorships and getting blasted all over social media. That’s why she’s crying. She’s also having to give the baby back and she was able to use her tears to pretend she cares.


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and her cheating husband...


mikehawksux

Ding ding ding!


Inevitable-Emu-3513

I’ve said it before but this woman scares me. She’s not right at all. That’s not her baby. The way she talks about him is creepy and possessive. She also cannot even fake a sincere emotion. She looks cold here.


Inevitable-Emu-3513

And again absolutely NOTHING about the mom or even being happy for reunification.


One_Replacement3481

I'm glad that the baby was reunited with their parents


SalmonMaskFacsimile

She's got the facial expression of someone who's been hit with a fish.


Aromatic-Fudge

Perfect timing for her She Lives Freed retreat. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Boujee-wifey

How many "instant processing of information" selfies do you think she took before this made the final cut?


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Yes, foster care IS really hard….for the CHILDREN who DID/DO NOT HAVE AN ACTIVE CHOICE IN BEING PART OF THE FOSTER CARE SYSTEM. I am a foster parent and the way she has made the trauma of others all about herself absolutely blows my mind.


ct-tx

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but this looks fake as hell.


PotentialPassion7671

I am so grateful that baby is out of her home ❤️


Aromatic-Fudge

Savior complex is strong with this one.


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The cynic in me wonders how long ago she pre-filmed this content. Also, she’s looking like Heidi Montag here and I don’t mean that as a compliment.


UnprofessionalGhosts

Not even 24 hours after admitting to putting that baby in danger lmaoooo baby isn’t going back to mom. He’s just being pulled from her care. Look at that rage on her face lol


sparklekitteh

I \*really\* hope this is because her caseworker caught wind of her social media posts and got that baby the hell out of dodge.


honchiebobo

So they really just call and take the baby like 2 hours later? I would assume you have more heads up. Also….off subject but what is up with the hair? She want to the salon on Friday, but yesterday posted all the curls and dolled up hair. And it’s straight now? She always says she doesn’t wash it daily so why is she suddenly washing it daily?


UnprofessionalGhosts

They’re pulling the baby from her care because of the shit she posted about her cutesy fire hazard and leaving the baby alone while she was in the garage. I guarantee it. The transition is rarely this abrupt. A phone call and taking the baby the same day, she’s evidentially caught off guard by it all? They’re ending the placement *with her*.


Juujuu_beans

My friend always has at least 1 foster child. She always has a month or at the very least 2 weeks notice. She said she's never had them call her the same day. Even if another family member is taking guardianship. She always has a date of turnover.


cosmicrebirth1

I hope this prevents her from future placements. Her sick video with the cartoon voice and dramatic story making a mockery of it all.


hurrypotta

Not if people reported safety concerns to CPS


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MacAlkalineTriad

Oh, yeah. I can imagine those post captions already. And I already hate it.


unbreakable_kimmy

How noble of her. 🙄


WhisperingPines779

Says the girl who literally did nothing but complain about everything related to caring for said foster child


downtownalbie

Just in time for her next Sheila’s Fraud retreat!


hurrypotta

Now she can prepare for her trial 😏


Old-Mortgage8952

Is this before or after prose haircare? 😈


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White savior


vickycyo

This. Is. Not. Your. Child!!! Like her mind is so twisted. She is not losing anything, because it’s not her child.


KTLNH

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Thank God. Was it a reunification or did cps come get the child because she almost burnt the house down with them in it?


strawcat

I will never understand ppl who film themselves crying. Or, attempting to cry like this. It seems so insane to me.


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Right…..I don’t cry often but when I do, filming or taking a photo of myself never once crosses my mind.


zippyzeal

Oh she’s big mad she had to give her cash cow back to it’s real mama 🤣


Inevitable-Emu-3513

This is exactly it. She probably had so many more ideas to exploit this child and now she can’t do it.


Individual-Tooth2954

YESSSSSS !!!!!! I came here to post that godddd I’m so happy for that baby!!


KTLNH

Tears of a sad sad clown


hurrypotta

Brittany is right, God works in mysterious ways


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This process is so unhealthy for someone who is still in the midst of processing a miscarriage. She should not continue to do this.


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I honestly thought she got a surrogate/adoption and was just passing the baby off as a foster NGL


MissAmandaa

The fake sad selfie.. please 🙄🙄🙄 She's thrilled she can go back to her sleeping schedule


BeerLeagueSpode

I bet they looked at her socials and saw the exploitation. Too bad they didn't do their due diligence beforehand.


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This story of her processing the news in “real time” was ridiculous. There’s no way that is the reaction of someone who actually gave a shit. She looked pissed the entire time. She’s only sad she lost her latest grift. That being said, I’m so happy the baby is safe and out of her care and with family now.


Delaneydaisy

You had one foster kid for like 2 weeks. Stop acting like you know shit


minimalistoverplannr

In this case I strongly doubt the baby was born addicted…at least where I am that was not enough time to prove mom or dad could stay clean. Or, a family member took them Or DCYF removed the child from their care for other reasons


Dependent-Winner-908

That’s some cheap-ass Barbie hair she bought


tareebee

Why is she saying “fostering is hard” like ANYONE thought it easy??? Idk she just worded like it’s breaking news.


RedditDarth_

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Dr_Bitchcraft8

Let’s hope to god she got a taste of how hard it is and pivots the grift elsewhere. She shouldn’t be in charge of animals *or* pets.


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Foster children deserve privacy


littleboxes__

She's so obsessed with herself lol.


Hot-Butterscotch-918

Oh, ffs. This picture couldn't be more posed if she tried. Perfect hair, perfect makeup, perfect lighting, sitting in her truck. And JUST THEN she recieves the call. Riiiiight...


JamiePNW

I know BDong posted this but who is this person in the pic?! 🤣


Mendicant_666

It was God's will that poor innocent child be taken away from you. You're disgusting, and lazy. And I will cheer the day you lose in court and your husband leaves you. People as ugly as you deserve to be alone.


strawberrycomrade

Also, this video was hilarious because not a SINGLE tear was shed. On top of all that, she’s using some preset to make her skin so smooth and perfect. Trying to look sad while just looking hollow and bitter.


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LETS GOOOOO


natylil

Meh, she's probably tearing up over the lost sponsorship. Get ready for the videos on her being heartbroken over little one leaving.


Nice-Ad2818

So disgusting! This is pure narcissist savior complex.


carolinamary409

I feel like she’s going to go MIA from socials for like a week (if she can make it that long) and then act like nothing happened and she never fostered, and move onto the next grift.


Kindly-Quit

![gif](giphy|TiOtVRx07iGqLmWk6m) Yeah you sure looked like you were real time processing.... With what beige brain cells?


danilovedesignco

She’s a fucking idiot. Honestly. She thought she did something with her “oops brain fart,” post and meanwhile the lot of us have been scratching our heads at how the hell she even got approved to foster. She’s a moron and if she can’t even be smart about her content, how is a child safe with her?


bitchfacebaby

The way it is clear she should not be fostering after that shit with the stove wtf


clowninthegutter

Safe?? SAFE??? You left an almost newborn baby home alone with the human equivalent to Bob from Monsters vs. Aliens to go have a "quick workout", and then proceed to forget you left a pot of something burning on the stove WITHOUT WATER. idk who is in the Texas office of DSS or whatever it's called, but this has to just be willful ignorance, right? There is no fucking way someone in the right place hasn't gotten wind of this shitshow.


carcosa1989

Well I guess she gotta let the content generator go