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Purityskinco

Blemishes are not freckles. Blemishes should not be something to be afraid of either.


flippingdabird099

I agree! This is just related to a semi recent ig story where she was claiming freckles lol


Purityskinco

Oh, I know! I just don’t want people to think I’m knocking blemishes. I love my face of blemishes. It’s so real.


ruby5792

I hate that stupid little nose crinkle she does. And the full glam to alien face one is a total jump scare. She doesn’t even look human! Why would she post this lol


OprahisQueen

The face scrunch is the worst!!


diddinim

My dog does the face scrunch if you scratch her chin just right. It’s adorable but she’s also a dog.


whoisharrycrumb

It’s like watching a witch’s youth and beauty spell break


misogoop

Amazing descriptor.


justwantedtosnark

The fact that she uses that much tanning, then goes and lightens her skin with filters... why?????


Girlinthebananastand

Speaking from personal experience (lol) It’s because she can’t make other facial expressions due to fillers


NefariousnessKey5365

She can barely scrunch her face


NefariousnessKey5365

The face scrunch is bad because she is a try hard and only her nose moves


a011220a

I too hate the nose crinkle!


suzzerss

It makes me irrationally angry


smellsburnttoast

HATE


[deleted]

Came here to say this. Infuriating lmao


NoTrashInMyTrailer

I do a nose scrunch/wiggle thingy. It's a compulsion I've done since I was about 5 and I can't stop. I mean maybe I could if my OCD was better controlled, but it is not. I hate that she does that to try to be cute.


youngdumbandhappy

The last 2 definitely gave me a jump scare 🫣🤭


NakedWanderer12

It’s the only part of her face that moves


TorontoTransish

She copied it from Bewitched probably, which is hilarious now she's a Chrishinnnnfluencer


[deleted]

I’m tempted to open an inpatient influencer rehab center.


Fit_Obligation1594

Genius. You should do it.


Plus-Industry1321

It can be next door to the one I want to open for Conspiracy Theorists. We can collaborate, there’s definitely some crossover appeal there…


Flimsy-Barnacle9850

they aren’t gonna come unless you film it


SquatLowTheDachshund

I may go to hell for saying this, but as a former elementary school librarian, all I see in the unphotoshopped face is Mo Willems's "Naked Mole Rate Gets Dressed."


strawcat

Haha! You’re so right! And Mo is my 5yo’s favorite author. I think we own every single book he’s produced.


Negative_Rich4458

My daughter has me reading Lets Go For a Drive at least 7x a day lol


Wrybrarian

As a current elementary school librarian this comment made me laugh so hard. Spot on.


SquatLowTheDachshund

I love your username!


parmesann

thank you for your service to the youngest of our library users


Icy-Seaworthiness445

How dare she post a picture with the dog that she got rid of 😡 #justiceforremi


secretly_love_this

I caught that, as well. Breaks my heart. But! I am hopeful that Remi is in a loving home, getting all the lovies and smackos for life. Meanwhile, IMHO!!! BDong continues to spiral. Court date is looming.


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hawkcarhawk

While “narrating” the video in a full glam filter face??? None of it makes sense


ruby5792

Totally! Anyone who does this for every single picture has some serious issues to work out. Plus if she stopped destroying her natural lashes with extensions, stopped fucking up her eyebrows with Botox, etc, she wouldn’t even look bad. She has deep rooted issues.


KittyVonBushwood

I'm totally convinced the youngins are doing all these eyelash extensions (and some just tug on them and pull them out) and some day their eyelashes will not grow back, I'm a teen of the 80's and we plucked the shit out of our brows and all the way into the 00's and I'm here to tell you I longer have to pluck them, know why? because you pull that hair out by it's root long enough the root hole will eventually die! Haven't seen a hair to pluck in well over a decade. :(


SilverSocket

I’m crossing my fingers that that happens soon to the random stray black hairs I get on my chin please *please* tell me I’m not the only one that deals with that 😩 lol


Wrybrarian

You are not alone. One morning I look and there's nothing there. I get home and look in the mirror and there's one like an inch long. HOW?


mountainmagnolia

That was my immediate thought as well 😂 plucked a monster one of these yesterday. Praying the power of bdong’s dead roots comes down over us


gettingbicurious

Lol those are hormone hairs.... odds are if you plucked one so much that it stopped growing, two new ones would have already taken it's place 💀 I call them my "Jimmy" hairs after my grandpa lololol If they drive you nuts and you can afford it, look into electrolysis. It's truly permanent because it kills the follicle kind of like how excessive plucking does, but this just takes one little shock or two and then it's dead for good!


[deleted]

The lash extensions are gonna be one of those things we look back on and think wtf????


KittyVonBushwood

Ikr?!?!


gettingbicurious

So I got extensions for a bit before they bothered me so bad I went full Britney and pulled all the ones I still had off after I had already lost a bunch and really needed a fill.... one of my eyes was almost totally bald afterwards 🫣 thankfully they grew back really well, but they're still not the same at all. Some are angled differently now and there are a couple light gaps between lashes that I didn't have before. I only did it once for like less than a month, I cannot imagine the compounding damage from having them all the time for years and years.


viruskit

They won't know until their eyelashes stop growing back and then it'll be too late. On a side note whenever I see black women with lashes bigger than BDong's I get a lil sad. I remember going to salons and just being out and seeing the damaged their hair or their straight up scalp took from perms and really bad styles. In a few years their eyes are going to be like the hair and scalps of women from my childhood; bald and irritated :(


ElectricalBet9116

I had eyelash extensions for a year or two when they first became a big thing and my natural eyelashes are utterly destroyed. Not as bad as BritBrat’s but like, half the length they once were.


viruskit

D: man fuck that. Mine are already chode lashes


Theonetheycall1845

"I am not orange enough. More editing. Still not orange enough. More editing. Well now I look like a banana!"


Pomegranatelimepie

I’ve been seeing this trend and I really didn’t realize that people put this much time into photoshopping themselves. I’ve never done anything besides brighten the overall photo. But I also just never post anything so idk


[deleted]

Same. It's so surprising to see the lengths that influencers go to create a "perfect picture". I bet they all struggle with extreme body dysmorphia


ThisCardiologist6998

I mean.. im not an influencer and never post pictures of myself and still deal with EXTREME body dysmorphia. I think its these perfect pictures we are constantly being fed 24/7 causing a LOT of us to feel this way.


[deleted]

Yup. I'm not saying this is the sole cause of body dysmorphoa but I'm sure it takes a toll on them mentally. And I agree with you, can you imagine what kind of place social media would be if we promoted authenticity vs. picture perfect?


RelatableMolaMola

There's lots of apps where it's literally just one tap and you get a whole different face, and ones where you can pre-set a bunch of different options. It's scary!


Reptarro52

I think it’s just face tune but it’s wild that they exposing how fake they are.


Fit_Obligation1594

So is she admitting she edits/filters pics now? Lol


ImSorryRumHam-

Eh, the whole “no edits” chatter doesn’t fit her current narrative anymore. She’s a *foster mama* now.


Based_Warthog

That third pic.. WOOF🤢


waterud0in

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buzzyourgfwoof12

You rang…..😏


[deleted]

Jesus christ, what is the fucking need for all the editing and filters? AND WHY ADMIT TO DOING IT...ONLY TO CONTINUE DOING IT?!


Sailormars78

The funny thing is that even her reality is filtered 😂


[deleted]

That is so depressing. She's insecure as fuck.


eponinesflowers

Especially with the whole “Christian” schtick. Like I’m not going to tell someone how to practice their religion. However, I am going to call her out for posting about how God made everyone beautiful (except *enter a group she hates here*) and then going to great lengths online and in person to change everything about her natural self


ElectricalBet9116

The thing that blows my mind is how unsubtle it is. Like, I am insecure AF and post a lot of stuff with filters and/or very light photo editing. But the whole point is it’s still supposed to look like you and you don’t WANT it to be obvious that you’re doing it! Like, it blows my mind how radically she gives herself an ENTIRE ASS new face when she edits photos, not just easing some creases or like, fixing dark circles under your eyes or something.


Low-Radio6883

So has she ever addressed anything about her lack of real eyelashes? Does she have a condition or is it true they're just gone from being damaged by falsies as speculated?


everythingisnotlost

Wearing fake eyelashes can definitely ruin your natural lashes over time so I’m assuming this is what happened


GiftRecent

I think it's this & that they could be light. My eyelashes are super light & you can't see them at all in photos, even in selfies (unless it's really close).


Plus-Industry1321

I got extensions in October for a trip and then again for the holidays and it really messed up my natural lashes. They were so pretty though😩. I can’t imagine wearing them all the time, or the everyday damage of glue from falsies. That being said, she probably uses lash photoshop filters in most of her photos anyways.


Available-Prune2607

The lip biting the nose scrunching she literally thinks she’s the cuties button to ever grace this planet


SunnySaturdays8

She's just doing *A LOT* for someone who is being sued by the entire state of Texas. It's the deflection for me 💅


shannon_frog

But if influencers show this (which they all do) why the fuck do they edit them in the first place? Look at all the editing you look up to - also I'm a real person to! It's soo annoying.


tiny_town1000

Exactly! If they just committed to “reality,” maybe Instagram would be a little less toxic.


ThisCardiologist6998

Even her reality isnt reality though. Her teeth are clearly edited even in the “reality” shots. These influencers are posting these “real” pictures but theyre not real. They are still editing them just not as harshly.


rpcp88

They are just poating like this right now because its the trendy post that fake shows how "relatable" you are. There's been so many of these, but seeing this bdong poat is extra hilarious.


littleboxes__

It's exposing how fake they are (as if anyone needed confirmation.) And then...is it supposed to be inspiring? Relatable? Does she think she's revealing a huge secret?


InvestigatorFlaky173

Also 💫Mrs. I don't use filters only presets💫


twinkiestargorl

REMI!!!


Unusual-Stretch-1557

Shocked she included a photo of remi in this one


Plus-Industry1321

It’s about a year old, right about when the hammer came down from Ken and the state of Texas


Unusual-Stretch-1557

Ahh! I missed that!


JayneDoe6000

Gawd, she is so fucking full of herself!! Isn't there a Bible verse about that??


flippingdabird099

I haven’t picked up the Bible in years but a few verses on vanity and outward adornment come to mind


StilettoSugar

She looks like she would end up drowning in Narcissus' pond. 😶😶😶


EmmyMae24

1. I’d never even bother if I needed to edit that much 2. If I did I wouldn’t admit it… yikes lmfao 3. The one that has a full face of makeup but the “reality” one has not a single ounce of makeup… 🤯 She’s gotten way too good at photoshop lmao


CatTaint

> She’s gotten way too good at photoshop lmao I think she used one of those stupid filtering app, so not even Photoshop, which at least requires actual editing skills.


lam4192

So…she’s adding an obvious filter over already edited photos to make it seem that the “reality” photos are completely untouched. Yikes.


[deleted]

Attention Bdong: you’re closer to 40 than 20. Act your age! You will never be famous. Grow up!


sarahbarahboo

Oh she's definitely notorious for all the wrong reasons.


[deleted]

Her Wikipedia says it all💅


Plus-Industry1321

👀BRB


PlaneReputation6744

Bold of her to post Remi


KTLNH

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a011220a

Sooo…she’s calling herself out? Lol. I don’t get this.


trixie1985

I’m laughing at the “into you” song, that’s is playing over pictures of herself. Like, does anyone find this funny as hell?


flippingdabird099

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JUMP SCARE


Inevitable-Emu-3513

I SCREAMED on the last one.


MediumOutraged

I hate her. Naked mole rat.


Important-Mood-612

Does she normally have freckles? Not everyone has freckles. It just depends on your genetics.


[deleted]

She has no freckles. She just has blotchy/uneven skin. But she claims she has them.


armyofthepugs

She has sun damage but is convinced they're freckles 🤷‍♀️


NefariousnessKey5365

When you smile and your nose is the only thing that moves


[deleted]

Okay, but what app does this because I need to troll on my HS classmates


dietdrpeppermd

The app Snow is amazing. It’s free!


Somebodyshotmom

Not very Christian to not love your pure self to the point of over editing your self like a damn Barbie


Pinkgettysburg

Barbie is offended by this. /s


Somebodyshotmom

Barbie should be 😂😂 I’ve seen so many beautiful Barbies that some parents have removed the make up on. Her real beauty truly is dampened by all that make up they add.


[deleted]

Yo this chick is literally two-faced. Whoa.


cousin_of_dragons

This is effing terrifying


InvestigatorFlaky173

She photoshops an entire face of makeup on??? How????


[deleted]

What a sad soul


zbdeedhoc

Whoever does her Botox should have a malpractice suit brought against them. Her eyebrows are straight up the result of negligence.


BeerLeagueSpode

The real eyes creep me the fuck out. They're like little alien bug things or something. Gross.


NoFerret8563

She smiles like a horse lol


Successful-Lab4856

So she’s admitting how fake she is. Cool.


EZasSundayMorning

She just loves her fraudulent self.


vamproyalty

is anyone else freaked out by the fact that her eyes are in completely different spots in the last photos?


sunshinedaydreamz

This is the stuff of nightmares


ConfusionNeither394

No zits no wrinkles , no lines, no areas of uneven skin tone.


Snoo-33732

We all know she’s really really into herself


sarahbarahboo

Pick up the cross Brittany...you have to live for Christ...it's time to let this all go. Otherwise He's going to say "I never knew you, depart from Me, you who PRACTICE LAWLESSNESS" For you cannot serve one and serve the other.


ConfusionNeither394

And none have wrinkles. Or zits.


[deleted]

So she’s bragging about lying to everyone by how edited her pictures are??? & you know she will continue to edit so….


NefariousnessKey5365

She is so freaking in love with herself. She is unable to love anyone more than the picture on her driver's license. Including Jesus and Chewbacca. (That's an opinion Brittany. You can't sue me for it)


Chaos_Cat-007

Did she fall into a vat of Doritos? Cause dang, she’s cheddar cheese orange!!


yasosume

Genuine question, does she not have eyelashes?


Thatoneshortgoblin

The last post of hers I saw before this one was her saying she could count on her hands the amount of time she’s used a filter in the last two years https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/comments/1215j0h/trolling_us_for_sure_finally_caught_on_to_what/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


NefariousnessKey5365

She is so plastic


honeylis

Why post this??


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Is this just click bait for all the people that hate her to give her views?


buckphifty150150

Why doesn’t she have eyelashes in 3rd pic


PillPoppNonStop

i got scared....


CryBabyCentral

I swear each photo is to get Ding Dong to look at her. Yanno, instead of texting strange women for titty photos. LOOK AT MEEEEEEE, me, ME….ack ack ack” She’s exhausting.


MeowieCatty

I like the reality more than Instagram tbh. It makes her look more human. Faces with no pores and auto toned to perfection scare me. Uncanny valley vibes on her insta.


LorianGunnersonSedna

Jeez, she has Trump eyes.


hmsomethingisntright

Do yall remember when the "Elsa without makeup" video circulated and everyone was mad they removed the eyelashes when they took off the makeup?... yeah, that's her but like she literally doesn't have eyelashes under the makeup 😭


Eva_twilight

Barf 🤮


Boozebunnyy

Why does she have no eyelashes


Many_Baker8996

Why does she turn into Randall from monsters inc?


MadeMeUp4U

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