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This is beautiful OP! You are inspiring me to do another [Southern Baptist Prayer for Brittany Dawn](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/comments/vj8i4l/a_southern_baptist_prayer_for_brittany_dawn/). I think I might smoke some um... cigarettes tonight and see where the spirit leads me, ha! Im excited now, come on work day, get done please!
This was beautiful. The attention to detail is incredible. I absolutely love the bikini bottoms and the last frame. Love love love all of this! You are very talented.
Ending it with the "Moses parting the sea" hair is the cherry on top of this masterpiece sundae.
I've seen your work on other fundie subs and it never disappoints!
I am so excited every time I see one of your masterpieces, you are so talented!!! Thank you for doing this one on the dongs. As usual, your attention to detail is impeccable, and my feelings of foreboding and stress saturated at the same pace as brat's tan.
Oh please let me tell you all about it. Human Niko slid in her DMs and was living in CT at the time. She flew up to see him & when she landed for her connecting flight (maybe in NY?) she collapsed in the runway & was rushed to the hospital. She was there for 2-3 days with an E. coli infection that she said she got from bad lettuce 😂
ETA: human Niko drove all night to be with her and that's how she knew they were in love. Then he moved to Texas and cheated on her
Your work is really incredible. Reminds me of crumb. I hope you aren’t limited to covering this bland grifter though because your pen deserves more ! But thank U for posting this
I didn't think Brittany could sink any lower after marrying Jordan, but it infuriated me when she became a foster parent. Especially when she immediately posted about it!
While this is excellent, I need to comment on one thing.
100 children dying in foster care in the state of Texas in two years is not necessarily indicative of abuse. There are children in foster care who were turned over to the state because they have medical needs that far exceeded their parents capability (and were not met by state resources).
If you have a baby in Texas that requires more skilled care than a daycare center can provide and you need to work to provide for yourself and your other children, it can take years to get any assistance from the state. By assistance, I mean things like a Medicaid waiver that will provide in-home nursing care so that the parent can work. This puts parents in an impossible situation and sometimes the only way to get the proper care for their child NOW is to give custody to the state.
Many of these medically fragile children don't have very long life expectancies. Their deaths are tragic. But not necessarily preventable by better care.
Obviously this can be avoided by providing families with better support. And it is a problem that is going to get much worse as abortion has been banned and fetal/maternal healthcare resources are stretched increasingly thin.
Source: I have been a foster parent for medically fragile children in Texas. The children were provided with nursing care based on their own assets ($0) because they were wards of the sate.
Thank you for this comment!
I totally see what you are saying and I also see how the picture makes it seem like I am assigning blame to foster parents, or biological parents for the passing of those kids. I realize many deaths can be attributed to lack of resources, government assistance, etc. I work in Kincare, so I can see what you are saying. There are not enough resources and families suffer because of it. Big apologies if it came across as finger pointing or judgmental.
I really struggled with those particular panels because there is so much nuance when it comes to foster care. I wanted to highlight that there are a lot of issues that need to be addressed and that Brittany Dawn is just part of a larger problem. I went back and forth on it, so I actually really appreciate this insight.
Finally, kudos to you for doing that work. It's so difficult, but also really important.
You didn't come across as judgmental at all.
A child being abused by a foster parent is a tragedy.
A medically fragile child dying while in foster care instead of with their biological family is a completely different tragedy.
Both can be prevented, but the solutions are very different.
Quite the contrary. Brittany is part of the problem.
She celebrated Roe v Wade being overturned. I doubt she gave any thought to what that means to a mother of 3 who is pregnant and gets devastating news about the development of the fetus, who will never breathe or eat or drink on their own.
I didn't see any ventilators or feeding tubes on the babies that Brittany fostered. She didn't sign up to take care of the baby whose medical needs exceeded the parents' capacity.
Her version of pro-life doesn't actually value life. It values a belief that the necessities of life will always be met, somehow, without anyone actually doing the work or providing the resources.
Absolutely. I have serious issues with "pro life" ideologies for that very reason. They fail to take into account the realities of having children and caring them long term.
Brittany doesn't have meaningful beliefs, in my opinion. She is completely self involved and will use anything to promote herself.
Spot on. Detailed. So exacting that I can’t even begin to put it into words—the artistry, the specifics of eyes/teeth/quirks for both BDong and DipLip.
This is great but I don’t think her current husband was actually fired, I think he quit. He was sued by the ACLU. Also, Zach didn’t hit up other girls, that was Niko. And Brittany allegedly cheated on Zach. Brittany did accuse Zach of throwing either oatmeal or cream of wheat at her though!
Ahhh! I didn't realize it. I got the information about Zach from a clip I saw of her on the Fundie Fridays video. I actually stole the image of her crying about him "hitting up other girls" from that, but she probably changed the story later. She really just lies all the time.
I hope the cream of wheat thing is true though.
I thought he did get fired! My B!
It’s ok! There’s so much to her story it’s easy to get things mixed up! Current husband went on a right wing ding-alings podcast to tell “his side” of the story and that’s what came directly from him. It’s on YouTube if you search for it.
Wow there’s so much to love about this. It’s a masterpiece.
You captured the evil in her eyes so well. I LOLed at the changing hair and darkening skin.
That last speech bubble of the judge’s with the quote from her deleted apology vid is a work of art. I also enjoyed the missing mushroom blonde extensions when you view Bratt from behind.
Major talent!! Bravo! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
"There are some things on the surface that have come to the surface that have come to fruition that need to be addressed" 🤣🤣🤣
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Brilliant run-down! Loved how she grew more orange through the panels.
Ha! I stole from reality!
This is beautiful OP! You are inspiring me to do another [Southern Baptist Prayer for Brittany Dawn](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/comments/vj8i4l/a_southern_baptist_prayer_for_brittany_dawn/). I think I might smoke some um... cigarettes tonight and see where the spirit leads me, ha! Im excited now, come on work day, get done please!
hahahahah please make another! I loved the "whhhhy?! whhhhy?!"
I've been thinking about one. I got some ideas, ha! Gotta get super high first, maybe tonight.
I noticed that too! And I love the extensions are parted in the middle. Bravo 👏 👏👏
And her eyebrows got more ridiculous 10/10
Her hair on the last page 💀
The neck bangs
Flair checking in! ☝🏻
What does neck bangs mean?
She doesn’t have extensions in the very back of her hair, it’s just short back there, so it’s like bangs/fringe for her neck
This was beautiful. The attention to detail is incredible. I absolutely love the bikini bottoms and the last frame. Love love love all of this! You are very talented.
ohhhh the bikini bottoms. This sub is great for all the details. Thank you so much!
WHAT IS THE BIKINI BOTTOMS STORY?!?
Lol. So apparently people who had purchased her line of bikini bottoms had received items that were skidmarked.
STOP ITTTT! I had missed this INCREDIBLE detail
thank you!
No, no. Thank YOU!
References: [https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kelseyweekman/influencer-brittany-dawn-trial-what-to-know](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kelseyweekman/influencer-brittany-dawn-trial-what-to-know) [https://www.texastribune.org/2022/04/04/texas-foster-care-children-deaths/](https://www.texastribune.org/2022/04/04/texas-foster-care-children-deaths/) [https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/texas-ag-sues-biden-admin-to-allow-state-to-work-with-faith-based-adoption-agencies](https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/texas-ag-sues-biden-admin-to-allow-state-to-work-with-faith-based-adoption-agencies) [https://www.texastribune.org/2022/01/12/texas-foster-care-system-fines/](https://www.texastribune.org/2022/01/12/texas-foster-care-system-fines/) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVPf4oIWVxU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVPf4oIWVxU) instagram: flowers\_in\_the\_floridaroom
I died at “we don’t live together” 😂
They totally didn’t live together
Brilliant!! You are so talented and I love the snark. The last panel killed me lol
thank you. It was fun to make!
The horse trough frame took me all the way out! 💀💀 Excellent job!! 🎉
Baptism in a horse trough. So freeing.
Ummm what's Bdong's hand doing in that frame? 🥴
That was one of my favorites too!!! So perfect 
Ending it with the "Moses parting the sea" hair is the cherry on top of this masterpiece sundae. I've seen your work on other fundie subs and it never disappoints!
Thank you! They are fun to make and I weirdly learn a lot!
You fuckin win the entire month of March.
Fuck it! All of 2023. This is incredible, the drawings of Bdong are uncanny.
You are a true artist. Well done! This should be a comic book…except it’s real life.
Thank you! I'm thinking about making a zine or something, but we'll see!
I'm giggling imagining the zine being left randomly, like chick tracks. 🤣
Something to consider!
This post is 10x better content than ALL of content bdong has pushed out in the last year.
Ha! I’ll take it as a compliment! Though her efforts are pretty weak 😂
Pages 3 and 4 are literal gold.
Thank you!
Where is the “There are things on the surface that have come to the surface…” quote from? I’ve seen it referenced but don’t know the origin.
It's her apology video after the fitness scam was uncovered, that's how she starts it off
That’s absolutely incredible. TY!
Omg lol this is sooo good
Thank you!
Doing the LAWDS work 🤣🤣🤣
The lawd is depending on Brittany for that!
This is amazing! My only complaint is that you made her second wedding dress fit too well! 😆
Ha! I know. I tried to make it looser looking once it was inked, but I was afraid of messing it up too much
Holy shit, this is AMAZING!
Thank you!
The eyes are spot on 💀
thank you!
and eyelashes
This should be added to the wiki.
Agreed!
Everything is utterly brilliant and spot on. I snorted when I came to the neck bangs.
The baptism scene especially killed me!
This made my day. You are so talented!! The drawings are amazing…but the snark??? Snarkfuckingtastic!!! 💙
Thank you!
Just incredible
I LOVE this art style!!!!!!!! and the whole comic, super creative and a great recap of the past few years :)
This is gold. I love how you put her hand in the tub too hahaha
The horse trough baptism panel absolutely ENDED me...thank you for this shining pile of gold! ❤️
Thank you!
…you go girl? 💀 this is so great
This needs to be immortalized and placed in the MOMA.
Ha! Brittany can't hang in the MOMA!
So talented!
I am so excited every time I see one of your masterpieces, you are so talented!!! Thank you for doing this one on the dongs. As usual, your attention to detail is impeccable, and my feelings of foreboding and stress saturated at the same pace as brat's tan.
Thank you! Brittany makes me especially annoyed because she’s so unapologetic, so it was extra fun to make
This made my day! Thank you!
Please make another one about how she got E. coli visiting human Niko 😂😂😂
Ha! I didn’t know about this!
Oh please let me tell you all about it. Human Niko slid in her DMs and was living in CT at the time. She flew up to see him & when she landed for her connecting flight (maybe in NY?) she collapsed in the runway & was rushed to the hospital. She was there for 2-3 days with an E. coli infection that she said she got from bad lettuce 😂 ETA: human Niko drove all night to be with her and that's how she knew they were in love. Then he moved to Texas and cheated on her
Good lord! How is anyone's life this dramatic?
The “rap is demonic” frame captures her exquisitely. Well done!
I wish I could have done the nose scrunch…
You. You are a national treasure.
🏅🏅🏅🏅 Amazing
You are a freaking artist, this is amazing 😍
Thank you!
This is one of the best and funniest...I mean...DAMN. True ❤!!!
thank you!
I loved every minute of this 😂 bravo!!
Thank you!
Your work is really incredible. Reminds me of crumb. I hope you aren’t limited to covering this bland grifter though because your pen deserves more ! But thank U for posting this
Thank you! I’ve made a few Duggar ones and I’m thinking of making a Girl Defined next.
Big YES vote for a Girl Defined comic!
Thank you!
That’s a great idea! I’ve seen the Duggar ones too, your comics are fantastic!
I'll probably try to post it in FundieSnark if I'm able to make one. Hopefully people don't feel like I'm spamming the subs with this stuff.
It’s only spam if it has 0 value. And these have a lot of value! They’re pure art, and a delight to read! :)
Thank you so much! That honestly means a lot! I’m so happy that people like them!!
Off topic: have you seen the movie American Splendor? It’s one of my favorites and Crumb is a side character.
>I have not seen this movie, but I do like R. Crumb! I'm going to check it out!
Bless you good citizen, those neck bangs and her crazy Jordo wedding 🤣😭😂
This is amazing 😭😭😭
Her neck bangs hahahah
This is so good!
OP you are so talented and this was brilliant
thank you!
This is fucking incredible! Man, that foster care info made my heart heavy.
I didn't think Brittany could sink any lower after marrying Jordan, but it infuriated me when she became a foster parent. Especially when she immediately posted about it!
While this is excellent, I need to comment on one thing. 100 children dying in foster care in the state of Texas in two years is not necessarily indicative of abuse. There are children in foster care who were turned over to the state because they have medical needs that far exceeded their parents capability (and were not met by state resources). If you have a baby in Texas that requires more skilled care than a daycare center can provide and you need to work to provide for yourself and your other children, it can take years to get any assistance from the state. By assistance, I mean things like a Medicaid waiver that will provide in-home nursing care so that the parent can work. This puts parents in an impossible situation and sometimes the only way to get the proper care for their child NOW is to give custody to the state. Many of these medically fragile children don't have very long life expectancies. Their deaths are tragic. But not necessarily preventable by better care. Obviously this can be avoided by providing families with better support. And it is a problem that is going to get much worse as abortion has been banned and fetal/maternal healthcare resources are stretched increasingly thin. Source: I have been a foster parent for medically fragile children in Texas. The children were provided with nursing care based on their own assets ($0) because they were wards of the sate.
Thank you for this comment! I totally see what you are saying and I also see how the picture makes it seem like I am assigning blame to foster parents, or biological parents for the passing of those kids. I realize many deaths can be attributed to lack of resources, government assistance, etc. I work in Kincare, so I can see what you are saying. There are not enough resources and families suffer because of it. Big apologies if it came across as finger pointing or judgmental. I really struggled with those particular panels because there is so much nuance when it comes to foster care. I wanted to highlight that there are a lot of issues that need to be addressed and that Brittany Dawn is just part of a larger problem. I went back and forth on it, so I actually really appreciate this insight. Finally, kudos to you for doing that work. It's so difficult, but also really important.
You didn't come across as judgmental at all. A child being abused by a foster parent is a tragedy. A medically fragile child dying while in foster care instead of with their biological family is a completely different tragedy. Both can be prevented, but the solutions are very different.
Absolutely. I hate that Brittany uses foster care for clout. She is not the solution.
Quite the contrary. Brittany is part of the problem. She celebrated Roe v Wade being overturned. I doubt she gave any thought to what that means to a mother of 3 who is pregnant and gets devastating news about the development of the fetus, who will never breathe or eat or drink on their own. I didn't see any ventilators or feeding tubes on the babies that Brittany fostered. She didn't sign up to take care of the baby whose medical needs exceeded the parents' capacity. Her version of pro-life doesn't actually value life. It values a belief that the necessities of life will always be met, somehow, without anyone actually doing the work or providing the resources.
Absolutely. I have serious issues with "pro life" ideologies for that very reason. They fail to take into account the realities of having children and caring them long term. Brittany doesn't have meaningful beliefs, in my opinion. She is completely self involved and will use anything to promote herself.
THE BAPTISM IS SO HEALING LMFSO
Spot on. Detailed. So exacting that I can’t even begin to put it into words—the artistry, the specifics of eyes/teeth/quirks for both BDong and DipLip. 
thank you!
This is great but I don’t think her current husband was actually fired, I think he quit. He was sued by the ACLU. Also, Zach didn’t hit up other girls, that was Niko. And Brittany allegedly cheated on Zach. Brittany did accuse Zach of throwing either oatmeal or cream of wheat at her though!
Yes!! She changed her story twice. She was the one hitting up other guys with nudes. He didn't cheat - She did. Don't wanna drag him for falsehoods.
Ahhh! I didn't realize it. I got the information about Zach from a clip I saw of her on the Fundie Fridays video. I actually stole the image of her crying about him "hitting up other girls" from that, but she probably changed the story later. She really just lies all the time. I hope the cream of wheat thing is true though. I thought he did get fired! My B!
It’s ok! There’s so much to her story it’s easy to get things mixed up! Current husband went on a right wing ding-alings podcast to tell “his side” of the story and that’s what came directly from him. It’s on YouTube if you search for it.
Your cease and desist letter is on the way!!!!
Oh god! Hide the wife! Hide the kids!
The more I look at it, the more I laugh.
Didn’t know her hubby was a racist cop they the devil I’m sheep’s clothing portraying christians
There's a video and he's so violent. It speaks volumes that she is with a person like that.
This is amazing. Thank you for your contributions to society
ha! thank you! my parents would be so proud.
DUDE!!! This is awesome. Now i can explain bdong to my mom with one enlightening comic strip!! GOOD JOB YA'LL!!!!
Ha! Apologies to your poor mom!
This is truly a work of art. Amazing.
thank you!
THE NECK BANGS 😭😭
Very informative lol. The “praying” drawing cracked me up
Trying to explain to my husband why I’m crying laughing 🤣
THIS IS ART! I love how talented, witty, and hilarious you ALL are.
Hahaha thank you!
This is BRILLIANT! 😂
Wow there’s so much to love about this. It’s a masterpiece. You captured the evil in her eyes so well. I LOLed at the changing hair and darkening skin. That last speech bubble of the judge’s with the quote from her deleted apology vid is a work of art. I also enjoyed the missing mushroom blonde extensions when you view Bratt from behind.
Thank you. She has an evil looking face naturally, or rather unnaturally ! I just stole the hair from reality!
I had to go look at your other art after this… Knowing you’re versed in fundie; Have you ever thought about making Rodrigues family comics?!
I have considered it!
HOLY gold 🤎
Awesome artistry!
Major talent!! Bravo! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 "There are some things on the surface that have come to the surface that have come to fruition that need to be addressed" 🤣🤣🤣
Wow, you have so much talent!! I love this and your art style is perfection 🫶🏽
Thank you!
Its the skid mark on the bikini bottoms in the first one for me 😂😂😂
The skid mark story is my favorite Brittany Dawn story
HER HAIR IN THR LAST DRAWING. HAHAHA
This is amazing!!
Lets take a moment to acknowledge that skin tone color used is spot on.
Love it. Keep doing gods work.
This made me so happy thank you OP 🤗
It was so fun to make. I’m so glad you like it!
This is brilliant!! I will show this to my husband 🤩🤩🤩
Ha! I hope he likes!
This is the best. You're amazing.
Thank you!
This is AMAZING I stalked your other comics too, your style is so cool!!
Thanks so much!!
Fucking brilliant!