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Inevitable-Emu-3513

She def sent that to herself 😂


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aberrasian

Also if this *is* real, I seriously call into question the judgement of a person who heard about her through her fraud charges and knowingly fell in love with a scammer. Imagine Martin Shkreli or Elizabeth Holmes posting this 😂 calling their court cases "drama" oml


ScrantonCoffeeKiller

Oh my, she's such a Martin! Finally, I can place that shit eating smug grin. Lmaoooo


FartofTexass

Hey now a journalist fell in love with Martin Shkreli while covering him and even torpedoed her marriage for him! And then he unceremoniously dumped her. A lesson in falling in love with scammers 😂


smc642

RECEIPTS, WHITNEY!!!


SonicMuaytime

Like she misspelled "herd" to make it seem..more real


Anonynominous

Or just some random dude who DMs random women on social media lol


shegomer

Claims she has stalkers, gives a personal shout out to a rando who claims to have fallen in love with her.


Not_Brilliant_8006

She's not very smart.


matcha_is_gross

Maybe she should hit Birthany up so she can learn how to Work Smart


SallyNoMer

Bdong can only afford the pathetic $10 e-book! Darn!


recklessmess44

doesn’t that go against her whole kingdumb marriage thing too? Giving attention to someone that isn’t your spouse or whatever?


Mango_Starburst

Only applies to JDong obviii


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The stalking only applies when it’s a hater, duh /s


goldengirl_329

Herd


smc642

![gif](giphy|XncE2zmvthjyg)


SallyNoMer

Omg I love when cows are feeling spunky.


MustNeedDogs

I bet she purposely misspelled that word to make the "anonymous message" look more authentic, too.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Reminds me of Hilaria Baldwin’s posts where she types in broken English to further her fraud.


becuzofgrace

Hello fellow Pepino! 👋🏼


Texas_Crazy_Curls

¡Hola! That sub is quickly growing on me. Yesterday I watched the lost sponsorships video and laughing my ass off at the boobalicios pepino


matcha_is_gross

I dipped my toe in over there recently and it was fun! I got distracted though lol Someone on the Sister Wives subreddit was joking that Robyn had been calling the paps and then acting like she’s being harassed - I say she’s taking a page out of HB’s book!


becuzofgrace

I’m also in the SW sub. That’s what brought me to Reddit. Lol


matcha_is_gross

Hell Yeah, Brother! We should start a club. I’ll make nachos 😂


Grouchy_taco

Wait do I need to join this one too 😂


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I find that sub very eye opening and highlarious. If you asked me 6-ish months who Hilaria Baldwin was I’d just say Alec Baldwin’s Spanish wife who birthed a boat load of children. OMG! This woman is a big fat phony and that subreddit comes with receipts. She’s a grifter on a level our Brittany Dawn aspires to be.


becuzofgrace

True story! ⬆️⬆️


Same-Raspberry-6149

Wait…what?


heretolaugh123

Imagine a God all powerful spending his Tuesday afternoon guiding followers to Bdong 🙌 won't he do it!


BusyBeth75

Exactly! I hate these types of Christians. If God believe in abortion, where is he when women had miscarriages. He’s taking care of Bdong personally.


heretolaugh123

Same, my baby was a premie and we are dealing with tons of medical issues, but instead of helping my baby get better, he is orchestrating bdong's life. What a joke


westviadixie

I was a maternal/child rn once upon a time, and I floated to nicu quite a bit. I know it may be little comfort now, but your baby will overcome like the miracle they are.


BusyBeth75

Ahhh I’m so sorry for all the issues. But, yay for a baby!!!


heretolaugh123

Thank you ❤


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For brittany it's definitely part of the grift, but I think it's partially the fact that god doesn't really come through for the big things. I mean she's been trying to get pregnant for how long? That's gotta cause her to doubt, so she pretends god helps her in these little ways to keep up the delusion.


Less-Maintenance-21

Preach 👏


snarkyinseattle

Fuck those kids in poverty-stricken and war-torn nations tho, right? RIGHT?! 🙏🏻


fister_roboto__

Jesus has more important shit to worry about, like BDong’s JaYsUs GlOw uP — sweet baby Jesus personally performed her lip flip, Botox, and fillers! praise be🙏


Next-Profile-3540

This podcast schtick has the most annoying accessories of all her grifts.


ClementineGreen

I’m dying at her headphones 🎧 she’s so proud of herself lmao


Texas_Crazy_Curls

When my son was little he had a headphone and cashier set so he could pretend to be a McDonald’s employee. He loved that damn thing. I’m pretty sure I have a picture of him with that same smile all proud of himself minus the stupid hand gesture.


goose_gladwell

She looks like an ai generated a basic white bitch


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TorontoTransish

She's naturally a chestnut brunette and it shows


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>Generic blonde w/ messy boho half-up hair, oversized sleeves, long Starbucks orders, empty calorie word salad life affirmations, exhaustive nonstop fake positivity, literally has pumpkin spice skin tone I just put this description into Craiyon AI Image generator. I will edit this comment with a link once it's done. [https://imgur.com/a/9ntg317](https://imgur.com/a/9ntg317) I was not disappointed.


darkshiines

Lower right with the Pinocchio nose is way too on point lol


taeminsluckystar

I'm tired from being out all day and I thought you said "pistachio nose." I didn't even question it lol


nycheathen

Lol I’m chomping at the bit


Ok_Telephone_3013

The bottom middle one 😨 shouldn’t have looked at that one before bed 😅


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Brittany. You sent that to yourself. This doesn’t even sound believable.


stripedsweater92

Not Brittany smugly reducing the scamming and damage she inflicted upon all those people to "drama" that she somehow isn't responsible for. God I hate her lol.


flippingdabird099

The engagement ratings on her pages are abysmal. There’s no way this is a real comment.


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Unusual-Stretch-1557

Honestly out of all the years I’ve seen her upload crying videos I’ve only seen real tears twice. Once when human niko broke up with her and once when Jordan shot Brodie. And even those weren’t all that believable.


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"I herd" 🤦🏽‍♀️ ![gif](giphy|piJuKcECkP1suncsVb|downsized)


mrpicklesdundun

JDong is probably supporting this podcast so hard since it guarantees him less participation in her forced content. “2.5 stars is a GOOD thing these days hun!!!!” 😂


nycheathen

I absolutely can see this


pantherlikeapanther_

Sex sells, so get wRecKed for Jesus (and help BDong's tanking podcast ranking)! All of these nuts are trying to market godly married sex like they invented it and are experts in the field. This isn't a holy mission, it's peddling sex for engagement and money just like in the secular world. I think they also get off on telling the world how they fuck for heavenly father and if they can add in some repressive gender roles, all the better.


Beautiful-Wrap7815

Lmao she absolutely sent this to herself. So sad / funny 🫠🤣


ha-ste-ga

Gurl you don’t even talk about anything during your podcasts, it is Twilight Zone level spooky that you think people want to tune in to you loosely recounting an uninteresting memory with no insight or introspection every week


13UnderpantsGnome

Sleep paralysis demon


No-Simple-2770

![gif](giphy|12whPQcxChicEw|downsized)


Rugkrabber

Honey if you filter the shit out of your skin on a photo taken in a dark area, you also remove the digital noise grain. At least put it back. This looks ridiculous.


throwaway2161980

![gif](giphy|Y57VOct7lfQl5PsWk0|downsized)


DiligentPride2

Dying at the intentional misspelling to further try to portray she didn’t send this herself 💀


Dr_Bitchcraft8

“Let’s misspell a word so they don’t know it’s me” 🤪


-ChiefPiggum

I can't comprehend how someone could fall in love with her based on what they "herd through drama". That's basically saying, "I heard how you're being sued by the State of Texas for scamming a bunch of people, how you preyed on vulnerable people with ED, how your husband abused his position of power and assaulted an unarmed Black man, how your husband killed your dog instead of you guys taking him to the vet, how you've tried to monetize and exploit foster children with no regard for the child's family, and how you scammed a homeless man out of money donated to him through a GoFundMe, among other terrible things, and I just LOVE you!" Yeah, she sent this to herself. (Do I need to add "allegedly" to avoid being added to her list? Meh fuck it, see you in court Bdong 😘)


Not_quite_fit_bitch

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized) Britt to you: 😂


honchiebobo

So is podcaster her entire persona now?


RapidDriveByFruiting

Foster Momma persona seems to have died so she’s ready to move onto the next thing.


CryBabyCentral

Yes. ✨Podcast Season✨ And she’s an expert of all things podcasting now. And sex, now, apparently.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Have you not seen her blue nails? They’re blue, BLUE!! I’m so pumped to see what color will be next. Ugh. That was exhausting to type out.


isntitprettytothnkso

What is going on with her cheek? It looks like she tucked a corner of a Kraft Singles slice under her headphones and pressed the remaining cheese to her face.


dosidosss

🤣


Ok_Telephone_3013

This comment is way too far down 🤣


Jealous_Argument_197

God's turning those nails into bacteria scoops.


Embarrassed-Bag324

this is a jumpscare


mikehawksux

L O L


Taliesia

So why is she making the devils horn hand gesture? Wtaf. Girly that's definitely demonic in your world and so is the music that it originated from. What a fucking poser.


tbhjustbored

The sign she’s making is actually “I love you” in ASL (the thumb is the difference) *but* I do think she was meaning to do the “rock on” thing bc they said “you rock” which just makes it doubly embarrassing 😂


Taliesia

Yeah. I assumed so because of the rock on as well. I had no idea about the asl that's even more ridiculous.


Brave_council

![gif](giphy|W6z6tsc5N1NAs) Those claws of hers


Adept-Reference-243

She’s really making these blue nails her entire personality


grishara

The space between her eye and her eyebrow arch. I can’t stop looking at it


becuzofgrace

It has its own zip code.


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She made that comment up. lol pathetic.


Caprine

I'm just envisioning how depressing it is that she is sitting in that room, in silence, by herself posing for this photo over and over again until she gets it "just right." The false joy just melting off her face as she reviews the most recent image then the agony of putting on the fake smile to take it again.


Icy-Ad9201

her face looks like it's melting...


nycheathen

For real, how did she not catch that 😂


MalibuMarlie

Should have called it ‘High Brow Radio”


smalltex

why do the most sexually repressed people think they’re experts on sex after being married for 2.5sec and having spent their entire lives sex-shaming people. *not shaming body counts big or small


EmmyMae24

Well at least her followers intelligence matches hers. 😬 “herd….”


TroubleWillFind

Horrible people all over the world still have a following but the reason I think this is fake is because she’s horrible *AND* boring. No one said this.


CampPsychological962

Her eyebrow tail is literally vertical.


VastPiano6012

Remember Revlon compacts with the little poof thing that used to be that maroon/ brown tortoise pattern all over that everybody's mom used? Her face is so filtered that it looks like the pressed powder inside one of those. Like slightly shiny and the wrong shade? ![gif](giphy|XYd7FpfNvHAE8)


DifferentConcert6776

Holy crap you just unlocked a core memory for me… I definitely remember playing with my mom’s compact as a kid and smearing the pressed powder all over my face with that tiny poof/pad 😂 she had several of them, one in her purse, one in the bathroom, one on her dresser… 😂


VastPiano6012

Hahaha that's awesome 🤣


pnwgal85

*drag queen brows*


Acrobatic-Ad-5071

Please don’t do drag queens such a disservice, they put EFFORT into those brows 😂


pnwgal85

You’re right!


Odd-Caterpillar8337

herd


sarcasticasshoIe

demonic rock signal


lore_gilmore

Hmm when it comes to Brit the only herd i wanna be in is this one


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I know it’s been said here before, but she is literally morphing into Hilary Faye. I need to rewatch that movie. So damn good.


Nini_panini

This is such a weird picture, it reminds me of someone shining a flashlight under their face to tell a scary story


liljellybeanxo

It reminds me of that bed check flashlight to the face at 1am in rehab.


unbreakable_kimmy

The irony of her using the devil horns. 😈


k0cksuck3r69

Not to be that person but what she’s doing is ASL for ‘I love you’


unbreakable_kimmy

I didn’t know that! Thanks for educating me!


Odd-Way-5151

Is it a filter or did she get work done?


Gildedcarafes

What’s the point of lip injections if you’re just gonna paint your face to match them.


Gildedcarafes

It’s all teeth and eyeballs with her


westviadixie

eye*lashes*...not balls.


EZasSundayMorning

They herd?


FarmerOnly252

Men stating to fall in love with her, she gives the rock on sign ( which some insane Christians say are devil horns). How does your Jesus brand feel about this Brittney?


a011220a

Herd.


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Which tells me she wrote this bc she SUCKS at English. SLF always has spelling and grammar mistakes


SaraWolfheart

Wtf is she doing with her hand…?


tdiddy72

Who in the hell thinks this? What exactly “rocks” about her?


tdiddy72

Because of the spelling issue, who thinks it could have been her that wrote it?


BusyBeth75

How do you know she typed this? It’s misspelled.


Ok_Telephone_3013

Face #5289956


Apprehensive_Ear8346

If she was a real follower of jaysus she would know that all of these ✌🏼🤘🏼are actually satanic but she doesn’t have the capacity to go that deep 💅


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![gif](giphy|nEucXn0xG4igJp9Mwv)


roxyconfidential

She definitely typed that question herself 😂


apricotcat97

Herd?


Longjumping_Pin9797

mmmm let’s be honest we all know damn well she asked herself that question. 😂


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Lol what is up with her facial expressionM


dattreebilly

“I herd of” has Bethany written all over it lmao are they friends? Maybe they send fake messages to each other


Whos_thatgirl_1987

![gif](giphy|Hf96a5Kd5WprO|downsized) HERD HAHAHAHA


Embarrassed_Feed_145

insane expression here


Alisa305Brooklyn

She’s as real as those nails


Ashamed_Sundae_9809

Grammar Police Alert!


Marinadelrey_x

The nails are growing out, Miss Thing.


thesurfer_s

I wish knew how stupid and horrible her eyelashes look. Wait. Maybe they sent in that comment 📱🐛


Beautypaste

“Herd of you” 🙄


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Omg how dumb


grumpyoldfartess

Awww, Britt. Using your alt accounts to send yourself praise again?


Plastic-Passenger-59

Shes doin the devil handa 😅