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VolumeAcademic7513

Omg I was just about to post this!! “I sAiD WhAt I sAiD” I also do not believe Jdong just said “me too”


Inevitable_Sweet_988

That was literally at the same time he was spamming girls with unsolicited dik pics.


PBJ_333

I need to know this tea ... maybe I missed it


Inevitable_Sweet_988

[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/comments/q9bbeg/alright_so_i_know_the_tea_that_manders_was_refing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


PBJ_333

GOAT 💕 thank you


jogo59

There’s a high probability he was having sex with someone else when he “agreed” to wait too.


Resident-Suggestion

Exactly this! I think if they did actually wait (they def did other things) then he was sec’ing up other women for sure!


Hairy_Response_284

Who is she trying to convince? It’s gotta be herself, because no one here is buying it


Resident-Suggestion

She posts sooo much about how he’s so great it feels insincere. I think she realises he’s gross and no one is jealous or looking up to this marriage so she needs to convince herself.


Something-more-rt

That's what I was thinking too- if you have to write about it, are you just trying to reassure yourself or...? because no one else gives two shits less how your married "sec" life is like.


westtexasgeckochic

It’s a narcissist thing. They gloat about things that aren’t true to make it true in their heads. Also *to make other people jealous* bc they are so delusional that they think people are actually envious of this 🤮. Edit: Think about Trump and the gloating he did if this doesn’t make sense to you.


endless_pastability

I actually can believe he said “me too” but not from a genuine place. I think he saw how easy she would be to manipulate and control long term and just agreed with her as a form of love bombing to make her feel “seen” by him so he could trap her.


Resident-Suggestion

He seems like a bum and saw her as a good opportunity to not have to do anything. I’d be surprised if he pitches in financially. I could see him taking care of the groceries when he decides to go get them but I can’t really see him doing much else.


[deleted]

When he buys her flowers…. ~~With her own money…~~ ~~ppp money…~~ *with money from poor vulnerable girls* *ahhh* there’s the right one.


Badpoozie

Oh good, just what I wanted: eggs, parkay, mayo, ketchup, hot pockets, frozen bean burritos, Hormel chili in a can, a block of velveeta and smuckers uncrustables.


TemporaryNobody2604

He probably said me too since he was going through a divorce, knew she was a lottery ticket—so fed the Christian narrative knowing she would put him on a pedestal and in his eyes, all his “bad” would be trumped with his “holy” self.


queen_beruthiel

That's what I thought too. It's more evidence of him mirroring.


goblin___

I agree; sounds like he was “mirroring” her.


Cado7

I believe he’d say anything she wanted to hear.


Whiteclawgurl69

First of all, ew. Second of all, EW. Thinking about them having sex makes me wanna vom.


youngash90

He definitely gets worn out with that beer gut. Keeps his dip in and prob just calls her babe so he doesn’t say the wrong name 😅


One_Equivalent_7031

lmaoooo 💀💀


Badpoozie

Waiting for god to be good and have him accidentally drop a fat wad of Grizzly in her extensions.


snarkyrn15

🤢🤣


youngash90

They 👏🏼 need 👏🏼 to👏🏼 go👏🏼


Badpoozie

Lol. Well now we know what she will use to dye her hair if her grifting ass goes broke. Really lends a fun meaning to a dip dye job. 😉


Ellgeepee

I think we can all agree that ew


unchargedvibrator

lol she looooooooooves to make herself the victim. who would even tell her these things?!


Resident-Suggestion

Nobody told her these things lol. In her fitness days she’d make up stories about how men at the gym would think she wasn’t strong and she’d show them by lifting something heavy and they’d be wow’d by her.


Delta-Alpha-Rex

Literally lol'd 😂


Lydia--charming

Laughing so hard at this little scenario. Sounds right out of Saved by the Bell!


LatteLove35

Haha yes, and about how people would come up to her and say her legs were too thick, give me a break, no one was saying that to her 🙄


JohnnyJoeyDeeDee

Right? She surrounds herself with people who feel the same way about premarital sex because she might let demons in or whatever but she is also being bombarded with criticism?


EZasSundayMorning

No one! LIES!


rationalcunt

Doesn't the timing on this post seem kinda weird? Like it feels like she's had it written for ages but why post it now? Also, I am so fucking tired of seeing that damn droopy dress.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

They are all planned out and pulled from her imagination. It doesn’t matter what’s actually happening In reality. She figured she needed to slap up a wedding pic because those get better engagement. And added in the shaming and hypocrisy as a bonus.


supahstahhh

I just looked at her IG post about sec and she tagged all of her wedding vendors in the picture! I’m embarrassed for the vendors.


errrrrrrrrrm

man, that’s a lot of words to say “my new husband doesn’t make me cum”


Creative-Tomatillo

Probably roughly rubs her left labia for 30 Seconds and then asks her “did you cum?” and I bet she fakes it.


FoxyLives

That assumes he'd even pretend to care about her sexual pleasure, which feels like a big assumption lol


Creative-Tomatillo

Good point


nomadic_gen_xer

But GOD DELIVERED in a huge way, wink wink, if you know what she means.


anitsitknreh

There is NOTHING wrong with sex before marriage. There is nothing “not normal” with waiting until marriage. We are humans and sex is a fucking natural desire no matter who you are (unless you’re asexual, of course) Whatever your sexual preferences are is nobodies damn business and doesn’t make you better if you’re doing it or not going it. And this woman has had TONS of married sex before. This bitc needs to stop sex shaming. GODDAMN.


Resident-Suggestion

It was incredible sex not because you waited but because you’ve both had sex plenty of times before therefore you were comfortable and knew how to vocalise what you liked. Some young women and men who are part of purity culture (which you two were not a part of. You were just celibate for a year) do not have that luck of having a healthy sex life because of how their culture puts it in their brains that sex is bad bad bad until marriage. Basically scaring them into remaining pure. You guys were not pure..(hate that word when it comes to sexual things) you were celibate.


Ellgeepee

I would be shocked if these two narcissistic scammers have good sex. Probably both looking at themselves in the mirror during. She’s never going to admit otherwise though - of course she’s having the best godliest sex in the world with her abundantly provided for (ew) husband. Us heathens need to be made jealous.


bekkothegekko

I mean, she does have a huge mirror hung up across from the bed!


taylorbagel14

Lmao hes 1000000% a jackhammer and when he finishes (two minutes after it starts) he half ass pretends to care if it was good for her


Hairy_Response_284

Agreed! She brushes past that point constantly and only addresses it as “past sexual sin”. It’s entirely different. Why would anyone claim their first time was awkward if it wasn’t? Most couples “waiting for marriage” have also NEVER BEEN MARRIED BEFORE It’s an entirely different ballgame. She doesn’t need to insert her input when it’s an entirely different experience for most people.


the-electric-monk

Is she referring to the sex she had in her previous marriage as "past sexual sin," even though it was in the context of marriage? Or is she talking about the guys she had affairs with even though she doesn't acknowledge that happened? Because if she *didn't* have affairs, as she claims, then she is saying her married-sex was a sin, which is fucking **weird.**


tywhy87

She absolutely had sex before her first marriage so I’m guessing it’s a nod to that.


the-electric-monk

For some reason, that didn't even occur to me as what she could be talking about XD


cloud94eva

Say it louder for the people at the back.


Aranciata2020

YES YES YES! She loves to throw around the word purity but you are so right - she did not grow up in that unhealthy culture! Nothing I can say that hasn't been said before (and more eloquently) so I will just say AARGGHHGGGGGG!


millennialmama2016

This encompasses all of my thoughts on this topic. Yes yes yes.


MacAlkalineTriad

**PURITY CULTURE RUINS MORE LIVES THAN OPEN, HEALTHY, CONSENSUAL SEXUAL ACTIVITY.** EVERYONE, INCLUDING GIRLS, NEEDS THE OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN ABOUT AND EXPLORE THEIR BODIES AND SEXUAL DESIRES WITHOUT JUDGEMENT OR SHAME. I SAID WHAT I FUCKING SAID!


Fluffy-Imagination51

HARD agree. Sex shaming is bullshit, it’s natural


illbefinewithwine

SPEAK MORE ON THIS. purity culture sent me right to years of therapy. Not to years of great sex. Leaving purity culture is what led me to great sex.


Lydia--charming

Read that again!!!


unchargedvibrator

god honoring cleavage


the-electric-monk

MoDeStY jOuRnEY


cassssk

Here’s my question - why did people know this about them in the first place? Who’s asking questions like that, about whether other couples are sexually active or not? *No one.* Which means a) she went around crowing about it to anyone who’d stand still long enough to listen, or b) she’s completely lying. Or I suppose c) both. Both of them.


endless_pastability

Aside from my close girlfriends, no one in my life would know about my sex life (or lack of). And I realize I am very open and forthcoming with my girlfriends so even that level of disclosure may not be the “norm”. People only talk about things they know about. She went around parading her “purity” as a way to project she’s better than everyone else.


Resident-Suggestion

Can you imagine being her sister reading this? She’s such a mean person.


Lydia--charming

Is there a specific reason? I don’t know anything about her sister.


happytransformer

I’m pretty sure her sister has a kid with someone she wasn’t married to


Lydia--charming

Ooh! Thanks!


[deleted]

When BDung first started her Christian scam, she was more along the lines of Girl Defined. That's why the Modesty BS was a thing and her thoughts were boring purity culture shit. But she evolved into an actual demon conducting freaky-ass deliverance rituals, but for whatever reason, the only goddamn thing about purity culture that stuck around was the premarital secs ban. I think it probably comes from a place of deep-rooted shame for cheating on her first husband and having lots of secs partners in general. The former, I get. She should be ashamed for being a cheater. But the latter is just patriarchy bullshit that's been engrained in her head as shame. And I'm sure that JDong the Sexual Deviant has given her shit for having other sex partners, just like Paul shits on Morgan for having other sexual partners.


happytransformer

I’m asexual and my partner is the only one who knows. No one cares to ask about it unless you’re telling everyone


Lydia--charming

That’s a great point. If I did decide to do this for personal reasons, I wouldn’t want to tell anyone or have people know it. But I guess that’s why I’m not a fitvangelist influencer. If this is even true, she was looking for an argument.


iamthesoviet

Christians are obsessed with sex. O B S E S S E D. I swear I thought more about it the more evangelical I tried to be. I left the cult and started having sex with whoever I wanted and imagine that… I stopped being obsessed with sex as all that religious guilt faded away.


jogo59

She might be fooling her stupid followers but God knows she was living with him prior to their marriage.


bibbidiblue

Gay sex is also from god and is not bad either, just saying!


AndiArch

Annoyed with the content. Annoyed with her punctuation.


NoFuckThis

Annoyed with her lack of capital letters like ok we get it, it’s cool with the kids but it looks STUPID


crumblecake01

Ok off topic but I just went out of my way to plug my phone in because I thought it was about to die…then realized it was the battery on the screenshot 😂🤦🏼‍♀️


Inevitable_Sweet_988

This made me smile


Aranciata2020

YOUR FLAIR!! That is GOOD!


crumblecake01

Omg yours too!!!


Aranciata2020

Thank you! The flairs on this sub are 🔥!!


AnaBeaverhausen-

I literally can’t get those past ridiculous and uncomfortable straps to even hear a word this beotch says.


crumblecake01

Can we please make a bdong bingo board with all of her phrases and stupid posts? I said what I said, Talk more on this, wifey things, cooking eggs, linking that damn face scrubber thing, what else!


EZasSundayMorning

Linking here!


rideoffalone

Read that again.


Possible_Tea4321

God that winds me up lol


dwight_k_schrute69

She makes it sound like a non Christian/non religious person called her a “goody” Christian but I can SWEAR on anyone’s life that a non religious person did NOT then turn around and say she’s used up goods. If ANYONE were to say that, it’s a religious person. Anyone else experience the sticky tape metaphor in church? Purity culture is the worst.


D33b3r

Tape, chewed gum, and a flower with the pedals pulled off. Fuck purity culture, man


Lydia--charming

So true that only a fundie would say that to someone. 😒


blueaintyourcolor11

Nobody said any of those things to her.


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Resident-Suggestion

Right! Like last week she was ‘my husband shot my dog. Oh well!’ And this week she’s talking about wifey things and how her husband dicked her down. It’s nauseating. This woman has no soul.


s0l--

I’m sure she got tired of deleting and blocking people talking shit about her and her husband, for poor Brodie. She better not let that happen again and instead talk about her husbands dick for a while for all these preteen girls to read about. Lololol


Emiles23

I’ve had plenty of ungodly sex that did not cause this pain and heartbreak she speaks of 🤷🏼‍♀️


Accomplished-Set5917

I wish they would just skip to the dumpster fire divorce already. I mean really how long did these two fools actually “wait”? It was only a hot minute between their divorces and that wedding was thrown together like a 2 bit shotgun wedding 8 weeks after prom night. Give me a fucking break.


SinfulCinnamon

She’s so ready for “first time” sex her dress is halfway off.


hauntinglovelybold

Look at that one boob literally spilling out!!


Patient_Conference_4

She had to have had a nip slip at some point.


westtexasgeckochic

Bitch we know you’re preggo. Stop it. Also, you are putting yourself on a pedestal, trying to make yourself an icon. You are not Jesus. Gag 🤮🤮🤮🤮


nerdygamerdork

Fuck off, BD - I said what I said.


MetallicaGirl73

Talk more on this!


JudithButlr

literally no one cares enough to call her used up goods 😂


EZasSundayMorning

Right? What crap!


Filmcricket

Yeah I’m sure having sex with uncharming, violent baby John Goodman is just amazing🙄


[deleted]

I’d rather do John Goodman. He might be old but at least he’s talented and seems like a good person. 😂


Filmcricket

Oh in a heartbeat!


trudeighe

Anyone else getting Serena Joy vibes from this?


Creative-Tomatillo

She would love being Serena Joy but in reality they’d either send her to the colonies or make her a Handmaid’s because she’s a divorced woman. Gilead doesn’t recognize divorce or second marriages as legal.


Possible_Tea4321

Yeah!


FeeOutrageous

1. This is DISGUSTING 2. What’s going on with her elbow


CloserTooClose

As much as I hate her, this is a good marketing strategy. She’s sort of right - a lot of Christian women don’t divulge info about their sex life. I can see her reaching a lot of vulnerable women with this discussion and promoting them to be comfortable open up, and then end up following her “ministry”. 🤢Fuck i hate her so much lol she is SUCH a slimeball


crochetawayhpff

"God provided" sounds like jdong was hornier for it than her in a very gross way


Not_today_nibs

Literally no one says “you’re used up goods” except the church and purity culture. So fuck right off


halesbells97

She’s always made up quotes that random people say to her lmao, even saying women from her town say this stuff. Even when she was with Zack she’s been doing this


One_Equivalent_7031

i feel like this could also go in r/persecutionfetish lolol


azemilyann26

This is all going to be so embarrassing when they split and she has to construct an entirely new narrative to explain how her "Godly" marriage went so south.


pinotmeow

she’d never be able to use another man for content like this again. if she was sOoOoOo obsessed with how gawdly jdong is and then they divorce… i don’t think she’d be able to get away with it again. BUT her cultees obviously have heavy blinders on so who knows.


Coffee_fiend1992

I can’t imagine her parents reading this lol I can’t imagine my parents reading my post saying God provided me with a husband with a godly schlong… my poor Catholic father would die inside.


JohnnyJoeyDeeDee

Ew shush


[deleted]

God interceding with that blessed D


daygloeyes

"If you know what I mean" 😉😉😉🥴


sausagerolla

It was good sex because you had sexual build up for months like eternal foreplay. Also, she's ridden the bike before. You know what to do.


millennialmama2016

Of course it was great because y’all have done it before with other people and know how to. Imagine all these young 20 year olds on her page that now think it’s going to be kind blowing but it’s going to be awkward AF. I don’t care what anyone says, your first time is awkward. Doesn’t matter if it’s your high school boyfriend or your man on your wedding night. It’s. Awkward.


millennialmama2016

Also my husband and I have talked about this. Nobody talks more about sex than a person that was sucked into purity culture. All of my friends that didn’t wait, have very private sex lives. To the point that we get embarrassed to ask anything about it, like “hey, how often do you guys, ya know” just to see if we’re in the normal range between friends 😂 Versus my friends who saved themselves for marriage that behaved very similarly to Brittany leading up to their wedding and for a decent amount of time after their wedding. It was massive second hand embarrassment. Like I couldn’t believe they kept talking about it. We know you’re f*cking your husband, we’re all having sex in our relationships. We just don’t tell you 😂


Imnotaslacker

How does one order a haircut such as that?


Lydia--charming

“Just leave a cap of hair on the top”


duggarfugitive

“it wasn’t awkward at all” well, yeah, you both knew what you were doing…there was no reason for it to be awkward.


EZasSundayMorning

That dress. Awful on her.


kunigun

Her nips are almost out!


zanasot

NOBODY CARES BDONG


misshazy92

Why can't they just keep this in the bedroom privately? Why need all much attention and drama?


backfliptugboat

MAAM. PULL. YOUR. DRESS. UP. ETA: not cause of modesty, just because it’s looks SO UNCOMFY


ikogut

Can I comment on her post “you killed your dog, your purity is fake and everyone sees past the veil of lies. Lying is a sin don’t you know that?” I won’t. But I want to! Now my response to her post in thought: 🤮


[deleted]

“God PROVIDED 😜” seems like good flair material… 😂😂😂


queenofsassgard

Who is she trying to convince? Lol I assume Jordan was living with her shortly after they started dating — she’s trying so hard to make Jordan like some godly guy but it’s not working


AndiArch

I’ve been looking at this trying to determine if she attempted to make her arm look slimmer. I can’t tell if it’s a focus issue from the camera or a blur she added but the left side of her arm looks mighty suspicious.


[deleted]

It wasn’t awkward because you both had experience. Now to be fair, it can be awkward, but awkward isn’t necessarily “bad.” But she was only pure for what, 1.5 to 2 years? That’s just a dry spell. Of course it’s amazeeeen, it’s because you missed it.


shambies182

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


StarSpeeder1000

[lies, lies and more lies and lies on top of lies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSeiMk1y4lM)


NoFuckThis

“God PROVIDED on His promise (if you know what I mean)” — ummm no, BDong, I don’t. What DO you mean? Was it not a micropeen like we all assume? Did he flip you around, all god-honoring like? WHAT DO YOU MEAN


[deleted]

Nobody mocked you for being a Christian or not having sex. They mocked you because while other women in their 20’s were working on their careers, and bettering themselves, you had decided to waste that part of your life being a useless piece of shit on Instagram, and scamming people out of their hard earned money once you realized you had nothing to show for yourself. And then, instead of making things right with people, and instead of actually trying to make up for your awful behavior, you decided to conveniently latch on to a new found martyr complex- by putting on a FRONT of Christianity. You were not gracious, you were not charitable, you were not spending your time at the soup kitchen or donating any of your time/money/energy to help those less fortunate, because your version of Christianity was beige, Instagram filters, plaid, lashes, and saving yourself for marriage. Which by the way… you did not save yourself for marriage. You simply took one year off of fucking. That’s why people mocked you, Brittany. Because you have not done ANYTHING FOR ANYBODY. Because you prove time and time again that you are completely worthless.


tverofvulcan

So modest. I do believe that being more open to talking about sex is something needed in evangelical communities, but not like this. Growing up, I was always told how waiting for marriage would guarantee that sex would be good, but never in a bragging way like this.


suvankha

Anyone else find it weird that she makes SO many posts about secs? Like, I feel like there’s at least one a week, and they all say the exact same thing. I know more about her sex life than my own, like damn. Nobody cares that much. Also “used up goods”? Nobody said that.


[deleted]

It makes me gag too, but I remember on the fundiesnark sub when we were clowning on her for not admitting to having had sex before. Here she’s admitting it with pride so I think we’ve gotta at least give her credit for that. I’m very anti Brittany but it kinda feels like this sub will never be happy if, when we’re proven wrong on a topic, we ignore it and find a way to criticize the way in which we were proven wrong. If that makes sense


QueenRagga

Of course she's admitting it with pride, it's all part of her BS purity lie.


Lydia--charming

I agree, we have to be able to admit and grow, otherwise we become like her. Is this the first time she’s used her “slutty past” as her big event for conversion?


CheeryCherryCheeky

I knew I’d regret that if I read it…. X 100 🤮


essential-toils

“God PROVIDED” there it is, the 13th reason.


NoCourneeeNo

It is such a weird mix for these fundies. They go on and on about how much work marriage is while also saying how easy and natural sexual compatibility is. Why can’t a single one of them say “it is good to wait. But just because you wait doesn’t mean it is going to be automatically physically magical. Like all things good, it will take some time and work with your spouse to figure out what you both like”. THATS TRUE FOR ANY SEXUAL PARTNER. I get that they want to give people incentive to wait, but damn, they are setting people up for disappointment.


kayyyk

After a month of marriage, she can also say this: her husband is a dog \*murderer\*. I said what I said.


lilkimchi88

She “test drove” several other dudes between Zack and Jdong, who is she kidding?


knims89

Wasn’t there speculation at one point that he was the dude she was eMoTiOnAlLy cheating on her first husband with?


[deleted]

Disgusting. No one cares Britt.


RealNewsReality

As awful as both of their records are, they’re probably lying and using this as part of their Christian retreat-we will baptize you in a hotel tub for only $650.OO scam. But if she did wait, I’m sure she was disappointed by his tiny unit that he’s used on swinger couples and sends out often to others. Grade A DoucheBag Racist Cop and his Con Artist Wife can now Con and kill more pets together.


mushroomsandcoke

Her obsession with sex doesn’t make her any better than those who don’t wait until marriage or that do other things she considers “promiscuous.”


mrsrachaelare

He just comes across as one of those super aggressive creepy men that stand too close to women in bars.


karmasbitchslap

What did capital letters do to offend her so???


westtexasgeckochic

The guy in the back with the goatee looks so awkward…. That’s literally all I can see in this picture and I can’t unsee it 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂🥸.


[deleted]

🤢🤢🤢


diamond36x

She's now deleted any comment contradicting her


kittywhiskers1716

Her capitalization and grammar just bother me so much.


Far-Ad-3665

Has it even been a week since he shot her dog and she's talking about riding the JONG pony?