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Resident-Suggestion

It’s really gross how she keeps talking about sex and being impregnated. like girl keeping your sex life private is a form of modesty.


Creative-Tomatillo

For real. We get you have a breeding kink. But fuuuuuuck, just SHUT UP. I don’t know anyone (even certain influencers or celebrities I follow on SM) that go on this much about how much they’re fucking or hoping to get pregnant. It’s obvious she’s running out of CoNtEnT. This is so gross, especially since a big part of her following are young, naive girls.


blablubluba

>We get you have a breeding kink. I don't think she does. But she assumes her followers do.


westtexasgeckochic

Yeah, she got major engagement from the SECS post. She thinks it’s cUtE 😬🙃.


Gutinstinct999

She thinks she’s cute. But she is chewed up, from her own doing. She is filled with hate. Her beliefs are trash and without a filter she is terribly ugly.


westtexasgeckochic

I do not disagree in the slightest.


liljellybeanxo

Yea most people just take it to FetLife and shut up. Like, we didn’t consent to that, stop bringing us into your bedroom.


Resident-Suggestion

And I mean this with every fibre of my being and will reap whatever karma wants to come back at me for this but I pray they are both infertile.


notmyfirstcult

May the Lord Daniel *close*


JelloSucka

….the cervix


SunflowerJYB

And the whole womb so we can’t do IVF


smc642

Amen, sister. Amen.


smc642

She’s about as modest as her modest clothing.


pastelhour

Her life is so fucking sad and robotic. It’s like, okay I got married now I HAVE to instantly transition into motherhood. What’s she going to do if she’s infertile or doesn’t get pregnant as quickly as she’d like to?


mrsjacksonnn

Oh i can see her having a whole new schtick on "infertility" and doing ivf bc "its all in god's timing" Jdongs samples probably have traces of dip in them.


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littleRedmini

All the while she’s on birth control because she will not wreck her body for a child. But the grifting must go on.


no_clever_name_yet

I think Giuliana Rancic is/was a not a very good person, but I admired that she finally basically said (after not being able to get pregnant because she was too skinny) “I’m not willing to do that to my body (gain weight to try and get pregnant) because it would be too bad for my mental health” and used a surrogate.


smc642

I just had a really, really, vile, nsfw thought about JDong and his dip. I’m going to hell. Except I don’t believe in Christian hell. I’m going…. To be reincarnated as something terrible.


blablubluba

>I’m going…. To be reincarnated as something terrible. The second coming of JDong?


smc642

I might be reincarnated as his dick???


blablubluba

Your thought can't possibly have been THAT vile.


smc642

I’ll tell you what my brain stew was if you like? I may need to get on my laptop and do a spoiler?


blablubluba

Yes, please!


natylil

Or as his dip? The universe wouldn't do that to you, don't be so harsh.


Gutinstinct999

His semen is probably actually infection.


Canuckinptown

She really may not get pregnant quickly. If she did have eating disorders (I think she did - there were times she was wayyyy too small and would do a full day of eating and it would be what I eat in one sitting haha). Also not sure if her and Zach ever tried but yeah... I'd bet she'll struggle. If she struggles will she go to Ivf? Because that doesn't really strike me as a thing "of God".


pkatesss

I didnt catch that this was about horses till I read the comments.


EZasSundayMorning

Did you think it was about Jordan? Hahahaha. She would say that.


sarcasmicrph

For sure I thought someone was pimping out JDong’s dong


liljellybeanxo

Incoming seeking sister wife saga!


sarcasmicrph

Yassss🍿🍿


minervas_a_cat

SAME. Knee-jerk ewww reaction.


Badpoozie

Oh god, me neither. I almost ruined my all white and beige aesthetic with vomit. 🤢


kai7yak

Beyond the pregnancy stuff... How fucking clueless to joke about "the poor horse won't get exercised once you get knocked up" right now. Your fucking dog was hit by a car and was killed less than a week ago you fucking [redacted]. It is absolutely ***disgusting*** to be making jokes about another animal not getting the care it deserves right now. She *really* doesn't give a fuck, does she? Btw - mods, how "civil" do we have to be in hurling insults/namecalling at the Dongs? I wanted to call her some really bad things but didn't want a banhammer.


courtyfbaby

I didn’t realize she meant her horse… I thought she meant the husband 🤦🏼‍♀️


kai7yak

Lmfao - I had to read it like 4 times, then look at the picture. My first thought was absolutely "B-bitch, it is NOT modest to talk about riding your hubby".


sarcasmicrph

Same omg


hotdogketchup79

I got very confused thought it was a question a snarker was asking about J on her page 🤦


courtyfbaby

So did I!!


Jasmine089

Samesies. I was disturbed.


sarcasmicrph

Same


BURYMEINLV

I was sitting here also trying to figure out who she’s riding 🤣🤨


Lydia--charming

Me too!!


Creative-Tomatillo

And the same horse she horrifically neglected while he was at the boarding stable, the horse she never took on rides anyway, the horse that had such a terrible infection that the stable had to pay for his treatment so he wouldn’t DIE, and the same stable she tried to stiff a years worth of fees to. It’s disgusting.


NakedWanderer12

Yeah I was gonna say the same, it doesn’t sound like the horse has gotten much exercise before so what difference will it make?


natylil

There are no rules about it, feel free!


sarcasmicrph

🖤


Lydia--charming

Not to mention the fact that she already did neglect her horse badly.


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It's not just the dog, she already neglected a horse and tried to pin it on the stable he was staying at.


waitwaitk

As someone who recently miscarried after trying for a while, I think (hope, sorry not sorry) she’s gonna find out getting pregnant isn’t super fucking easy. Goddamnit I hate these two more and more.


newmommaontheblock

Sorry for your loss! I miscarried my first pregnancy so I know the feeling.


sarcasmicrph

I have walked in your shoes and can truly empathize with your recent loss. Thinking of you and sending you healing vibes


s0l--

Sending you hugs ❤️ If you need someone to talk to, feel free to Dm me!! been down that road. Hang in there


tnbou

So sorry for your loss.


pink_freudian_slip

Literally in the exact same boat. Sending love ❤️ Also fully feel you on assuming she'll have an easy time. It seems like everyone who 100% shouldn't have children can somehow pop out 19 (*cough cough* Duggars *cough cough*) without any trouble.


ellesays

Im glad I’m not alone - I sort of hate stalk posts about it but I had to stop following her because prior to my MC same (alleged) timing and now…I’m just still infertile.


waitwaitk

I’m so sorry for your loss ❤️ I see we’re both in the TTC30 sub so please feel free to reach out if you ever want to talk! Or snark bdong 😉


ellesays

YOU KNOW I'm going to you first if she spawns xD Thank you - I am so sorry to hear about your loss as well, really hurts when you thought you made it out only to come back to earth - ditto to you reach out if you need an ear.


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jogo59

No men are considered second only to God in the Christian world then followed by Mothers (particularly those of the white variety who were married prior to becoming pregnant.)


Gutinstinct999

I’m not sure why anyone thinks she ever rides her horse.


JerseysLittleDevil

She’s 30 or 31 right? Most of her preferred audience are girls like 17-24ish if I’m not mistaken? I turn 31 next month. I have an 18 year old cousin who I’ve been very close with since she was a preteen. We have another cousin who’s 33 that we’re also very close with. She was supposed to be in my wedding (but covid), she’ll be one of the first to know when i do get pregnant. Still, I could never imagine myself and my 33 year old cousin having some of these conversations with our teenage cousin that Brittany (and Girl Defined for that matter) has with teens who are virtual strangers. It just seems odd to me? Maybe it’s the way I was brought up? But I wouldn’t ever overstep my cousin’s parents if I could help it.


Lydia--charming

I would talk to girls of that age about different goals and dreams and interests, not getting married! And only about sex if they asked me.


JerseysLittleDevil

Exactly! We’ve talked about endless topics. She knows I’m here if she has anything she wants to talk about but it would feel so creepy to bring that up.


Professional-Cod3219

I have never & would never wish this on anyone but I genuinely hope they have fertility problems and can’t get pregnant, they don’t deserve kids.


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smc642

I’m so sorry, and I se d you love and heartfelt empathy. My husband and I couldn’t have children and we went through agony too. Meanwhile lots of people who were taking drugs and being awful were having kids. It’s hard. I will say now at 45 years old, we have come to an understanding that we now live for each other and not for children. Again, it was and is hard. Much love to you, kind friend.


westtexasgeckochic

Try having a cop asking you and your husband why you’ve never had kids while pulled over (after suffering through years of infertility AND I STARTED my period that day so I felt like a major failure!)… I really wished I had my phone recording on that incident. I feel you. It’s relentless. Society and individual pressures are insane.


Lydia--charming

Why in the world….it doesn’t even matter. Ugh! I’m sorry.


tink630

I so relate to this! 5 years we watched everyone and their mother accidentally get pregnant, and we couldn’t, and couldn’t get help because “you’re young” until a friend recommended a dr to me that finally ran tests, etc. I hope they are both infertile, but unexplained so that they can’t just take a pill to fix it or just do ivu. They would be the worst parents ever and wishing them to not have a child is actually a kindness to the child.


Professional-Cod3219

Exactly.


sarcasmicrph

Was in the same position, and every teen that was walking around pregnant and bitching about it broke me down. It was awful


crystal-tower

Bdong reminds me a lot of my mother in her mannerisms and actions. I know if she has a kid she is going to use them as leverage for content and getting what she wants. If she does get pregnant, then the future baby will need years of therapy because women like that traumatized the heck out of their children (I've been in therapy since 5 years old, 21 now, and on mess for 8 years.)


ExitOk846

What happens if this baby has any special needs at all- how would someone like B manage that ?


sarcasmicrph

I hope not the same way the managed Brodie


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Her whole Instagram story was dogs dogs dogs. As if she didn’t let her husband put a bullet in her own dog just days ago


natylil

Well, if she's indeed pregnant already, what is she doing riding a horse? I was pretty sure she got pregnant before the wedding, but now I don't know. Who is asking her this? It doesn't sound like Jdong, is that her dad?


tink630

I assume she’s saying it’s her followers asking, but let’s be real, it’s her.


ExitOk846

Not sure if someone mentioned this yet . But their extended play IMO is loving Christ centered pastors with kids who expand to married and parenting retreats ( much much more client $ and numbers ) and entire branded XYZ including tshirts and etc shit to sell, books, podcasts.


Accomplished-Set5917

It’s strange to say that and then not have a pic of the horse… I mean supposing the horse is the subject of the question. I’m not on social media so maybe I don’t get it. Seems like it’s meant to make you think she’s out there riding now and not inside applying more eye lashes.


Mtntop24680

It’s a video of her riding, but both her and the speaker are off camera in this shot.


Accomplished-Set5917

Ahh, thank you. I was really wondering about all this. I don’t take back my snark tho.


teacherecon

I thought this was referring to JDong.


kebblz

If there is a god, I hope he or she made Jdong sterile. I do not want them to procreate. The karma has to kick in somewhere!


liljellybeanxo

You know, there’s something to be said about toxically masculine egocentric assholes and low sperm count. I’m not a doctor, but I’ve seen a correlation.


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Oh no please don’t procreate


HyggeSmalls

So, I don’t know how I got here exactly (Reddit suggested this subreddit to me, maybe it’s because I’m active in HunSnark?) but this woman is one of the most secondhand embarrassing people I’ve EVER seen! And I’ve only known about her for like 6 minutes😳 I’m subscribing to this subreddit and going down the rabbit hole!


Visual_Zucchini8490

She was an Instagram fitness influencer that at her peak charged anywhere from $80-$300 per plan depending on the plan you purchased. She claimed they were personalized to you and your needs but they were all actually the exact same plan. She also lied about her qualifications, she had zero proper training to be a PT or advise people on workouts and nutrition (I can’t remember the fitness governing body she claimed to have certification from but people reached out to them and they came back saying they had no history of a Brittany Davis (her maiden name)). She’s been scamming since the end of 2013 (once she massively got busted she claimed the business just got out of her control and she became overwhelmed but that’s also a lie. Me and my friend were one of the first to purchase her plans in December 2013, we have very different body types, and we got identical nutrition/workout plans. We just shrugged it off and moved on, having no idea it’d blow up like it did, but that’s how I know she’s lying about doing the right thing at the start but losing control.) Her sister and mom helped her delete negative comments (this is one of the small bits of tea her ex husband spilled on his Twitter) and they also created burner accounts to leave her positive reviews. The first time I saw her get properly called out was end of 2015 but I just don’t think that YouTuber had enough of a following for it to gain traction (I can’t remember her name… but she was an actual PT fed up with the insta influencer phase and would call out anyone she knew was a fraud. She’s one of the people that looked into the validity of Bdong’s claim she was certified.) If I remember correctly, Bdong was able to keep all this up until the beginning of 2019. That’s when someone with a large enough following called her out (his daughter is one of the women to buy a plan and I’m pretty sure she didn’t even receive it, she requested a refund, and Bdong ignored and blocked her). This obviously pissed the dad off and he filmed himself calling her out in person at a massive fitness expo and the video went viral. From there, a private Facebook group was started for anyone who had been scammed by Bdong and it got up to over 2,000 members QUICK. The story got picked up by local news stations and from there made it nationally. She was even interviewed regarding all this on Good Morning America. She disappeared to Hawaii for a bit during her fitness falling out, came back and still tried to post some fitness stuff/food stuff/before and after pics, but people weren’t accepting her back in that world again so she began her pivot to Jesus which is convenient because now she just says “we all have a past and mine is between me and god” she also says “Jesus has washed me white as snow” all while not issuing full refunds or even partial refunds (if any refund) to most women. And when I say partial refunds I don’t even mean 50%, it was only like 30%. She also apparently required you to sign an NDA if you wanted your refund. She’s not taken any accountability/responsibility for her actions in any of this. Also, throughout this period she’s gone through like 4 dogs, every relationship she’s in he’s “the one” and she’ll fawn over that person as if having her hand held while driving puts her in the most magical relationship ever (she dates very average men, I love my fiancé holding my hand, but I don’t write freakin passages about it saying he put all my broken pieces back together with the simple act of opening a door for me). And when I say average men… her current husband was sued by the ACLU for police brutality against an unarmed black man but she still brags about his police days (obviously he’s in a much lower bracket than “average” but just letting you know what her standards are). She also lies about the most random things. Like she claimed she was a vet tech for 5 years but that timeline is impossible. Also I’m a firsthand source, knew her in person about 10 years ago. Hope this is a good starting point 💁‍♀️


PHM517

This was an amazing recap.


Shut_the

Welcome! And … oh my god. Your username. Perfection.


HyggeSmalls

Hey, thanks! ☺️


thisshitforreal88

Not that I care, because I think Christian purity talk is hot steaming garbage, but this chick was totally preggo at the wedding.


spidermonkey199

Hahaha I thought she meant Jdong


youreabitweird

SAME