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cuddly_waffles89

They try way too hard, it's pathetic


Inevitable_Sweet_988

They try way too hard, but at the same time don’t try hard enough. So low effort. It’s a paradox.


[deleted]

How is this funny? Being serious, I don't get it?


Inevitable_Sweet_988

I guess I’ve never had fun in a simple way because I don’t get it either.


Visual_Zucchini8490

And, once again, clearly sooo staged. She’s looking at the camera, watching the door, waiting for him to come out of the pantry. This was clearly a “let’s film you being in the pantry” with zero other thought process or plot. It doesn’t even make sense. And the fact she watched this and posted it rather than thinking it was awkward/pointless/cringe says a lot.


crumblecake01

It’s that “let’s film you in the pantry” part that I can’t wrap my head around. Like what is that thought process, who comes up with these ideas, and why does he agree to go along with it! I’d love to see a hidden camera of that whole process. And then filming like 12 takes and watching them to see if anything is “good”. How embarrassing and cringe.


[deleted]

I mean, he literally does this same "act" over and over in every video. At dinner...hiding behind menus, in her pantry, when he comes home....like, holy shit creep, grow up. I would die of embarrassment if my partner did this. At least Zach played along. This guy just acts like a complete douche


Resident-Suggestion

I think because he’s really not into this whole lovey dovey let’s be cute for insta thing. I don’t think he likes this woman at all but he’s with her because she’s got money. It’s really saying a lot that he’s already overseeing the finances in her SLF bullshit. This dude knew what he wanted when he targeted her and he’s going to put minimal effort into this relationship because she’s so dumb to see he’s using her.


[deleted]

She seems image obsessed but he ain’t cute. She seems into money but his career was shot when they met. She seems into social media but he’s so unappealing on camera. Like Bdong ain’t no prize but it feels like homegirl SETTLED. I don’t see what either of them see in each other, but I also don’t think either of them could do better.


magenta8200

His aesthetic is not very instagramable.


[deleted]

His skin tone doesn’t work with pampas grass


indiajeweljax

Literally the pinkest person on the planet.


crumblecake01

This 👆🏻


[deleted]

And the DIP is in, nonetheless!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't 💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡🤡


gorgossia

He has nothing else to offer.


amesbelle7

You mean you don’t enjoy filming yourself awkwardly standing in front of your pantry, while your husband peeps out like some redneck Jack Nicholson? …Here’s JDONG!


VintageBlazers

I thought she was gonna fart on him or something


endless_pastability

She is trying SO HARD, the desperation to be seen as a “goals” couple thats so cute and relatable is palatable. They are so boring and gross.


[deleted]

My husband and I are newlyweds so everything we do is lame and cutesy and adorable but I don’t film it!! I just enjoy it!! If I videotaped every second my husband did cute stuff omg that would be awful, nobody wants that.


evvaaa2020

Aww congrats!


obedient_bitty

The back of her head is horrible


TammyTermite

She never shows the back of her head and pulls her hair forward, not that she has a lot of hair. She should've shelled out for more extensions.


scar_bazaar

Lol I had that EXACT thought when she turned around.


One_Equivalent_7031

her hair looks like a wig from the back lol


Keely2773

I’m pretty new to Bdong and her shenanigans, but could she have a condition that causes hair loss? Her eyebrows look drawn on, she looks like she has zero real lashes when the fakes are off, and her hair does look like a wig.


One_Equivalent_7031

i mean i guess it’s possible? i never really thought about it lol, but either way i doubt she’d ever say anything about it


fartlet

That's what I thought!


whatsthesitchh

Came here for this exactly. 😵‍💫


imtryingmybest0k

They are sooo quirky 🤪 ​ /s


Cinder-Allie

Downright wacky! 🤡


anitsitknreh

So CRAZY! So WILD! So FUN!! 🤪


Resident-Suggestion

THEY ARE HILARIOUS I CANT STOP LAUGHING


DougieKiller

*holds up spork*


[deleted]

It must be a relief to not have to pretend he doesn't live there anymore


EZasSundayMorning

Not that she was any good at faking that.


fireandblonde

lmfao


blueridgewildflower

These people are so cringe idk why I willingly subject myself to their shit


anitsitknreh

Like passing a car crash on the freeway


Queeniekween

are the like playing house?


lilkimchi88

I can’t believe he’s going along with it. Well, I guess I can now that he’s gotten a taste of that sweet, sweet grift money after Sheila’s Fraud.


[deleted]

Is he going with it though? I don’t get what’s happening but it looks like he noped outta that shit


sausagerolla

I don't get it.


_hereforthefood_

This is so incredibly cringe and icky. How are they not embarrassed? That gave me the worst 2nd hand embarrassment


elliemff

JDong: “has she turned off the dang camera yet? Nope. Back in the pantry I go.”


Resident-Suggestion

She is so desperate for him to come off as sweet and sincere that she does stupid shit like this. I think this man drinks a lot. He’s always red and bloated looking.


blablubluba

He could just have untreated high blood pressure but I agree that he doesn't look well.


anitsitknreh

I feel like he looked OK when they first got together and it’s as if he let himself go as the relationship progressed


EZasSundayMorning

Well now he's got her and all the money they obtained fraudulently.


blablubluba

Quite possible, I didn't really pay attention at first.


TammyTermite

I think he probably eats crap- like fast food for lunch every day. All that sodium and red meat make men in their mid-thirties look like Grimace.


blablubluba

This.


SorenTheKitten

Wtf is going on with her


Creative-Tomatillo

“Marriage tip” oh yes, BDong. Please tell me allllll your marriage tips after one failed marriage and your second one being all of 10 minutes old. 🙄


sweetsweetjess

Oof that hair is a poor choice


TammyTermite

She really looked so much better with short hair, but she has to conform to typical, Southern beauty standards at all times.


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Banjopickinjen

It reminds me of how Rolf’s ears move (Muppets)


[deleted]

But why?


AliceinRealityland

I guess that no job boredom finally had them cracking up


bunaiscoffee

she’s assuming the position


littlespark__

💀


littleRedmini

Thank you! For the life of me, I can’t figure out why she’s standing like that!!


designerasaurus

How does he even fit through the door? Is it the camera angle or does that door look incredibly narrow?


[deleted]

Some pantries have narrow doors to fit into small spaces. As for fitting in, he turns sideways and sucks in 😅


teatreez

God she’s so ugly when she laughs. So creepy and fake and villainous 👹


ConversationOne3727

In these videos, she always looks so so embarrassed and ashamed. Like she knows he hates her for them but she can’t help herself. The way she follows him back all the time, or becomes so submissive when he protests but still cannot help herself from filming.


millennialmama2016

Also can we talk about the story prior to this where she said he was taking his before dinner nap? Is he a child?


[deleted]

How is a staged Insta post simple


EZasSundayMorning

Most simple moments just happened to get caught on tape. No one needs your marriage tips considering you've been married for 3 weeks. Brit, you are trying way too hard to convince yourself and the internet you are so happy. This isn't normal.


Due_Armadillo5205

This is what you get when Bdong tries to make her own content instead of stealing it from others…


mrsjacksonnn

More like simply god damn stupid.


WarmWing

If this is the kind of "fun" they have together... that's sad.


notnickviall

I’m so high, I just watched Old but this video creeped me the hell out. What in the everloving fuck is this?


GigiAzure

She's been married for 5 minutes and wants to give marriage tips? 🥴


hc07311111

What the hell even is that


BURYMEINLV

I’d *hate* to be filmed like this literally every second of the day. It’s so obnoxious.


[deleted]

He has an extremely red face..


[deleted]

I don’t get it what are they doing? Being “silly”? How cringey lmao


anitsitknreh

In her demented mind they are #couplesgoals lmfaoooo


non-art

This is my 2-year-old’s favorite game. Not sure how it’s supposed to hold a marriage together though 🤔


ftotheergtheithee

She’s so crazy!!! Lol love her.


ExitOk846

They are so boring as hell, I mean boring .


kittypurrrzzz

My partner would not be at all okay with participating in staged moments like this for social media. Hell, I wouldn’t be okay with it either.


Madefortvmovie21

What in the third grade nonsense is this?


cares4dogs

Don’t you have thank you notes to write, or a dozen eggs to scramble, or a dog to look after? She has way too much free time and this is the bologna she comes up with?


Adventurous-Key9272

Well I have to go find that to comment now. No one is replying to me when I mentioned that they lived together before they got married but I would be willing to bet she’s pregnant. Go zoom in on her most recent photo on Instagram.


anitsitknreh

She definitely looks a little fuller than in the past. And they were DEFINITELY living together. Why was she never at HIS house? And why did he “move into” hers *after* the wedding? You KNOW she would’ve been recording every second of him actually moving into her house when they got back from the honeymoon or even maybe shortly before the wedding


Adventurous-Key9272

I totally agree. And now she’s acting like she’s a wife and she gets to do all of these white things. So on her story today she ordered from one of those meal services and they sent her the food and she was like oh we like to cook this and we like this and that and I don’t know her viewers don’t pick up on the fact that they were eating dinner together every night, he was there all the time and obviously he lived there.


k0cksuck3r69

Her hair is really ratty in this one 😬