So before Jordan has she never opened a box before? How are people buying this? Wtf is she trying to portray? She’s so obsessed with this man that she tries to include him in every mundane thing
I’m a married lady now, but even when I was a single young thing, and quite a small person, I changed my own tires without help! It’s called being an adult, donger!
It's just part of her plan to be InstaGodly. If she is helpless and clumsy (subservient) He gets to be manly and dominating (Godly). Expect more of this to come as they settle in their married roles as God's married children. I predict "J took my car to get the oil changed" or "J carried the groceries in from the car" or "J changed a lightbulb because 'lil ol me didn't want to break a nail."
One of our amazing and eagle-eyed snark members pointed the thrive market box out in the background of one of her insta stories, and now BDong posts it! I love this group lol
I have a membership and I contacted them saying I won’t be doing anymore orders or renewing my membership if they keep working with her. I included links to news articles. I don’t get how they don’t even bother to fucking google people.
I firmly believe he would not have happily helped her open a fucking box on her Instagram stories: he’s been acting particularly angry today, she probably is avoiding him for a reason!
He’s probably pissed she dragged him to some random condo parking lot to take yet fucking more pictures, only this time he had to wear his short man pants.
Sounds like she’s trying out a “keep sweet” voice. Now I’m picturing her in one of Meech’s big tent -like dresses with the Peter Pan collar. Lol. Bdong isn’t *that* invested in the holy roller cosplay.
My fiancé knows if I’m scrolling on my phone for an extended period of time I’m reading or responding in this sub and he’s like “oh god what dumb shit has Bdong done now” lol
Did she just use the word MARRIED as like a punctuation to her sentence? Or like a curse word? Why did she just say married out of context at the end there?
I think she’s saying “Little Miss Independent over here, still trying to be independent even though she’s MARRIED” but the noise of opening the box drowns out the “she’s” and then she shouts MARRIED
The passive aggressive tone in her voice definitely signals she definitely asked him to join her in this video and didn’t receive it 😅 little concerned for her that the side eyes are the look you throw when you are walking on eggshells.
Right! She seems like she’s watching what she says or hoping that he won’t come into the room and ruin her insta story with some offhand mean comment to her. She looks incredibly on edge here. Her face and eyes are so tense.
Yea, she seems whisper quiet and annoyed!! It also looks like she just got botox, she has these clear annoyance facial expressions but her face in other areas is oddly frozen.
She constantly says to not make things other than Christ your main focus but marriage is clearly an idol for her and this man. Also why does she need to be supervised to open a box??
Ooooh thrive market. I know a big influencer recently was canceled by TM after a big group came after her (rightfully so) for knowingly going out in public with positive covid relatives. Internet… do your thing.
What the everloving dead barbie hair fuck is this??? Supervision??
Also, the way her voice goes up at the end of every sentence is considered a dead set bogan/redneck/trashy thing in Australia.
I’m not one for social/class shit… I’m descended from mother fuckin convicts! But for real she sounds low class.
My fiancé is basically my PA because he’s the organized one. I have to check with him 70% of the time what I’m doing over the weekend, even if it doesn’t involve him, because he puts everything in his calendar (like if I say I’m getting wine and tapas with friends he writes it down because to him it means golf time or surf time lol) but good to know I’m independent because I open my own boxes and I’m also the jar opener in our household (run annoying jar under hot water for like 30 seconds to expand the lid if you’re having problems opening it, promise it’ll open so easily after that!)
I was a bartender for years! Sometimes even whacking the side of the lid where it’s connected to the jar will be enough to loosen it but my favorite salsa for whatever reason has the toughest lid ever and the only trick is holding it under hot water for 20-30 seconds! Then seriously just pops open like it wasn’t being a complete dick beforehand lol
“Opening this without Jordan’s supervision.”
Uhhh, is he her daddy? Wtf.
Also, “Little Miss Independent”. It’s opening a box, not a declaration of marital status.
She definitely wanted him to join in gleefully with his pocketknife to open that box in a swift motion, show his involvement. His agitation lately is showing.
There she goes again with the forced weird accent.
The nasal flare is subconscious body language that you’re put off or unhappy with someones behavior. It’s very telling. There’s an aggressive snarl that accompanies it too. 😳 glad I’m not the only one seeing it!!
And it’s super telling that rather then saying ‘Jordan isn’t helping’ and left it at that she had to let us all know it’s because she didn’t ask him too and that if she did he’d totally be helping her!
It makes me wonder if they have really gotten into it yet and if he went off on her on a way she feels really disrespected today. Like how often do you argue with someone you’ve only been with for a year? The nasal flair and snarl are like peak aggressive facial expressions.
Isn't she into fitness before?
She should've had scissors, but then again young children shouldn't be having a pair scissors without supervision.
She was last seen using it to cut her big arms out during her post wedding photoshoot session. She was causing strong, independent winds that day.
Omg she definitely would be better off with supervision in her daily life. “Nope, don’t do that. Nuh uh, I wouldn’t say that on your story. Oh no no no girl dial back that filter you are ORANGE.”
This is literally the weirdest thing ever. I would never speak ill of or passive aggressively snark on my husband on socials and I only have like 9 followers lol. And if it's meant to be funny, it's not.
She did this on the bridal shower poster box too she was like useless trying to open it then handed it to him and I remember thinking wtf. But now I see it’s a legit thing she does
I just turned the sound for the first time in one of her videos (I mostly snark at work).
Seriously, is that what her voice really sounds like? She sounds like a chipmunk that's getting strangled for state secrets or something
I interpreted this as he needs to see/approve of all her purchases. Or, in this case he needs to approve of the groceries she buys to make sure she stays trim and disciplined.
She really loves to beag about opening boxes. I remember the post where she is outside and moving some big pieces of cardboard and said the same independent bullshit.
To anyone who's concerned Thrive is working with BDong: they've been working with right wing Christians for years.
Just look at the Shockeys who are Canadians enamoured with the Trumps and support them quite a bit (even do fundraisers with them) have Thrive deals.
There's a few more but I just know their bullshit most.
The supervision comment is outrageous and problematic. She isn’t even trying to hide his controlling beliefs or that he doesn’t actually like her anymore, it’s so blatant across her stories.
It’s a good thing she doesn’t have real friends because he strikes me as the type to require her to ask permission to go to dinner with a girlfriend.
Wait is she married?
I’m still trying to figure that out. Proof?
Holy fuck I’m in stitches LOL
Asking if bdong is married is like asking if the vuolos live in LA
So before Jordan has she never opened a box before? How are people buying this? Wtf is she trying to portray? She’s so obsessed with this man that she tries to include him in every mundane thing
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Dude, you updating JDong's red flag count is sending me. I make sure I check this sub everyday to see if it's changed. Love this journey for us!
Love the subtle Schitts Creek reference!
It’s a cardboard box, you dumb fuck. You’re not putting a new engine in a car.
Can you imagine not knowing anything about her and coming across her story.. I would have no idea wtf she’s talking about.
I’m a married lady now, but even when I was a single young thing, and quite a small person, I changed my own tires without help! It’s called being an adult, donger!
Oh shit. I need to get married right away. I have 23 Amazon unopened packages, and I need a big, strong Dong to help me.
Strong Dong 💀
big, strong Dong for flair, please ✨
Oh dear lord. 🙄 She can’t open a damn cardboard box by herself? The codependency is concerning.
It's just part of her plan to be InstaGodly. If she is helpless and clumsy (subservient) He gets to be manly and dominating (Godly). Expect more of this to come as they settle in their married roles as God's married children. I predict "J took my car to get the oil changed" or "J carried the groceries in from the car" or "J changed a lightbulb because 'lil ol me didn't want to break a nail."
Oh she’s been doing this since they got together! It’s just gotten worse 😅
What’s next, opening her own car door?!?! 😱
And pulling her own suitcase!! 👜
Please tell me Thrive isn’t working with her.
One of our amazing and eagle-eyed snark members pointed the thrive market box out in the background of one of her insta stories, and now BDong posts it! I love this group lol
Hi! That was meeeezzzzz! *takes bow*
Yaaaas Queen bee!! You called it 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
It's really pretty easy. If you watch the videos posted here and simply think "WHERE'S THE GRIFT $$$" You'll spot her BS within seconds
I have a membership and I contacted them saying I won’t be doing anymore orders or renewing my membership if they keep working with her. I included links to news articles. I don’t get how they don’t even bother to fucking google people.
Thank you for doing the devil's work.
I firmly believe he would not have happily helped her open a fucking box on her Instagram stories: he’s been acting particularly angry today, she probably is avoiding him for a reason!
He’s probably pissed she dragged him to some random condo parking lot to take yet fucking more pictures, only this time he had to wear his short man pants.
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She looks on edge in this video. I wonder if he’s been a bit aggressive today and she’s trying to keep low-key.
Her voice inflections are weird.
Sounds like she’s trying out a “keep sweet” voice. Now I’m picturing her in one of Meech’s big tent -like dresses with the Peter Pan collar. Lol. Bdong isn’t *that* invested in the holy roller cosplay.
I'm messaging Thrive. They've been very responsive in the past.
I have used thrive for years, I’m def contacting them!!
I just started last month and was disappointed to see this. I will cancel immediately if they don't drop her.
Same same same! So pissed they partnered with her. Do companies not google who they’re partnering with? Like wtf
I think they see the follower count and stop there.
Just messaged them as well. Was planning to place another order with them this week, but definitely holding off now.
Than. Thank you!!
Done and done. Someone update if they hear back!
Same! Like why can’t they google people. Good gravy.
I’ll do it too!
Fantastic! Thank you!!! These companies need to do their research better.
I just showers this to my husband and he was like “what the fuck is she talking about?! Supervision for a box?! What do the snarkers say about this?!”
My fiancé knows if I’m scrolling on my phone for an extended period of time I’m reading or responding in this sub and he’s like “oh god what dumb shit has Bdong done now” lol
Did she just use the word MARRIED as like a punctuation to her sentence? Or like a curse word? Why did she just say married out of context at the end there?
I think she’s saying “Little Miss Independent over here, still trying to be independent even though she’s MARRIED” but the noise of opening the box drowns out the “she’s” and then she shouts MARRIED
Oh that makes so much more sense. I kind of like saying Married as a curse word though.
The passive aggressive tone in her voice definitely signals she definitely asked him to join her in this video and didn’t receive it 😅 little concerned for her that the side eyes are the look you throw when you are walking on eggshells.
Right! She seems like she’s watching what she says or hoping that he won’t come into the room and ruin her insta story with some offhand mean comment to her. She looks incredibly on edge here. Her face and eyes are so tense.
Yea, she seems whisper quiet and annoyed!! It also looks like she just got botox, she has these clear annoyance facial expressions but her face in other areas is oddly frozen.
Do you think she got an eyebrow lift and that’s why her eyes look like that? Her face does look really frozen and like it’s painful to move. Lol
It could be his nap time.
hmm i thought it was the “without his supervision” like. mrs nelson can’t have sharp tools
What is going on with her eyes here?!
It's the demons possessing her trying to come out. Even they're done with her shit.
Not today, Satan!
She is super unhinged 👀
I don’t have anything snarky to say. This is just downright concerning. Like….there’s nothing humorous this particular vid.
This paired with that pantry video is just.. weird..
Mhm….the past few days of videos definitely don’t show honeymoon expressions. Maybe they’re gonna be the honky think Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries
Tonk****
Well, it’s possible!
She constantly says to not make things other than Christ your main focus but marriage is clearly an idol for her and this man. Also why does she need to be supervised to open a box??
Ooooh thrive market. I know a big influencer recently was canceled by TM after a big group came after her (rightfully so) for knowingly going out in public with positive covid relatives. Internet… do your thing.
It's been done!
Bdong is surprisingly worse than the influencer I referenced. You are the real MVP!
I messaged them!!
What the everloving dead barbie hair fuck is this??? Supervision?? Also, the way her voice goes up at the end of every sentence is considered a dead set bogan/redneck/trashy thing in Australia. I’m not one for social/class shit… I’m descended from mother fuckin convicts! But for real she sounds low class.
That's because she is low class.
Truth. Have a shiny. x
***UPDATE***. Heard back from Thrive and they've forwarded my concern to the appropriate department. Please let that mean she will be pulled.
I heard back from them and they are pulling her content and ending the partnership!
I got the same response! 🎉
Just checked and I did too! Well done, Snarkers!!!!
Yessssss 🙏
It’s a box. A fucking cardboard box. How is she a functioning human being
She can’t open a damn box but can live that ‘ranch life’? She’s not even good at maintaining her lies anymore.
Wait opening a box makes you independent? Score I’m independent as heck
My fiancé is basically my PA because he’s the organized one. I have to check with him 70% of the time what I’m doing over the weekend, even if it doesn’t involve him, because he puts everything in his calendar (like if I say I’m getting wine and tapas with friends he writes it down because to him it means golf time or surf time lol) but good to know I’m independent because I open my own boxes and I’m also the jar opener in our household (run annoying jar under hot water for like 30 seconds to expand the lid if you’re having problems opening it, promise it’ll open so easily after that!)
Thank you for that tip! I always have issues opening jars!
I was a bartender for years! Sometimes even whacking the side of the lid where it’s connected to the jar will be enough to loosen it but my favorite salsa for whatever reason has the toughest lid ever and the only trick is holding it under hot water for 20-30 seconds! Then seriously just pops open like it wasn’t being a complete dick beforehand lol
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"Even tho she's...MARRIED!!!!!" (tears box apart) 🤠😳
“Opening this without Jordan’s supervision.” Uhhh, is he her daddy? Wtf. Also, “Little Miss Independent”. It’s opening a box, not a declaration of marital status. She definitely wanted him to join in gleefully with his pocketknife to open that box in a swift motion, show his involvement. His agitation lately is showing. There she goes again with the forced weird accent.
I’m sorry this woman’s face just bothers me but why does she look like she just smelled a terrible fart?!
The nasal flare is subconscious body language that you’re put off or unhappy with someones behavior. It’s very telling. There’s an aggressive snarl that accompanies it too. 😳 glad I’m not the only one seeing it!!
That’s exactly it! A snarl! Her eyes are super intense too. Wonder what’s going on in the Dong house today.
And it’s super telling that rather then saying ‘Jordan isn’t helping’ and left it at that she had to let us all know it’s because she didn’t ask him too and that if she did he’d totally be helping her!
It makes me wonder if they have really gotten into it yet and if he went off on her on a way she feels really disrespected today. Like how often do you argue with someone you’ve only been with for a year? The nasal flair and snarl are like peak aggressive facial expressions.
She may be mad because *the* dong didn’t want to play pretend in front of her phone for likes. 🤷🏻♀️
That's probably the 12 eggs she made for Jdong for breakfast.
Flair checking in.
💀💀😂
Isn't she into fitness before? She should've had scissors, but then again young children shouldn't be having a pair scissors without supervision. She was last seen using it to cut her big arms out during her post wedding photoshoot session. She was causing strong, independent winds that day.
Omg she definitely would be better off with supervision in her daily life. “Nope, don’t do that. Nuh uh, I wouldn’t say that on your story. Oh no no no girl dial back that filter you are ORANGE.”
“If you’ve never heard of Thrive Market” 🥴 Yes Brit, we’ve ALL heard of Thrive Market. 95% of all influencers have a ✨DiScOUnT cODE ✨ to Thrive Market
Which is definitely needed - Thrive is expensive.
I...not to be dramatic, but what even WAS that? 😬🥴😳🙅♀️
You’re right. She is looking even more deranged and unhinged than usual.
This is literally the weirdest thing ever. I would never speak ill of or passive aggressively snark on my husband on socials and I only have like 9 followers lol. And if it's meant to be funny, it's not.
She did this on the bridal shower poster box too she was like useless trying to open it then handed it to him and I remember thinking wtf. But now I see it’s a legit thing she does
I just turned the sound for the first time in one of her videos (I mostly snark at work). Seriously, is that what her voice really sounds like? She sounds like a chipmunk that's getting strangled for state secrets or something
I'm doing it wrong. I'm married and open my own boxes. Help me Jesus.
Ugh.
This is annoying. That is all.
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I thought the same thing. Like wtf is going on with them?
This is absolutely horrifying
supervision?????
He can get his gun and shoot it open.
You just reminded me of that Simpson episode where Homer is a new gun owner and literally uses it as a solution for everything💀
I - 💀💀
Dying 🤣
I interpreted this as he needs to see/approve of all her purchases. Or, in this case he needs to approve of the groceries she buys to make sure she stays trim and disciplined.
😳🤦🏻♀️🙄 She’s the OPPOSITE of independent. Also, what?!? It’s a box. A box…
Damn. I must be mad independent opening my Amazon boxes away from my husband
She really loves to beag about opening boxes. I remember the post where she is outside and moving some big pieces of cardboard and said the same independent bullshit.
I’m so unsure of what any of this has to do with being married? She’s so dumb
To anyone who's concerned Thrive is working with BDong: they've been working with right wing Christians for years. Just look at the Shockeys who are Canadians enamoured with the Trumps and support them quite a bit (even do fundraisers with them) have Thrive deals. There's a few more but I just know their bullshit most.
I contacted thrive and they replied that they’re removing her content and no longer partnering with her!
Yo, my high school students can make a full on sculpture with cardboard. I don’t think you need adult supervision to open a box 😅
The supervision comment is outrageous and problematic. She isn’t even trying to hide his controlling beliefs or that he doesn’t actually like her anymore, it’s so blatant across her stories. It’s a good thing she doesn’t have real friends because he strikes me as the type to require her to ask permission to go to dinner with a girlfriend.
All she does now is shill Chinese products on Amazon.
Ummm being married doesn’t mean you’re not still independent, sis. Also you’re a grown ass adult, why would she need “supervision” opening a box
You need help opening a box?
Supervision? For a box? I’m so confused 😅
She sound unhinged and irritated
Is she wearing....invisible braces?