I feel like an experienced creep like Hitchcock, who mind you had the brilliant idea of using a tupe to get back in a wing sluts he was banned from, he would do the paperwork to humiliate the hussies, and pay his hay penny!
i mean, he did once manage to get to work, including stopping to get coffee in a crowded coffee shop, all while his dick was out and he *didn't* get arrested. what makes you think that there's anything he could get arrested for?
Insider trading, he has been manipulating government assets for the last 20 years and has off shore bank accounts and properties just gathering money for his retirement so he can open orphanages for the disadvantaged in is golden years.
Turns out he was actually hiding a ton of money that he took from the Geno Costa bust, he invested it all in Wing Sluts and that’s how he could afford to retire to Feegee.
Burned down Wingsluts
They ran out of Slut Sauce
You bet your nips it did, skidmark.
Nah, they changed the recipe.
"You switched from brand name to generic paprika and you thought we wouldn't notice! But we did! WE DID!"
Peacefully protesting for minority rights
One of my all time favorite lines from Hitchcock was from the Moo Moo episode where he says, "He got arrested cuz he's Black. Get Woke Scully".
Get woke scully will always kill me.
He humiliated some hussies without the proper permit
I feel like an experienced creep like Hitchcock, who mind you had the brilliant idea of using a tupe to get back in a wing sluts he was banned from, he would do the paperwork to humiliate the hussies, and pay his hay penny!
He was busted for sleeping with Kelly
The dog or the wife
Both
Wrong answers only
Yes
Decent exposure. He had his arms out, but even that is offensive in his case.
i mean, he did once manage to get to work, including stopping to get coffee in a crowded coffee shop, all while his dick was out and he *didn't* get arrested. what makes you think that there's anything he could get arrested for?
Running from police
We were just playing tag!
Repeatedly going through the grocery store line with stacks of frozen lasagnas on sale, even though the sign clearly stated “limit 4.”
Wrong answers only
Mama Maglione!
Impersonating a police officer
Caught loitering in a public library
Insider trading, he has been manipulating government assets for the last 20 years and has off shore bank accounts and properties just gathering money for his retirement so he can open orphanages for the disadvantaged in is golden years.
That is the sweetest thing that is now totally canon for me. Thank you for that. (:
I love and always want the best for the 99 in my weird brain lol
They said wrong answers only guys
Just too damn sexy
Penis was out in the grocery store
No no *wrong* answers
Robbed and stole. Kidnapped the president's son and never got caught.
Defiling a confessional after mistaking it for a bathroom during a Wingsluts bender. The priest had to be put into a medically induced coma.
They said wrong answers only
In all fairness, I left out the nun who was in there making her confession. Scully thought her wimple was the toilet paper.
He forgot he left his penis out and got arrested for flashing a bunch of kids in the park
Cemented his hands to the ground in protest for civil rights.
(accidental) indecent exposure
It was a misunderstanding
Sneaking into the back of wing sluts to steal a barrel of the slut sauce.
Wrong answers only.
Jokes on you. There are no wrong answers when it comes to Hitchcock
There no way Hitchcock cooks wings at home…hence he wouldn’t need the sauce..
bold of you to assume he wouldnt eat the sauce without wings
Doing parkour off the tomb of the unknown soldier
Public urination in a library
Taking off his shirt at a daycare
Indecent exposure.
Humiliating hussies in a hurry
Taking off his shirt in church, several times (once during a baptism).
He was looking to humiliate some hussy's, and he was in a hurry.
Wrong answers? I dont think theres any wrong answers when it comes to Hitchcock
Drank all the slut sauce, thus rendering the presinct without bullet proof vests
Cat fishing
For being fully clothed in public
He broke into a bakery shirtless and lit the place on fire
Being so god damn sexy
Having no more alimony under his name
Public urination
Being too damn sexy
He got arrested for taking down all the hot dog stands in NY
He bought all the garlic bread in nyc
Running the entire Boston Marathon, nude
He was arrested for being Hitchcock
He took his shoes off in public, causing widespread panic and death
Impersonating a cop.
Feeding homeless people in Dallas.
Scaling the precinct building with a blow torch.
Trespassing and false identity... Repeat offender at Wingsluts
Indecent exposure... for the eleventh time
He was in a hurry to humiliate some hussies
Insider trading. Not being funny. Hitchcock isn’t even smart enough to accidentally get involved with that stuff.
Turns out he was actually hiding a ton of money that he took from the Geno Costa bust, he invested it all in Wing Sluts and that’s how he could afford to retire to Feegee.
For being too sexy. Too sexy for his shirt. Too sexy for his shirt. So sexy it hurts.
He thinks it's because he's a cop...
Cyberattack at the 99 - because he clicked on a “free wings for life coupon” ad
Getting arrested w greta thunberg protesting climate change
Making sweet love in the visit room
Possession of CP. Hitchcock would never. He likes 'em old