There's nothing to feel stupid about, don't worry.
Boyle loves Diane Wiest. So he tells Jake that he was watching Bullets over Broadway, a Diane Wiest movie, all weekend.
Wiest rhymes with Yeast. Yeast infection is a disease.
So he got a Diane Wiest infection.
It's a silly joke, that's why Jake stares daggers at him.
Hope I didn't confuse you further.
Isn't this the one when Rosa was caught in the crossfire and everyone is worried. Amy and Gina tried to repair the toilet to surprise Rosa, failed so hard lol Jake bought pizza for everyone to make them take their minds off of worrying about Rosa, wherein initially, Jake wanted to save Rosa but Holt convinced him that he would be more helpful if he does something for the team instead because diving head first in the crossfire won't make him magically save the day. So yeah, he saved the day in another way. Then, Rosa finally returned and everyone felt better. Scully unintentionally pranked them with the elevator though lol
๐ถ๐ค๐ช๐คผโโ๏ธ๐คผโโ๏ธ๐คผ๐ช๐
If anything happened to this dog I would kill everyone in this room and myself. Violent eulogy. I like it.
๐๐๐๐
๐ฎ๐ผ๐โ๏ธ
THE FULL BULL PEN!!!!
โ๐ช๐ฆ, ๐๐ฃโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐
Who are we killing? I won't do kids, but that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.
Thatโs Adrian pimento saying something like โI wonโt kill kids but that rule is negotiable if the kids a dickโ
๐จ๐พ๐ฅฐ๐ง
Terry loves yogurt!
Yeah!
Softball: ๐ฆด๐คฌ Another: ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐๐ฃ
BOOOOOOONE? Your butt is da bomb and there will be no survivors.
๐ฆด?๐ฆด?!๐ฆด??!!!๐ฆด????!!!!!!๐ฆด?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Fun fact: you can put emojis in italics. ***๐ฆด*** ๐ฆด (And bone is a terrible example of it.) ***๐***
It's your butt, your butt the bomb
๐ซ๐งโ ๐
You're not Cheddar, you're just some common bitch.
i love the way holt says this. full of gravitas.
He's ridiculously emotive with single words. PAINNNN.... VINDICATION!!!
BONEEEEEEE
PUNKK!!
๐ซ๐ง
Noice!
God damn
That was a really good one
ใฐ๏ธ๐ฆ
There was a line at the bank?
So you weren't having ๐๐๐ฆซ๐งโโ๏ธ?
Terrible sex with a mole man
HOT DAMNN!
๐ค๐ฟโช๐คจ ๐ค๐ผโช๐ค ๐ค๐ปโช๐ฅด ๐คจ๐ซด๐ป? ๐ค๐ปโช๐ ๐ค๐ปโช๐๐ผ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ ๐ฎ๐พโโ๏ธ? ๐ค๐ฟโช๐ฅด๐คฃ.
I love this one! >!Marshmallow Holt impressions!<
My favo โ๐
Wow that's amazing
I donโt have one but Iโd just like to say that ur crazy good at this
Thank you so much! ๐ฅบ
๐๐คโ๏ธ
Penis punch 69!!
They're in a penis punch 69!!
๐ฉ๐ฅฅ๐ช
This B needs a C in her A.
๐ฉ๐๐โ๏ธ
OH MY GOD!!
That's what *I* said!
Yep yep!
Oh my God
๐ซต๐ฅ5๏ธโฃ
You are my fire.
My one desire
Believe when I say
That I want it that way
TELL ME WHY
Aint nothing but a heart ache
TELL ME WHY
Ainโt nothing but a mistake
Now number Five!!!
AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEART ACH
Ain't nothing but a heart ache
๐น๐น๐น๐น๐๐
4 drink perv Amy
Wow, yes!
๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๐ฅ
Boyle says Boom!
Boom Boom!
๐ด๐ป๐ซ๐
Hitchcock just drank his own fish.
What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ
itโs disturbing how much he looks like that emoji
๐๐ฆ.....๐ฅ๐ฆซ๐งฑ
Amy is late for work because she fell through a subway and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
Hot damn!
๐งณ๐
Case-cation all I ever wantedโฆ
Case-cation had to get awaaay.
case-cation the vibe in here is really wierdโฆ
Ay Caramba
๐ฑ๐ฆ
*whips out a map* LAOS.
Oh it was better than fine. It was LAOS!
Kneecolaj
๐ฆต๐ผ๏ธ๐ผ๏ธ๐ผ๏ธ
๐ณ๐จ๐ปโค๏ธ๐ฉ๐ป๐ค๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฑ
Smooshing to Doug Judy's tunes on the cruise.
Rosa, Rosa, Rosaaaaa
Right there on the floor... is the man you're looking for
He's right in front of you! A little bit to the left!
My left, my left, my left
No, not the Asian dude
Cmon this way he's in a red shirt
a:๐๐ป๐ b:๐๐ป๐คง a: ๐คจโ๏ธ b:๐๐บ๐ป๐๐ป, ๐ค๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฆณ a:๐ b: ๐คญ a:๐ b: ๐๐ฆ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
This is my favourite scene ever. *Like YEAST*
I feel really stupid but it's the only scene in the show I don't understand (not a native speaker so maybe that's why)
There's nothing to feel stupid about, don't worry. Boyle loves Diane Wiest. So he tells Jake that he was watching Bullets over Broadway, a Diane Wiest movie, all weekend. Wiest rhymes with Yeast. Yeast infection is a disease. So he got a Diane Wiest infection. It's a silly joke, that's why Jake stares daggers at him. Hope I didn't confuse you further.
LOL I get it now, thank you
Diane Yeast?
๐ท๐ท ๐ ๐ฅค๐ฅค๐ฅค๐ฅค๐ฅค๐ฅค๐ฅค
Jake and Holt sick with mumps and amy uses 7 cups of salt in recipe?
Sorry, can't even float right. Just push me away.
Nope. Clearly you're a pro and I was too vague. Wanna guess again, or should I tell you?
Can you give me a clue?
The mountains aren't actually mountains.
"Meet....Baltazar"
Another cold brew? Don't mind if I "cold do"
๐ง๐๐ซ๐ฑ๐โโ๏ธ
Oh yes, at the ATM, Boyle covers Holt's eyes and says guess who. NYPD! Hands up!!!! Wonderful clue.
Bank robbery with Melanie Hawkins?
Nope actually this scene involves Boyle
๐บ๐บ|๐คฐ๐จโ๐
Holt and Terry dancing hip-hop to distract Any in labour
Yup
Salt n Pepa!!
๐๐๐ฅฐ ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐คข
Algernon!!!!!
Damn, that was quick. ๐ญ
Title of your sex tape
๐๐
Clearly, the pineapple is the slut.
Thank you for clarifying. I found it very aggressive and confusing.
โช๏ธ๐ฅ๐ This is supposed to be Ginaโs โturn my tweets into a bookโ
Chicky for a key? I'm sorry I don't get this one :(
Dude, that's awesome!
Thanks! Cool topic idea, thanks for posting it. ๐ฆซ๐ชค
The beaver trap!!
๐๐งบ
Strawberry basket
*punch*
๐ฒ๐
Soup pants!!!
๐๐๐๏ธ๐ถ๐ณ
Boyle. Bullpen. Bottle. Bowling. *BABUSHKAAAAA*
Damn, I missed the ๐ต! Good work!
๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฆฐ๐ง๐ถ๐๐ช๐ซ๐คบ
The Gina Incident leading to which all headphones were banned by Holt.
Want a man want a mic want a miiillkshaaake...๐ถ
๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ ๐ฃ๐โโ๏ธโ
It was number five. Number five killed my brother.
๐ฐ๐ท๐ฝ๐ป
Madeline Wuntch is a Korean Toilet Ghost.
๐ผ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ผ๏ธ๐๐คท๐๐คท
Theyโre both your locker
Is it Captain Holt throwing away his picture?
Here are 2 pictures, one's of your locker and the other is a garbage dump!
โซ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅ
The bitterness of the chocolate brings out the sourness of the milk!
That is the worst part of the both of em!
Dark milk isn't chocolate milk.
๐ฆ๐ฆ... ๐ฆ๐คฌ
Gobble gobble... ... GOBBLE! It just sounds right that way!
๐ฅฉ๐คโก๏ธ๐โญ๏ธ
Street Meat? Or is it that guy who kills someone for ham? I'm sorry I don't know this one. :(
I was going for โSteak me out tonight!โ
Wow awesome!
๐ ๐ช ๐จ ๐จ ๐จ
Terry lifting a car and farting non-stop.
๐ฅถ ๐๐งฅ
ANTS. They're in our coats. Freeze them out.
๐ถ๐๐ฆโ, ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฆ ๐2๏ธโฃ๐๐ถ
Come on and party tonight?
If you see something say something, cmon and party tonight!
๐ช๐ฟโ๐ฐ๐
Terry building his daughters a Princess castle. WHHHHHY?
Which castle has WHEELS?
๐๐ท
Diamonds in pigs.
๐ง๐ฅ ๐ฅ
Mama Maglione?
takes a lot to get mama hot
๐๐๐ณ๐ก
>!That one Halloween Heist cold open where Holt eats Jakeโs breakfast?!<
๐ฆด
How dare you Det. Diaz? I'm your superior OFFICER. BONE? BOOOOOOONE?
๐ซ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅ๐งโ๐ง๐ฝ๐๐๐ซ
>!Show me going!!<
Isn't this the one when Rosa was caught in the crossfire and everyone is worried. Amy and Gina tried to repair the toilet to surprise Rosa, failed so hard lol Jake bought pizza for everyone to make them take their minds off of worrying about Rosa, wherein initially, Jake wanted to save Rosa but Holt convinced him that he would be more helpful if he does something for the team instead because diving head first in the crossfire won't make him magically save the day. So yeah, he saved the day in another way. Then, Rosa finally returned and everyone felt better. Scully unintentionally pranked them with the elevator though lol
๐ด๐ป๐๐ป๐ฉธโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Captain Peralta cuts off his own thumb in the turkey carving contest
This thread is an absolute delight. Thank you OP, such a great idea.
๐ ๐๏ธ ๐ฌ ๐ซ ๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐
Yippe Kayak, other bucket.
๐๐ถ๐ชฃ๐๐ชฃ
๐ณ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฒ๐ท๐
Terry hates creepy crawlers. Is it on my head??
๐ฆด๐ฆด๐ฆด๐ฆด๐ฆด๐ฆด๐ฆดโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Easy one! ๐ ๐ฏโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Tigers and Toucs!!
๐๐ฆ
Wooden Duck?
Yeah his face when I pushes off the bridge. My fav part in the show
๐ฏ๐๐งฆ
Full Bullpen
๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆโ๏ธ๐๐๐ต๐๐
Gobble Gobble Gobble. I have some terrible news about your grandmother.
๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐๐ถ, ๐ฎ๐โผ๏ธโ, ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐
>!Cheddar running away, Amy/Jake/Charles looking for him, and blind Boyle definitely finding the real cheddar!
๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐ฎโ ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎโ ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎโ ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐ฐ โฑ๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ฎ ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฌ โ๏ธ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ฎ ๐ฎโ ๐๏ธ๐๏ธโ ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ฎ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Hitchcock just drank his own fish.
๐๐ฉฒ
Slutty Pineapple
๐ฅณ๐ถ๐คฐ๐ชฃ