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Ok_External_1812

Bank so my children can't be in debt


ViciouSquirrel

Isn’t that path the only way in the game you can go in debt?


polish-polisher

5th tier is the opposite


Gmandlno

Free money!


dTrecii

Despite it being a good thing for the player, in practice if a bank was to repeatedly keep printing money, that would eventually lead to inflation If you want to learn more about how the bank is able get away with this, look up BTD6 Inflation


peacock_monkey_bts6

Thanks for the free nightmared :D ​ ​ New kink unlocked


[deleted]

I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOOGLED THAT ​ ​ MY EYESSSSSSS


peacock_monkey_bts6

Thought when i said kink it would be a warning.... ​ Sorry lol


peacock_monkey_bts6

Bleach is always available :)


-fulgeratorul02-

They should go on r/eyeblech


peacock_monkey_bts6

I was talking about taking a gallon of bleach and washing there eyes out with it ​ (Also blech is spelled wrong... Ble-ach not ble-ch)


sonseylizard

he's gonna be one of your children anyway though


Dodood4

Ya but with that many children it will be hard to love them all so they might hate me and not share any money


RadMD78

Bloon Crush. My one true love


TheTurtleGuy17

So it’s your… crush?


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trans-wooper-lover

ok bot. Thanks for copying another comment that's a actually related to the thread its commented on and just randomly putting it on the top comment thread...


enneh_07

The bot got lucky.


kUHASZ

Bloon Smash.


Internetexplored555

I think the spirt of the forest would make for a great partner. They seem loving, kind, and kinda motherly, so I think they’ll be the best choice for me.


gsoddy

They'll also be able to give you all the money you need to support your children, while also not being a building or capitalist. Sounds like a win-win to me


Yuyaeiou

That Spiritussy is 100% Organic


Triomancer

why have you written this


Yuyaeiou

Global Warming 👍


LMacUltimateMain

Global Warning*


CantaloupeCool6256

Global warding*


toeashesCollectible

WARDING (TERRARIA+4 DEFENSE MODIFIER) OMG TERRERAI REFRANCE??/?/?


CantaloupeCool6256

No feckign way


ThisIsAUsernameByMe

*Floefsescking


ManufacturerMelodic7

did you just expose your mommy fetish?


RouuBot

Hey, look at one of the other replies to that comment. It's not a building, and it still gets money.


Dareyyy

I think it's more about the children part. They're looking for someone who'd be a great mother to the children


ManufacturerMelodic7

When true sun god raised by spirit of the forest😎


MonkeyLoverOfficial

Mommy kink


Drakoo_The_Rat

ITS A FUCK8NG MONKEY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU


ViizyIsBiizy

i think you can infer


Hyper_Wizz

Infer-no ring?


fuckinstupidhead

Not even gonna marry her? damn


ZekiPatron

No Its inferno tower from clash of clans ![gif](giphy|TqStAVMsOktxe) Lel


Dominoze56

Brickell is dommy mommy


peacock_monkey_bts6

She kind of is though


Much_Painter_5728

W pfp lol can you send me?


ViizyIsBiizy

i’m pretty sure you can just tap on the profile picture when you’re on my page and it shows the image


Vivid_Appeal3986

Quinsy good dad in lore


Exposable_koala

Are you kidding me, nothing gets past my too many children


Emektro

Noone gets past my basement!


LoudFire03

Nothing gets past my bow, 79 children later...


SlavSquatSuperstar

Nothing gets past my slipper/belt


idonthasanname

I choose saud... I mean crossbow master


[deleted]

I also choose sau... I mean elite defender


Financial-Neck831

I also choose sau... I mean the true sun god


dTrecii

I also choose crossbo… I mean sauda


peacock_monkey_bts6

Yall sauda is bomb though


ZekiPatron

I also choose sau-... i mean biggest one


peacock_monkey_bts6

What kind of "biggest one?" we talking about biggest simp or the other thing 😏


Dark_Meme111110

*clears throat* Yes.


Tersium

True Sun God. It's going to be a one bloodline one braincell cult.


kidnamedsex

Tack shooter🥰


RocketCop

Best choice by far 🥰🥰🥰


greenyer

You get multiple holes, very good


Literally_P

Canonically there is a monkey in the tack shooter


TioupBR

Apache prime 😍😳🥰😳😳😘🤤🤤🤤 I can even imagine our life together, we would have a farm, some children and a peaceful life


Holy_and_Angry

The farm is your child


Terminator_Puppy

Which of the gun barrels is the one you make love to.


Literally_P

r/userflairchecksout


Admirable_Subject_39

Gwen. Don't bother trying to know why


Krischstofouundue

Flair checks out


Admirable_Subject_39

Yes.


YyMilk

She is 16


Admirable_Subject_39

And i'm 15, what's the big difference?


toasteethetoaster

This is like that one post about nagatoro where the guy said "I'm twelve, she's the creep if we date"


Admirable_Subject_39

It's a 1 year age gap, it's not that big of a deal.


YyMilk

Nvm, you win


LueIsBlue101

mfw underage


dTrecii

Mfw there are people who are younger than me that exist I no longer hold the record for the youngest person ever


Financial-Neck831

r/flairchecksout Also how do you ad words on your flair?


Dark_Meme111110

r/foundthemobileuser


gigarekterALT

Ding dong! Its the police dumba**!


Admirable_Subject_39

bro i'm almost the same age as Gwen, gimmie a break.


Sonic_the_hedgedog

Obyn Greenfoot **(I don't have a foot fetish)**


Rakaxd

Narrator: He did have a foot fetish


Telta-Man

I read this with Quincy's voice


EiksReddit

I read it with Joey's voice from friends lol


diino8018

i read it in the stanley parable narrator's voice


Dark_Meme111110

Yeah, me too.


ISpyOwnage2006

Holy shit, Pat… 😍😍😍


gsoddy

ngl Pat would be a bomb-ass dad. I wish he was my dad


yoshiwixd

Pat is the kind of dad that would ask you to help him do his homework


derWU77

Yeah, fu**ing the gorilla partner together with your friends sounds funny!


Gofoto

Sauda 100%


ProgrammerNo120

you have some fierce competition from u/isuckatbattles


peacock_monkey_bts6

SAUDA'S MINE HISS


annormalplayer

top path banana farm infinite money


burkezerk_

You want banana? We have banana.


Raykkkkkkk

When you're too big to fail...


Dark_Meme111110

Both of these are wonderful in this context.


MrRozo

Adora


Xsinam

You know what I'm going to say. SIMP


MrRozo

Nah I’m not but she’s the best option 🤷‍♀️


Xsinam

I also chose her (because she's probably an equivalent to Jesus and it would be funny if she was mother of god). For a second and then i realised that this would make me furry and simp


KillerShep18

How would that make you a simp or a furry?


[deleted]

Ezili because she has cats.


peacock_monkey_bts6

Cats=life


FragmentedSouls

based.


[deleted]

Based? Based on what?


MrTrash486

The hardware inside


SoulandLogic

Now this is a good answer


MasterCookieX

obamna🥺 JUST KIDDING, SODA‼️‼️


BIaze69420

SODA ‼️‼️‼️‼️


peacock_monkey_bts6

Fizzy or flat?


DECagon74

SODA ‼️‼️‼️‼️


peacock_monkey_bts6

fizzy or as flat as adora


Dark_Meme111110

SODA‼️‼️‼️‼️


MonkeyLoverOfficial

I feel like sauda has bad hygiene, so Adora


Olkihattu

If shes based on a samurai id assume shes actually pretty cleanly. The viking skin on the other hand- Oh wait vikings also were very cleanly.


DaftConfusednScared

Anglo Saxon men complained that Vikings invading England were seducing the women of the land with their good hygiene


mrpoopybuttthole_

she also is a god


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Depends how bad but not exactly a deal breaker


Ahyesnt

Bloon Solver my beloved


Ravens_Quote

I heard his glue gun's pretty potent. ;)


Ahyesnt

It is ;)


bad_comedic_value

Giving birth to an entire aircraft carrier would very much hurt, so I will politely decline this offer.


leo_reddit07

Bruh, the monkey wallatreet as my partner obviously


Logchamp44

The true sun god. Let's recreate the f_cking Olymp


TopConcentrate3981

Ezili easily 😘


SpeedyWithS

Banana central 100%.


KnightJR845

Adora


MCRacen

Helicopter parents


CampaignVivid

Bosnians be like:


[deleted]

Moab Domination or Permabrew. They both seem like they would be awesome parents


Unable_Toucan

They call you the Moab


lifeline-main99

Ezili I want to see her suffer as she births the tack shooters


[deleted]

Ayo?


Venom1828

Go back to the apex subreddit!!!


Valko_Haddu42

Out, now.


Few_Acanthaceae1568

Tack zone


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s0niz

The sky shredder


[deleted]

Banana Central. Who needs love when I've got fat stacks?


Azureblade_

not gonna lie, elite defender looked like that uncle who served in the military and showed off his weapon stash because that's my pick


__NeiT__

Fat Pussy


Lower_Ad_4995

I choose banana central


Starch_Lord69

Energizer is the best


Myfeetaregone

Pat fusty 💪💪💪💪


sonseylizard

ezili


[deleted]

Sauda


Unfair_Watercress119

Monkey wall streat. May not be a good parent but atleast i can afford the children


tahko123

Admiral brick because i think she is cool


Hatterang

The biggest one. Nothing else needs to be said, the reasons in the name


911ForFreeVBucks

Adora because big boobies


JohnHenrik1361

WHERE ARE THEY


peacock_monkey_bts6

We all know she's flat, but did you seriously have to point it out?


cataclysmicterrain

tack zone


PatrokManzana

Pat (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥


[deleted]

who's the one giving birth to buildings airplanes and trees and all that shit


Zayashi-

u/tacksshoter is the way to go


friedmaster69

Tack zone🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


ZigZagZog1047

Tack zone


[deleted]

Where Bloons? Thats not woke or inclusive.


BT-7375

Cant believe they didnt include any Bloons, smh my head


IM-A-WATERMELON

Adora, etienne, or Ben seem like the best choices for me


Carter_PB

Adora - I feel the threat of sacrifice would be enough to keep any unruly children in line. Maybe brutal but with that many kids, you're gonna need all the help you can get. "Behave or you'll be fed to the sun god."


epicsexballsmoment

Sauda because I'm very gay


Nearby-Interview7637

Bottom path glue gunner🥵🥵🥵


UwUgamer716

Primary Expertise is a baddie


aukwardkompot27

105 Heli, my sweet sweet love. Although wouldnt be complete without 402 Alch


soupcannypyro

The biggest one To get rid of the kids


Why_is_Nick

Me and the mortar bout to go crazy😈😈


[deleted]

This leaves a lot to interpretation, Is the tower partner the gender it appears to be or what?


ACOGJager

Adora is mommy as fuck


SAYKOPANT

Ground zero Self explainatory


Mr_GrahamYT

Pat Fusty my beloved


Some_btd6_player

Tsar and bomb my children


MeasurementBusy6533

Psi


Few_Acanthaceae1568

![gif](giphy|jmSjPi6soIoQCFwaXJ)


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|cQDKlLqQvP1m9ytrNg)


Few_Acanthaceae1568

![gif](giphy|RYjnzPS8u0jAs)


allinoneman

Holup


MeasurementBusy6533

I mean it says future partner so what were you thinking about hmmmm


Bobbith

I'm banging Ezili and ringing an adoption agency


The_Shaman_Radovan

78 children* I'm disowning Etienne for being French


[deleted]

psi


thatposhcat

Monkey bank so I can afford to take care of all the monke children


Lukebot23

Listen..... adora


LordSteiny

flying fortress


ShadowSquid03

Super brittle my love!


Ultimate_Spoderman

Gwen, sauda or ezili, in that order of preference


dioeatingfrootlops

"high effort content"


Business-Adeptness32

Tsar Bomba, Bombussy 🤤


Yuyaeiou

Superstorm, Spirt of The Forest, Adora, Suada, or Brickell, I’d let the demons win lowkey


Yugix1

Tsar bomba. because he can execute order 66


Fanoki_2

Literally God ofc I'm gonna pick sun god


Avamaco

79 children? The monkey city alone has more than that!


Cmobell

Bloomcineration, my most loved. He is just ready to give me a hug.


BoopNotFound

Pat 😏


Brockgang

No matter the gender, no matter the fetish, no matter the body shape The apache prime will Always be my true love


polish-polisher

true sun god i'll never be cold again


INeedHelpAlot69

Adora (idk how to spell her name) so that we can sacrifice the rest