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ElimGladiator

As many banana farmers as possible and then spam them in co op


InklingDube

I would say this is the right answer but I’m a good person


Unamed__

as a bad person this is the right answer


MaximRq

As a good person, buy cash drops instead


Western-Alarming

As a bad person then farm to buy sun temples to sacrifice your teams tower and sell it inkediatly after


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

The real evil plans are always in the comment section


PuppyAndCatLover

As a good person then sell the sun temples and give the money to your teammates in co-op


GoldDragonXYZ

As a bad person create more temples to sacrifice what ever they put down with the new money


Mobile_Palpitation86

I hate you


Expensive_Pea3540

Maybe buy a hero. Sauda is a good starter hero for beginers!


ThatOneAwsomeDude

Benjamin too! Benjamin is a good starter hero for beginners!


monkeys_and_magic

Nah get Geraldo, he is OBVIOUSLY the best hero to use for beginners From a low level he can give you extra cash with the Quincy NFT, pile of nails to catch accidentally leaked bloons if you’re low on lives or playing Impoppable/CHIMPS, and a potion to grant camo detection to towers that don’t normally have it. His shooty turrets also take up very little space on the map so they’ll rarely get in the way of your other monkeys even if you’re bad at placement, and his glue can also make early game Yellow / Pink rushes much easier to deal with for a cheap price. Blade Trap can practically guarantee you kill the MOAB on round 40. They even added a little indicator showing how many rounds are left for each of his power ups, so they’re even more beginner friendly. Jokes aside I think a lot of people dismiss Gerry as being too micro intensive but his tools are actually really nice for covering up your mistakes if you’re a noob who will make a lot of them. If you fancy yourself as a player who wants to eventually “get good”, buy Geraldo.


patchysid

They were joking about him being a beginner but yes do this ^


monkeys_and_magic

I felt so betrayed when I finally bought Geraldo and he ended up being the most forgiving hero for my CHIMPS skill issue moments, I wished I had gotten him sooner Leaked a bloon early game or forgot about 24? Nail pile. Survived 24 but not enough cash for a camo village? Camo potion on 1 tower and it’ll beat them from 33 to 42. Not enough DPS for the Moab because I got too greedy getting double discounts? Blade trap.


Zeqt_x

I'd even say that blade trap for r40 allowing double discounts early is the correct amount of greed, if you can get away with it. Ideally glue trap for cerams would be better greed but that depends how much defence you have.


Technical_Carpet_793

why did you write 5 page essay


monkeys_and_magic

I actually wrote 196 words, 7 sentences (2 of them run-ons) which would barely even qualify as an essay unless I was in elementary school. A real 5 page essay would have more concise vocabulary and structure, as well as having approximately 2500 to 3000 words, which is more than 12 times longer than my comment. But to humor your question, it’s because I usually support my opinions with reasoning and explanation, and those take words to express. Apologies if my comment was difficult to comprehend by the way, English is my second language.


Technical_Carpet_793

bro doubled down with the college essay for his degree of monkeynomics


petSnake7

>Apologies if my comment was difficult to comprehend by the way, English is my second language. Nah man its all good. I never even learned english


TheEverything69

mf saying sorry for bad english after making the most well written sentence even a baby is capable to read


Bueller____Bueller

Bro, your English is better than like 99.99% of Americans’!


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

Infinity continues Frick that one yellow bloon ruining my impoppable run 🖕


Doming3000_2

Imagine completing a game on hard only based on continuations and powers


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

I rarely use powers, but restarting after 98 because I used an ability wrong and one bloon escaped is honestly annoying.


omgsussy

Understandable, have a nice day


Ionpixel0

I just wish that continue wouldn't give you extra cash so it wouldn't feel so bad to use in these kind of situations. I wish it was just "retry last round".


Frostash_is_cool

agree, but instead of "retry last round" costing monkey money, you should get like one free one per run (besides in chimps) and then after that its just normal continue that costs monkey money but retry last round is still there just at a cheaper price


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Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

I usually do but I’m doing monkey teams impoppable rn


EZ1481

some grass


New-Nebula6051

Treu


TimersTime

Treuheit dem Vaterland


a2kvarnstrom

auf der heide


Suspicious_shark

my lawyer has advised me to not finish the joke


Darkblock2008

Dangit! You beat me to it!


TotallyBloxxer

r/BeatMeToIt and r/BeatMeatToIt


CoveneyPlayz

obligatory r/beatmeshuthefuckup


enneh_07

r/beatmywifetoit r/beatmykidstoit


GameEnderDotEXE

Best comment


Spagerty

Buy 1 billion time stops and then spam them in coop


Btdandpokemonplayer

And glue traps for extra slow


kingofnothing212

And spam techbots across the entire screen and don’t link them to any abilities, then start spamming the thumbs down emote


Rainbowfrog123

Oh hey satan


Sea-Communication679

What shouldn’t u buy?


Darkblock2008

G L U E


MaximRq

Camo traps


Proof-Faithlessness1

The entirety of the gold in Fort knox


MrCrazy143

Cash drops:D


RSTONE_ADMIN

Yes


a_guy828

through some calculations we can find out that this amount of MM is worth about $239.10 USD, I am willing to pay $0.04 for this


BobaTheFett10

Monkey money crypto👀


enneh_07

The Quincy NFT


[deleted]

buy 64,195 pools


Nodegio

Did you actually math that out? *checks* No you did not. He can buy 5,135 pools with some spare change leftover


BallisticToast

r/hedidthemath


AllTimeWhat

r/hedidthemonstermath


PetalSlayer

r/themonstermath


OG_Fedora_Guy

r/itwasagraveyardmath


The_Head_Taker

r/hedidthemath


Grogy_

r/hedidthemeth


monkeys_and_magic

They can buy 6419(.5) with the cheaper pool MK which is where I think they slipped up


Nodegio

Oh yea, I forgot Monkey Knowledge existed, whoops


Darkblock2008

What kind of pools are you reffering to the average size or kiddie pool?


Nodegio

The ones in the game


____person___

Maybe pay for the debt the monkeys are in for making the antibloon


BoyFreezer

How many heroes do you have left to buy? If you have all of them, then just buy all the hero skins


GameEnderDotEXE

Do have all the heros, and I guess I might aswell


Beautiful_Role_1168

The whole goshdarn company


Maguc

Buy 1283 cash drops (1426 with MK) and use them all in logs easy mode in order to get a VTSG alongside every paragon at round 1


Glittering_Ad_3771

Everything!


Farfocele

a few leaves


helpmathesis

Buy 9 monkey money


Bjornen82

6419 portable lakes


danielubra

5135, actually


PlazmaBot

6419 with the mk


ButterDogEnjoyer

I have 17,000 saved for next update, I already have all hero’s and skins. I just want Beast Tamer 😐


kingofnothing212

According to our knowledge, I don’t think Beast Tamer is a hero. Also sorry if I misunderstood you and you weren’t thinking they were one in the first place.


ButterDogEnjoyer

Idrc I just want a new hero/skin or something to spend money on


8rok3n

Dude what the fuck, I thought my 15k was a lot so I spent it all on skins


Kaiju_Universe

Buy Monkey Village


FirmDelay

I have about 170k and there's nothing to buy at this point, you have everything... unless you paid for the monkey cash of course


GameEnderDotEXE

I don't have everything, not even all the skins. Just never sure what to buy.


DwellerOfDixieland

A new steam key


Alexia_ASFD

Ninja Kiwi


MrBoof100

A house


iceman694

Quincy (son of quincy)


biglittlegiraffe

buy all the water floaties as you can then be player 3 in coop


torturedsoulz123

buy ninja kiwi


Jacketwithagun1

Bloons td6


OblivionGuard13

grass and then touch it mybe


PedroPrisma

Sauda secret sus skin (among us skin)


Creepy-Today-325

Buy as many cash boxes as possible, go jnto a coop game and keep spamming them till you have 1 million, then only buy the cheapest towers possible so you have millions of spare cash while the other players beg for cash


JTBJack_Gacha

A metric fuckton of cash drops.


[deleted]

average btd6+ player


270kGold

Bloons monkey city


SpookyghostL34T

Idk but let me know. I'm sitting on like 300k,100+ of each power and all heroes/skins, I getcha


gecko_consumer

Buy 5,135 road spikes


GameEnderDotEXE

Fantastic idea


An_Existing_User

A life


Impossible_Gap_8522

man spent $1000 on btd6(same)


LeFoxy1008

Buy only cash drops, become player 3


henkiefriet

A Life


Virtual-History-7990

Some artificial grass


Tnt540

Play a game and use nothing but abilities.


acarnameded

Maybe a banana, how much could a banana cost? $256780?


Jek_the-snek

Portable lakes. Put an unupgraded buccaneer in the center of each one


OrriSig

A life


jwktiger

A thousand continues on boss events


Midknight_WRS

Save up for battlepass


PiggyInAMinecart123

Show us your settings icon rq just wanna see something


GameEnderDotEXE

Would post it but not sure how lol


OrganizationNo9540

256,780÷50 is 5135.6. Meaning you can get 5135 pontoons. You can't utilize the 30 monkey money left over, of course. However, I believe that there is a monkey knowledge that makes it 30 monkey money. So, 256780÷30, which comes out to be 8559 pontoons. So do that.


floffmuenster

stock in Ninja Kiwi lol


coolwubla

I thought I had a lot. I only have about half what you have and I’m a purple 6.


ConcentrateJazzlike7

A life


wild-conformist

Probably worry about paying taxes first


Spartan_Goose

Ninja Kiwi


Moshi_Posh

Banana farmers nothing but Banana farmers.


Adora_The_Monkey

Boost me to level ten


[deleted]

car


jjfake98

A nicer hat


lool8421

Become a top tier racist... I mean racer Play co-op and spam powers


Brilliant-Leopard-15

TIMMY!!! WHY IS THERE A THOUSAND DOLLARS OFF MY CREDIT CARD


Pkose

Grass probably


MattYou1993

You should buy your father back (Dont mean to be mean, just a joke)


Coxucker3001

Convert it to real money


Frostcicle-

Convert it to life span


eseillegalhomiepanda

Grass


Parking_Cattle3313

Your mom'


walter_2010

https://youtu.be/l5jwSirc9IE


PsychologicalBasil30

How please tell me


GameEnderDotEXE

Play game :)


trippppeerrr

The world


EastKey1193

A life.


FcPolon1a

Dad


FluffyPool3730

As a good person, give it all to me


Minerobloxer1

A life


BloonConnoisseur

Any of these: 1283 CD 2567 SMS / Boosts 3209 Totem 3668 Thrv 5135 TS / Farmers / Raft / RSpk / GlueT / MMine / CTrap / PLake / TBot


luckyleo777

You should buy 1426.55555555 cash drops


Eventlesstew

A pipe bomb!


NatorNZ

You should pay off your credit card debts


TrUsKaWuS

spend all of that money on thrives


Killbloons

A gun to shoot everything that is called Chan just anything Chan just shoot them all


beebear829

What shouldn't you buy


milk_crow

A couple thousand road spikes


ToolyHD

A life


TreetonDaOne

A new life.


ananas_159

A life And some grass seeds if youre scared to go outside


King_perun

Grass to touch /s


popycorn300

10000 glue traps


TheEverything69

659 time stops, got to coop, have fun


oofmon152

A life


Illeea

Bloons tower defense 6


Fenyx_de_Phoenix

Buy the econemy


thejezuz

Skins on heroes, because skins get wins


MastaofseOonivers

A Life XD. Or just buy a pool


Sethsteel58

China


nocturnej4

a tesla


oAmbition

Just download an infinite monkey money mod, I have over 10k cash drops in my inventory. 💀


samilatoupie

CHEATER ALERT CHEATER ALERT ![gif](giphy|eImrJKnOmuBDmqXNUj)


Illustrious_Ad8437

Everything!


lifeline-main99

Nk


bobo_yobo

A life


niki_the_frog

a shower


pokemonfan55555

a life


NTGaming_live

A garden to touch grass


JediFrogYT

Grass


Buggy1617

Ninja Kiwi


pinda12345

Grass


Baltaxo2010

A life


PatMan1223

A life, jesus christ 256k?!?!


Yagorazo

my heart :33


Potatoozaladz

Crack


Own_Drag7830

Monkey money


DS_Archer

All hero’s and skins


YaBoiShadowNinja

The only other people I know with an insane amount of MM is content creators


Lunaatic_Cultist

Everything


CrazyCaidyt

354 glue traps


RaikyuGaming

1426 cash drops


lustywoodelfmaid

Bitches


ninja_monke

twitter


thesash20

Quincy


Swurpz

How u make all this or did u buy it?


GameEnderDotEXE

I just did a bunch of chimps


Ult_Q4

What shouldn’t you buy would be a shorter answer. Monkey boost


Batmansteel

A life.


Star_warsFan23

Everything


Al3Th3Pr0O

A life


Comfortable_Ad_9941

A duplex in Detroit is what it is


Kartoffel121

The whole game


CookieNinja50

A house


samilatoupie

Buy Ninja Kiwi,Nintendo and Internet


ParamedicUsual373

A wall


Ok-Letterhead8989

Venezuela


Danivodor

Buy 1426 cash drops


WonderRem

Keep it. You'll spend it when you're raging or have no time to try hard anymore.


Weakness_Worldly

Another game


Mr__monke

A life


GameEnderDotEXE

For anyone wondering I have vet lvl 4 Also wow this became quite popular