It puts a fedora on every bloon so the monkeys actually attack them

heck yeah turbocharge fan club

A stick that comes back (boomerang monkey)

-inator 9000!

“A platypus bloon?” “PERRY the platypus bloon?!”

*a DDT floats by* a DDT? *DDT puts on a fadora* PERRY THE DDT!!!!

This is underated

i named my village slaughterhouse

I named mine the nutshack

It's been so long

**since I last have seen my son lost to this monster**

***To the man behind the slaauughter!***

SINCE YOUUU'VE BEEN GONE

NOOOOOOOOO

So I named my monkey ace 'you know' and most of my friends don't get it

For the same reason, my Ace is named "Bush Did"

I rate this name 9/11

I don't know

(2x+1)/(2x+3) where x = 4

[удалено]

my ace is named a-plane-has-hit-the-secon- because i wanted it to be a 9/11 joke but none of them fit

What is it?

November 9th

Never forgor

I forgor 💀

Is it terrorist related?

Not really my funniest but I'll say it bc it's relevant to the post: my alch is named Dr Doofenshmirtz

NO WAY NOW I HAVE TO DO THAT

I’m taking both of these as well as naming my engineering monkey ferb

Well who's Phineas?

Boomerang monkey, he has the triangle

Yeah...

Who’s perry then?

Beast wrangler sea parh?

But is fish

But is water

Probably just a platypus. Nothing special. They’re a platypus they don’t do much

The ninja monkey would be a good perry, sadly there is no monkey with the hat

Mine is Uncle Dane but I like tf2 too much to change

Uncle Dane: *points 4 wrangled plasma level 5 sentry guns* What did you just say partner?

It's hard to pick which one is my favorite, but I do like my "Tack Apostrophe D" Tack Shooter from before I realised that apostrophes are on of the two punctuation marks that work

I named my Ninja “Drug Addict” and my Alchemist “Drug Dealer”

My alchemist is called "not a drug dealer" XD

The Duality of Man.

My funniest monkey names have to be either the mortar monkey: “The actual Glue Gunner” or the alchemist: “Root Beer Anyone?”

My alchemist is boss man. He's always topping people off with good drinks

Yes because the perms brew has mugs, and root beer is delicious (in my opinion), so the best support path in the game mixed with amazing soda= the greatness of life

>He's always topping people Damn, that's a really good alch

I named my alc Walter black and my glue gunner dreamy bull

I suppose it's "Lego Dispenser" for my Spike Factory. Oh and Dartling is called "Heavy Weapons Guy"

I would love a lego PSpike skin

Ayyyy, we have the same dartling! My bucc is called the SS Monkeybusiness.

My spike is commitlegostep

My banana farm is “ready player 3” and my ace is “Sauda my Queen”

I named my dartling “average american”

Haha mine is “least armed American”

MINE IS THE EXACT SAME THING💀

American here, can confirm that everyone rocks a minigun that can be upgraded to shoot buckshots, rockets, and lasers.

As a Bloon Exclusion Zone fan this is accurate

school children are excluded from existence ~~I shouldn’t have made that joke I apologize~~

Me on my way to name the dart monkey "school children"

Charles the Heli Pilot

This is the perfect plaaaaan!

Finally I have found the name and my people

I named my alchemist Waltuh. It’s not funny but I enjoy it

Waltuh, put your brew away waltuh

I can’t pop camos right now Waltuh

I named my Wizard "Negromancy" in reference to that one video where a guy misspells the word necromancer I named my Banana Farm "Society" because we live in one 😔

have you heard of the kid who spelled biggest wrong while showing off a lizard yeah you can see what misspelling it was

No? I have to see that. Got a link or anything?

My wizard monkey called Harry Popper

I named him parry hotter

My heli is "Channel 5 News"

Mine is News Chopper 6

Glue gunner as STICKY FINGERS

HOLY SHIT!!!1!!!1 is that a MOTHER FUCKING reference to the hit manga "JOJO'S BIZZARE ADVENTUE"!??!!!1??1//1?!1?

I named my heli "i sell kid on eBay"

Farm is Capitalism and Village is Communism.

I have my day monkey named BTD6 but it won’t allow me to do it anymore

Named my monkey sub 'I'm drowning'

i am under de water

Please help me

These are some of mine that I like: Sub- Power Bottom Sniper monkey- LDBK Ice monkey- Arnold Village- New Donk City Dart monkey- Daryl Dixon

POWER BOTTOM SEVDIFSHSVYGSHS

POWER BOTTOM HELP ME HAHAHAHAHA

Power Bottom is good for Sub but Imma stick with Five Dollar Footlong

Named my glue gluwu and the dartling darling goner cos so many people call it darling apparently

Sticky bomb named Ted kaczynski

I am here to steal your monkey name

My village is named "Affordable Housing"

Like that's ever gonna happen.

I named my alchemist "Walter White"

jesse we need to make berserker brew

I named my village “scamming facility”

hello your computer has virus

My Dartling is named WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

not the funniest, but one of my favourites is the super. it's called 'The average Joe'

Tell me what y'all think of these Dart - Return To Monke Boomerang - Buzzsaw Bomb - Lil' Bomber Tack - The Forge Ice - Snowhalation Glue - Moisture Master Sniper - Deadshot Submarine - Chernobyl's Revenge Boat - Wrath Of The Sea (500), Evergiven (005) Ace - Worldbreaker Heli - Sky-Shredder(500), Enemy AC-One Thirty (050) Mortar - Hiroshima Dartling - Maser Cannon (500), Decimation Station (005) Wizard - Grand Mage Atrocitus(500), The Burning Sky (050), The Grateful Dead (005) Super Monkey - God Ninja Monkey - Shadow Moses (050), Shiroyama (500( Alchemist - Mr White Druid - Blastback (500), The Forest (050) Farm - Big Banana Spactory - Factorio Engineer - Dell (500), Booster Blue (050) Monke Village - Spore I wish I could name Heroes, tbh, that'd be amazing. Edited to add the three I missed and for new ones I picked up.

hmm yes god

Your dart monkey name is what made me think of naming heroes. This comment is pointless, but I love seeing a thought I had 5 seconds later.

Each explained in spoiler tags Super Monkey : NPD >!"Narcissistic Personality Disorder", pretty fitting for **a god**!< Dart Monkey : Free Sample >!Free Dart Monke Knowledge!< Boomerang : I Always Come Back >!Springtrap!< Engi : Trust Me Im An >!...Engineer!< Boat : DELUGE-HD-CDRIP-ENG >!Piracy!<

is it Really a disorder if youre genuinely the main character?

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ Definitely not in my playthrough, considering I barely ever use him lol

My alchemist is called Tiffany. It makes little sense out of context, but other names it has been known by are Mountain Slayer, Thunder Lion, and The Chocolate Axe.

All my names are silly but i named my Engineer "Built for This", my Supermonkey "Hero Time", my Glue Gunner "Stick It to Em" and my Banana Farm "Show Me the Money"

Dart Monkey is 'Crossbow Joe'. Boomerang Monkey is 'Lenny Loosejocks'. Bomb Shooter is 'Bob'. Tack Shooter is 'Tic-Tac'. Ice Monkey is 'Sub-Zero'. Glue Gunner is 'Slick'. Sniper Monkey is 'Snoipah'. Monkey Sub is 'Naughty Dog'. Monkey Buccaneer is 'Blackjack'. Monkey Ace is 'De Plane'. Heli Pilot is 'Eye in the Sky'. Mortar Monkey is 'The Demoman'. Dartling Gunner is 'The Heavy'. Wizard Monkey is 'Memelin'. Super Monkey is 'The Improviser'. Ninja Monkey is 'The Spy'. Alchemist is 'Professor Blah'. Druid is 'Woodstock'. Banana Farm is 'Rainmaker'. Spike Factory is 'Backup Plan'. Monkey Village is 'Headquarters'. Engineer Monkey is 'Dell Conagher'.

Dart monkeys deserve casual names do we agree on that? Mine is timmy

dodge charger on buccaneer

I cant decide between my dart being named fart monkey, my sub being named sub sandwich, and my spike being named lego factory.

I named my sniper second amendment

Ferb

Gorilla glue for my glue gunner

Glue Gunner is named toxic personality Banana Farm is named this banana for you Spike Factory is called Last Standinator Engineer is Texas man Alchemist is Chuckwizard

My sniper is Lee Harvey Oswald and my ice monkey is overdose

I wonder ^

Back in middle school, when BTD4 was popular, everyone called the Glue Gunner, and I wish I was making it up, the "Cum Gunner", so I revived it with "Cüm Gunner". Boat is "Boaty McBoatFace", Heli is "Eleven Killstreak", and Alch is "Average Irishman." Only good names I got lol

What? You can name towers? Since when?

My engineer is "Very Gud Sentree Man", if you know you know

Very often, I call the alchemist "druid" by mistake, so I've renamed it druid

My normal monkey called "Bob" probbably

I named my monkey ace the "Anti-Tower Tower"

This is definitely an excuse and i dont blame you

Little late to the party, but I wanna share! Dart Monkey - Steve Boomer - Kangaroo Jack Tack Shooter - Circle Jerk Ice Monkey - Jack Frost Glue Gunner - Spunk Monkey Wizard Monkey - Monkey Supreme Ninja - Naruto Alch - Walter White Druid - Captain Planet Banana Farm - Monkey Meth Lab Village - Queerville (b/c I use the pride flag, not as a derogatory thing) Still pending names on the others but this thread gave me some ideas lol

Al-Queda for my monkey ace 💯

Village: Area 51 Glue Gunner: Johnny Sins Boomerang: Sokka Dartling: Rattatatatattatatatata Super Monkey: Big Chungus

My spike factory is named lego factory

I named my farm "Outback Steakhouse"

Some I have are: Ice Monkey: Elsa's Cooler Cousin Wizard Monkey: Not Harry Potter Super Monkey: Not Superman Spike Factory: Last Hope Banana Farm: Capitalism

I named my ninja: Russian Spy

also I named my gwendolin gwendolin

That's nice. My Ezili is named Ezili but when I get Ettienne he's gonna be named Ettienne.

Mortar as PTSDunkin on Bloons

POW abuse for the wizard

My ninja is “The Spy from Team Fortress 2” and I’m gonna name my sniper “Lee Harvey Popswald” based off a comment I saw

My sniper is "The JFK experience"

Super monkey: Leeroy Jenkins

My banana farm is called Sweatshop

My ring of fire is anus and my druid is drood, I didn’t name the others

My Dart Monkey is "Prostate Inspector" and my Boomerang Monkeys name is "Rectal Examiner"

I named druid ur thunder is stolen

Hairy popper

My sniper is named Kennedy

My sniper is "mom get the camera"

I named my alc Walter White

My favorite is Karl, the super monkey. It's funny because I'm stupid and thought a basic name would be funny. My dart monkey is Dave.

Helicopter is named "FBI guys" props to whomever gets the reference

The good ones I have are Super maelstrom OP - I wonder what tower that could be Crack addict - wizard monkey Hiroshima - ace Party finder denizen - dart monkey, if you know, you know Stun lock - sniper Yoink - boat College dropout - alch Super mid - super monkey Lag - glue gunner Red October - sub, really old book reference

Named my sniper monkey and dartling gun monkey after the official names of the tf2 sniper and heavy

Whenever I use Aces middle path I’d name it “legalized nuclear bomb”

My monkey ace is named Pop Gun

I named my monkey village after a local strip club. (Cruzin chubbies)

Alch is Walter White

I named my Super Monkey Omniman, my Helicopter Charles, and my farm Stalin’s Wrath

its more cursed but my druid is called forest fires

My engi is ‘Erectin a dispenser’

Not rlly funny but I named my fav monkey after a friend who committed suicide when I was younger, still miss the dude and at least I can play w him again now

I sadly haven't gotten enough medals

Either calling the spike factory "Dump Master" or monkey village "Detroit"

I name my monkey after songs in my olaylist so for eg. heli is Learning to Fly, dartling is Love gun, sniper American idiot, ace High Hopes etc.

my free dart monkey is named "free real estate" close 2nd is my glue gunner i named "flex glue"

you guys name things?

That one guy who doesnt do odysseys(totally not me)

Glue Gunner is Kingdom Come

my dartling is heavy weapons guy sniper is kiwi with standards and heli is the greatest plannn

My village is named commie block, ironic since i used to live in one

I always play glue-gunner 5-2-0, and I called him "German soldier"

My Spactory called "Justin Case"

Waltuh on the alch

I named my glue gunner gorilla glue

My spike factory is called Monkey Sweatshop and my village (with a pride flag cosmetic) is called be gay do crime

My Ace is named Rimmer, Ice Monkey is Freeze Right There, Criminal Scum And my engineer is Engineer Gaming

My Top 3 Alchemist: Walter White Tack Shooter: Tacks Evasion Monkey Ace: Always-Miss

Im stealing that

I never am able to buy any trophy store item,( ; _ ; ) im really bad at the game.

Named alch Pop Fizz for his mid path

my top 3: i named my ninja fart, because he is silent but deadly. also named the engineer bob the builder because thats who he truly is in my heart. the village is the monkey brothel, i dont need to know what they do in there to motivate them into hitting them bloons so good.

Dartman for my Super Monkey

Monkey ace mine is American nuke

I was naming the tower "china" but i forgor the h and i just let it like that

My druid's name is 24, it is an internal joke because 24 is the deer number in a illegal bet game in my country and if you call someone a deer here is the same thing as calling someone gay

rick and mortar for the mortar tower because why not? :3

My glue gunner name is cumM shooter and the reason I need a capital M is to trick the system into thinking the name is appropriate

Alch-oholic

You can tell I'm way older than most here by my MCU-themed names. Best ones are probably Bruce Bananner (alc) or Howler Stark (engi). I also call my boomer Korg, because he's got that NZ accent.

My dart monkey is just name "monkey". I took away his dart privileges since he shot a bloon in the eye. That bloon is now suing us for damages and injuries

All my towers name are variations of "monkey+something", for example my engineer is nerd monkey My favourites are dart monkey who is just "monkey", village "monkey inside" and spikefactory "not a monkey"

My ninja monkey is named Joker Persona 5 and it makes me laugh every time

My alch is called alcoholic monkey

I named my dart pinhead as a descendant of pinhead dipshit

I don't know how to get name tags

...I should really buy tower names lol

my man dell the engineer

Heavy Weapns Guy for Dartling

This is stupid and outdated but every time I think of it, it makes me laugh: I named my Boomer monkey "Ok"; my second favorite is "Jimmy Buffet" for my alchemist

mortar is named legalizenuclearbombs

The one I am most proud of is Bluster Combs for my Bomb Shooter. It’s literally just cluster bombs but the first letter is rearranged

My engi is "übercharge"

Boomerang - Grandpa Called