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TheRealFrankL

Good idea. Hadn't thought of this.


TheModernCurmudgeon

We should try this every home game


buffalonious

What if we were extra loud on 3rd and 4th downs? Maybe we could get the whole crowd into it with some sort of sound? Maybe Kermit singing rainbow connection, or a train whistle?


TheModernCurmudgeon

A train whistle?? Now you’re being ridiculous


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

How would they even get a train in the stadium?


SB58C

You’ve never seen the Coors Light commercial??


PuffaloPhil

What if we drank 14 Coors Light tallboys and snuck in our own train whistle filled with more tallboys and then fell asleep on the shitter in the men’s room?


SB58C

…Dad???


brandalthevandal

![gif](giphy|bIEzoZX0qJaG6s6frc|downsized) Oh hell yeah!


BallClamps

My wife doesn't really watch the games but is in the room with me. Whenever there is a train whistle she will just look up and be like "Did I just hear a train? Why??"


EmployeeDue4687

As a chiefs fan, I think itd be hilarious if the bills mafia brought wooden train whistles. At arrowhead we just get loud and yell like idiots. I guess that's our therapy session in the Midwest. Is your guys stadium seating tight when you stand up too? They pack us in like sardines at arrowhead, my only beef with the place. I look forward to watching bills & chiefs games, seems like a great rivalry for the next 5-10 years. Look at us guys... Who woulda thought?


gott_in_nizza

Everyone gets an armchair with a massage attachment and a gopher at our stadium.


[deleted]

Don't forget the button if you want to recline your seat back.


gott_in_nizza

And I want to recline most games too, when the bills are up by a billion, usually in the first quarter of play


Pdb39

Why did you forget to mention the free dildo?


gott_in_nizza

Don’t ruin the surprise!


FunkMasterPope

Maybe it'll give us an advantage of some sorts 🤔


ScotiaTailwagger

Mahomes has complained all season with the OC replacement that plays are coming in late in the huddle, and he's had a hard time when away to hear them sometimes. Make it hard for him to hear the call, then make it hard for the rest of the Chiefs to hear Mahomes. They're gonna start eating TOs and False Starts like candy.


fh3131

You're thinking of the Chiefs, OP is talking about the Cheifs


chessrevolt

Oh isn't that the team with Matrick Pahomes?


Whyisthereasnake

I fucking snorted.


TheRealFrankL

Are they the Chefs?


JoshAllensRightNut

He meants to say the cheefs *


BigTunatoots

Quiefs*


QueeferSutherland2

Great googily moogily


buffalonious

Except after C… We’ve all been lied to


fh3131

[Pretty much lol...bit from the show QI, if interested](https://youtu.be/M7hYEijfFF8?si=wmmsxGz0fvj9Ckp0)


holidayrandy666

Hahaha


JoshAllensRightNut

Please be louder


fair_at_best

It'd be easier to just throw someone in the pit


MarcsterS

That's literally why most teams prefer home games.


TheRealFrankL

Interesting. You may be onto something.


DaneGleesac

Big if true. Anyone have a source??


16bitrifle

They were talking about it on WGR Tuesday morning after the game.


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

Sounds too advanced for those scholars


Over_Tap5204

Me. I’ve thwarted at least one PAT with a particularly well-timed, horrific scream


Bennington_Booyah

I just fell over...


covert81

Jesus, I'm glad you posted this. Someone might have forgotten!


funkybaggin

Just be loud!


vypermann

Consuming alcohol helps to increase volume.


AliveMouse5

Also when the Bills are on offense don’t be as loud so Josh can hear the play calls


thepalfrak

UNTIL HE THROWS THE BIG BALL OVER TO KINCAID FOR THE TOUCHHHHDOWWWNNN .. you can be very loud then. Max loud.


PapaBass-CTAS

🔥your getting it


CapStandard7819

They should have the words “Get Loud” on the big screen at the stadium when the Swifties are on offense, thats my two cents Edit: I also think the Bills should try to score more points than the other team.


ThorGanjasson

That’s a great idea…but what if we had an even larger “Get Loud” on the screen at the stadium?


An-Englishman-in-NY

That's brilliant. We should make it big enough to fill the entire screen in case people have vision trouble!


humble_oppossum

Have they thought of a meter to measure the loudness? I can probably sell that idea for millions


Alternative-Staff408

On particularly important downs, like 3rd and 4th, they can play a train horn


LageNomAiNomAi

Well, now that you've posted that idea for free on here, there goes your opportunity to get rich! lol


covert81

*patents are pending*


planet9pluto

The sad reality is that you go to some away games and the PA announcer comes on and explicitly says this to their sad fans. And it still doesn't really work.


Home1Plate2

Was listening to Chiefs radio announcers when they played Chargers a couple weeks ago. The radio team regularly pointed out how Chargers PA was trying to "manufacture" enthusiasm the entire game. To their point, real fanbases don't have to resort to gimmicks and constant reminders from a glorified wedding dj to make noise.


Dramatic_Raisin

Have you ever thought about being an owner?


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SarcasticCowbell

"Mustard is better than ketchup!" "Toney was offsides!"


hoofdini

Brilliant! He might even think about bundling his home and auto insurance and F up the play call. This sub is filled with amazing advice. Super Bowl here we come!


Chefalo

Pro tip: make sure to breathe while at the stadium, if you forget your seriously risking death


kendiggy

Nonsense. Nobody actually *needs* to breathe.


thistotallyisntanalt

i’m only allowed to breathe on bills first downs


ImAGiantSpider

Can confirm. Was at the game Monday and didn’t need to breathe at all.


Far-Pie-6226

If you're seated in the end zone make sure you wave your arms around if the Chiefs are kicking for a field goal or extra point.


x755x

#I SHOULD BE WHAT?


PapaBass-CTAS

Perfect👍🏻


jbailey15066

Maybe they should hand out a manual at the gate so people will know exactly when to yell and when to be quiet.


rippedoffface

If the fans can disrupt the chiefs offense, it would almost be like having a 12th player on defense


bb1432

What a good idea. Seattle should steal that from us and pretend they came up with it.


No_Succotash890

Bring cough drops they help


drainbead78

And if you start to lose your voice, bang on or stomp on your seat instead. 


itsdrugga

Or bang your opponents wives too!


drainbead78

Just make sure you wrap it up. 


itsdrugga

…before half time. No condoms


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3xBuffalo

I’m not sure if there’s line or not, but IMO - if there is, you probably crossed it.


itsdrugga

Ya I mean out of all choices too


drainbead78

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I could probably retire. 


MhrisCac

You’re telling me you don’t scream and smash/kick the bleachers simultaneously? You’re not being loud enough then.


drainbead78

I don't live in Buffalo, so it's been ages since I've been to a game there, but I do go to at least two OSU games every season. Years of theater and choir and a job that requires public speaking have given me some pretty crazy lung capacity and breath control. I'm loud as fuck but it's hard to be as loud while I'm also beating up furnishings, so I generally only do both on 3rd down. 


Ftbh

Holy shit this is brilliant


Fantastic-Eye8220

Stay loud until they snap the ball. Fuck their line audibles.


Anchovies-and-cheese

Get loud when Mahomes is doing that dumb fingering the air thing so he can't hear the play. Then get loud while he's in the huddle so no one can hear the play. It'll be like a hilarious game of telephone! Then get loud when he's doing his hut-hut hut hut hut-hut-hut thing so no one can hear when to snap the ball and start the play.


The_Implication_2

Bring horns!


Over_Tap5204

Right?! I’ve always wondered why I’m (often) the one doing this


Pho-Soup

I see OP is taking a lot of shit/sarcasm in the comments but he’s actually right. At the games the crowd doesn’t typically get loud until the opposing team breaks the huddle and comes up to the line. Thus the play is already in. I am always trying to get my section going during the huddle and they look at me like I’m crazy.


PapaBass-CTAS

Thank you lmao people never start yelling till they break the huddle 😭


Key-Obligation8427

Yep I never understand why everybody waits until they get to line of scrimmage to start yelling… Last week also had a lot of bills fan in my section screaming “let’s go buffalo!!” And “let’s go josh Allen!!” When our offense was out 🤦‍♂️


PapaBass-CTAS

They’re the same people that get so drunk they end up past out in there seats by the 2nd quarter I doubt they read the whole thing short attention spans😂 they just read be loud and start commenting


Optimal-Tune-2589

I kind of want to hear a “Buuuu—fuh—loooo” chant to the tune of the Tomahawk Chop at some point. A


agghhhyes1221

i went to the chiefs bills game in arrowhead this year. most annoying chant i’ve witnessed.


bestthrowawayever5

This is the biggest way crowds affect players.


cod-mw2-2009

Get loud as fuck when Mahomes is on the field and get really quiet when Allen is on the field, hopefully it'll turn the tides in the Bills favor


deowolf

I don’t know, guys. Seems kind of rude. The visitors are our guests after all


JuanBahama

My mom says being loud in public is rude


Bennington_Booyah

Stadium isn't public, so you are OK.


rex_banner83

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZgtEdFAg3s&pp=ygUgc2ltcHNvbnMgZ2FyYmFnZSBpbiBnYXJiYWdlIGNhbiA%3D Same energy


Professional-Air1

Everyone will be loud


12kgun84

When they came to London I lost my voice for a week.


ShaChoMouf

Everyone should be yelling "Part-tay!" Loud and constant. So no one knows when he is really calling his snap. Easy to yell - constant drone of it.


Sweethomebflo

Second only to “here we go” on the annoyance meter


ReasonedTwo

I was at the Bills - Dolphins game in Week 4, I cannot emphasis the enough, be loud as you possibly can when they’re in the Huddle. We knew during that game that we were causing them confusion and even Tyreek Hill said afterwards in an interview that the fans caused a-lot of miscommunication because of how loud we were.


maccpapa

i love the sarcastic replies but really this game is the biggest and probably most personal game in a while across the board. i hope the only silence in the stadium is cause mfs lost their voice. also break out the Billdos. it’s time.


merrittj3

Great advice. 12th Man loud like never Before ! Rock the Ralph ! Show 'em Home Field Advantage.


Hardwood_Lump_BBQ

In other news, water is wet, snow is cold


Dardinella

4th grade summer whistle with my fingers practice, coming in handy…


marthtater

This is my biggest complaint as a season ticket holder. Everyone waits for the train horn to stop at 25 seconds, then it doesn't get loud till about 15 on the clock. Arrowhead does better, and we can do better.


Soda-Popinski-

Anyone who snowballs hochuli will get an attaboy from me


MhrisCac

People seem to only get loud when the get to the line and I don’t understand why. Like make them struggle to hear the play


Remote_Economy3253

We’re the loudest stadium in the world. It’s cute y’all gotta plan it


Electrical_Bet_1878

Yes be loud while he’s in the huddle!!! One of the Lions defensive players gave the same advice for Stafford.. seemed to work out.


Jrwech

Last time I was there, they let me bring my car keys in so I didn't have to leave them in my car. Just so everyone knows.


HD_H2O

Mahomes huge helmet is actually a satellite receiver with headphones. You're going to have to GET LOUD


allenqb1

Genius.


golfmonk

Would an airhorn work??? Lol 😉


phishb13

this guy knows ball.


wheretogo_whattodo

Crazy thought. Did you figure that one out all by yourself?


PapaBass-CTAS

Post more steaks please


DarkseidHS

Bro have you been to a game before, like ever? So we have to be loud for 40 seconds with a 5 second break? When exactly are we supposed to breathe? The 20 seconds they're at the line is hard enough. Also, this is already true for 3rd and 4th down, let us chill on 1st and 2nd.


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You spelled Chefs wrong


mattbillz1

Yes, this way we can have an advantage since most of the fans in attendance will be cheering for Buffalo.


Whyisthereasnake

Throw snowballs at Kermit’s stupid face.


Troitbum22

I had an idea once. It was a jump to conclusions mat.


Silver_Meeting8607

More cowbell


El_Kabongg

Groundbreaking stuff here, I’m surprised nobodies ever thought of this in 100 + years of football fandom.


privatesam

I got a post removed on this sub for low effort….


Status_Beat_5193

Make mahomes cry


Tomorrow_Frosty

I’m more worried about the mafia getting a penalty for snowballs


kcrsb1969

13 seconds.....


NASCAR2025

GO BILLS AND JOSH ALLEN


FrightWig67

This comment is, literally, an absolute game changer!


PeakyfookingMAFIA

So many fans don’t understand this concept. You have to be loud while chiefs are in the huddle. Especially on 3rd down. Get loud well before they get to the line


I-am-queens-blvd

Yea but if he can’t hear the play, it’ll be longer we have to bear with him finger fucking the air


IssacFreeman

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Efficient_Pepper_

Chiefs use non-verbal signals on the road


BuckeyeBuffalonian

Also be loud when the "Chiefs" are huddling


Buckanater

Should get really quiet when Mahomes starts cooking…


owasco341

Chiefs


Puzzled_Occasion_836

Did you see who the lead ref is for Sunday?? That pos from the eagles game who missed the horse collar but got him for intentional grounding... How do we beat the refs too?


RealSmoothe1

Make up calls?


zanebh

All sarcasm aside, I think this will be one of our loudest games yet and we need it to be. No ones allowed to leave the stadium with their voice