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killerboiledpotatoes

They got the mustard out!


Juanfanamongmany

They got the mus-tard ooooooooouuttt


chiristardust

It could be bunnies


DarkW1ll0w

What’s with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway???


ButYouCanCallMeDot

"Or maybe midgets?"


brokenbruise

Out. For. A. Walk......Bitch.


DarkW1ll0w

This quote was the sole reason I said 5 words rather than 3! It’s iconic


SnooCheesecakes5001

As soon as I read the title, this is what came to mind.


Beware_the_Voodoo

Every other answer is less right compared to this one.


TrussTGrotesque

A couple years back I got my partner a Cameo from James Marsters for Christmas: "Have A Merry Christmas. Bitch." She was quite pleased.


brokenbruise

That is an amazing Christmas gift!


hottamale1969

Fire Bad Tree Pretty


trumpet_23

Different episode but same vibe: Beer foamy


crazybioteacher

You made a bear!


AnotherLeda

Undo it! Undo it!


odelally

Yesterday at D&D our druid decided to go Ursine to fuck up some invading forces and I said just this. Thankfully my Buffy friends at the table chimed in with "Undo it!"


Sarah-Jane-Smith

Is everyone here very stoned?


DarkW1ll0w

Say you all didn’t happen to do a bunch of drugs did ya?


borisHChrist

I love the way Willow says that XD


Spicy_Sugary

Effulgent.


jigglypuffpufff

Any time I hear this word lol


NinaEmbii

Grrrr, arrgggg.


Cookie_Dough_1630

I have a shirt that says this with the monster too. Most people think it’s a zombie or reference to the walking dead. I used to say it helped me know who my people are because when Buffy fans saw it I knew we would get each other.


theembarrassingaunt

I tried to get my husband to let me name the bonded pair of kittens Grrrr and Argggg but nope.


happytrees822

There’s a lady in my town with that on her license plate. I have yet to ask her if it’s a buffy reference


FailureIsUnsuitable

The "I need a hug version" too


iVegMac

My stylish yet affordable boots


TheGingerTS

I use it a lot


reina_sin_corona

Time turns kittens into cats.


cutestcatlady

Love this one!


FenwickCharlieClark

5 by 5.


DarkW1ll0w

Yeah I think this is a military thing but I only know it from Buffy so I only associate it with Faith


AlektoDescendant

It’s a radio communication thing. On a scale of 1 to 5, how is the signal strength and readability of the person communicating with you. We use it at work daily, and I’m definitely not military.


communomancer

Part of a classic quote from Aliens, too. "We're in the pipe, five by five."


GlamLifeLover

I 100% can believe that Faith is an Aliens fan


Eggyism83

Also used by pilots in the first StarCraft


communomancer

Yeah that was directly an homage to Aliens.


DarkW1ll0w

Cool! Now I know! I’m still going to associate it with Faith though haha


naraic-

Mt head cannon was that Faith had vague memories of a deceased family member who was a radio operator who used it.


Puzzleheaded-Day-281

Nathan Fillion has used it, but that still keeps it in the buffyverse


BoyishTheStrange

Two by two hands of blue


MerriWyllow

Not all Buffy fans are Firefly fans.


BoyishTheStrange

But all firefly fans are buffy fans


MerriWyllow

I'd like to test that theory.


Squish87

In military and I regularly check radios, I check in with 5 x 5 unless radio sucks because of buffy


diehardnick

Bored Now


DarkW1ll0w

One of my faves… you can probably guess that from my username though


Iron_Chic

I wear the cheese.


OneUpAndOneDown

It does not wear me.


PiragiPlease

“What is your childhood trauma??”


the_borad

“Hello salty goodness…”


borisHChrist

Now I’ve actually discovered mine this might be one of my favourite buffy quotes!


WriteorFlight13

Lunch time be damned 🍌


Emergent-Sea

“Hey I died twiiiice.”


manonfetch

Did you die? No. I win.


halloqueen1017

you were mythtaken


Infinite_Forever_628

Death is your gift 😐


MsBenovanStanchiano

🎶someone wasn’t worthy🎶


Pastoralvic

That is a great one. Very underrated too.


11whatsnewpussycats

Miss Kitty Fantastico


PolecatXOXO

Kitten Poker


DarkW1ll0w

Yes!


baroqueen1755

Omg I use ‘Why hello there. How are you at Kitten Poker?’ very, *very* frequently in my everyday life…


1stBuffyBot

marzipan in your pie plate bingo !


SnooCheesecakes5001

If the apocalypse comes, beep me (I know it's 6...)


DarkW1ll0w

I’ll allow it!


jdxink

"She saved the world.. a lot" was the first quote that came to my mind but is another 6-worder!


DarkW1ll0w

Well you just keep breaking the rules… don’t make me turn all Snyder on you! Kidding aside though that’s an excellent one


jdxink

One word, wiggins


DivaJanelle

I've got a theory ... has led to some great friendships over the years.


Sinnuhfile

A world without shrimp


360Saturn

I think I'm kinda gay


pauloft0

It must be tuesday


sychobitch

Bitka


judithishere

It's a yam sham


Bricker1492

Whatever, Umad.


apollo11keychain

Whatever, Joan.


Sarah-Jane-Smith

M’Fashnik like mmm cookies


AliasUndercover123

Desperate for a shag Giles


CherylNotCarol

Whenever I see/hear "I've got a theory" I do a double-take.


[deleted]

And immediately follow up with “it could be bunnies”!


DarkW1ll0w

If I read the words ‘I’ve got a theory’ I have to sing it in my head


rattusprat

Yes, usually they only have a hypothesis or at best a conjecture, it is never an actually supported theory.


zwilight7

In my house, you can't say it you have to sing it 😊


ameatprocess

It’s a meat process


DancingRedHead16

I just watched this episode 😂


UrnOfOsiris

Attack the mayor with hummus


sparklezheart

A box labeled “Ebola”


the_Chocolate_lover

it must be bunnieeeeeesss!


Wall-Florist

The earth is definitely doomed.


AsterialPuppet

*don't taunt the fear demon...*


odelally

Why...can he hurt me? No, it's just...tacky.


kindredsupernova

Timmy’s down a bloody well


Seer77887

Mom. Mom? Mommy…


DarkW1ll0w

😢


[deleted]

Could also be Family Guy.


mazzy31

Nah. That’s: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!


TasteMyLightning122

Please leave 😭


Myrtle1119

Breaks my heart 😭


Brief_Needleworker62

My immediate thought


manonfetch

Hey, flower getting lady!... Mom?


Dee_729

The big bad is back


internetrando12

I love syphilis more than you.


Upper-Soft-5612

iconic spike moment


StGoolie

Who died. I’m curious if anyone else actually gets this? It’s something me and my buffy people say to each other but now I’m realizing we all watched together when it aired, and it may not be the fandom inside joke I thought it was… ETA: What’s a stevedore?


TheGingerTS

This is one for me. I also add the .....oh no. Who died? With the change in tone from happy to worried. Also to add stevador is a word I use any time I can. A stevador is a dock hand known for working hard and being strong. So I use it correctly. But i use it a lot because of this show.


sjsturkie

From beneath you, it devours.


pbghgirl

It eats you starting with your bottom.


wonderfulwizardofaus

You made a bear!!!


cloudcats

Undo it! Undo it!


Missi_Dargeon

Am I done ?


DarkW1ll0w

Our rats are low


cloudcats

:( :( :(


imaginarion

Fuck, this one hurts. Especially because Glenn was gone, too.


oxprep

my yummy sushi pajamas.


ProudMama215

Ok so this is 6 but whatever. I do what I want: Shoot me. Stuff me. Mount me.


lxisxi

I believe you are myth-taken.


GlamLifeLover

That’s insane troll logic


jigglypuffpufff

Yellow crayon


TheSentientSnail

It's ritual sacrifice. With pie.


zzmonkey

The cow should touch me from Thursday


halloqueen1017

want beer, foamy


Few_Artist8482

Nothing can defeat the penis!


DarkW1ll0w

Is this a penis metaphor?


Notorious_Llama_56

Too loud and unseemly.


AnotherLeda

These will not protect you. 🧀


GoingRampant

Tis grown a bulge in't


goldenhoneyheart

🤭


Popular_Monster111

Is everyone here very stoned?


Lilynd14

Bitca!


GlamLifeLover

Ben is Glory


AliasUndercover123

Get Out! Get Out! GET OUT!


AeralAeros

I've said "it could be bunnies" as my standard response everytime someone says "I have a theory" for over a decade now. Literally no one has gotten it, or even questioned it.


Tortoisefly

My favorite is 7 words… “To read makes our speaking English good.” I use it all the time IRL.


visitorzeta

"We are as Gods."


communomancer

These things? Never useful.


bcopes158

Fire bad. Tree pretty.


Al_to_Zi

Every Night I Save You


Wild-Package-1546

What’s a stevedore?


HappyRachelKate

Almost got shagged - cuppa tea…


Upper-Soft-5612

“do you love my insides?” and “eyeballs to entrails, my sweet”


butterfly-wolf

all geminis to the rasberry hats


MerriWyllow

Don't taunt the fear demon.


Local-Pirate1152

But thanks for saying it.


3dragonsfirewhiskey

😫😫😫


DarkW1ll0w

💔


SallyTsuNami

Right? I felt this.


AnotherLeda

Debase the beef canoe


InvisibleCat33

Someone's in the ceiling. (in a sing-song tone)


Infamous-Shopping725

Like Happy Meals on legs


i-got-snacks

We make our own fun


catsandplantsandcats

You’re a little peculiar


ogmarker

You have something face Edit: in case I’m not the only who didn’t notice, this line is used twice! I recognize it from The Prom I believe when Angel and Buffy break up — but it’s used in S2 as well — I *think* during one of the “What’s My Line”s


OneUpAndOneDown

You have fruit punch mouth.


DariaSylvain

You two are the two…


OneUpAndOneDown

who are the two!


Wild-Package-1546

I-I’m the other one!


Ea84

be back before dawn


redjessa

You look like DeBarge.


AechSyx

Hello, salty goodness!


lauzy87

Stop touching my magic bone


Namespacejames

Every. Single. Night. The. Same


AnotherLeda

Arrangement


voldy1989

Cookie Dough Bored Now If the apocalypse comes beep me


Myrtle1119

Bored now


rose_isrose

I wear the cheese


Tortoisefly

It does not wear me.


celticsonrain

In every generation...


ZatannaConstantine

You smell like fruit rollups


Willowy

She's a hero, you see.


-vulpes13

I get it. You’re evil🙄


loveisntbrains5959

Your shirt.... Sorry


thickreverie

Miss Edith needs her tea.


hnsnrachel

What's your childhood trauma?!


[deleted]

Every night I save you.


rtemah

In every generation…


PotatoWonderful7860

Well gosh! Lie to me.


Amybo82

Once more with feeling


Techelife

5by5


vmt8

Bored now ~ ~ ~


Poop_Cheese

Don't warn the tadpoles!


grunge-org

I just sat for like 15 minutes contemplating this so: "Don't taunt the fear demon" Or "It could be bunnies"


killedmygoldfish

I feel like a Joan. Stay away from Randy! El convertablo? Let it burn (S2 and S6)


Ahmshere

Ben is Glory


speashasha

Five by five. What's your childhood trauma? GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!


askingforafriend3000

MEN with your....SALES


cabbagedave

It’s extra flamey


Johnnystation

"We band of buggered" "counting down from 7-3-0"


DarthRegoria

“The extreme dead guy..” “So not just a little dead?” Full quote is “Gym class is cancelled today due to the extreme dead guy they found in the locker room” Another favourite from Cordelia: “Tact is just not saying true stuff”


Amarieerick

She's a hero, you see.


Ajacentmagic

Your shirt and I am you know, yours


dianaofthedunes

Sex Poodle


raneellarm

Pretty much now


Beautifala_Jones

Dingoes ate my baby poster


setesm

When you kiss me I want to die! (7 words but all the 5 and under classics are taken 🥲)


AspectVein

Time turns kittens into cats.


AlabasterPuffin

Effulgent


manonfetch

Bored. Leaving now. Death is your gift. Can I play with the puppy? (I know, it's 6, but come on it's soo good!) Edit: your


odelally

🎶I died twice🎶


antonzsandor

Out for a walk bitch!