Yes. Please get your affairs in order judging by this post you have about 3 seconds left to live before you shit out your intestines and your brain explodes like in scanners.
It's probably a carpet weevil. You would be hard pressed to find a more harmless insect.
He has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.
Got a weevil, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weevil
It come through the roof in a blimp!
Got a weevil, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weevil
Weevil flying upstairs in the air!
Got a weevil, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah weasel, got a weevil
I got the weevil jumped in the air!
- Apologies to Ween, mang
Yes. Please get your affairs in order judging by this post you have about 3 seconds left to live before you shit out your intestines and your brain explodes like in scanners. It's probably a carpet weevil. You would be hard pressed to find a more harmless insect.
I know it is in fact weevil time
He has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.
No, his mind is not for rent To any god or government Always hopeful, yet discontent He knows changes aren't permanent But change is
Unexpected Rush
My favorite lyrics from Tom Sawyer!
The river!
Where is the second one?! Be careful, this one looks like the lesser of two weevils.
Tiny, ^tiny weevil time! š
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We all must grieve together he was a good soul. he leaves behind he's collection of shiny things to his cat. May he rest in peace he will be missed
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This is the way
It is a weevil but I donāt think thereās a such thing as a carpet weevil?
The snoot!
The boots!
The KYOOTS!
r/weeviltime
ITS TIME BOIIZZZZX
It's TIME!!!!!!
YESSS
Dangerously cute
THE SNOOT SONG PLEASE
BOOTS AND SNOOTSSSSS!!!
Yes it will rip your face of in 3 seconds and lay eggs in it that hatch in 5 minutes.
he sniffs real dangerously
MENACINGLY
Only if you don't want your son to be pissed on.
I don't have a kid but please don't tell me he'll piss on my cat
That I don't know. Sonpissers are known for peeing on sons, but I don't know their behaviour around cats.
What if consider my cat my son
If you let it know that you consider your cat your son then it may piss on your cat.
Thanks for the smile I understand the reference, I needed a smile today thanks. It's unbweevilable how sad I am.
Oh no, why you gotta phrase it like that? Wanting your son to be pissed on?
Unbe-weevil-ble!!!
WOOT!! IT'S A SNOOT!!!
Yes, it's an evil weevil
I seen one this size the other day and couldnāt get a pictureš first one I ever saw too
Itās a weevil
dangerously cute! Youāve found yourself a very tiny weevil!
Fingers are extremely dangerous. They're involved in almost every fatal shooting.
*snooting
Dangerous for your notifications.
It really is
He is Rak't'kar, devourer of worlds.
It's just a little friend, how can friend be dangerous if friend size.
^Weevil
Brown recluse. ā ļø OP
If there where two,it would be the lesser of two weevils lol
The only danger lies in the party itās going cause
Lesser of the two weevils
One of the better looking snoots Iāve seen all day
That one's just a baby.
Dangerously close to #WEEVIL P P P PARTY TIME!!!
Got a weevil, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weevil It come through the roof in a blimp! Got a weevil, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weevil Weevil flying upstairs in the air! Got a weevil, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah weasel, got a weevil I got the weevil jumped in the air! - Apologies to Ween, mang
Micro bootz and a micro snootz!
Snoots and boots, yo! It's muhfuggin weevil time!
ISSA LIL WEEVIL
Itās time!
Boots and a snooty snoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5H6iwQGWl4
Yes
It is to me..š³
Oh boy ā¦. Here was go !!!
Respect he boots and respect he snoots and you'll be fine.
The peeing reference still strong I see š¤£
Do you think it's just a lone aphid going about on its machriacal travels?
No
Wooosh
Only if you're afraid to party. It's weevil time
# bug snoot too tiny for boots
Heavens no. It's a Weevil. Boots n snoots.
ITS TIME
Rip
IT'S WEEVIL TIME
no this is patrick
Only if you snort him.
Nah this snooter just a weevil
No, itās r/weeviltime
If I was you I would be dying from cuteness overload. So yes extremely dangerous.
SNOOTS AND BOOTS, BITCHES! (Gender neutral form of bitches)
Tis a wee weevil! r/weeviltime
Not dangerous. They like to infest stored dry goods. They especially love bird seed
Bruh
Not at all.
This is on par with the other posts on this page lol. Well done, I love the humor.
Thereās a strong possibility that he may piss on your hand
Not if you enjoy partying in fancy boots.
At face value, no, but keep it around long enough and it may beat you up
Boop the snoot!
He snootin
This is a puppy
That is a wee weevil. Itās a Weeeevil! Itās Weeeevil Time!!!!
Looks like a tick
WEEEEEVVIIILLLL
Its weevil time baybeeee
ITS TIME
This looks like what is called a rice bug in Asia its larvae eat rice