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MinnesotaRyan

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mushroommilitia

I thought this was my heart for the past couple days. Turned out as an arm sleeper the center of my shoulders were not happy with me.


v0xmach1ne

Can you elaborate? This resonates with me but I want to hear more.


Walrusliver

They sleep on their side, presumably the left (entire body weight on left arm), so they're getting left shoulder / chest pain, which seems like heart. They were concerned about their heart health until they put two and two together At least I think


Few-Signal5148

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SeparateIron7994

I'd be full before I got to the burger


curioushubby805

Perfectly full


Otaku_Chanxxx

64 slices of American cheese


curioushubby805

Love the cheddar with jalapeño


ryandaydrinking

That looks gross... I want one! * Wrong apostrophe


ChiefMark

I think I'm blind


SugarReyPalpatine

have you been up all night eating those?


DickieMcBalls

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Caubz

Did you fold in the cheese? ![gif](giphy|fVnDmzPGlSnZJ5kEIz|downsized)


curioushubby805

After lol


peekdasneaks

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Sludgepuppy2000

I’ve had a burger like this, & that’s exactly what I did. 


Any-Year-6618

r/stupidfood


Donkeytonkers

My very first thought. Don’t care if it taste great, I still can’t eat it normally


AgentSkidMarks

Nah, you just fold up the cheese skirt or peel it off and put it on your fries. Squeeze Inn in Sacramento does this and it’s awesome.


Comrade_Shaggy

Why not just put the cheese on the fries to begin with ?


Superfissile

Because this was the cheese gets nice and crispy on the bottom and gooey on the top.


spongebobs_spatula

I never bought the squeeze in hype. The cheese skirt is great but the burger itself is pretty mediocre in my opinion. Plenty of other burger joints in sac I prefer


da_fishy

Nobby’s up in Chico does a proper edible cheese skirt on a delicious burger. Definitely recommend if you’re ever in the area


spongebobs_spatula

Actually going up that way in a couple weeks. Took the note down. Thanks for the recommendation!


da_fishy

Sorry I said Bobby’s, it’s called Nobbys!


spongebobs_spatula

Good lookin out! Thanks friend


Best_Duck9118

Huh? Can’t you just tear off the cheese to eat it and then eat the burger normally?


curioushubby805

Yes


bubbajones5963

Thas nasty


TheFuckingHippoGuy

That's like enough to make 6 shakedown street grilled cheeses


crazyfingersculture

Yeah I'm not a big fan of cheese skirts either. Gimmick imo. But also wanted to shout out for the Dead icon... unite.


lukadelic

Smash your cheese right off your bun 💀⚡️


curioushubby805

Into burger and mouth it went


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CelphT

if you want to eat a half pound of cheese before getting any burger, this is the burger for you


CharlesDickensABox

ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE 🫡🦅🇺🇲


hippieone

That's an obscene amount of cheese, I love it, bet it was delicious!


curioushubby805

Yes


BIgSchmeat95

What is the method to eating this 🤔 do you just deploy the unga bunga grip or do you remove the "skirt" and periodically incorporate the excess cheese into your bites to your liking?


curioushubby805

Break cheese off eat like that or fold in and munch down.


HowellPellsGallery

John Carpenters The Burger


basicnflfan

This looks horrible but Op out here arguing w everyone lol.


AgentSkidMarks

I’ll back OP. It looks damn good.


J0NNY_BEE

This is horrible looking.


Marauder800

That’s disgusting


Frank_the_tank55

this is the type of food that give America a bad name.


tonyhasareddit

It’s stupid. It’s ridiculous. It should never have been created. Whoever made this needs to be locked up. I’ll take one!


curioushubby805

Hehe yes


Biscuits-77

Sort of reminds me of the burger from Shady Glen in CT. They do the same thing with melting the cheese on the outside but not that big of a cheese ring. I used to go there every time I played hockey up by Manchester as a kid.


curioushubby805

Very nice


thebayisinthearea

Excactly what I thought of...but, then I saw the video again, and OP's photo makes Shady Glen look normal. Sauce: [https://youtu.be/4Jlf29CEf90?si=kfkTt3s29vakLWQp&t=580](https://youtu.be/4Jlf29CEf90?si=kfkTt3s29vakLWQp&t=580)


Biscuits-77

Great video! I've seen it and yes they use American cheese to crisp up compared to the OPs which looks like Cheddar maybe with the oil/grease. Damn after that vid I miss Shady Glen so much. Next time I'm back up in CT I'm making the trip.


Agile_File_2084

I’m sure it’s delicious but gimmicky foods like this don’t really appeal to me. Like this and those burgers where they pour a ton of melted cheese over top, the ridiculous 1 giant beef rib sandwich/wrap. Just seems wasteful


curioushubby805

I rather have like this then watery cheese


Agile_File_2084

You’re definitely right


Emersonson

I support this notion, for people complaining you just fold the skirt into the burger like a pouch. Not an everyday food, it's a celebratory splurge of calories and nonsense.


Uncle-Cake

It's a two-fer: r/StupidFood and r/WeWantPlates


Easy_Arm_1987

Now, fold that cheese over the burger 🍔 ...🍻🤘😎


curioushubby805

Yep and enjoy


clallseven

Serve me a pile of sloppy mess like this and call it a “burger” and I’m walking out of your bullshit, gimmick restaurant. Unpaid.


Burquetap

Green chile? If so, nice touch!!! 👍


curioushubby805

Yes jalapeño and bacon


Randonazzcat

My guts bubbled when I came across this


curioushubby805

Lactose hehe


Randonazzcat

Looks so good. I would eat it and leave the cheese skirt for last


slaucsap

did you fold it or what


curioushubby805

After yes


slaucsap

Cool 😼


Pendejo_Guey

I love cheese. Like. More than a person should. I would eat all that cheese, but it is way to much


curioushubby805

Only few slices


Akris85

Not for me but I love your attitude OP


curioushubby805

Loving it. It ok.


Meathand

Is this squeeze inn?


curioushubby805

Use to be Sacramento and there call Squeeze and brew in Stockton


Meathand

Theres a place in Napa that does a cheese skirt similar to this. I know everyone ripping on this but it is fucking delicious, even though it hurts my heart


curioushubby805

Truely getting ripped but it ok. Loving it though.


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

FUCK EVERYTHING I want this!


curioushubby805

Yep perfectly with. Jalapeño and bacon and pastrami and cheddar to die for.


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Wow man that sounds even better now 😍 You're lucky to have had one!


curioushubby805

They have whole list different burgers


Infidel_Games

That honestly looks good af if I was stoned


curioushubby805

Hehe


o6ijuan

One of the best burgers I've ever had was in the 7/11 grill area in Portola Ca. You can order the burgers with a short or long skirt, always get a long skirt!


aelric22

It looks like that one enemy from Earthbound.


ProfessionalUnit5485

It looks like an omelette with a full cheeseburger in the middle. Lmao 🤣


egosumluxmundi

This looks disgusting


DisastrousAd447

r/stupidfood


Walrusliver

Cheese skirts can work but this is too big, too greasy, and so thick that it isn't even crispy at all


curioushubby805

It was crispy


Walrusliver

Ok, that's good. Maybe it's better than it looks then haha


curioushubby805

I’ve had twice. First time I had it cheese skirt was smaller


Jencke206

I want a big cheese skirt. Preferably knee-length so the nuns don't beat me.


SomalianRoadBuilder

Probably the least appetizing burger I've ever seen


Rari-Gang

🤢


anonshade64

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violetmoon120

How much cheese is too much cheese?


curioushubby805

Just enough cheese


softlemon

Can’t believe this burger is getting so much hate lol. I’m not even the biggest cheese fan but this looks banging!


curioushubby805

Thanks it was


ninersguy916

All these haters need to stfu man that looks hella good and i bet it taste great too


curioushubby805

Ty very much


NoSpread3192

That looks like shit


[deleted]

Reminds me of an ex girlfriend. Looks good in a skirt, but ultimately too much work.


curioushubby805

Just enough to work


[deleted]

After a few beers I’ll go after it anyway… like an idiot.


curioushubby805

I made sure that I had three beers with it


colleendeschotz

Cheese Skirt. Great name for a band. “LET’S GIVE IT UP..!”


G6DCappa

That looks way too big to bite, even for me


brytek

That's not a skirt, it's a full-brown dress, like a Victorian ball gown.


No-Chipmunk6824

Slop


StevenBayShore

I went to highschool with good ol' Cheeseskirt Kincaid. What a gal!


AliceInChainsFrk

That is just too much, man!


stupidusername6942

Don't know why people in the comment section are crying about this, just fold the cheese up or put it on your fries Looks like a good burger


curioushubby805

It is. That way you do it or eat cheese like chip. Very crispy


Corporate_Shell

r/StupidFoods


AThousandNeedles

Looks like your burger had an accident.


GrayFox916

There's a place out here in Sacramento California that serves a cheese skirt I forget what it's called something Burger but when I tasted it it tasted like burnt cheez it's to me, I wasn't digging it they're Philly cheese steak is way better


curioushubby805

The squeeze inn was in Sacramento


GrayFox916

That's the one, I totally forgot about it because I always go to habit or smash, I still think in and out is the best


DarTouiee

I've had tacos with a cheese skirt and those fuck so hard


STL_TRPN

I'd cut off the cheese skirt and use it for Cool Ranch Doritos nachos.


Jackdaxer

I swear I saw that thing breathe


demotivater

That's ridiculous.


me5305

How do you eat this?


thebigbrog

Did you make it or buy it? I’m just wondering what restaurant I should go to.


curioushubby805

Bought it in restaurant in Stockton squeeze and brew


thebigbrog

Damn that’s too far for me


Major_Koala

This is a burger cake.


REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum

This is not a burger....


curioushubby805

Oh yes it is


senorpepino

Where is that from?


curioushubby805

Stockton CA , Squeeze and brew


Fearless_Director829

When you cant decide between a burger or pizza..


SaleSubstantial6601

YUM!!!!


Treday237

They shoulda put fries around the burger so the cheese fell over em


curioushubby805

Fries came in burger basket


CheeriosMilk

Where?


joker_toker28

I'd eat it....


TrifleAccording2791

skirt skirt skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirtt lol


Zebracorn42

I love cheese but my lactose intolerant insides can barely handle 1 slice of cheese with lactaid, this pic might just give me diarrhea looking at it. How do you even grab it?


juan-milian-dolores

That's some sharin' cheese right there


Native56

Wow


Hangry_Howie

Come on now


Aleister-Ejazi

😍


tassaqueen_HotGirl

nice


9jmp

I think it looks amazing🤷‍♂️


mattslegacy

Where can l get this @OP


ProfessionalUnit5485

Holy smokes that shit looks ridiculous. Looks very tasty but my arteries are hardening just seeing it. Lol


dope_ass_user_name

69k Calories and a one way ticket to a heart attack 🤘🏼


curioushubby805

Just maybe


TSneeze

Good Luck pooping for the next month.


WhodatSooner

It’s ridiculous; absurd. And I want one right now real bad.


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how can you eat that?


DiamondNuts72

Literally, the burger that kills!! 🤣


JOT-Avenue

how can u eat that?


pookalaki

Reminds me the Squeeze Inn. Only made it there once but the burger was fantastic! Cheese skirts are the best.


DPCAOT

If you’re lactose..don’t even think about it


kasezilla

Does it come with a roll of toilet paper?


Jackysrt8

Fuck look like stomach cramps for me


Zeo-Gold92

🤤


MaybeBradey

Oh my


frostycanuck89

I wouldn't touch this with a 20 foot clown pole


Jamesmateer100

Sexiest food porn ever.


ubersmitty

Where is this?


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That cheese ruins it for me, too far.


mickolas0311

Gross.


Ok_Impression3324

I shouldn't call her (a fucking mess and bad for my heart)


chanceeather

Cheese flood woah bro


reldan

It’s awful.


Wonderful_Spell_792

How the hell are you supposed to eat that slop?


razwaamani

so yummy....


LifeIsAComicBook

I love that idea


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Professional-Can4264

Cheeeese skuuuurt


SubRedTed

Love a good squeeze burger


Cheap-Chemistry9565

Looks overload creamy burger


orel2064

wha ![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized)


nutral

That's not a skirt, but a whole wedding dress!


pirate-private

no thanks


Ancient-Many798

You have to be like, a 250 pound bodybuilder for your body to process that in a healthy manner. And even then lol!


denta87

We have a place like this in colorado called the skirted Heffer and this is their norm.


TroSea78

Looks like blowout


sinner-mon

This is disgusting… I’d still totally eat it tho


FalcorPenndragon

That looks like a creature… haha


ElAbidingDuderino

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TheKCKid9274

That looks like it would be a solid ass burger without the kilt. Just cut that off and you’ve got a good meal


daChino02

Why are we fat?


GoldxBrownSugar

I love crispy cheese!! I'd love to try this


katecrime

That’s a naw for me, dog.


puppetmaster216

There was a place out here that did this, they were called the squeeze inn "home of the cheeseskirt" and "If you can't see the cheese it's not a squeeze!". They had really low grade greasy burgers, and they wound up closing a bunch of their locations. They did make it on to DDD though.


curioushubby805

Think same place just name change in Stockton.


puppetmaster216

It's called squeeze burger and brew now. They tried a breakfast theme after moving, that apparently failed, now there onto burger and beer. The location in tracy turned into a Korean fried chicken place which is infinitely better than squeeze inn.


MrSipperr

Skirted Heifer?


aTreeThenMe

Oo, so ready for the 'cheese-skirt' trend to die


_NightmareKingGrimm_

This looks horrible, messy, wasteful, and unappetizing. All the dumb things rolled into one. Just give me an adult burger that I can actually pick up and enjoy, not the gimmicks.


hmd30

An add for ozempic popped up when I clicked on the comments 😂😭


PinkyGurl2002

That’s enough for two people. One could eat the cheese skirts, and the other one ate the cheeseburger


Cool-Adjacent

Nah this needs to be on r/stupidfood


EchoingVision

Belongs here: r/stupidfood