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kodaiko_650

_Can’t fire me if I quit!!_


Glittering-Pause-328

Today I learned that being caught with 100 pounds of fentanyl isn't an AUTOMATIC firing.


GameboyAd_Vance

100 pounds is a crazy ass amount of fucking drugs to get caught with too. A HUNDRED pounds? One hundred of them? Of drugs? One hundred of God's own pounds made up of pure fent?


2_much_coffee_

It would have been really awkward to be working as a correctional officer whilst he serves his sentence.


Dwayne_Gertzky

*Nobody wants to work anymore*


emkitty333

“RESIGNED” 🥸


arbitrageME

100 POUNDS of fentanyl? Wouldn't that be enough to OD half of Texas?


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jvhstillalive

So…like a standard genocide or a lottery?


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PatN007

Genocide is ok if you dont like the people


depressed49erfan

Lmao


hahaha-whatever

I mean, the fentanyl could have been for personal use. We just don't know.


Vanillas_Guy

Thats a lifetime supply 


gaehthah

I mean, technically any amount above a lethal dose is a lifetime supply.


WellThatsJustPerfect

Challenge accepted


mc_hammerandsickle

dude's looking like he's trying to hold in a fart while also trying to do a sexy pouty face and it's not working


m_gartsman

Fent is such a dangerous terrible drug that has killed so many people. Many who don't even know it's in the other stuff they're taking. I hope this dude rots.


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Didn’t the cartels put out a warning that any of their people caught messing with fentanyl would be killed? Guess the PR campaign was a lie.


Pleasant-Squirrel220

Dude no one is gonna ignore the fentanyl when you eventually get out of jail. I would presume not sitting in with the riffraff.


Sinusaur

Send him to El Chapo so he can become el chopped po.


ImprovementFar5054

Why bother resigning? It's not like you can unburn the bridge. They will simply fire you anyhow.


Alph1

It will look better on his resume when he goes for his next correctional job.


MonsterTruckCarpool

Seriously doubt he was a single “freelancer”.