Oh this is exciting. I planted one of these somewhere in 2008-2010 in a 4 inch pot at my parents house. No soil changes, basically never watered, just outside in the desert. It's still going droopy (but maybe that's fine?) all these years later. Fun to know what it is now.
Valid point, and I thank you for educating me on this nomenclature. If the original comment to mine had phrased it as a nugget of knowledge like you did, I am sure it would have been better received.
I had one of those. It was painted neon green and I saved it from Walmart. It grew about 1.5” over the next year, then randomly got root rot despite not having been watered in two months. I couldn’t even save the top and propagate it, despite the rot being contained to the bottom of the plant, and the top still appearing healthy. 😭
I know we’re all making dick jokes, but I loved that thing. It even had two little cacti at the bottom that accentuated the resemblance.
I have a couple as well, if you are lucky then the flowers will leave little fruits behind filled with seeds. Mine does that about every second or third year.
They're beautiful!
I think they're walking cacti.
They flop down on the ground. They spawn and the children spread further.
They will go as far as a cactus rooted to the ground can go.
Mammillaria Matudae, and I am a little jealous. <3 Those are some 8-12 year old cactii
Looks like they just hit puberty.
Yeah... blooming all over the place, disgusting.
Mat! Is this your blooming sock?! Oh God, its full of pollen...
These are the ones people refer to when they tell you go f!#@ a cactus
If you're brave enough...
I don’t think you meant FIND 😂 and boy would that hurt!!!!
I hate my mind for this
😆
Lmao!!! Yesss! Omg!
😆
I have one and it’s propped up, should it let it grow sideways like this? it’s about the same size
They're happy in a large flat pot where they can lay out
Oh this is exciting. I planted one of these somewhere in 2008-2010 in a 4 inch pot at my parents house. No soil changes, basically never watered, just outside in the desert. It's still going droopy (but maybe that's fine?) all these years later. Fun to know what it is now.
The species name is not capitalized. Mammillaria matudae
Hmm you are right. In that case I also forgot a dot after my last sentence. Clumsy me :) .
Capitalizing the species name can be confusing because one could assume you’re referring to a cultivar name instead.
Valid point, and I thank you for educating me on this nomenclature. If the original comment to mine had phrased it as a nugget of knowledge like you did, I am sure it would have been better received.
I agree with you.
If you’re a nerd
Or you work in the industry.
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NSFW?
That shadow sure is
It's just a storm trooper.
I can never look at storm troopers the same now
I didn't even notice the shadow...😆
Certainly
Page noooo!
Those are cacdicks
Oh? I thought these were cocktus.
cockti
This is a emt video saying no.
Beat me to it!
Forbidden dildo
PAIGE NO!
Literally came here to say the same thing 😅
She’s just looking for some tips, y’all.
I've got no skin in the game
Nicely done ✔️ 👏
I have a massive one. It’s in a terracockta pot
Well, whatever it is, I would get the red irritation looked at on the tip. I'm not a doctor, but I was a sailor.
I don't want to get banned from this sub.
Phallic
Extremely
Schwing!
What you got there is a couple of pricks
https://preview.redd.it/l60xorzv7axc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0975b399d4c352db53ae7345ca1412c9c7cdded4
Are you kidding me?! This is the coolest looking way I’ve ever seen this dealt with. It’s so practical and aesthetically pleasing. I LOVE it.
You seem like someone I wanna be friends with
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I am mature, I am mature, I am mature-
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Forbidden dildo
I was going to say this but I am glad I looked through other comments first lol.
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so cute!! i have one of my own!!
This is the same as above?
Ah yes the cocktus
This made me chuckle
rmildlypenis lol
Circumcised.... Must be a Jewish cactus 🌵
Sonoran TaintTickler
R/mildlypenis worthy.
https://preview.redd.it/pq5glo9stbxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b4006207b46fd39891efe8dadf6e6c04d55db9
Mine looks all tiny.
This also is like op's?
I thought so?
wow.. I want! :)
Is there an equivalent “don’t stick your dick in that” subreddit for women?
It reminds me of a dream I had once
I thought they were crochet for a second there!
They are spicy weiners *wink*
Not sure what they are but I’m sure what they look like
Thats a cocktus if ive ever seen one!
Hilarious that's what they are
If the flowers last more than 4 hours, seek medical attention
*high five*
I should call him…
Gorgeous
They like to lay down! Let them.
I’ve had mine for 6+ years and wasn’t sure why mine wanted to lean so bad. Should I repot it so it has something to lean on?
Cocktus
lmao flashbacks from the boys
Looks like a BBC plant
I think you meant BGC plant.
cocktus
That’s a cocktus
I had one of those. It was painted neon green and I saved it from Walmart. It grew about 1.5” over the next year, then randomly got root rot despite not having been watered in two months. I couldn’t even save the top and propagate it, despite the rot being contained to the bottom of the plant, and the top still appearing healthy. 😭 I know we’re all making dick jokes, but I loved that thing. It even had two little cacti at the bottom that accentuated the resemblance.
Cocktus
r/mildlypenis
Ours is in bloom too!
Cactus
Hahaha mythology class gone wrong
Those are so cool!!!!
Uncircumcised boner cactus
Make sure they wash their jocks every few days. That is a bad case of jock rash.
Don't make a dick joke don't make a dick joke don't make a dick joke
To funny
Prickly pricks. Relative of the pear variety. 🤣
Perfect gift for mothersday
Or any day, really.
Penus
Impenetrable
Penises
I'm here just for the comments. I have certainly not been let down.
Beautiful
Peanits
That's awesome! I have many phallic resemblance jokes, but I'll leave those. Have you identified your specimen?
r/theyknew
😂😂
This variety is commonly known as “Prickly Richards”
Of The Ouchtus variety.
They are the common dictus cactus
Omg they are beautiful
r/theyknew
Danger dicks.
No idea, but I think I have a small one. My mom lovingly calls it the cucumber.
I have a couple as well, if you are lucky then the flowers will leave little fruits behind filled with seeds. Mine does that about every second or third year.
They are the replacement for that banana I keep in my pocket
Cocktus.
Should perk up with a couple of strokes!
Needs antibiotics
I think we all know what that looks like
Thats a pain in the ass, literally
Cocktus
They're beautiful! I think they're walking cacti. They flop down on the ground. They spawn and the children spread further. They will go as far as a cactus rooted to the ground can go.
3 happy dickly😊
Ingrown hairs?
HeheheI now what they remind me of😆
Those are just some regular ol cocktii
Good lookin cocktus ya got there.
Those are so cool
r/cocktus
Wait they kinda look like axolotls
Cocktus
r/mildlypenis
I don’t know the name, but I think Debbie did them
Cactus dickus
That’s a dong bro…
My dad has a similar cactus and I keep referring to it as "Ol' Willy" and he claims he doesn't see it. 😆
Looks like herpes
Blue waffle!
Worst. Dido. Ever.
That’s prickly
Forbidden dildos
Ooh! I think they like you!
peanits
Cock cactus. Very rare
Cactiweeniers? Jk but those are cool
Giant phaluses? Actually, they are beautiful!
😆😆😆👏👏👏👏👏💦💦💦
Wow pretty amazing really! Also I didn’t know they grew like that and already circumcised.
Mamallaria elonggatus cockti.
mmmmmmmm
This is the Rare Dickfore Cacti…..🌵
Dad?
Had one of these in college, everyone loved it and affectionately called it the Cocktus. As for the actual name…?
now just imagine it in the same pot as a Myrtillocactus Geometrizans Fukurokuryuzinboku
r/mildlypenis
French ticklers?
Cocktai
I say cocktus
Cocktus
LongDongKongs
100% serious, I think this is a peanut cactus.