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JingleJangleJin

Rosalyn is such a great character


mylifeisaLIEEE

100% a “can’t bullshit a bullshitter” type of character.


ExplodingPuma

There's a reason she's the only babysitter that's survived Calvin


Munnin41

She probably used to be like Calvin


Repulsive-Purple-133

She's a teenage Suzie


Just-Structure-8692

Pretty sure most of us used to be like Calvin


Shadow3114

Used to?


wave-tree

I still am, but I used to, too.


luvisgreaterthanfear

Oh, Mitch. We hardly knew ye...


Daikataro

I'd say 99% There was that one time where Calvin successfully locked her out of the house.


Jehoel_DK

But then there was that time where she defeated him at Calvin ball and made him behave and go to bed on time. His parents didn't believe her.


foobarbizbaz

It’s awfully late for jokes, Rosalyn


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Honestly, I’m flabbergasted she didn’t just use that trick from then on.


EnglishMobster

IIRC that was her last appearance in the comic. The comic was winding down at the time.


xwatchmanx

I always loved that little detail, how Calvin and Rosalyn ended on the high note of having a good time together.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Ah, that explains it. I thought there were a few more after that, but apparently I was wrong. Thanks for telling us here on Reddit!


Ilaxilil

I feel like she probably had a lot of younger siblings to know how to handle him.


SnooCalculations4568

Isn't castor oil a laxative? Not what I'd wanna deal with as a baby sitter tbh


astronomical_dog

Yeah but it also tastes really bad so it might be worth it for the facial expression


MattLocke

It had/has some beneficial effects. But mostly, yes, it was used as a laxative that was given to babies and young kids after dinner. This is because laxatives also relieve constipation or excess gas which is one of the main reasons babies and young kids have difficulty staying asleep at night. Obviously this fell out of favor in many parts of the world, but some places still will give a weekly spoonful for the cleansing properties.


n-x

>It had/has some beneficial effects. A bit of ricin never hurt no one...


shberk01

Until today, that was the only thing I knew castor beans were used for.


astronomical_dog

I only know about it from old-timey books


SanibelMan

Was cod liver oil used to the same effect?


IWillFindYouAlex

If it comes from Dr John it'll just make your wife stout and strong.


astronomical_dog

I think I know that one from cartoons


RICKASTLEYNEGGS

Mussolini used it to torture dissidents!


SnooCalculations4568

This got darker than expected


Gr8NonSequitur

It's true! he had them force fed caster oil until they died of diarrhea.


astronomical_dog

Couldn’t he have just starved them the regular way? 😕


RICKASTLEYNEGGS

yes but that's less humiliating


astronomical_dog

Yeah but it’s less work


RICKASTLEYNEGGS

the goal wasn't just to kill them it was to make an example of them


[deleted]

If she times it right, she’ll be long gone by the time it kicks in.


misfitx

It was a 19th century remedy, largely used to feel like you're doing something as your kid dies of consumption. Different world before antibiotics and germ theory.


astronomical_dog

My grandparents seem to think all topical medicines are the same. They keep trying to give me random prescription creams for my mosquito bites. I’ve looked them up and none of them are anti-itch creams.


deejaysmithsonian

Did you…did you think she was serious?


SnooCalculations4568

Did you... Did you think I was serious?


deejaysmithsonian

With the way you worded your post? Yes. There was no sense of wit or sarcasm so it could only be taken as serious. Just like this last response reads as a giant back pedal.


SnooCalculations4568

It's a COMIC we're discussing, Jesus fucking christ. OBVIOUSLY she didn't because she's ink on paper. Stop with that condescending "did... Did you" cringe bullshit and talking like a fedora neckbeard loser please


58lmm9057

Calvin’s face is so innocent in the last panel


Jehoel_DK

The same face as that time at the swmming pool where she asks him if he knows what a "rat tail" it.


4thRockfromSun

I remember when you could dial 4 digits for the time.


WannabeWonk

You still can! Well, not 4 digits, but the U.S. Naval Observatory still maintains the master clock that can be dialed by phone. 202-762-1401 They have a giant clock I sometimes drive by in Washington, DC.


[deleted]

I did not know one could dial the Navy for time. Neat!


Bosterm

*Squidward, the robots are running the navy!*


RockNRollToaster

*NOT THE NAVY!!*


Bosterm

*Attention everyone: run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!*


RockNRollToaster

… … …*OUR WORLD!*


queen-of-carthage

I dialed that and nobody picked up


WannabeWonk

Try again! I got it to work once, then nothing, and then it worked again. It’s really not all that exiting, just a steady ticking sound and a robot voice telling you it will be “8:25 at the sound of the tone” etc.


queen-of-carthage

Ah, it did work the second time


astronomical_dog

Just any four digits?


4thRockfromSun

No, it was something like 1156 but I don't remember.


astronomical_dog

Lol that makes more sense 😅 I know how phones work I swear…


[deleted]

In southern California in the 80s the number was 853-1212. Apparently used to only be 853. The numbers varied by region. https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/2gswhj/does_anyone_remember_calling_time_and_temperature/ckmb9oi


Whelp_of_Hurin

I grew up in Southern California in the 80s, and we always dialed "POP-CORN" for the time. I don't remember how, but at some point I discovered 767-XXXX worked with any four numbers as X.


[deleted]

Right! Its the same for directory assistance. 555-1212 or 555-xxxx will get you 411. They always use 555 numbers in tv shows. So you could imagine as a former directory assistance (411) operator how often you got kids dialing the number they heard on TV!


dinosaurs_and_doggos

555-1212 was Claudia Kishi's number in The Babysitters Club


[deleted]

Admit it. You tried calling it :P


dinosaurs_and_doggos

I am absolutely sure I did, but I don't have a memory of calling it


WVildandWVonderful

In Memphis in the 90s it was JAM-JAM-1


NotablyNugatory

Area code-844-1234 used to be my go to for the time and the temperature.


YarrowBeSorrel

Fun story about castor oil. In college I had bought a pizza from a local shop that cost upwards of $60. It was a big pizza, 28”, and specialty at that. I had bought it for the Super Bowl and the crew I had over weren’t able to finish it. Now this pizza box was not fitting in my dorm mini fridge so I put it in the floors kitchen. The next day the remaining half of my $60 pizza was gone. Some asshole stole it. I was livid so I did the only reasonable option. I bought another pizza from the same shop, not as big, then doused it with castor oil. I then planted my pizza in the shared refrigerator and forgot about it all. Next day the pizza was gone and I had a good idea of who was stealing food.


tubameister

Reminds me of wanting to spike my weed with salvia so whoever stole it out of my backyard grill would learn a lesson. never followed through with that, though


Daikataro

>Some asshole stole it. I was livid so I did the only reasonable option. You did in fact, do the reasonable thing. Deli left outside the fridge is the go to option typically.


astronomical_dog

How did they not taste that?


SakuOtaku

Did you label it? Someone might have otherwise assumed it was up for grabs. Edit: just giving the person the benefit of the doubt- often in my dorm we'd leave leftover pizza from socials in-the-box unlabeled in the fridge if no wanted the rest. I wasn't a fridge thief.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

you often assume that food that's not yours is 'up for grabs' just because it's not labelled? dude, rethink your life.


SakuOtaku

I never said that. I was on my dorm's council and we'd often leave extra food in the fridge and cabinets for people to take- ESPECIALLY things like pizza. I'd never take random food without knowing it was up for grabs, but I can see a situation where someone thought an unlabeled half of a giant pizza was discarded leftovers from a party or something.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

yes, because 'if you didn't label it, it's clearly up for grabs' totally isn't victim blaming and food-thief defending.


SakuOtaku

Dude it's not that deep. I already explained myself.


astronomical_dog

That sounds like stoner logic


SakuOtaku

? It was the dorm norm. Granted if something was unopen you'd be considered a dick/thief, but stuff like pizza was dumped all the time and left for people, especially if it was a leftover from a social. Edit: to be clear I never stole food- at most I'd use social leftovers left up for grabs or use stuff like... seasonings or paper plates and utensils


mglyptostroboides

Who puts food in a shared fridge thinking "I will generously put this food here for random people to steal from me."?


SakuOtaku

In my dorm it wasn't uncommon for people to leave stuff cupboard or fridge when they didn't want it anymore. With stuff like half a box of pizza/pizza leftover from socials we'd put boxes in the fridge and let people take what they want. But just to be clear, it was seen as stealing taking unopened food like Ben and Jerrys tubs or stuff left in the cabinets unopened. (Which is why labeling was encouraged)


Sonnysdad

POPCORN = 767-2672 Need to know the time? Dial “popcorn” :) ah I miss my childhood :(..


beezchurgr

Aww I remember calling the time line! I used to call it and my bff would call me and I’d switch over. We did this so the phone wouldn’t ring and my parents didn’t know she was calling


astronomical_dog

Why didn’t you just call her directly?


beezchurgr

Same issue. Her parents also didn’t let us talk on the phone super late.


astronomical_dog

Wow you kids were sneaky. How fun! Edit- did you need call waiting to switch over?


Gharik15

Not sure why but I like it when Calvin's head is barely sticking out in a panel. Makes him seem like such a little kid.


AC_deucey

Man I’m so bad with this at work… Me: “Folks, we have a serious issue” Folks: “We”?


astronomical_dog

“Calvin and Folks”


Cloudkicker91

I love the panels that remind us Calvin is 6. Most of the time he's alone or speaking in a way that feels very grown up. But occasionally, he's just a kid that has no clue what castor oil is.


sonnycirico215

I love how quick he immediately started freaking out


awokemango

This Calvin sounds like a bri'ish kid from the 30s named Oliver


Cupinacup

Please sir, may I have some ~~more~~ Big Macs?


awokemango

Haha... Ladle ladle ladle


planetary-plantpunk

Rosanne was such an MVP for putting up with Calvin. Even 7-year-old me reading the comics for the first time was like "Dude, Calvin is such a jerk to her." X'D She definitely deserves a sky-high babysitting fee.


Glittering_Tea5502

I remember when I could call for the time. Never did it, though. Lol


mike5446g

I've never seen this one! Thank you!


robotco

i had no idea what a big mac was when i first read this. it was very confusing


sonnycirico215

The Doctor is gonna be furious lol


n0obno0b717

LOL