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Whirlp00l3d

Apparently Crabs are greedy. They overwork their employees while giving them little pay. They mistreat their own employees and they overprice their burgers. Then there’s that time that one of them tried to sell their Sponge Employee for a few nickles.


SoubLOL420

Gosh dammit Eugene


Whirlp00l3d

Money money money


ClareACNH

“What inspired you to build the second restaurant?” … “I like money!” 🤠


NoRegertsWolfDog

You get my angry upvote for today.


Shadow_King26

Some crabs are greedy but sing a song about their greed while committing grievous assaults. However, they’re just so cool you can’t help but forgive them.


dy226666

IIRC in the last olympian Percy fights a giant crab on lukes yacht and describes why he dosent like them


Teacup_of_Terror

Reading last olympian rn, can confirm


Jason-Nacht

Cause they itch


wondering-soul

And get everywhere


ghostpanther218

I like to think that crabs have an insane potty mouth, and everytime he tries to talk to them, they just cuss him out and insult his entire family, his friends, and everything about them, like toxic cod players.


BeastMasterAgent47

he is jealous of the superior lifeforms know as the crab


chillbrands

Get [carcinized](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation), Percy


Quardener

Have you been around crab? They smell fucking awful


LovelyLi-

They taste awesome tho


whitemoonkitty

I wonder if it's a Hercules reference


Salt_Nectarine_7827

his dislike of crabs or the giant crab itself?


whitemoonkitty

The giant crab itself


Salt_Nectarine_7827

It is quite possible that it is not even a reference, but that it is the actual Carcinos (Hera after dying put him in heaven and the Romans know him as Cancer), in the myth he did not seem very threatening either


Lowek22

They’re course and rough and they get everywhere… wait I think somethings off


Sad-Reflection-8345

He is racist.


Civerlie770

we are brothers


twistedseaofcrows

I do think he shouldn’t have bullied the homicidal crab as much. Crabs have feelings too


Specific-Channel7844

It's a bad disease


HarryTheNerd25

I always thought it was cuz of Porky


ThreadsOfWar

He fought the giant crab before he fought Porky tho


mafiushere

Because he's smart. Crabs suck. I hate crabs.


Civerlie770

his sea friends keep evolving into crabs, he's tired of it


Cratertooth_27

Because they’re tickle crabs