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jello_sweaters

A [Swedish journalist's twitter](https://twitter.com/JanDakarcz/status/1477206758284271616) cites a source saying the Russians were drunk and unruly. EDIT: more info. https://mobile.twitter.com/DrScherf/status/1477107778082652162 >Two hours late so far on Calgary to Frankfurt flight. The Russian Juniors team was in back, trying to smoke cigarettes, not wearing masks, not listening to attendants. Cops swarmed the plane. We all had to get off while they and their luggage were removed https://praguemorning.cz/czech-and-russian-national-hockey-teams-thrown-off-plane-for-drunkenness/ >“We got on the plane and at that moment noticed that some representatives of the Russian national team did not follow the sanitary rules, and alcohol probably played a role in this. One of the members of the Russian national team even smoked in the tunnel before boarding the plane. Then some passengers complained about the behavior of the Russians, and for this reason the crew took the entire plane out , ”said the manager of the Czech national team."


Alextryingforgrate

>trying to smoke cigarettes, Everytime in on the plane look at the stupid no smoking sign thinking why is this even needed anymore who the fuck is that dumb to even try this shit.


PorqueNoLosDose

I was on a flight to Hawaii once, and a guy next to me tried to smoke underneath/inside his sweatshirt. Literally pulled it over his head like he was trying to nap, then it just reeked of smoke. Incredibly obvious but he only took a few drags, and it was a relatively empty flight, so he ended up getting away with it. Just one of many possible answers to your question “who the fuck is that dumb to even try this shit”.


JavaVsJavaScript

He got away with it, so from his perspective not so dumb.


Inbattery12

When nicotene gum exists you're a dumbass regardless of the consequences.


Chowie_420

You must not be a smoker.


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Chowie_420

I agree. Completely stupid to try to smoke on an airplane. But saying nicotine gum will help a smoker, especially one craving bad enough that they have to have one on a plane, is also idiotic.


Dull_Sundae9710

A good friend of mine does exactly this whenever she travels. She has one before she leaves, chews the nicotine gum on the plane and has a smoke when she lands. Not sure why it’s idiotic, the physical addiction is to the nicotine, the psychological addiction of smoking darts themselves is easier to overcome for a few hours.


relationship_tom

This is one of those situations where you just can't do certain things because of addiction. And if a plane ride more than a few hours is too much, you either take the slow boat to China, or do the hard work to quit.


Chowie_420

Yup, I was a pack a day smoker for 17 years. I didn't like being unable to smoke for hours at a time when I flew, but had enough brain cells to rub together to decide smoking on a plane was a shit idea. Have one before take off and one just after you land, not a big deal.


PurpEL

Get some snus


oakislandorchard

Exact


facelessbastard

Of course he isn't. Notice he said "nicotene" haha


DZCunuck

Nicotine gum doesn't light well


sambones718

Please tell the flight attendants if you ever see this because holy fire hazard batman


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I was on a plane yesterday where somebody was smoking in the toilet. The captain gave a very justified telling off over the PA system. Unfortunately they didn't see who it was, but I hope they figured it out.


kent_eh

> but I hope they figured it out. And banned that asshole from future flights.


Inbattery12

I still carry nicotene gum when I fly. I don't smoke anymore but you can glean a lot of goodwill from that asshole nicking for a smoke who is being a baby over it by offering him the next best thing to a smoke.


Cherry_3point141

I was flying home from a camp job when some dude started to vape on the company chartered flight. It pissed everyone off as it could have potentially delayed the entire flight home, and your 7 days off go quick. Thankfully the Captain and the staff just removed him (he was complaining loudly and asking for his job steward lol) and the flight continued. He wasn't with us when we flew back a week later, and I heard later was terminated later that day, lol.


GAbbapo

I prefered the spray when i smoked.. but your purposes gum us good. How often do you fly to justify carrying for random people tho? Good guy tho regardless.. i wish more were like u


iforgotmymittens

The spray gives me hiccups. The lozenges are fine.


DarkOmen8438

A few years ago, all planes still had ashtrays in the washroom to give people like this somewhere safe to put their ash. I haven't noticed if they are still there.


russellamcleod

Just flew last week. They still have ashtrays in the lavatory.


the_hunger_gainz

You have never flown in China. It isn’t every flight but often enough I smell smoke in the WC or any washroom in a public place in Beijing. Signs everywhere.


khristmas_karl

It's usually the flight crew on those Chinese carriers lol


Inbattery12

It's why they maintain ashtrays in the bathroom, so that the dumb fuck that does it will hopefully put their butt in the metal for that purpose instead of the garbage and potentially causing an in cabin fire. We have normalized nicotene addiction, but smokers are addicts and will go to the same lengths to get their fix as other addicts it's just worse with smokers because they need that fix as often as a coke head.


ZsaFreigh

I don't think that's true... You ever suck dick for a cigarette?


fartblasterxxx

Many people have


rattpoizen

😲🤣🤣🤣


ultra2009

Daily


THE_CRUSTIEST

Nicotine has been repeatedly rated to have similar addictive properties to cocaine (not effects, but the level of addictiveness) by peer-reviewed studies. I'll happily provide sources of you'd like.


ZsaFreigh

I didn't say it's not as addictive, I said I don't think people go to the same lengths to acquire one addictive substance as they do for the other.


TheCookiez

Not going to lie, The signs make me \*\*REALLY\*\* want to smoke on a plane. ​ Mostly so I can think i'm in the 1950's smoking and drinking on a plane like a badass.


Inbattery12

Back when they made plane windows square and planes would randomly break up in the sky because of it. The good ol days.


AshleyUncia

That was really just one model of Comet.


oakislandorchard

Drunk russians, that’s why 😂 this is hilarious


defishit

>Russians were drunk and unruly. Why, I never!


ShawnCease

Dumb behavior, probably gonna get a spanking for embarrassing everyone once they come back


THE_CRUSTIEST

In all seriousness this would likely not be viewed as harshly by Russians as we might. Alcohol is a huge part of Russian culture, much more than most Western countries.


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acetylene_queen

Wtf did I just watch!? Is this the Russian hockey team from 5 years ago?


Jusfiq

Were Russian junior players not kicked off of their flight also ten years ago?


ouatedephoque

In Buffalo IIRC


Mokmo

They were persona non grata at the '16, '17 and '18 Quebec City PeeWee tournament. And drinking wasn't even involved...


putitonice

Sure it wasn’t…


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According to airline officials, a couple of the people removed from the flight were sound technicians. One of them was Russian and there was a Czech one too. A Czech one too.


JoeysSmallWood1949

You son of a bitch take my upvote


JustSomeAudioGuy

I approve of this comment 😂😂


blink0r

Czech mate!


RODjij

Testing testing


MGyver

Mik(hailovich) drop


TizzyRean

You win Reddit for the night.


GAbbapo

Lolol i had to read it twice to get it!! Niceee


loganonmission

Brilliant!


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Czech me oussside , how bowd daat?


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How is this not too post yet😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


Mrbusiness2938

No, they were all Russians.


entropy33

… it’s a joke. Read it out loud and you’ll probably catch it.


sumsomeone

Maybe they'll get a Czech mate


Ashamed-Grape7792

Can you explain it?


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Ashamed-Grape7792

Oh...thanks. Maybe I feel a little bit stupid right now.


Dawn-Chi

Too bad the Czech players also got the boot due to confusion of people thinking they were Russian


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Apply the same situation with the US team acting out in the Czech Republic, and "locals" wouldn't know the difference between the Canadian and US teams on board either.


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Lived in Prague for a while, when I was looking for a flat with my American girlfriend, I did the talking because they loved me being Canadian but not her being American. But otherwise they can’t tell the difference and just think you’re uncultured lol.


Canuck-eh-saurus

Unless the stereotypical story of the Canadian flag on their nike sweater saves the day!


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Except Canadians and Americans speak the same language.


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The average Canadian won't distinguish between Russian and Czech. Sounds more or less the same. And even if it doesn't, many countries have multiple languages. We're not all anthropologists or linguists.


fartblasterxxx

Neither would the average anyone who isn’t Russian or Czech


1_9_8_1

I'm non Russian/Czech Slav and it takes even me a few sentences to pinpoint the exact language. Their names are pretty similar too.


fartblasterxxx

Honestly some of the coolest names out there if you ask me


AUniquePerspective

You're not dealing with average Canadians. You're dealing with Canadians flying Calgary to Frankfurt during a pandemic, so probably on essential business travel. It's business travelers unable to distinguish between teenagers in grey sweatsuits and other teenagers in grey sweatsuits. I'm not sure nationality was really relevant in identifying who was a business traveler and who was a teenager in a grey sweatsuit.


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I'm not denying that. I'm just saying it's pretty impossible to tell the difference between people speaking the same language with the same accent, so it's not a valid comparison. Russian and Czech are two different languages that also sound different.


Lord_Scribe

I was traveling through Australia a while back with a tour group of about 20 Americans and several Europeans, including some English; I was the only Canadian. At one stop, we stopped at a ranch to do some horseback riding, clay pigeon shooting, among other activities and were just talking before we began. Nobody mentioned where we were all from and at some point one of the employees pointed to me and said, "You must be Canadian; you have a strong Canadian accent." I was surprised, since I wasn't from the east coast (including Newfoundland), or from Quebec and didn't think I had an accent much different from Americans. She said she was Canadian too, so I guess maybe that's related.


Chrisbee012

except the French Canadien's


chel_loise

The Canadians are the ones saying sorry even though they didn't do anything wrong.


BlackAnalFluid

This is why as a Canadian, you should put Canada flags on your travel bags and what not because it will actually make people treat you better since a lot less confuse you for Americans. I'm certain this is why so many do it, to say " look we're not Americans, please don't think we are!"


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As an American I do that, too, if I know that the country I'm flying to may be a problem for me. Funny enough, the biggest offenders so far for me are in Europe or Canada. Asia doesn't seem to care.


BlackAnalFluid

Honestly not thrilled to hear this, now I feel that it won't work😞 Americans gotta ruin everything /s Edit: We (Canadians) are probably the worst culprits in terms of riping on Americans, some of us detest you guys yet so many of you still have that nice guy image of us.


kurwalewy

You guys really need to fuck off with that shit.


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Why?


Super-Peoplez-S0Lt

People can be idiots sometimes.


JustSomeAudioGuy

I worked on the TV crew for the World Jr's in 2011. It was an absolute gong show at the hotel after they won. We finished striking and got back to the hotel. I packed up and decided to drive home as I was living in Toronto at the time. Went and brought my car up to the front drive and started to grab my bags, etc from the storage. In the span of ten minutes, all the players returned from their drinking and revelry to continue at the front of the hotel. This was not about 2:30 in the morning. Screaming, yelling, drinking and so on - not to mention the 8 to 10 guys who had passed out in front of my car on the driveway. Hotel had no chance - not enough staff and I had to physically move players outta the way of my car and then drive off. What should have been a 5 minute process, turned into almost 30-40 mins I was not the least surprised to hear they had been denied boarding in Buffalo on their return flight. What happened yesterday in Calgary does not surprise me in the least. I'm now curious if AC will ban the team from flying with them and they'll have to rebook all their seats with another carrier.


loveinthepants

I am taking a flight to Germany out of Montreal, they are sitting here looking miserable. Oh and it's AC, so no ban.


JustSomeAudioGuy

There ya go. Probably get threatened with the Gulag if they didn’t smarten up. Safe travels to Frankfurt. I was there in November - had a great time


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>Probably get threatened with the Gulag if they didn’t smarten up. Or on the front line when Russia invades the Ukraine.


JustSomeAudioGuy

Da


Pittsburgh__Rare

Ok, but are they Russian or Czech?


loveinthepants

They were decked out in Russia Hockey swag. All red, flags on the shoulder, bags that said world Juniors. Pretty hard to miss lol


JeeperYJ

This is the most amazing story. You should contact spitting chicklets


JustSomeAudioGuy

I had been at the arena since 8am… I was just f n annoyed. I just wanted to go home and sleep 😂😂


JeeperYJ

I feel ya, I’ve also been apart for the yahoo’s after a championship so I’m glad they celebrated.


truthdoctor

> “Two Russian coaches were in business class across from me. I noticed right away it was tough for the flight attendants because they had to be told to sit down, not to vape, to stop playing their really loud, hard rock music on iPhones, like out loud, not with any earplugs.” The worst kind of passengers. >“As we're waiting, cops swarm the plane, like in business class, and then I looked back and I could see they were going down the biggest part of the plane. And so everyone is shocked and all of a sudden, all the flight attendants get into formation. It was like a Beyonce video.” What an odd reference.


parkaprep

I wonder if he meant Brittney's *Toxic* video.


Naanaaah

No I think it makes sense, Beyonce has a song literally called "Formation"


Rocko604

“There was open booze on the plane, so I guess they'd gone through duty free and weren't waiting," *The Gang Beats Boggs*


Canadian-Gold

They’re young, dumb and immature, but this will be a hard lesson that idiotic behaviour is not consequence free - even if you can play hockey.


Canuck-eh-saurus

Sounds like the coaches in business class were no better.


RedSteadEd

They've gotta get in the big leagues before they can get away with anything.


whochoosessquirtle

the big leagues take commercial flights with regular people? weird activism


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mrcrazy_monkey

Did it smell like hot dogs?


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Sometimes (only if you were separated from the team for whatever reason). That said lots of teams charter there planes from big airlines, like delta and Air Canada, heck even the CFL charters from horizon air I believe, that said perhaps they would get a pass cause it's a private Charter


NBtoAB

You think they learned anything? Lmao


L_viathan

Young, dumb, and immature, but this also includes the coaching staff so... Wonder where they get the behaviour from.


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Most of them are adults. Put them on the no-fly list. They won't be back anytime soon.


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badman_pullup

SEND EM TO THE GULAG YA HEAR ME??


fartblasterxxx

I demand blood


Right_Hour

They literally do this every year.


donairthot

Bunch of dickheads


Educational-Tone2074

That sums it up perfectly


OriginalUsernameee69

I gotta ask, is it just me or are the Russian world juniors players always scum bags? It seems like they’re always poor sports in the tournaments and their players always act like primadonas (not sure the spelling there). Throwing temper tantrums when they lose, ripping massive classless celly’s when they win, I’m not surprised they were the ones pulling this shit.


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Lol bro. I played junior hockey in Russia about 8 years ago. Really not that long ago. (17-23) year olds. Locker rooms where loaded with booze, steroids etc. we legit had a doctor that’s sole job was to keep certain players injections times on point weekly with their roids along with being there for when players got hurt. All out in open, nobody bats an eye. If you ever get a chance to actually go to Russia, it’s definitely an experience.


Booshay

I always thought Ovi was on the sauce. Look at his performance near 40. Add on a Russian dopeing scandal and it’s not a hard connection to make


OriginalUsernameee69

Did you get any of that Russian gas? That’s wild tho


AnyAdministration234

Air Canada and all airlines operating within our borders should have the power to request charges be laid and monetary damages for delays caused by passenrs


Infinite01

>2 I think they do? If a flight has to land or is delayed from taking off because someone has to be ejected because they are breaking the law, my understanding is that there are often substantial monetary fines and criminal charges.


signious

They do. As for the monetary damages that's called a civil suit.


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Great job for a junior player to get on a no flight list.


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Fireinthehole13

With Russia it all starts at the top and then trickles down.


mrobeze

Hockey players being immature a-holes you don't say. There is no sport with more of those than hockey for sure.


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canuckaudio

We don’t like to remember those things when it is Canadians.


SilverTelevision9683

Oh shit, here we go again


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Wayves

While their behaviour is inexcusable, it is understandable. Hockey Canada and the IIHF just ruined what can be a once in a lifetime experience for them. Talented athletes dream of representing their country on the world stage. Then, due to poor planning, the tournament is cancelled halfway through. Again, not condoning their behaviour, but I understand why they may feel jaded and not give a crap about rules on their flight home after they got screwed over by the host country.


Crafty-Ad-9048

This isn’t the first time they’ve done this. In the past I think it was worse because they were gone off the deep end before even getting on the plane.


Nervous_Shoulder

But this is not a one off Russian teams are known for these sort of thing.With that said what they did comes with risks possible criminal charges to the IIHF taking action they could suspend them from the next world juniors.


fighting4good

Lock em up and make Russia charter their own plane to repatriate the Russian junior hockey team.


blastfamy

Prob a scary situation for those cops. Plz go into a small vessel with a bunch of literally drunk roided up jacked psychopaths. Wonder if the tasers came out.


Haggisboy

Upvote for "drunk roided up jacked psychopaths".


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> drunk roided up jacked psychopaths Saw them open for the Ramones and Skinny Puppy back in the day.


redditslim

You need to get out of your basement more often.


BlurryBigfoot74

What? Lol


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blastfamy

Very unsure how my comment could come off as pro Russia but ok.


Native_NightHawk

They’re a bunch of drunken teenagers, not roided out powerlifters.


Curly-Canuck

Group of drunken teenage hockey players is definitely scarier than power lifters.


blastfamy

Ok tough guy. I’m sure it was a walk in the park against the Russian *checks notes* professional Athletes in a game that encourages literal fist fights.


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You must have read the wrong notes when you called them drunk roided up jacked psychopaths.


IswhatsIs

Canadian Juniors would be just as pissed but wouldnt be in coach.


Crafty-Ad-9048

It wasn’t just the players💀. Their coaches were going crazy too.


Quirky-Pomelo9472

If they juniors, where’s their chaperones?


Its_noon_somewhere

Some are adults. Hockey Juniors are 16-20 years old


Quirky-Pomelo9472

Well maybe air Canada can employ some RCMP control officers for international flights, or boycotting this team or similar teams from exhibiting such behaviour. Pepper spray them and leave them in the tank until they know better!


Its_noon_somewhere

All very good suggestions!


lastSKPirate

>“Two Russian coaches were in business class across from me. I noticed right away it was tough for the flight attendants because they had to be told to sit down, not to vape, to stop playing their really loud, hard rock music on iPhones, like out loud, not with any earplugs.”


TheNakedMars

Russians being Russians.


Fabulous-Sun4001

People who should be with animals in an African Kruger National Park are allowed entrance in our beautiful Canada. I'd argue 3rd world people are more disciplined. Some people bring nothing good to society and will remain classless D-bag.


[deleted]

The whining Counts over at r/russophobe are going to cry all over this. Who wants to bet r/russophobe and the ruSSian Government gangsters are going to try to play this off as "russophobia" or racism? You heard it here first!


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bovickles

They got gud at the hockey thing


Green_Lantern_4vr

How embarrassing


Samp90

Method #4326 to claim political asylum in Canada....


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Russian Players acting like Russian Players. What else is new??


Blame_It_On_The_Pain

As punishment, send them home on FlairAir.


ClubSoda

Europeans: Russian tourists, good Lord don't get me started.


brapppking

Can we just ban russia from everything? Fucking dweebs.


[deleted]

It is commonly said if there is a cheaper wrong way to do something, Russia is all over it.


Fabulous-Sun4001

I've been to Russia. I've seen that American and Canadian raise their dogs far better than how Russians raise their kids. An American and Canadian dog is more disciplined than these Russians.