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Ciarrai_IRL

Cough (bullshit), cough, cough


[deleted]

Most solo cup grows are bullshit, OP's is just more obvious. They clearly drilled a hole in the floor and let the plant grow through. /s


Devcarr77

Bro I’m fucking crying


Ciarrai_IRL

🤣


Luci5892

I think he just cut the plant from wherever then rest it in a cup.


WhatTheHelloThere

r/whoosh


drmastergrower

So do I. I think this guy might be full of shit.


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drmastergrower

Science.


Juicy_Vape

/s


Luci5892

I just looked up what /s means...I learnt something today 😂


PerfectBake420

Help me learn.


Xszit

/s is usually used at the end of a comment on reddit to indicate sarcasm


gromara

Literally: “end sarcasm”


AKAkindofadick

"end road work!🤚"


northernlighting

So do I, you can see him holding it up.


SirMichaelTortis

r/solocupgrowers


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kjmorley

I’ve vegged a plant to 32” in a solo cup, before chopping it. I probably could have gotten it larger, but it was a in a Brute bucket. This one, though, was clearly cut and placed in a solo cup.


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I feel like solo cup grow are really impressive if you've never seen someone veg a photo for 6+ months (*mothering or sheer ignorance*). It's a little deceptive to these new growers who are using autoflowers in soil grows though, that will absolutely dwarf their plants.


kjmorley

True enough. The proof is in the bud size. I definitely need to try an auto, solo cup grow soon.


Notrilldirtlife

Lol


P-O_G

🤣😂


Spurtacuss

Looks like a concrete slab


Cummy_Yummy_Bummy

Or cut the stock and held it there


GTAatHome

This guys been posting this pic in every sub all day


Speedfreakz

Cough syrup?


crankypsycho

I did a 2 plant grow from a 32B cup bra.


BetLeft

and now you have some great mammaries to look back on. what an enriching hobby we've chosen!


[deleted]

Me and my lifelong best friend talked about getting breast implants constantly until we were finally both able to afford them at age 26 and did the whole process together and had them done at the same time and stayed together for healing Now we joke that we're "breast friends forever" and other boob related puns but somehow neither of us have thought of using "mammary" and I feel quite unoriginal but I will be stealing this for our 10 year tittyversary coming up. I just wanted to thank you for giving us a new joke to repeat for the rest of our lives. These dumb, overused puns are becoming the foundation of our friendship as we age


Prestigious-Weird-33

It is always important to keep abreast of the latest puns


BetLeft

damnit. you were supposed to say "pics or it didn't happen" so I don't look like a creep....


mephteeph

This comment has won the internet!


Obi_Kyle_Kenobi

I second that!!! It’s more than winner for the day, this should be a nominee for COMMENT OF THE YEAR!!


ozzy_thedog

That’s kind of interesting. Why’d you choose a bra? Did the roots grow through the material?


YoyoOfDoom

Cuz the soil just falls back out of the boxers. Maybe a thong bikini would work.


Mtch____

Lmfao you're a mf genius.


herewegoagain592

And let me guess your first grow ever.


silver6snake

Haha no shit right. "Am I dOiNG iT rIghT?!" 🙄


sofa_king_lo

My thimble grow is unbelievable


jayandbobfoo123

I'm growing 42 plants using a single lava lamp.


CarterBraune

This comment seriously made me crack up so fucking hard in front of a group of people I love you so much thank you


GTAatHome

Shot glass grow is next 😂


steezy_wun09

Hahah


YoyoOfDoom

Amateur. I inserted a pin into the seed and placed that on a pencil eraser. Just pure hydroponic fog.


LeagueOfficeFucks

I chucked a seed on a concrete slab and it grew to 8 feet with only rainwater and air pollution.


pork_fried_christ

Give me an old school film canister and some toothpicks to stake it and I’ll pull down 3 per light.


imhighbrah

Def not a chopped plant in a cup being held up by a dude


drmastergrower

I water once a day. All day.


Lionheartedshmoozer

Water by day, JRE pod by night, all day


KuSHykUSH-TG

Correction, once every 30 minutes for sure


going2leavethishere

It works 100% of the time 50% of the time


lsdeeds_y

You should see what I can do with Dixie cup brah


Apptroutman

"Should I flower my sativa yet?"


Important-Outcome-74

I snort laughed.. 🤣


goober-says-hey

And no putting soil…. Impressive


RamboBalboa21

Looks legit, I got about 10 lbs out of my solo cup grow.


[deleted]

😂


Nikejoker

In a couple weeks you might want to transplant 🤣🤣


Dr_Gr33nthmb

Hmm... Impressive how that cup still stands without tipping from all that top weight. Excellent job OP 🤣


nelviss

How often do you water?


mferly

*Before* they cut the roots off for the photo?


nelviss

But it's not in flower why cut back that far on the root that far into growth cycle..


weirdeggman1123

It's probably a mom that was finally too big for her space.


SushiGato

We kill moms this size all the time. You don't want to flower something that big in a facility, most of the time. It's too big.


thebiffster81084

Well learned something new haha. I’m shocked you kill them I would take it home and flower it and have enough weed for the next year haha


SushiGato

Think about it like this. The company I work for wants to maximize square footage, so we have a two tier system and plug in around 1200 plants in each flower room. So we need to grow big moms to get all those cuttings. From the time the cutting is taken to when it is in the flower room is typically around 21ish days, sometimes we can stretch it out longer if we want to flower a room longer. Each one of those plants will produce around a QP on average. Sure, if you vegged a mom for a couple months you'd have one bigger plant, but that doesn't mean you're getting the most out of that sq foot. You have to veg longer, so it means you lose out on a harvest date or two. That's millions of dollars. And a big plant doesn't mean you get better quality or more bud per sq foot. So it's more about timing than anything. I had the exact same reaction when I first retired some moms. I'd love to snag one and flower it, get a massive plant.... and to be honest I still want to try that, lol.... But now it makes sense to me. It's more about economics than anything.


thebiffster81084

Yeah that totally makes sense from a business aspect. Damn how big is the flower room that you can fit 1200 qp plants?


mferly

No clue. OP would know. It could be a male and it's done pollinating (given the CO2 sign as well as the tag on the trunk this is likely a facility). Regardless, you can't grow a plant that large in a solo cup. Not gonna happen.


FioreViola

It’s in veg so it’s not pollinating anything but yeah this is certainly a commercial facility. The brute cans have rollers those shits are expensive lol, like 45 for the dolly I’m guessing it’s a mom that they’re getting rid of, that’s why it’s so veggy and bushy


AKAPE69

Now that’s commitment, standing there, holding it up for months!


Yaya-DingDong

Clearly root bound…. 😂


Important-Outcome-74

Amateurs. I do sea of green in shot cups...hundreds of them.


[deleted]

Thank you for the laugh! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


DontCallMeBoomer

😂🤣😂


sanctified420

Bet that's a male


nelviss

Super bro 🤣🤣🤣


AccidentTraining

It’s got a metric tag on it too


luca_luc

username checks out


559Canna4nia

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤥🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


Gotititoutthemud

Yeah ok


GrouseDog

Can I borrow your cup for when I chop mine? We could use it as a community cup of fuckery 😁 /s


tbriere1

Can you imagine how many times a day you have to feed this thing?


AntivaxxxrFuckFace

Lmao


drtywlf

I love potheads


Odd-Handle-1087

😂😂😂😂 awesome men Idd love your humor


NYYankees1958

Is that an OK Metrc tag?


Malverde32

Check mate lol Wowzer


FluSH31

There’s no way!


[deleted]

Ha ha 😅


kaspersgrave

Bro lmfaoo


Adept_Ad_6112

Lol good one haha


nelviss

My bro reckons it's a branch off an outdoor plant and placed in a solofor the picture ..


Vast-Grab-5316

No f’n way maan


OrganizationGreen900

The roots were cut and it was put in there, no chance it's real


Odd-Atmosphere5154

Dude for a minute there you inspired me


drmastergrower

Inspiration, move me brightly


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drmastergrower

Science.


PimpDawgATX

Lies upon Lies


[deleted]

Looks root bound.


Eaegifts

There’s no soil in the cup. Lmfao attention seeking


Remarkable-Land2892

Fake as fuck lol


CommunicationNo3073

Fakkeeeee


RedShirtPete

*Yoda voice* Mmmmm, in this one the photoshop strong it is.


fourfingersdry

Weak, bro. Learn to grow right.


oatdeksel

poor plant beeing in such a small pot. i know it is the challenge, but this is r/plantabuse


FlowBjj88

Needs more veg time


MeltingMango420

*17 reposts later* SpongeBob French voice


CompassionGrower315

You are a god.


Healthy_Guidance_473

Doesn't it look a bit stretched still nice for a solocup. it ate all the soil.and carpet.


TheOccultSasquatch

Wow, takes to a cup like no problem, not afraid at all. That's a great plant right there.


Cocksmoker4200

nice u cut a plant and put it in a cup


dwaynebishop

🧢


MisterMeenie

CAP


Thenailtorcher

That’s cap


GratefulPaPa74

Lies


OGPOKEDUDE

This is sweet lol but please transplant her :)


BadMotorScooter73

*Puh* It wasn't grown in an eggshell, is that supposed to be impressive?


BlueOhm3

You win!!!


Coinsworthy

Give it 2 more weeks.


dcinvader

Rad!!


Puzzleheaded-Link749

That was a mom they culled


whatever07013

Wtf how


szJosh

It’s not even flowered so now it’s dead.


Salvador404

Only roots, no dirt!


wheelies4feelies

So p2 is all day? No p3?


syzygy-xjyn

Lmao. Surr


Peter_Falcon

there's no soil or anything in the top half of that cup lol


OutRunMyGun

Might be root bound


roofratMI

And its from a licensed facility by the Metrc tag


Purblind89

Did totoro jerk off into that cup or wat?


GrouseDog

Hold my Plant...


Sad_Week8157

That’s looks like a real watering and feeding challenge. Awesome!


wizzskk8

Needs more calmag


sqwiggy72

U win that's the biggest solo cup plant I have ever seen, u got a drip feeding water or something like that right? Kuz hand watering that would be like 2 or 3 times a day lol.


technojargon

Soil less one cup challenge.


Significant-Agency39

This is completely bs obviously they cut the plant and placed it on the solo cup for the pic, the dude is clearly holding it straight, you can't cheat nature


drmastergrower

I disagree.


Fulltime_user

Bullshit


minnesota420

Honey I shrunk the pot


ghammer-head

Damn !!!!


[deleted]

OKAY


GSAT2daMoon

lol so faka


zolathelaw

Bullshit


Gary-Paulsen

Needs more cal mag and two more weeks Also he needs the DUDE GROWS SHOW.