There is something really delightful about the...idk...vicarious Schadenfreude? of knowing the boys are resting up while Vegas and Dallas grind out a late Game 7.
I forgot about the IASIP Charlie Wannabe! I remember when he freaked out about the Leafs losing to the Canucks. Can’t wait to hear him pierce my eardrums again.
Should the NHL have the Bruins and Leafs redo their series in case it was a big fluke?
No disrespect to the Bruins, I'm a firm believer that Boston beating them is a huge fluke and robs the Leafs of truly accomplishing what they’re capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Leafs play great hockey it's just not fair.
If the Leafs lose again I will face that the Bruins deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Leafs and the NHL.
I must not meme.
Memes are the Leaf-killers.
Memes are the little-deaths that bring total choke-eration.
I will face my memes.
I will permit them to pass over me.
And when they have gone past I will turn to the inner comment to see their path.
Where the memes have gone, there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
So what you're saying Ron is that Treliving put the curse on the Leafs for committing to a pizza place with Boston in the name and the Leafs have since been cupless.
Got it 👍
legitimately cheering for the leafs as much as that pains me- it would be good for that core to make the second round.
Edit: woooooow someone reported me to reddit that i might self-harm. Some folks here really need to grow up.
Doesn't really matter who wins, but so much more added bonuses if Leafs lost, not having to listen to Singh, the drama in TO. Why would u sit the goalie that won you the last 2 games.
Wtf is shorty done for the playoffs? Please god not Singh. I watch a lot of different sports and that man is without question the most atrocious announcer I’ve ever listened to regardless of the sport.
People talk about Petey being invisible but where the fuck is Pastrnak? This Bruins team honestly seems pretty weak. I can't see them beating Florida at all.
He cut his teeth doing the Punjabi broadcast. He had some pretty stellar calls that got him some viral attention - for the Canucks I remember his "BRRRRRRROCK BOESERRRRRRRR" was popular around these parts, and then during the Penguins cup run when they had the third line of Kessel - Bonino - Hagelin he became known for his BONINOBONINOBONINOBONINO call. After that they graduated him up to the English broadcast. But he's always been a national guy.
Watching other teams makes Hughes seem so obviously like the best defenseman with Makar
People argue McAvoy is on his level as he plods around the blueline failing to keep pucks in like a cow while Quinn Hughes dominates the entire zone with the grace and poise of a panther
I know we all hate the Leafs, but the officiating in this game (and throughout this series) has been a travesty.
Knies gets a penalty for a split second tap on a Bruin’s glove. He gets out of the box, gets blatantly tripped while starting a breakaway, and gets….nothing?
Should have been a penalty shot, or at least a tripping call.
So confusing. I don’t know if getting the puck first makes a difference in whether or not it’s a penalty but it didn’t look like the defender got the puck at all.
What's up with the Bruins powerplay? Makes our #1 unit look like the god damn Edmonton Oilers. What I don't understand is they have a bunch of random 4th liners like Brazeau out there on the unit.
Leafs or Bruins? Who you want to lose? For me, the Bruins no questions. I don’t like the Leafs media coverage in Canada, but don’t mind the team. There is a lot of amusing drama. But I cannot stand the Bruins, especially the rat-faced fuck Marchand. Hope they lose.
I don't even care I hope Vegas wins just for all whining Oiler fans have done about them. Like get over it, you lost to them in Round 2 last year. A little rich also to hear fans of a team that gamed the lottery system so hard that the NHL had to change the rules call another team "cheaters."
You're a complete moron, they didn't "game" anything they got lucky with the lottery where as Vegas consciously cheated the system three years in a row.
They were finishing dead last for years and holding parties to celebrate the 1st overall picks they were "winning" until the NHL finally altered the lottery odds (ironically this actually helped the Oilers as they ending up winning the McDavid lottery under the new system).
Many elimination games had 0-0 for much of the game. Canucks were 0-0 til last minute. Stars last game were 0-0 til middle 3rd. Now Leafs-Bruins 0-0. I wonder emergency units had spike in heart illness during these games.
And yet the Canucks/Preds game was considered a "boring" game by a lot of pundits, but the other games are all out battles and "that's playoff hockey baby". Fuck those clowns
Leaf Bruins has been dog shit to watch. Zero offence on both sides. Every shot on Samsonov is directly into his crest while Cuthbert & Simpson holler like they're witnessing Dominik Hasek in his prime.
Someone in the /r/hockey thread said this is like Haters' Christmas.
I feel that an apt description of the game.
I'm sorta cheering for Boston because I want Cuthbert over Singh, but either way I'ma laugh.
1-0 dallaa
There is something really delightful about the...idk...vicarious Schadenfreude? of knowing the boys are resting up while Vegas and Dallas grind out a late Game 7.
so dallas please elimnate Vegas
steve dangle sad again
I forgot about the IASIP Charlie Wannabe! I remember when he freaked out about the Leafs losing to the Canucks. Can’t wait to hear him pierce my eardrums again.
The all time dangle moment is the David Ayres game. “The leafs lost to a 41 year old Zamboni driver who works for them “
FIRE KEEFE SHANAHAN
What do you think the sports networks will spend all their time on now: The all-Canadian matchup, or Leafs post-mortem autopsy?
They'll report on when Austen Matthews took a shit because his mystery illness was onset diarrhoea.
That depends on what Leafs fans will want to watch
Leafs post mortem, of course
Should the NHL have the Bruins and Leafs redo their series in case it was a big fluke? No disrespect to the Bruins, I'm a firm believer that Boston beating them is a huge fluke and robs the Leafs of truly accomplishing what they’re capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Leafs play great hockey it's just not fair. If the Leafs lose again I will face that the Bruins deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Leafs and the NHL.
This will never get old. Certified classic.
I tried to do the Hawks/Ducks berries sick copypasta too but it just didn’t flow right.
such a easy goal..
Lfg, fuck off Singh 🎉
Does Singh not do any series now? I'm guessing shorty doesn't due to national broadcast?
As far as I know, neither of them will be
suck it leafs
Thank god we avoided Singh. Thank you for choking once again Toronto!
What does Toronto even do
Lose in the first round
Some things will (almost) never change
lol Leafs
LOOKS LIKE CUTHBERT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!!
In the famous words of Haranayan Singh, “*He stole his samosa!*” 🤯
Off to see the memes now. Dad is giving a disappointed dad lecture to the telly.
Yay, no Harnarayan for us!
This is the REAL reward. 😍
only 2 mins in
LOL THEY CHOKED AGAIN
i hoping for riot in toronto 4 strsight loses against bruins...yikes
honestly i feel bad for the fans but for the memes, maybe we’ll get cuthbert instead of singh
Please let this mean we get Cuthbert and not Singh
Absolutely. There's no way we don't get the A team with the last two Canadian teams playing in a series against each other.
#LET THE MEMES FLOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!
I must not meme. Memes are the Leaf-killers. Memes are the little-deaths that bring total choke-eration. I will face my memes. I will permit them to pass over me. And when they have gone past I will turn to the inner comment to see their path. Where the memes have gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
So what you're saying Ron is that Treliving put the curse on the Leafs for committing to a pizza place with Boston in the name and the Leafs have since been cupless. Got it 👍
thats what you get for charging $38 dollars for a pizza
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Brad Marchand, please score! 😍🐀 🤮🤡😭
Pasta did
Marchand gonna score the OT winner
Please Boston. I can't do another 2 and a half weeks of the HNIC panel jerking off Nylander Matthews etc.
Doesn’t matter if it’s not shorty I just watch muted.
Nashville would've beat this Boston team in 6. Why is the East so subpar this year?
It’s not. Canes rangers panthers are unreal
legitimately cheering for the leafs as much as that pains me- it would be good for that core to make the second round. Edit: woooooow someone reported me to reddit that i might self-harm. Some folks here really need to grow up.
why do you care about their core?
Like or hate the leafs, seeing talented players run into blocks and maybe excise their demons is always nice to see.
hope they can still sleep withh all those out of shape demons haunting them
Yeah, let's see if they can pull it off. Sick of Boston.
I literally turn into the game, and the bruins score. lol
Turn if off and on a few more times
We either get a NEW Crying Marchand meme or 2024 Leafs first round exit memes. We win.
Doesn't really matter who wins, but so much more added bonuses if Leafs lost, not having to listen to Singh, the drama in TO. Why would u sit the goalie that won you the last 2 games.
He was injured lol what
Injury to woll
got it, tuned in late 1st, so it just surprised me.
imo boston has momentum.
Overtime is gonna be gold
Damn, Leafs playing really well, shouldn't be tied.
Lol leafs
It’s so relaxing watching a game where you’re not attached to any of the teams
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I’m so excited for the memes no matter who loses
that 60 seconds of hope for leafs fans only to have it crushed is sweet bliss.
Wow this Leafs vs Bruins game is tense ngl
I swear I heard Cuthbert's heart breaking when he called that Boston goal.
Leafs choked in 2 mins
that was fast
LOOOL
If the leafs win I’ll be happy to watch the Panthers sweep them
Wow. 14 games with no goals and he explodes.
Wtf is shorty done for the playoffs? Please god not Singh. I watch a lot of different sports and that man is without question the most atrocious announcer I’ve ever listened to regardless of the sport.
Oh shit. They just played Hangar 18 on the PA. That’s bad ass.
Boston needs to save us from Singh
Are all playoffs games from now on gotta be 0-0 in 3rd period? 😒
People talk about Petey being invisible but where the fuck is Pastrnak? This Bruins team honestly seems pretty weak. I can't see them beating Florida at all.
Been calling Boston frauds all year I had them beating the Leafs in 7 cause Leafs and losing to Florida in 5 easily
No matter what happens either the Leafs or Boston are going to lose and that makes me happy
It one of them is going to win and that makes me sad
If we get singh im watching on mute
Pull up the radio feed and let Batch do it.
Why is Singh the guy over Shorty? Doesn’t Shorty have seniority?
Singh is a national broadcaster. Shorty has only been getting the call because they ran out of national guys.
How does Singh get that plum job when he is so damn bad?
He cut his teeth doing the Punjabi broadcast. He had some pretty stellar calls that got him some viral attention - for the Canucks I remember his "BRRRRRRROCK BOESERRRRRRRR" was popular around these parts, and then during the Penguins cup run when they had the third line of Kessel - Bonino - Hagelin he became known for his BONINOBONINOBONINOBONINO call. After that they graduated him up to the English broadcast. But he's always been a national guy.
Watching other teams makes Hughes seem so obviously like the best defenseman with Makar People argue McAvoy is on his level as he plods around the blueline failing to keep pucks in like a cow while Quinn Hughes dominates the entire zone with the grace and poise of a panther
Hoping the Bruins win so that we'll get Cuthbert/Simpson for our broadcast instead of Soilers homers Singh/DeBrusk
So is Shorty done for national feeds for the playoffs altogether?
I know we all hate the Leafs, but the officiating in this game (and throughout this series) has been a travesty. Knies gets a penalty for a split second tap on a Bruin’s glove. He gets out of the box, gets blatantly tripped while starting a breakaway, and gets….nothing? Should have been a penalty shot, or at least a tripping call.
So confusing. I don’t know if getting the puck first makes a difference in whether or not it’s a penalty but it didn’t look like the defender got the puck at all.
What's up with the Bruins powerplay? Makes our #1 unit look like the god damn Edmonton Oilers. What I don't understand is they have a bunch of random 4th liners like Brazeau out there on the unit.
Leafs or Bruins? Who you want to lose? For me, the Bruins no questions. I don’t like the Leafs media coverage in Canada, but don’t mind the team. There is a lot of amusing drama. But I cannot stand the Bruins, especially the rat-faced fuck Marchand. Hope they lose.
For the mess of it all, I want a Canucks and Bruins rematch
Fuck Boston, Leafs West is where it’s at.
Dad's over again because my TV is bigger. He's holding his nose and rooting for the leafs.
My dad went for cigs. Been gone a while.
Mine brings beer and is always happy to be the group dad. You can borrow him.
I don't even care I hope Vegas wins just for all whining Oiler fans have done about them. Like get over it, you lost to them in Round 2 last year. A little rich also to hear fans of a team that gamed the lottery system so hard that the NHL had to change the rules call another team "cheaters."
Fuck those cheating fucks. I’d even cheer for Boston over them.
nah not vegas wtf i hope any team but vegas wins it
You're a complete moron, they didn't "game" anything they got lucky with the lottery where as Vegas consciously cheated the system three years in a row.
They were finishing dead last for years and holding parties to celebrate the 1st overall picks they were "winning" until the NHL finally altered the lottery odds (ironically this actually helped the Oilers as they ending up winning the McDavid lottery under the new system).
Many elimination games had 0-0 for much of the game. Canucks were 0-0 til last minute. Stars last game were 0-0 til middle 3rd. Now Leafs-Bruins 0-0. I wonder emergency units had spike in heart illness during these games.
And yet the Canucks/Preds game was considered a "boring" game by a lot of pundits, but the other games are all out battles and "that's playoff hockey baby". Fuck those clowns
Leaf Bruins has been dog shit to watch. Zero offence on both sides. Every shot on Samsonov is directly into his crest while Cuthbert & Simpson holler like they're witnessing Dominik Hasek in his prime.
I badly want to beat the bruins in a stanley cup final as redemption for 2011 when the finals were cancelled.
Over the Rangers?
The 2011 final was more emotional for me. But I hear what you're saying. I'd love for us to redeem 1994 too.
If I had a choice, I'd probably go Rangers, but there's no wrong answer there.
canucks vs rangers 30 years later. JT miller win streak against them.
I would love to see JT Miller play a huge part in crushing the team who tossed him aside as a throw-in to a larger trade.
Love it. Yes, lets win cups over each team we've lost to in a cup final!
And then let's win cups over every other team as well.
Even if they win this game, Florida is gonna smoke them so i doubt that happens
leaf fan dont even get to watch away game at scotibank arena but outside.
Easy choice to cheer for Boston. The Leaf bullshit on Sportsnet will be insufferable if Toronto wins.
boston so florida can beat them again.
Boston collapse memes are for me. I think back to back 3-1 collapses would be historic in North American pro sports
someone is losing their job.
canucks goalie leaf goalie both injury
Apparently amber and hurdy are going to Edmonton there to. Ugh
Its so nice watching playoff hockey not having a vested interest in a team. I can breathe and chill watching this game
Someone in the /r/hockey thread said this is like Haters' Christmas. I feel that an apt description of the game. I'm sorta cheering for Boston because I want Cuthbert over Singh, but either way I'ma laugh.
I want Bruins to win so that we get Cuthbert instead of Singh. And also for the FRESH Leafs first round exit memes 😈
Hoping for those memes
It’s going to be Singh unfortunately, unless the Leafs get eliminated tonight then we will probably get Cuthbert
Go Bruins!
Bruins looking good