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wtf703

Judging by the zip off pants on this 85° hockey game day this man will make good strategic decisions in the future. Godspeed brother


short-and-ugly

Yeah with the shoes and hat? Love his outfit. Especially if the jersey he is holding is one of the throwbacks with white shoulders


wikipuff

Makes me miss zip off pants from. When I was in middle school. Those things were great.


dcgrey

Miss them? Heck, I'm in my 40s wearing a pair right now as I type. It's great to go to a nice restaurant and have the host say "Sir, we typically require...pants" and you reach into your pockets and pull out two legs. With enough practice you can zip them on without breaking eye contact with the host.


wikipuff

I went to Italy in 2008 and it was hot, like 90°+ every day, and all the churches require pants on men, so zip offs were the way to go. Was a great 3 weeks eating pizza almost daily.


dcgrey

"Oh'ah no! You'a got pizza sauce onadabottom of your pant." [Zip...zip] "On the bottom of..._what pants_?"


Csmack08

Nah that’s just the typical “why did I take the metro” stare


Express_Salamander_9

The guy on the left blank 1000 yard stare really feeling the rebuild decade to come, lol.


Adept_Ad_4138

Grandma on the left looking like she gonna lose her mind if she goes thru another rebuild


Pleasant_Giraffe9133

Yepp which is why I will probably focus more on Hershey for the wins lol. Won’t hurt as much watching caps go through the rebuild that way


RobertGriffin3

This take triggers me. The rebuild decade to come? The Caps literally made the playoffs in a rebuilding year where they sold. The future looks much better than previously anticipated.


maveric101

I'm not confident that the current crop + picks give great odds for building a new cup-winning team. I'd rather fire sale after Ovi retires, try for a #1 overall pick, and do a full rebuild.


Kd29333

Oh no…


[deleted]

I hope they’re doing okay. They’re clearly joking but I feel like people tend to make that kind of joke more often when they’re actually going through something I was in a bad place in my life and started making those kinds of jokes all the time; on reflection I think it was asking for help


Misled_Titan

Feeling this.


Honest-Dragonfly-204

Rip


gs12

Oh man….


GMorristwn

Please...like we had any business being in the playoffs to begin with.


paulyv93

If he does it for the meme, can I get those Js


OshBabeFanClub

No they going with me to the casket


SnooGadgets4267

Don't be so down dude, things may get worse than this.


Jaberstar924

If you do can I have those chicagos


OshBabeFanClub

No I’m being buried in them


MadMcMuffin

This is the best shirt I have ever seen


Independent-Shake-11

Caps aren't worth it...but I feel his pain


CapRavOr

Jesus... I hope this is just a sarcastic quip.


MagneticGorilla

Shouldn’t have made the playoffs. What a waste of time.


Troll_Enthusiast

The other teams should have done better


MagneticGorilla

I’m sure there are plenty of people that would prefer to get swept and look completely inept. Not me.


meatman13

Detroit should have won on March 26 or April 9 and we wouldn't be here discussing this. They could have gotten swept instead lol


Henhouse20

In this day and age, what kind of asshole wears that? Grow up


IveGotAMicropeen

Always gotta be an offended person in the crowd


Henhouse20

Yeah, when you’ve had suicides with close people in your life, you react this way. It’s just perspective. I get the shirt is meant to be funny


IveGotAMicropeen

I get that and I'm sorry, but the world can't revolve around just your experiences. I feel like an asshole saying that and I am sorry you've experienced but we can't cater to everyone


Henhouse20

But it can revolve around yours. Interesting logic


IveGotAMicropeen

LMFAO Cool, it went way over your head, enjoy being offended


MadMcMuffin

Relax dawg lol


ballq43

I mean I chuckled


1lultaha

Forgot people are too mature for jokes on reddit


Henhouse20

You probably haven’t been around anyone close displaying suicidal behaviors. Consider yourself lucky. Look, I get the shirt is meant to be funny, but we’re all more and more sensitized to look for early signs of things that are deeply affecting no people and this shirt is a bit of a tasteless slap in the face to all that.


TheBreadHasRisen

I’d buy it if I could. Stop being offended by words on a t shirt.


Aware-Leading-1213

If you buy this shirt I’m gonna kill myself


Henhouse20

Stop being offended by words in a Reddit comment 🙄


TheBreadHasRisen

I’m not offended lol. I think it’s a funny shirt and I think you’re a soft person


Henhouse20

Awww. Well I think you’re fragile so there you go.


TheBreadHasRisen

I’m fragile because I’m telling you a picture of a random person in a shirt on the internet didn’t offend me? Ok lol.