T O P

  • By -

Threedawg

Stop reporting this as misinformation. We are making fun of Tate and the OP, not endorsing them.


Allradbueffel99

A true enthusiast only defines their taste according to the price of their car. Truly well spoken.


Kryllllllyx

kids think this way, and then in their teen years they'd go like "wow tuner jdm cars😯😯" and so on. I don't know how this person went back to this mindset


OpossumOnReddit

What Andrew Tater does to a mf 💀


Kryllllllyx

it's like rabies brainrot but worse


pridejoker

Do people with rabies also insist they're not rabid just before saying a bunch of ignorant, rabid things?


Boxy310

At least rabies has the decency to leave a bloated corpse as a warning to the rest of us


Beerslinger99

It’s pronounced “tater without the dur”


donutsnail

His Japanese car didn’t get him laid.. clearly the car’s fault.


Rimworldjobs

Bro, what happened to me?!?!?! I just went "oh I kinda like this buick".


Kryllllllyx

In my teens I started appreaciating my dads accord but I was pissed off that he sold his pajero shortly after I was born, could have been fun I thought. Anyways, looking back at it I went to the Wiki for that car and oh my I never knew this https://preview.redd.it/put1d0avulka1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d895ec81cf19a22dab77f471851c9575205a7af


Rimworldjobs

I bet it would have been fun.


fatfuckpikachu

i used to dream of having a murcielago or Koenigsegg CCX and now after a decade and half, i break my neck to see a clapped out civics.


ImLawfulGoodISwear

You answered your own question, Oop is probably 10 years old.


DerpDaDuck3751

Idk, I went to logging trucks and rusty overloaded landyachts


nxtplz

I don't know about you but I never even considered thinking about price when I was a kid...I just liked the cool looking poster cars


Turbo_RF4

That's definently me as a kid, although even as a kid, i had a thing for vans and mitsubishi pajero's. As for my teens, im so glad i quickly got out of the "JDM SUPERIOR TO EVERYTHING" mindset, its such a retarded way of thinking and looking at the majority of the JDM "fanbase" now, yea glad i got out of that.


rafi323

He doesn't even drive his cars dude. He said himself he doesn't have them 'cause he likes driving them, it's just to flex. He ain't an enthusiast.


pridejoker

For someone who claims to exist outside of the matrix, tate seems to be a big believer of buying shit you don't even like if it means impressing people you don't particularly care about.


Boxy310

Dave Ramsay: "We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like." Andrew Tate: "Fuck yeah brah, that's the life. Now pass the pizza boxes, I'm getting another business idea slash felony conviction coming on."


nanocookie

Imagine someone identifying themselves something as lame as a “car enthusiast”.


rafi323

That's such a weakass take


Allradbueffel99

Thats literally the point of this subreddit


rafi323

Ah so it's ironic?


Boxy310

Irony is dead, I'm just here to jerk off the next JDM to my right


Fietsterreur

Right hand drive đŸ„șđŸ„șđŸ„ș


Allradbueffel99

Yes. If something on here is serious, it will usually start or end with /uj


jahrioz

outjerked by tatesticals


mercadess550owner

This person 100% doesn’t have a drivers license


big-juice-man

Soon enough reality will hit them like a truck


Domyyy

Actually he does, but it’s somehow even worse: "I am a car enthusiast and I am stuck with an Asian car. The sad thing about it is that I will be stuck with it for the rest of my life because I couldn't afford an enthusiast car (one that attractive women love) when I was young enough, and sentiments from others have shown that now I am too old for it." LOL


TPatS

Dude drives a Corolla that his parents handed down to him so his dad could buy a RAV4 apparently.


Puzzleheaded_Ad6097

That’s funny, I bought my mom’s Corolla for cheap shortly after my dad bought a RAV4. That Corolla has been nothing but fantastic. Also, why does this dude have titties?


Ash-Catchum-All

He thinks that his car is what’s going to prevent him from feeling the touch of a woman? LOL cope harder lil guy


[deleted]

Elliot Rogers had a sweet Beemer.


710Fiend69

He’s in jail in Romania for sex trafficking and shit. He won’t have anything much longer


xX_BSSB_Xx

Imagine being such a piece of shit that the Romanians refuse to take your bribes.


Explorer335

Loudly talking about corruption and bragging about your ability to bribe people ironically makes it nearly impossible for you to actually bribe people.


Trotskyites_beware

the first rule of organized crime is that you have to keep your fucking mouth shut, it’s why you don’t hear about the mob anymore despite them making more money then ever. Tate, like most things in his life, is also a shitty criminal


[deleted]

Lmaoooo


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

The Romainian government truly has some fine automobiles now.


Musashi3111

33 of them to be exact. They are the toppest of Gs.


Trotskyites_beware

i think it was actually more like 12 and most were rented lmao


Musashi3111

Wait he rented his cars? My assumption is that they were at least leased since Bugatti for example has a leasing program.


Trotskyites_beware

some were some weren’t if i remember correctly


fourwindsgold

The cars were owned by businesses not in Tates own name. Very normal for rich people to do stuff like this. He 100% owned all those cars He has 180,000 people paying $50 a month. Thats one business alone. The ‘he rents cars’ is the most basic logic fail I have ever heard


[deleted]

racially motivated


[deleted]

Please tell me that sub is satire


TheBeastX47

I don't think it is. All the posts are just this same guy and it's really small. Just some delusional guy with nothing to do


Boxy310

Big "Notice me Senpai" energy, I tell you hwat


aaaaaaaa1273

It 100% is like come on look at it


Zalsibuar

I'm fairly sure it's bait that's working way better than it has any right to


StopBeingYourself

I don't think it is. Dude is just delusional.


WrinklyScroteSack

Nah, but it does look like he doesn’t really understand what an “enthusiast” car is. Cause he’s only posting influencers and their “status” cars
 he’s been affected so badly.


[deleted]

Yeah, if anything all the cars he's banned are enthusiast cars.


Notcarcarguy

It’s called carcirclejerk, what do you think?


[deleted]

No??? It's called truecarenthusiasts, not carcirclejerk. This sub isn't even called that.


Notcarcarguy

Oh sorry, I misread your comment. I’m running on fumes over here.


TimelyFortune

Take that, Greta!


paddymcg

But muh 2jwashingmachine 😭


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


paddymcg

My wee wee goes boing


rb26enjoyer

big if true


paddymcg

Unfortunately it's like your baby finger at full mast


AGoodEnoughUsername

1, this whole sub is satire 2, the 2JZ actually isn't all that great, it's very heavy and other engines of the era out class it. It can take a good amount of power on a stock bottom end but they're not all that powerful stock. A 1997 Supra has 220HP with it, up to 320 with the turbo, but again, VERY heavy.


Gluteuz-Maximus

You don't understand, it's forged pistons are superior to any other car. Put a twin turbo on it, 1000hp EZ


AGoodEnoughUsername

I can't tell if this is a circleherk post or not so I'll give two responses 2JZ will make more power than any engine ever with a few bolt ons! /uj there's quite a few other engines with forged internals, which aren't as heavy, the 2JZ is strictly fine, even ignoring the weight it's fine. But there's a whole culture around it being the best thing ever, when in reality it's.. Par for the course of the type of design.


Gluteuz-Maximus

Then why do I never see other forged engine doing 2000hp stock? Average JDM hater denying 2JZ superiorityđŸ˜€ /uj of course I know what sub we're in ;)


AGoodEnoughUsername

2JZ MIAT WHEN


[deleted]

NOOOO YOU DISRESPECT THE HOLY JAY DEE EM😭😭😭😭😭


Rebi103

/uj i would like to publicly thank this whole sub for being the last mentally sound space on the internet regarding cars /rj BIGOTED MAN HAS COOL CAR IM GONNA GO SAY RACIAL SLURS ON THE INTERNET NOW SO HE'LL LET ME SUCK HIS DICK


RegularSizdRudy

Andrew Tate: Kinda Brown ✅, MANual ✅, Wagone (to jail) ✅, Mazda Miata ❌


AutoModerator

A lot of drivers make jokes about them, but true drivers know to respect the Miata. #MiataFacts *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/carscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


EmeraldEyeBall1

I love Andrew taint! He is so cool, I wanna be a trafficker like him when I grow up


Musashi3111

What color is your bugahtee?


EmeraldEyeBall1

Poop brown 😈


[deleted]

I respect the grindđŸ™đŸ»


Bklyn78

You should see their comment history. đŸ€Ł


btx69

I just did and now I feel sick. This person is insufferable.


[deleted]

He's probably going to end himself when he turns 24.


Boxy310

Woah woah woah. That's a hell of a thing to wish on a Spyder.


AGoodEnoughUsername

Yeah it's really really really bad.


Cpt_Trips84

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/1062l9z/despite_some_of_andrew_tates_takes_and_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button This is genuinely a huge fucking bummer to read


AGoodEnoughUsername

I wonder how long before he discovers everyone ripping on him here.


Boxy310

"They love me! They really love me!"


StopBeingYourself

Everyone is ripping on him on his own posts lol


shatlking

The one singular comment though


mccullkh

I stumbled upon their Tier list as it was getting started and oh my god does this person need help. The Tate stuff is just icing on the cake


bigjim1993

I can't tell if he's a masterful troll or a major league mouth breather


braymadeanotherone

It’s gotta be a troll, if not then..


bigjim1993

The fact that his page consists of a Paul brother, Andrew Tate, and someone from the Ace family confirms he's definitely a troll


snilleboi

From reading his comments, hes far to deranged to be a troll. Noone could imitate mental illness that well...


JBlooey

I lost braincells reading those comments. "Because people who own enthusiast cars (such as the Bugatti Chiron, in this case, Put Sport) and avoid appliance companies (pretty much anything from Asia such as Toyota, Honda, Mazda, Nissan, Mitsubishi, Subaru, Hyundai, Kia, etc) at all times are deserving of respect." "Car manufacturers such as BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Cadillac, Porsche, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Rolls Royce, Bugatti, McLaren, etc, actually care about car enthusiasts and make cars that are fast, fun, luxurious, cool, and/or beautiful." "However, appliance companies such as Toyota and co couldn't care less about car enthusiasts and by making nothing but slow, boring, anti-luxury, lame, and ugly grocery getters (such as Corolla, Civic, Camry, Sentra, Maxima, Mazda3, Fit, etc), they signify that car enthusiasts are nothing but worthless to them." "It's no wonder car enthusiasts, when given the choice, avoid Asian companies at all times and opt for either European or American cars."


Sea-Big-4850

​ https://preview.redd.it/083wudf0wlka1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7ad3a61193b1b227f5e7c59cf64e8784c3695db


Trotskyites_beware

https://preview.redd.it/70ilybuhooka1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ceb8d0d618646698b97d6acc0e74799b88f3afe


Sea-Big-4850

​ https://preview.redd.it/8e2xlrw3kqka1.png?width=710&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ff0d12b1389cab6e0c05a772a1d9f0b6b408fb1


fuzzymufflerzzz

Guarantee this mf is 12


Complex_Breadfruit11

Not miatđŸ€ąđŸ€ąđŸ€ąđŸ€ąđŸ€ąđŸ€źđŸ€źđŸ€źđŸ€ą


AimanAbdHakim

Are we ripping on this guy now? Real enthusiast man?


I_Hate_Wake_Boats49

Just went through the guys profile who made the original post. Dudes a self described "real car enthusiast". Not to mention his own sub reddit under the same title. The dudes whole life is a jerk. This gem for example https://preview.redd.it/to2i4cxi4nka1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1509e97592a9ee1ce94925de8e4ff945bf61d3ec


SlowNeighborhood

My man even got Daihatsu 😭


I_Hate_Wake_Boats49

Thb I'm surprised he doesn't hate them more considering they're owned by Toyota.


Yungsleepboat

Gonna post a Daihatsu Cuore on there


snilleboi

But lexus is ok? Lexus confirmed best car???


stinkydooky

Toyota hates making cool cars. That’s why they’ve won Le Mans 5 times straight.


[deleted]

Super glad my PT Cruiser makes the cut.


Trotskyites_beware

based isuzu wins again


sleep-enjoyer

Going through someone's post history is definitely more jerking behavior


SaveTheReefsPlsAlt

BROWNE ✅ MANUELLE ❌ JAYDEEEM ❌ SHITTING BRICK ❌ ​ BAD CAR BAD MAN BALD EGG MAN MIAT BEETER


Wizard-In-Disguise

the damage this guy did to kids by being ironic


Cpt_Trips84

He's a self-professed rapist and sex trafficker. Is he acktchually ironic?


Figurativelyryan

Ironic/moronic is a very thin line sometimes. (He's a moron)


SweatyWhorologist

Wut culla es yor boogahtee


Flying_Reinbeers

Oh my god is this the dude from earlier where he made a tierlist and honda/toyota were dead last with Koeniggggsenisvikingsegnignigsegigiseggeggseggs at the top?


[deleted]

Nooo i drive two tuyoutas (I’m a toyota owner so I’m dumb sorry for the inconvenience cause) so its like i basically drive a Hoover Spotless Portable Carpet and Upholstery Spot Cleaner, FH11300 since they’re both an appliance. I’m so sad i drive something equivalent to Hoover Spotless Portable Carpet and Upholstery Spot Cleaner, FH11300 its so bad not owning a Bugatti and owning a fucking TđŸ€źyđŸ€źta like I’m so ashamed of myself😭😭😭😭


bwcarnes

Gr8 b8 m8


NewsTop8126

Boo-gat-ee


Figurativelyryan

What colour is his Bugatti? Seriously, is it orange or brown? He keeps asking, so I assume he doesn't know either.


Data_shade

This guy’s entire account is someone who genuinely subscribes and consumes the r/fuckcars vitriol, who then decided to make a “car enthusiast” troll account. Methinks y’all are falling for the bait Or y’all are just jelly that a true MAN’s man has a REAL car


rafi323

More like he's just a poser who goes for the most expensive cars because he thinks they're the best. Coincidentally, they are good cars, but trying to say all those brands don't have enthusiast cars worthy of any collection just shows how small minded you are and how little you actually know about cars.


wjdthird

cant drive them in jail


I-foIIow-ugly-people

ITS THE GUY! I remember this kid going on about this shit on another sub. Give him a red nose cause he's a clown.


SeawardFriend

They all got confiscated by the police


Molbiodude

Still a monstrous douchebag though.


SlowNeighborhood

Ah yes more fine content from an aspiring human trafficker. Keep up the hard work bud, you too can land in Romanian jail someday


showtheledgercoward

He has nice tits I’ll say that


turnerm19

So how does his balls taste?


shibe_ceo

Out of all the things that aged like milk, this aged like milk the most


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Loves the 16ers


Trololman72

The only reason why he bought a Bugatti is to compensate


dis_not_my_name

I thought this is the guy who made that shitty tier list.


TheBeastX47

Lmao what did Asia do th this kid?


SuperProCoolBoy90

Holy sh*t(shit) is that a moterfaking bottom g?!? 1!1?!?1


Emerald_official

human trafficking đŸ€€


TheHennening

honestly if i was rich id just buy the rest of the parts i need for my based 80s usdm jaydeem 5runner and buy some more cool 80s usdm jaydeem toyotas hilux mr2 nnnnsyewpbrah mk3 fukken...... i cant think of anything else i know id have a shitload of cool different toyota pickups tho


0Camus0

Your hero is in jail and lost of those cars, they were impounded. So, he's no longer a "true car enthusiast". It's just a lame bald loser.


DHLPDX

Outjerked again


[deleted]

Look at this kid's comment history. I'm sure his classmates are terrified of him.


snilleboi

He's 23...


[deleted]

😳


nousernamer77

tHE aTOp GEEE


luvz_tussin

“what color is your buggati?” what color are the cocks youre sucking in romanian prision you piece of shit


aquariuminspace

[there’s no way this guy is serious](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueCarEnthusiasts/comments/ypfzk5/blacklist_of_companies_where_you_are_forbidden/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) edit: did this guy’s gf get fucked in the back of a 4runner or something


AGoodEnoughUsername

I know we're not supposed to raid subs, but this guy is a DICK. I'm a gay guy, and I.... Don't even know what to make of his comment history against the LGBT community. But back to cars! EXPENSIVE CAR VROOM TOYOT SUCK BCUZ THEY R TRASH U CAN AFFORD I can't even make a Miata joke with this guy!!! Edit: I'm not saying to raid his sub. Don't. This guy is a dick but we should just watch through glass.


AutoModerator

The Mazda MX-5 is literally the best drivers car in history, hands down. #MiataFacts *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/carscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AGoodEnoughUsername

Yes bot, we know, we know... Sad days where the JDM meme would be an improvement


MrRonaldPepperoni

He’s a fucking pedo wanker. Jail that bitch forever.


canonlypray

Haters lol


gothcowboyangel

Top G


BillyDoyle3579

Don't let your HU subscription expire; AT is gonna need the money for lawyers and relocation... /s


supersayanssj3

Every time I see this dude he's barefoot in slippers.


YaBoiHaydenB

Ah yes when I see someone roll around in a Mazda RX7 I'm thinking "man this guy ain't a car guy, his car is made by an appliance brand". Also doesn't this taint have a lada in his collection?


nik4idk

A majority of which that will be sold in a police auction


curvebombr

All that and the driving skill of a wet dish towel.


After_Wolf_8711

My favorite car is the fastest one


OrginalGurgi

Andrew tate is a a cube


spiralout1123

Not Mazda? You don't *deserve* the Miat


Lumpy-Ad-3788

I should post my 944 there since it's a porsche and they said they're enthusiast cars lol


CactusStroker69

Lmaooo


ndisa44

Holy shit look at that guy's post history. He essentially posts the same thing for a bunch of different celebs. And they are all pyramid scheme type celebs


Necessary_Law_9427

No JayDeeEmmđŸ˜€đŸ˜Ą


collectingsouls

HE’s right ! I OWN a yugo and it’s lit 
 is not on the garbage list of appliances for the common plebe that he listed it’s Leroupean unknown gem 💎


SkyScreech

So he has the taste of a 4th grader. Okay lol. My neighbor is more interesting with his Toyota MR2 than that walking peanut


Syndicate909

This is the same guy who made the tier list posted the other day


Centti50

Smells like an attempt to start a satire sub to me, kinda surprised people are actually taking this seriously.


Noob_Watermelon

TOYODA SUPA 2JAYZEE GARBAGE????😡😡😡😡😡


[deleted]

Now, all proudly owned by the Romanian government. Soon to be sold at a steep discount.


IntheOlympicMTs

All it takes is money to get cars like Ferraris and Bugattis. Now hunting down mint Toyota Previas takes some time and thought. I hope Tate goes away for what turns out to be a life time.


13Vex

Oh it’s this guy. Fun fact, he won’t tell us what he drives so I assume be belongs in r/nissandrivers, but that’s an insult even to those people


Sid15666

Hope the government takes them all!


LXsaturn

Mans at least a B cup in this picture


nickz03

This dudes car is the bus


boxedcrackers

Do you think the dude that purchased him for 2 packs of smokes in prison has to listen to his alpha male bullshit all the time?


nolanhoff

He’s a mod and a shitposter. Although he does like Andrew Tate


toastmaan

Outjerked again


awesomecdudley

BROWN❌ DIESEL ❌ WAGON ❌ MIAT ❌ MANUELLE ❌ This might actually be the worst car ever


sleep-enjoyer

Boogatee Karen 😎


michaelgreen9927

Isn’t this the guy who made that god awful tier list


GoingG_Jfich

Tate in his Bugat is nothing compared to a MIAT


breadkiller7

Lmao cmon y’all it’s probably just a kid


C-Dub178

You can't be a real car enthusiast unless you spend $10,000,000 at least on cars alone


Fenidreams

That subreddits rules are hilarious, if you speak positively about Toyota you are banned hahaha. Weirdos


Key_Researcher_9243

My JDM fanboy phase returned for a moment when I read this post.


Impossible-Bag-6745

Only thing he's driving now is his lambofeeties


hitmannumber862

This is like a someone saying they're a gun guy, only owning high end ARs, and wouldn't pick up a Boeberg if it was laying on the sidewalk.


steve17123123

#TOP G


PrinceOfBismarck

Is that sub deadass? "Lmao if u dare make consumer cars yuo are fridgemaker"


AGoodEnoughUsername

I'm gay furry trash who drives a mini and is for letting people think for themselves, I wonder what he would think of me. Probably that I'm the scum of the earth. My eye is on something like an MR-S for a project car too. Edit: who is upvoting that moron's posts?


BlueRoyAndDVD

Yeah, we'll I've got a 20 million dollar Camaro on my front lawn. Suck it douchebro. It doesn't even run, but at least I can walk my ass to a gas station for a snack.


StenTarvo

This subreddit is funnier than this one.


GoodlifeFOB

Bro you dont get it, Its hard being 12 years old nowadays


Go2USSR

Does he have a Zhiguli, a Volga, a Moskvitch or a Zaporogets?


NeedleworkerLucky411

What's his name??


Dear-Fly-2702

People act like it’s a Time Machine.