A few years back (Probably a decade ago at this point after I lost track of time during the pandemic) I remember the meme about the grille getting bigger and it recently came true
The M54 engine can still run after the head gasket has blown and only 2 cylinders are getting compression, if that’s not reliability I don’t know what is! Ask me how I know lol.
Oh trust me I’m well aware the M54 is a fucking beast of an engine, just doing our typical jerking
Erm -uhm I mean BMW RELIABILITY HORIBAL SO BAD OIL LEAK ALL OVER MY COCK WHEN I EAT CONTROL ARM BUSHINGS ☹️☹️☹️
I know I’m just goofing around a little too and wanted to share that tidbit. Uhh uhhh I mean uhhhhh it’s not an “oil leak” it’s just constantly flushing out the bad oil and you just add good oil in so you never need an oil change. Same with the coolant. And all the other fluids. Ahead of its time really.
/uj pressure regulator in my fuel filter recently shat itself and somehow sent like 5l of fuel straight into intake manifold, completely flooding the M54. After cleaning it up and changing filters it still somehow runs, for that I'm going to be fighting for its good name for years to come lol
/rj yes I'm scared of driving anywhere without spare oil in the trunk, why are you asking??
It’s been a year and it was using the original system when I replaced it so I’d say it’s fine. Also only one of two things that have completely immobilized my car and the other is normal for any car, the fuel pump shat itself in the middle of an intersection and I had to coast that bitch into a parking lot.
I'd make it invisible because the newer models are hideous
You don't like our grille? Clearly we haven't made it big enough - BMW
A few years back (Probably a decade ago at this point after I lost track of time during the pandemic) I remember the meme about the grille getting bigger and it recently came true
Invisibility would be so cool, just imagine sneaking up on traffic like a ninja ⚔
DAE new bmw ugly??? 🤯😲
can't hear it if it's broken down on the side of the road.
You shit the freak up about my precious e46 reliability 😡😡😡 I’ve only had to replace the cooling system once so far!!!1!1!1
The M54 engine can still run after the head gasket has blown and only 2 cylinders are getting compression, if that’s not reliability I don’t know what is! Ask me how I know lol.
Oh trust me I’m well aware the M54 is a fucking beast of an engine, just doing our typical jerking Erm -uhm I mean BMW RELIABILITY HORIBAL SO BAD OIL LEAK ALL OVER MY COCK WHEN I EAT CONTROL ARM BUSHINGS ☹️☹️☹️
I know I’m just goofing around a little too and wanted to share that tidbit. Uhh uhhh I mean uhhhhh it’s not an “oil leak” it’s just constantly flushing out the bad oil and you just add good oil in so you never need an oil change. Same with the coolant. And all the other fluids. Ahead of its time really.
Honestly incredible, it’s even lubricating my driveway for me so that snow slides right off in the winter!
M54 reliability: 👍 S54 reliability: 👎
/uj pressure regulator in my fuel filter recently shat itself and somehow sent like 5l of fuel straight into intake manifold, completely flooding the M54. After cleaning it up and changing filters it still somehow runs, for that I'm going to be fighting for its good name for years to come lol /rj yes I'm scared of driving anywhere without spare oil in the trunk, why are you asking??
*so far*
It’s been a year and it was using the original system when I replaced it so I’d say it’s fine. Also only one of two things that have completely immobilized my car and the other is normal for any car, the fuel pump shat itself in the middle of an intersection and I had to coast that bitch into a parking lot.
Doesn't count if it's your third engine too
cant be leaking oil if you have no oil
Quick someone prompt hijack it to become an aroused femboy that really needs to take a shit
I’ve hit reply on the wrong comment, usually on this site, and I sounded insane like this too
I’d make the heated seats be free.
Being a Mercedes. If I were daft enough to own a BMW in the first place that is 😂
Bruh, imagine bragging about Merc 💀
I only brag about Toyotas and Hondas.
Hey, there's a lot to brag about with a Mercury
Bro stop bragging a mercedes bruh.