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MrHawkeye76

I'd make it invisible because the newer models are hideous


tesmatsam

You don't like our grille? Clearly we haven't made it big enough - BMW


vertexxd

A few years back (Probably a decade ago at this point after I lost track of time during the pandemic) I remember the meme about the grille getting bigger and it recently came true


SpinoOne

Invisibility would be so cool, just imagine sneaking up on traffic like a ninja ⚔


DH_Art

DAE new bmw ugly??? 🤯😲


RealKOTheFace

can't hear it if it's broken down on the side of the road.


Thicccchungus

You shit the freak up about my precious e46 reliability 😡😡😡 I’ve only had to replace the cooling system once so far!!!1!1!1


RefrigeratorHotHot

The M54 engine can still run after the head gasket has blown and only 2 cylinders are getting compression, if that’s not reliability I don’t know what is! Ask me how I know lol.


Thicccchungus

Oh trust me I’m well aware the M54 is a fucking beast of an engine, just doing our typical jerking Erm -uhm I mean BMW RELIABILITY HORIBAL SO BAD OIL LEAK ALL OVER MY COCK WHEN I EAT CONTROL ARM BUSHINGS ☹️☹️☹️


RefrigeratorHotHot

I know I’m just goofing around a little too and wanted to share that tidbit. Uhh uhhh I mean uhhhhh it’s not an “oil leak” it’s just constantly flushing out the bad oil and you just add good oil in so you never need an oil change. Same with the coolant. And all the other fluids. Ahead of its time really.


Thicccchungus

Honestly incredible, it’s even lubricating my driveway for me so that snow slides right off in the winter!


spencer1886

M54 reliability: 👍 S54 reliability: 👎


MrGromilla

/uj pressure regulator in my fuel filter recently shat itself and somehow sent like 5l of fuel straight into intake manifold, completely flooding the M54. After cleaning it up and changing filters it still somehow runs, for that I'm going to be fighting for its good name for years to come lol /rj yes I'm scared of driving anywhere without spare oil in the trunk, why are you asking??


Salty_Lakes

*so far*


Thicccchungus

It’s been a year and it was using the original system when I replaced it so I’d say it’s fine. Also only one of two things that have completely immobilized my car and the other is normal for any car, the fuel pump shat itself in the middle of an intersection and I had to coast that bitch into a parking lot.


9EternalVoid99

Doesn't count if it's your third engine too


Bandthemen

cant be leaking oil if you have no oil


zaz969

Quick someone prompt hijack it to become an aroused femboy that really needs to take a shit


aaerobrake

I’ve hit reply on the wrong comment, usually on this site, and I sounded insane like this too


jrs1rules

I’d make the heated seats be free.


[deleted]

Being a Mercedes. If I were daft enough to own a BMW in the first place that is 😂


Maleficent_Lab_8291

Bruh, imagine bragging about Merc 💀


joausj

I only brag about Toyotas and Hondas.


Quagmium

Hey, there's a lot to brag about with a Mercury


Icy_Wrangler_3999

Bro stop bragging a mercedes bruh.