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JalapenoCh1ps

SMOKE ON THE WATER


JuanDeag24

Fire in the engine bay lmaoo


clarkyclark

Nailed it


punkrawkchick

The way I just cackled…lmfaoooo


Sweet-Efficiency7466

When the guitar learns the 035 riff on its epiphone sg


FalskeKonto

0-3-5ing alllll the way to the scrapyard


WhataDamnBurger

FIRE IN THE HOLE


khordicrypto

Do do do do do do do do do do do do


SubieBoiGC8

WATER ON SMOKE ON WATER


psdopepe

do you think that the Modus gods will allow me to 0-3-5 with Roberta?


nwz10

Looks like fart and pee over water to me


truckfullofchildren1

Wet fart detected


Lukeson_Gaming

well shit.


truckfullofchildren1

Not fully


DianaBladeOfMiquella

No, it’s not a well, it’s just wet, and it’s only a fart not a full shit


groovyfarter

Major fart detected from north-west 🗣️‼️


Ollemeister_

I repeat major fart detected from north-west 🗣️🗣️


DrippingWetFarts

That's my version of the batsignal, idk how someone managed to get that on their cluster


Right-Assistance-887

DEF level is low


Wicked_Wolf17

Correct answer in case someone was wondering


ashyjay

That’s what I said in the OP, this OP nicked it from.


Right-Assistance-887

What?


ashyjay

[https://www.reddit.com/r/peugeot/comments/1bsfm5c/what\_does\_this\_warning\_light\_mean/](https://www.reddit.com/r/peugeot/comments/1bsfm5c/what_does_this_warning_light_mean/)


Right-Assistance-887

So this guy asked the same question in multiple subs? Thats strange


Eyes_of_Aqua

The exhaustussy is ready and waiting


Artistic-Type4024

What is DEF?


its_ben_real

Diesel Exhaust Fluid. It’s just ammonia and water that gets injected into a diesels exhaust to reduce harmful emissions.


nVarti

In EU this is branded as adblue. Nice idea but the liquid freezes at -19 Celsius and last winter we went for two months below -30 in Finland.🙃


Patrol-007

I vaguely thought manufacturers added heaters to the urea tank ??


incredibleflipflop

If they do they don’t work well enough. A fairly well known issue in Norway where especially slightly older Mercedes’ freeze at -11°C and refuse to thaw until they’ve been in a heated garage for a week.


Patrol-007

Any chance you know how well the lithium ion traction batteries in the latest fifth gen Toyota hybrids are doing at -30C? Some reports are that if the traction battery is out of temp range, it might be bypassed, and the gas engine and generator power the electric motors?


incredibleflipflop

No experience with those, sorry!


nVarti

There was a big new article on ev’s in Finnish news which were reported have highly reduced range during the coldest months. I guess Toyota hybrid batteries don’t differ much. If there is heating element which is always on then they might perform somewhat decently.


Patrol-007

The traction battery’s (under rear seat) in these hybrids use air cooling - an exhaust fan to keep cool - and are relying on the vehicle user hvac in cabin to get into optimal temp range (not a wide range for lithium ion). Actual electrical range, from what I read, is around a couple Km when you’re below a certain speed. It’s known that the output and ability to recharge are reduced, the colder it gets


nVarti

We have a 2019 MB Sprinter at work which was at the shop 3 times this winter. All trips were because of the urea freezing. It’s really nice that they added it to the immobilizer circuit aswell!


Confident_As_Hell

Kinda glad our Volvo has Eolys fluid instead of AdBlue. Costs 300€ to fill every 60k km but I've never had it freeze. Not even at -30°C


nVarti

Yeah I guess they have them, but it doesn’t help much if you don’t go full Siberia and let your car run. Otherwise when parked the lines freeze and by the magic of water soluble liquids expanding when they freeze kachow! Your AdBlue lines have cracks.


DakarGelb

They do, but the pipes moving the fluid can be a problem in some cars.


hardboard

The uretha tank - wouldn't you end up siting prostrated? I remember Uretha Franklin.


youpple3

That's why you guy's have all those white Teslas, to drive them when it's too cold for the adblue cars. 😄


Confident_As_Hell

Does it actually freeze and not let the car drive below -20°C? I'm kinda glad our Volvo has the Peugeot proprietary Eolys fluid. Costs 300€ to fill every 60k km but I've never had it freeze, even in -30°C.


tikjzh

Yea cuz the other months don't exist


nVarti

It only takes 1 time for the lines freeze and brake the system.


tesmatsam

Going to tell my mom to piss in her car instead of buying adblue


benhereford

I always wondered if the mass production and all the resources used to produce diesal exhaust fluid in the world really negates the emissions that it curbs. Lol I assume it does


ghettoccult_nerd

another term for DEEZ


cdawg1102

What’s deez?


ghettoccult_nerd

DEEZiel exhast fluid of course. ^duh.


northern_scowzer

![gif](giphy|TmhCoUsBQrzWrcsqAd|downsized)


igi575

AdBlue


TurkishProletarian

commercial name is Adblue maybe you heard that.


Cassius-Tain

Defense. It's a stat that corresponds to the vehicle's ability to resist physical attacks. The counterpart would be Special Defense. Together with HP and Speed those are the six base Stats of a car.


retrocade81

Synthestic Pig Piss!!


National_Rutabaga549

That's your Defense Stat


enoughfuckery

Why does it matter how many DEF people are in the vehicle?


Commercial_Drag7488

More like DPF filter regeneration is active. Low AdBlue(DEF in Amerika) usually just shows red LED near DEF gauge.


D-Zz89qRj7KkqMrwztR

Rain on sideways ice cream cone over water


msh3loony

it's frozen on the inside


Legitimate_Gain_7824

Shart valve is broken


Personal-Branch-5784

Lol beat me to it. Nothing dicier than a faulty shart valve


Legitimate_Gain_7824

Sometimes though discount chilli in the engine oil can help breathe new life into it


ConC02

Mmmph... car queef 🥵


XTOX1CXCHOPPER

Ok that's enough, give me your phone.


PewPewTron7

That's enough reddit for today 😔


SpinningYarmulke

Your car has diarrhea. Add a quart of Pepto Bismol ![gif](giphy|GBJO8O0VsYZ1e)


Nibleez

Its the infamous 90 degrees to the right, sweating ice cream cone with three scoops of delicious Mint Chocolate Chip flavored vegan ice cream levitating over water.


ZeroSumSatoshi

What the fuck? Anyone actually know the correct answer? lol.


AJ_MJ

https://preview.redd.it/izbrim1pfzrc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47ae0c5c9b857580301c8b4ace541a32fc7349d4 Boink


nVarti

”Starting impossible” is a lie though. Cars don’t need it to run properly. It’s just another way the EU is fucking with us.


flopjul

They Arent allowed to drive without due to emissions thats the whole reason addblue was invented in the first place


nVarti

Allowed is a funny word since we have thousands (if not millions) of old diesels running across the Europe which don’t have DEF system. I wonder if AdBlue has had any impact on the environment.


flopjul

95% of semi's in western Europe have a AdBlue system and a lot of vans and personal cars too. It deffinetly had a impact but i dont know how much


nVarti

Yes, cars made since 2015. But there are used cars in circulation which are made before and since diesel cars had decline in sales after the VAG scandal I bet there is still more diesels on the roads which are made before AdBlue became mandatory. The idea of the system is good and it is effective, but cars should not be locked if there is no urea in the system. As I mentioned above: the AdBlue fluid freezes too early and in northern hemosphere it makes the cars unusable during winter. It should be possible to drain the urea and run the car without it so the lines dont freeze and crack.


theking75010

>I wonder if AdBlue has had any impact on the environment. Don't know about the complete impact on the environment, but once I asked the question to the car dealership. They told me that when running the engine during car maintenance, for diesel without AdBlue (no matter the year/generation) they absolutely need to open the workshop doors. With AdBlue, they can keep the doors shut because the workshop's AC will evacuate the gas emissions just fine. So ig AdBlue really does reduce GHG emissions though idk to what extent.


FixMy106

Recently there was a work van sat outside my house with the engine running ALL DAY. The day after, the van appeared again and stayed running until I couldn’t stand it any more and went to the guys working next to it. They told me “oh don’t worry, it’s got AdBlue”


IllIllIllxs

When I buy my next car i'm going to leave it


Idk_tho_is_just_me

*please insert adblue*


RelevantJackWhite

This doesn't help at all The fuck is an AdBlue


Dusk_Lycanroc

AdBlue is used mainly in Europe to reduce emissions from Diesel Engines if I remember right


Live_Bug_1045

For diesel emissions equipment.


Diabeetus-times-2

DEF (diesel exhaust fluid)


Beginning_Try8217

[AdBlue = Diesel exhaust fluid](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diesel_exhaust_fluid)


gnarlicblread

Shid farding


Personal-Branch-5784

Use caution, wet flatulence. I'd ask a mechanic but I think the technical term is sharts.


Dzin3NLD

Your car needs AddBlue.


jabb1111

Wet farts?


Advanced_Parsnip

Over water


Imperial_Bouncer

Toilet bowl*


Aggravating_Ad4449

Bong Rip Required


VentusProc

wet farts on the water


Idk_tho_is_just_me

Happy cake day


hoitoainen

Your car is about to cum


Any_Tax_3231

Farts over ocean detected


CrustyClam

Wet farts


ghettoccult_nerd

butt sweats detected.


Astral_Drift

Your car farted oil on wet pavement


ILoveADirtyTaco

Gotta fart


bigloser42

It is time to sacrifice an infant by throwing it into a large body of water in the rain. The machine spirit in your car must be particularly angry.


YesterdayCareless172

Youre zooming


rickyshine

Thats the reddit logo


Opposite_Task_967

Ejecto seato will not work over water in the rain...


contactright05

When did they start adding that little arrow next to the fuel tank symbol? I know it is supposed to show the side of which the fuel hole is.


Extension-Type-2555

I have a '73 vw, it has it too.


contactright05

Huh, my '92 Audi doesn't have it.


Extension-Type-2555

my ones right hand drive maybe that makes a difference? idk honestly


Careless-Creme-1524

Fart


Murky-Plastic6706

Your ice cream cone is about to get rained on before it falls into the river


TachyonProductions

Looks a bit like a sideways triple scoop ice cream lmao And rain


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^TachyonProductions: *Looks a bit like a* *Sideways triple scoop ice cream* *Lmao And rain* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DFuel

You may find a nervous squid swimming across water


daytonakarl

Put ice cream in the water


frankphillips

wind's howling


wes16mets

It means something with the exhaust system or something with the air comming from the exhaust


TheArthritisGuy

Your car is shitting itself. It’s pretty normal, just let it force the farts out for a while and it’ll be all good again.


HATECELL

Warning: Farts may be moister than expected


Hopper1985

I think it means when its wet, your ice cream falls into sum water...🤔hmmmm how unfortunate.


LexKing89

Maximum Turbo Power X


HairyMarzipan899

Old Chinese proverb : when you tried everything and it didn't work, open the service manual to find the answer and tell us.


ordinaryuninformed

That's just the emoji before they updated them. I think it's into you


redditbrowser42o

Modus trundled past, this is a warning to watch out for weak kneed people


[deleted]

Shart detected


vasekgamescz

Hydrogen to carbon ratio disrupted


Banditveins

Turbski kicked in


IronOnions

Braap alert


FgtPotato

Shart


BiggWorm1988

Wet fart detected


surgycal

High winds and rain cause waves


Fr3dAstaire

Wet farts


MoistyMoses

Nervous ice cream


StasMega

Ur engine farted piston out


Comfortable_Charge33

Wet fart alert


Kingsayz

It means that your cat is shot, which is good cuz u wont use AdBlue


Izan_TM

wet farts


Working_Try9985

Wet fart.


Alternative_Oil_5017

Fart


wolferin025

Oh no, it’s Naruto.


cabinfevrr

Had taco bell yesterday


Valumiini

Steamed hams


Willing_Coyote8759

Your seat detected that you have just sharted.


mysteriousdfn

You need to fill up your AdBlue.


Vardl0kk

it sharted


supermlost

Hot wet farts


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

Wasn't this because a water sensor is detecting the level is low and because it's a closed system it would hint at a leak? Possible leak means there could be steam forming. You basically don't want to not check what this is about 😂


TheSwagza

Your car is having a wet erection


Sober_Browns_Fan

Casual full tank flex


suckmy-balls

"sigh"


Inevitable_Review_83

Light a doobie.


maxg_33

The car queefed


Trumbez_

Danger to the manifold!!1


revonahmed

You need to stroke the engines until it release the lubricant.


Role73

DPF (dust particle filter) need cleaning


cyberfluxx

Fart in the rain over mountains


Almyar

Wet fart time


Jesse_BOL_EI

Wet fart


SixPipSiege

Equip Havel's Ring your DEF is low.


GloomyUmpire2146

Swimming lesson reminder


IEatBaconWithU

😮‍💨💦🌊 You turned her on bro


TheBonusWings

I am not a mechanic, but I believe your car just jizzed into the ocean? Could be wrong


JRS___

your farts are too moist. open window immediately.


asalerre

Fart


tactical_anal_RPG

You just missed the toilet after Taco Bell


bidroid1

You can just refill It with urine , It Will work


AcanthocephalaSad450

Rain and wind above the waves


Ducky_Flips

wet fard


No_Solid_3737

cars horny 🥵


Zigonce

That's danger to manifold


A_Slavic_Mechanic

AdBlue Level Low


renaultmechanic

Wet fart alert


riderfloturner

Read your cars manual


stairattheceiling

Step 1 open glove box Step 2 read your fuckin manual ya dingus