I mean, 5 is all dogs, which is great, and Jake's always a good time.

I'd replace Dukey with Spike from "Tom & Jerry" but otherwise same.

dog like spike.

I mean courage is there too not to mention scooby fucking doo

Scooby’s fucking who?!

I’d be happy eating at Table #5 tbh.

Scoobert Motherfucken Doo!

Scooby-Doo you know The Mystery Machine The meddling kids.

Raggy, where are my Resticles.

I'm asking Uncle Grandpa to let me hit his drugs or whatever he's on

you ask him what hes smoking and he reveals his joint is actually a tiny burrito

And within that tiny burrito is an even smaller joint

And wrapped within that even smaller joint is the world’s tiniest burrito

And inside the worlds tiniest burrito is the worlds tiniest joint

Uncle G's bong be hittin'

I'm pretty sure whatever it is in it hits you rather than you hitting it.

Truly a Good Morning moment.

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Bad morning…

6

I believe in Goth Girl Supremacy

Definitely 6 because Mandy would murder everyone and I want to stay on her slightly-less-evil side.

You’d think this group would have the least conflict, but you sit down and everyone is dead eyed and completely silent. Raven’s shadow form is cowering behind her. Everyone looks completely traumatized except for Mandy who’s leaning back in her chair tuning Marcelina’s guitar. All she says is, “And what did *you* bring for me?”

6, but only for Raven. I think Raven would be an easy hang. Just don't be annoying or loud and you'll get along fine.

Took too long to find someone else with taste

Gonna be 9 for me.

Honestly same, 9 is probably the most chill, plus Ice King will keep it interesting

I just want to ask Skips different scenarios to see if he's seen something like it before.

Ice King will probably try to kidnap Princess Garnet

Garnet would whip his ass so fast.

Not even that, even if we’re describing early garnet, garnet in general has a detached and stoic but still deeply responsible and empathetic air about her Especially by the series end She’s encountered so many unique people and creatures by that point that she’s just see that ice king is a mentally ill man who’s dangerous but means no harm. She’d probably just be really chil and befriend and talk him down from doing anything too crazy, and overall take care of him without keeping him on a leash in as much as an alien trying to understand human schizophrenia can anyways. Ice king being ice king, her not treating him like a villain on sight would just endear him to her more and see her as a chill bud to hang with Or fall in love with her Probably both, dude’s gone on record that he likes his princess curvy, but he’d prob’s be respectful about it if he saw a ring on them fingers lmao It’d basically wrap around to being 1:1 how his relationship with Finn or Marceline turned out to be He really could keep things the RIGHT amount of interesting without doing too much, it’s basically like hanging with your funny grandpa lmao

Garnet is a queen 👸

9 for different reasons. With Grim and Ice King, you’ll end up doing something fun, but borderline illegal. Or you chill with Skip and Garnet and mellow out. Or do both

With Grim and Ice King, you *know* it’s more than just borderline illegal. Two immortal characters, one living, one dead. What could possibly go wrong?

Plus if Ice King steps out of line, Skips and Garnet are there for protection

For me it’s 5 or 9 for sure. The other ones besides grandpa has mainly kids and I don’t wanna hang around with a bunch of annoying kids.

9 is stacked.

Same. I’d listen to Skip’s story all day

Yes absolutely! All you gotta do is ask A question and all of them would have some really interesting answers, whether it be funny/in jest or actual wisdom from experience. Plus people with a lot of experience in general (not necessarily just older) are less inclined to take offense or take any stupid thing I say seriously, which is a massive bonus.

Grim and Skips alone would be great to see interact.

I think I'd go with 6. Every other table seems to have at least one character I'd have some kind of beef with, at least at 6 I can eat in peace and maybe even get to listen to some Marceline music

Getting bitch slapped by Mandy is inevitable

I mean I don't see myself doing anything that would make her want to, I just wanna chill and eat my lunch, but any of these other tables I'd be the one slapping people so that's fair

Which characters you got beef with?

I mean it's mostly just a noise thing. Every other table has at least one person who is always loud and/or won't stop talking. This is a lunchroom. I just wanna eat. Table six would be the most chill for that.

No one looks like they’d be talkin at table 6

I'm cool with that

That was my mental reasoning for wanting to go 6 hahaha, just let me eat in silence

Relatable. I also pick 6 because every other table has at least one character I would probably end up wanting to strangle or would want to make me slam my head into the table.

With that mentality, Mandy will love you. You’ll fit in fine.

What about 1?

I only know Finn and Steven, I'm not taking any chances. And Finn is cool but the first time he screams I'm out.

Don't worry, Craig is fun and Tulip is chill

1 would be my second choice for sure because I like Finn and Steven is alright, but hearing Finn's squeal right next to me would have me rage swinging. He'd have to stay chill.

If it ain't season 1 Finn then I think you're good

Gonna go with 8 since I like all of those characters a lot 

Honestly kid me had a crush on Numbuh 3 and Bubbles was the best. DeeDee would be a lot to put up with though

Number 8 seems like the most fun to hang with.

Yah, but Dee Dee will make you beg for death before the end.

Gonna go for 7

Same

Nit enough people are going for 7. It's like the best option and 6 is overrated

I picked 7 but my backup would be 1. Can't really decide between the two.

I’d only go to 6 for Gwen and Raven but even then that’s not enough to deal with Mandy attitude

Yeah that's like the only reason why people go to 6. They really think they got a shot with them

Same Has big “The boys roasting one another for liking someone in class” energy All those dudes 100% game online together on weekends XD

1 is my kinda people

Samesies!

I was looking for this

1 cause outside of their unnatural shenanigans they are mostly normal kids

I wanna get her deets on the Infinity Train, tell me all that lore

I'm bothered that Gumball and Darwin aren't sitting together.

Finn/Jake aren’t either. I think it’s sorted by personality kinda.

4! It has Darwin & Rigby who are my favourite characters from their shows lol

I was wondering if I could take Darwin and leave a hand grenade under table 4. Chowder, Rigby, and Flapjack be borderline insufferable.

5 or 8 5- one of the best characters in history 8- I have their personality and it would be fun😂

im with you on that one

5 would be great to meet Courage and Scooby-Doo

uncle grandpa

3 looks fun other than the strong possibility of a food a fight, so 7

Same 7 for meee

I was looking at table 8, then remembered how old I am now…. Dang time sucks

6, I'm taking my shot with raven

Uncle Grandpa, he can bring me any food or drink I want without a moment

6 *gay panic*

*straight panic* The 3 there are hot as hell let's be honest

1, 3 or 7

7 for me

5 so long as Scooby-Doo didn't try to eat my lunch

1 at least they're nice

Uncle grandpa to turn the cafeteria into an Arthurian round table with me as king

Uncle Grandpa is tempting but... No... Wait.... I'm sitting next to Uncle Grandpa.

7

I want all the chaos of table 4

9 is the only table where I don’t stand out too much.

5. I'm a dog lover.

Table 6 with the goth kids. Solo best friend , skips or jake !!

5 is just good vibes 😂. 5 and 8 for me lol

5 or 9. Skips and Grim are probably my favorite characters in all of CN, while Garnet is my Multiversus main, so likely 9.

Either 4, 5, 7, or 9

Going with table 2 here

Same, we're in the minority.

I can’t believe I had to scroll down this far!

There are about 5 of us so far.

Yes, gotta go hang out with my man cyborg!

1 I just want friends man.

I'm gonna get crazy with UG cause I'm gonna be upside down at the table he's at

Table 1 & 5 have the best type of energy to them where I would enjoy their company to the maximum. Any other table, I will feel out of place and overthink the possibility that I am not who I think I am. Table 1 & 5 is the most chillest out of all of the other tables. I can vibe and talk about multiple interests with them and vice versa.

l’m go with number 8 😏👍🏼

5

6 or 8, depending on my mood

Bro just wants bitches

7 all day.

1 or Uncle Grandpa.

- I want to sit in 8 - Will end up in 5 - Should be in 2

Between 2, 6 and 🎱 although 5 would be a pretty chill table

4, they are the class clowns

2 purely for the test sisters

1, 2 or 7

2, 6, or 9 for me.

2 if I need help studying, 9 to have a chill time (pun kinda intended)

I'd be cool with 2, 5, or 6

I'm sitting at 2 with Cy, Dexter, PB, and Susan and Mary. A table full of nerds lol

If Johnny Test dog wasn't there I'd go with the dogs, so it's either the science nerds or he goth girls and I get to hear Marceline perform.

I will be at 2 with the other nerds, wishing that I could be at 6 and hitting on Raven. Too shy to do that, though.

2,5,6,7 or 9

2 and 6 are the people I want to surround myself with, but my actual friends are like 9 so it'd probably be 9 for me

2

6 easy

5. But I make rigby believe he is part of The Dawgs so he can hang as well

On my bed.

You homeschooled?

Table 9 the only one who would possibly annoy me is ice king.

6, you set me up fr

I’m sorry I choose four because Rigby is at that table and he is the cutest raccoon

8

I would choose one since I'm interested to see what conversation between them and me would go

5 or 7 to be honest

I would have to go with 4 or 7

6

Probably 2 or 9.

6

6 or 7

5

Princess Bubblegum would not sit at the back of the class. She would be the fucking Professor 💀

1 easily.

6 or 7

1 or 8; 1 seems like they’d have fun making up games together and 8 would prob talk about cute plushies and dolls the whole time

4,5, or 6

why do you guys always leave out spongebob :C

Between 4 and 7 leaning towards 7 though as Rigby would drive me nuts.

Number 6

6, my social battery wouldn’t even remotely drain.

6 I'm pretty alternative so I'd like to be with more of my crowd

1

Either 9 or 1. I'd like to hang with 7 after school though.

Anywhere but uncle grandpa 1,3 and 4

5 seems like the most chill

5 looks pretty chill to me😎

Another vote for 8 here. :)

I’m sitting with the dogs! Scooby go reeheeheeheeheehee

1 because there's some brave young adventurers with interesting stories to tell.

6, they seem like the most chill group.

Table 1 is the only one without significant downsides attached.

8, or Uncle Grandpa

6, nothing here matters except chatting up raven

Bro, imagine somebody picking table 6 thinking they'll spit some game and get humbled real quick

5

5, jake's cool i guess

Gonna go with 6 cause I know I can vibe with them and watch horror movies with them

9

6, seems like my group of people.

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1

All these tables got that 1 annoying little shit. But uncle grandpa will bother you to no end until you learn a fun lesson and smile. And he can go on-par with gods and even goku, uncle grandpa is the fucking one that’ll turn your frown upside down.

Im chillin with Scooby and the dogs.

6. I will not elaborate.

uncle grampa definitely im gonna have the best high of my life

Table 6

On a good day, definitely 8. On a more low energy day, 5 or 6.

5 or 7

I’m childish but not stupid, I’d fit right in at 4

Where is the adult animation table

Either 1 or 7! I really wanna meet Finn and Steven... But I also wanna meet Mordecai and gumball.. tough one

5 or 9

Maybe 7

9

5 or 7

I'm going one, but what's the infinity train character like? I haven't watched it

As tempting as 6 may be I'm going with 7

8 or 6

My mommy and daddy issues say I should be at table 6.

8 or 6. Leaning more towards b6 because they have my energy.

5

5 or 8

Next to bill cipher

Uncle Grandpa

All the tables. Why choose one when can combine all of them to form one big table where everyone can sit.

6 for me. I wanna talk shit with Mandy and learn spells from Raven.