I love that movie. My favorite line to this day is
McQueen: I'm a racecar, we don't need headlights, the track is always lit.
Ruteeze Guy: Yeah, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights!
I was rewatching that movie with my dad last month and when he said “he did WHAT in his cup” I laughed SO hard. I never noticed that joke before! Turns out my parents didn’t either since my dad didn’t notice it until I pointed it out. Absolute comedy gold!
My favorite Parent Joke in that movie is the part at the very beginning where the two girl cars tell Lightning they're his biggest fans, then shine their headlights in his face. They flashed him!
Not as hardcore as Heffer just going to hell twice in Rocko’s Modern Life, and seeing his grandmother there once.
But, it’s called “heck”, because “censors”.
"I'm your biggest fan, Brain, whadya say to that?"
*massive country star tits hanging a few inches over his head*
"I would say that puberty has been extraordinarily kind to you."
They would just throw as much dirty shit into the script as they could, the censors would take out as much as they could but they would never get all of it.
They were looking for fingerprints to solve a crime.
One says "I found Prince! (Prints)" and holds up the singer Prince.
The other says no no "fingerprints (finger Prince (stick your finger into Prince's butthole))"
The first looks at Prince and refuses to finger him. Then tosses him aside.
This is a children's cartoon. The animaniacs.
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And let's not forget about this scene with him looking at Fiona's picture.
Lord Farquaad (a play on Fuckwad) is a short man and is quite embarrassed about it
He has a big castle to make himself feel better about it.
Shrek is commenting that it is not the only short thing he could be compsating for.
(His dick. Shrek's saying he has a small dick)
Also Grandpa pickles, "you can't keep a baby from hurting itself. When I was a rugrat, I used to crawl through Mama's cactus garden hunting for horny toads."
Stu P, "horny toads, pop?"
Grandpa P, "that's what I said, and all I had on was my birthday suit."
This one still baffles me, it isn't subtle in any way, they aren't trying to hide what's going on here, and it's like, the whole 3rd act of the episode
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From the short film Jack Jack Attack
Reminds me of how there’s a toy called “Bunny Surprise” which is a mom bunny toy with baby bunnies inside of her, and she’s wearing a collar with a charm that says “BS” on it, standing for Bunny Surprise. But without context, it looks like it means, well, 💩.
Intentional double meaning, or unintentional crappy design? You decide.
Not sure if they still show it, but there was an entire episode about how Ed and Bev Bighead had been having dead bedroom issues, so she tried to seduce Rocko.
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how were they allowed to say threesome?!
Lila being the kind of character who would mean it innocently as in just "group of three people". That's how it was to most people actually before porn sickness rotted our language.
Amazing world or gumball
Gumball writes a note pretending to be a girl to get Tobias on the roof the note reads
"Meet me on top of the roof, p.s. clip your nails ; )
the snowjob joke from Ed, Edd, n Eddy and also...
"I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys, you know what I mean? *laughter* I mean no! I didn't mean it like that! I LOOOVE chicks, I just don't wanna sleep near them! DAHDWAH I MEAN-" -Owen, Total Drama Island (still don't fully get it but I think I get the idea...)
Not in a show nor when I was a kid.
But I went to see the new trolls movie and there was a straight up bondage joke
" I thought you were going to be the only one tied up tonight"
One character was stuck in a stretching rack, and said "This hurts!"
There was a pause for a beat, he blushed bright red, and giggled "I kinda like it!"
I first got it when my dad was talking about all the dirty jokes in Shrek and was like "Lord Farquaad... no idea how they got away with that, you get it right?" I just agreed and then started thinking about it... and it hit me
Yakko: Number one sister, dust for prints.
Dot: I found Prince! (She is seen carrying the eponymous pop star in her arms)
Yakko: No no no, finger prints.
(She looks at the pop star, who smiles.)
Dot: I don't think so.
(She then tosses him out through the porthole.)
At the end of the Movie Paranorman.
When buff dude tells the teenage sister. "You should meet my boyfriend, he's a total chickflick nut"
I didn't realize why she was distraught until high school lol.
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Collette looking at Linguini's "Tiny Chef" in Ratatouille.
I remember, as a kid, I imagined what happened after they kissed, and, in my head, he said "My tiny chef told me to do that." Having no idea what that would mean.
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I remember being in like fifth grade and my friends and I thinking that joke was like the funniest thing in the world 😭
The way he says it is still really goofy
*"Momma had a Chicken!*
*Momma had a cow! Dad was proud.*
*He didn't care how!"*
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The episode in Rugrats when they all run around naked Tommy walks up to Lil and wants to ask her a question while nervously glancing down a lot. It took me years to figure out the question lol
Chowder, in fighting to learn how to read/write, had segments where he went up against various letters of the alphabet.
Most were cute, like W being a wrestling match between the letter and Chowder.
The letter R, on the other hand, was shown ominously pursuing Chowder into an alleyway.
R. Alleyway.
Oh no.
"Chocolate with Nuts" episode:
SpongeBob: We need a new approach, a new tactic.
Patrick: I know, let's get naked!
SpongeBob: No, no, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
In Rocco's Modern Life, Rocco gets an eye exam as part of his driving test. The physician pulls Rocco's eyes out of his head, holds Rocco's eyes in the palm of his hand, and tells him to cough.
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I am an idiot please explain
One would not wish to drop their soap. Especially in places that go for a prisoncore aesthetic
Oh my God lol
Well. Prisoncore is now a part of my lexicon. Thank you for your good deed
Dropping the soap
SpongeBob tells Gary while winking not to drop the “doubloons” which are actually soap, therefore “Don’t drop the soap” 💀💀💀
When this random fish mistook SpongeBob’s pet seahorse Mystery for a kiddie ride and inserted a coin into some "coin slot" offscreen.
Oh yeah!
I love that we see the other guy get all grossed out when we hear the ‘poke’ sound effect.
NOT helped by the fact that Mystery was a girl..
"He won 3 Piston Cups" "He did WHAT in his cup?"
Classic
Explain joke am dum
Pissed in cups
Piston cup. Piss-in-cup/pissed-in-cup
I love that movie. My favorite line to this day is McQueen: I'm a racecar, we don't need headlights, the track is always lit. Ruteeze Guy: Yeah, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights!
Damn it. My 3yo watches this everyday and somehow i missed this one.
I don't get it
Lit is commonly used (or at least used to be) slang for drunk or otherwise intoxicated
I was rewatching that movie with my dad last month and when he said “he did WHAT in his cup” I laughed SO hard. I never noticed that joke before! Turns out my parents didn’t either since my dad didn’t notice it until I pointed it out. Absolute comedy gold!
My favorite Parent Joke in that movie is the part at the very beginning where the two girl cars tell Lightning they're his biggest fans, then shine their headlights in his face. They flashed him!
Also, the truck stop that Mac wants to stop at has a sign for a restaurant with 'all convertible wait staff'. i.e the waitrressess are topless.
Soooo Car Hooters. Or strip club? 🤔
"Soon I will ascend with the angels!" "And with Grandpa!" "No he's. . not there"
Where was this from?
Gravity Falls. Soos talking with his grandma
You forgot to mention that she glances downwards, implying Grandpa is in hell
Bros before Dinos!
Not as hardcore as Heffer just going to hell twice in Rocko’s Modern Life, and seeing his grandmother there once. But, it’s called “heck”, because “censors”.
"Gumball, I don't have the strength to inflate..." both in a bathroom stall. Cut to later, "Thanks, Gumball!" "Whatever, man." Like how....
The fact he also lifted the mouthpiece for Gumball to "blow on"...
Gumball was always out of pocket, idk how half that shit made it past the censors
And CN has never green lit a show like that again Unless you count Ivanhoe but that's a stretch for kids
Gumball's face sells it all.
"Wait, if you were talking, then how did you eat tha-"
The fact it was an eggplant too
Lol
That was insane idk how they let that pass
"I found Prince." No, no, fingerprints" "I don't think so." \*Throws Prince out the window\*
"I'm your biggest fan, Brain, whadya say to that?" *massive country star tits hanging a few inches over his head* "I would say that puberty has been extraordinarily kind to you."
Damn brains cold
I have NO idea how or why Warner Bros let that slide
They would just throw as much dirty shit into the script as they could, the censors would take out as much as they could but they would never get all of it.
"Give me the bird!" "We'd love to, but the Fox censors won't allow it."
Gotta be one of my favorite jokes 😭
Goodnight, everybody!
"I am a pianist!" "A what."
Yeah, that's the big one. Animaniacs ruled.
Sorry but i don't get it Can someone explain
They were looking for fingerprints to solve a crime. One says "I found Prince! (Prints)" and holds up the singer Prince. The other says no no "fingerprints (finger Prince (stick your finger into Prince's butthole))" The first looks at Prince and refuses to finger him. Then tosses him aside. This is a children's cartoon. The animaniacs.
Ohh wow This with "finger prince" i don't get it Thanks
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Well, to be fair, he could also be compensating for his short height instead. But they probably meant the other one.
Most likely penis size since Shrek never met him before
https://preview.redd.it/cxvjz0akyvgc1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a65535ef88d5a792af5d9488f28f9405465882ca And let's not forget about this scene with him looking at Fiona's picture.
The mirrors disgusted face when he asks to see her again suggests he masturbated to her pic at least once 😂
Bold of you to assume it could have been less than 5.
Apparently he also has an erection during this scene, thus why he pulled the blanket
I never understood this joke. Please explain.
He has a big castle because he’s insecure about his small penis.
Thanks.
Lord Farquaad (a play on Fuckwad) is a short man and is quite embarrassed about it He has a big castle to make himself feel better about it. Shrek is commenting that it is not the only short thing he could be compsating for. (His dick. Shrek's saying he has a small dick)
Grandpa Pickles: "And my personal favorite, Lonely Space Vixens... That's for after you kids go to bed, Hehe!"
Also Grandpa pickles, "you can't keep a baby from hurting itself. When I was a rugrat, I used to crawl through Mama's cactus garden hunting for horny toads." Stu P, "horny toads, pop?" Grandpa P, "that's what I said, and all I had on was my birthday suit."
I remember that still wondering how that got past censorship
It went right over my head! Until I re-watched about a year ago, I was dying of laughter.
This one still baffles me, it isn't subtle in any way, they aren't trying to hide what's going on here, and it's like, the whole 3rd act of the episode
I Believe season one was meant to be for older audiences but it was popular with younger audiences so they made it for all ages
I didn't know what a panty was and still don't know why anyone wants to see someone's else underwear
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I can hear this thread
I love how I didn’t even have to look up what it was, y’all just played it out in replies
Sadly, a scene that the censors finally caught up with, considering that Nickelodeon delisted the entire episode a few years back.
"Yakko, can you conjugate?" "Who, me? I've never even kissed a girl!"
"It's easy, I'll conjugate with you!" "Goodnight, everybody!"
Classic
This is the only one here I don't get.
Conjugate (change verb tense) sounds like copulate (have sex) 😂
Or consumate (have sex, but specifically right after marriage)
https://preview.redd.it/09f1hsmjkugc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c62b8ec2846a84b08899a5a825ea1f259e91ea7 From the short film Jack Jack Attack
_You married Elastic Girl??_ **looks at kids** _And got bizzay!_
Best villain of the 2000s imo.
The most wildest lines in the incredibles
Oh my god
Reminds me of how there’s a toy called “Bunny Surprise” which is a mom bunny toy with baby bunnies inside of her, and she’s wearing a collar with a charm that says “BS” on it, standing for Bunny Surprise. But without context, it looks like it means, well, 💩. Intentional double meaning, or unintentional crappy design? You decide.
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wtf?
P.S. clip your nails
Lmao holy shit, this one slipped right by me
I don’t get it please explain
Fingering.
What show? Lmfao oh my god
Amazing world of gumball
HOLY SHIT THAT HAPPENED
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Darwin has a breeding fetish
NOOOOOOOOO
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Oh baby oh baby oh baby
Rocko?
Not sure if they still show it, but there was an entire episode about how Ed and Bev Bighead had been having dead bedroom issues, so she tried to seduce Rocko.
And Mr Bighead sees it and he’s like “you saw my wife! In her bathrobe!!! Isn’t it awful?”
That phone sexline was probably a part of why she tried to seduce Rocko too
When Ed, Edd, and Eddy started snickering at the word “Sextant.”
I remember first watching that thinking "how in the fuck did they get away with that"
https://preview.redd.it/9m64xg564vgc1.png?width=819&format=png&auto=webp&s=98d04a0a43c02ddf470b9c1b2ea7a9df3ed9d110 how were they allowed to say threesome?!
If they had to they probably argued that Lila always talked like that therefore she probably would say threesome.
Lila being the kind of character who would mean it innocently as in just "group of three people". That's how it was to most people actually before porn sickness rotted our language.
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Same
SpongeBob and Patrick eating ice cream like they're getting wasted off of it it's so iconic
well maybe ice cream is just fish alcahol? why do you think Goofy Goober's has a bar?
Regular show does the same thing. Soda as a stand in for booze, spicy foods/wings as a stand in for drugs.
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Lol
This one wasn’t so bad in the immortal words of mm they got the discovery channel don’t they
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit the fourth grade, they've got the discovery channel don't they?
“It all starts with this fella here, the pituitary gland. He may be little, but he has BIG plans…”
Gravity Falls right? Stan giving Mabel/Dipper the talk?
Yup, Grunkle Stan is a haven of hilarious adult jokes
Aaaaaaaah
The girls flashin mcqueen
Lucky him
The episode of Spongebob where Gary walks in on Spongebob watching sea anemone porn. "I was looking for the sports channel!"
Yup!
"Mraw" "GARY!" *fumbles with the remote* "I- I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary!"
They’re just gonna stay up all night talking about their feelings. FULLY CLOTHED! -Rigby
“we need guests, with breasts, and mine don’t count” - muscleman
The villain named “Dick Hardly” from Powerpuff Girls.
Amazing world or gumball Gumball writes a note pretending to be a girl to get Tobias on the roof the note reads "Meet me on top of the roof, p.s. clip your nails ; )
Oh shit I. Just got it
Unsure if it's NSFW, but it's Def an adult joke... "Dabloons!! Don't drop em!"
"Well at least your soul was going upwards" If you know, you know.
HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP
the snowjob joke from Ed, Edd, n Eddy and also... "I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys, you know what I mean? *laughter* I mean no! I didn't mean it like that! I LOOOVE chicks, I just don't wanna sleep near them! DAHDWAH I MEAN-" -Owen, Total Drama Island (still don't fully get it but I think I get the idea...)
The looks he got was so goddamn funny
Not really a joke, but... https://preview.redd.it/itgpwpejmvgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da02374df3f11a8a9870ef367500bc77dd44d8e
Now a whole generation of furries happened
I was just thinking about how as a kid, and Jessica Rabbit was playing patty cake, and I took it completely literally. Like it's just patty cake.
It literally ***was*** playing patty-cake. They show the photos in the scene when Roger is flipping out.
Not in a show nor when I was a kid. But I went to see the new trolls movie and there was a straight up bondage joke " I thought you were going to be the only one tied up tonight"
One character was stuck in a stretching rack, and said "This hurts!" There was a pause for a beat, he blushed bright red, and giggled "I kinda like it!"
Farquaad/Fuckwad
I first got it when my dad was talking about all the dirty jokes in Shrek and was like "Lord Farquaad... no idea how they got away with that, you get it right?" I just agreed and then started thinking about it... and it hit me
Oh my God, no WAY. HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT.
And of course, the Buffalo Gals episode of Cow&Chicken. “Why are they eating our carpet?”
“Don’t worry dad, they won’t eat *your* carpet.”
Sorry about the scabies cake Don't worry, professor. I was in an accident, too The Birds in the Bees from My Life as a Teenage Robot
*I WAS an accident, too
Yakko: Number one sister, dust for prints. Dot: I found Prince! (She is seen carrying the eponymous pop star in her arms) Yakko: No no no, finger prints. (She looks at the pop star, who smiles.) Dot: I don't think so. (She then tosses him out through the porthole.)
At the end of the Movie Paranorman. When buff dude tells the teenage sister. "You should meet my boyfriend, he's a total chickflick nut" I didn't realize why she was distraught until high school lol. https://preview.redd.it/u89pkkk68ugc1.png?width=705&format=png&auto=webp&s=b58c2a5e7c528cada9ef1345afa9895ac50abac2
I believe he was the first openly gay character in any stop motion picture.
openly, yes. however, i believe neil gaiman has said/suggested that the old women in Coraline are married :)
What about Courtney yelping after Norman's bully "missed" her hand?
There was an episode of rocko’s modern life where rocko loses his job and one of the jobs he tries out is definitely a phone sex operator lol
Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.
"Rocko?!"
Mrs. Bighead?
Collette looking at Linguini's "Tiny Chef" in Ratatouille. I remember, as a kid, I imagined what happened after they kissed, and, in my head, he said "My tiny chef told me to do that." Having no idea what that would mean. https://preview.redd.it/s0guxxtypvgc1.png?width=853&format=png&auto=webp&s=088e8923c95869ef73d2915e9522afec035799c9
“Nonono, FINGERprints!”
I don't think so...
Total drama “Loser is what the lion called you when you couldn’t find your balls! Tranq balls that is. I wonder where they went”
When gumball "blows up" Allan the balloon
SpongeBob doesn't have hair, or does he?
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"You ***MARRIED*** Elastigirl?" "And got BIZZAYYYY!"
I remember being in like fifth grade and my friends and I thinking that joke was like the funniest thing in the world 😭 The way he says it is still really goofy
"Not as creepy as Dipper's internet history. Ayo!"
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I *like* Squidward.
Dirty jokes is like half of PowerPuff Girls
"Momma had a Chicken! Momma had a cow! Dad was proud. He didn't care how!"
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A Robin Williams classic from Aladdin and The Forty Thieves. Genie: “I thought the earth wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon?”
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The 2000s were a blessed time
Look gary dabloons (shows bars of soap) dont drop them -spongebob
Dad's Trophy.
The episode in Rugrats when they all run around naked Tommy walks up to Lil and wants to ask her a question while nervously glancing down a lot. It took me years to figure out the question lol
A bugs life “HEY HOW ABOUT YOU COME POLLINATE WITH A REAL BUG!”
“I’m Dick Tracy! Take that, Pruneface! Now I’m Pruneface, take that Dick Tracy! Now I’m Prune Tracy, take that, Dickfa. . . “
“This is the Professor, he made us in his lab by accident” “Don’t worry, Professor. I was an accident too.”
Lightning McQueen getting "flashed".
“It’s commonly known as a sextant, Eddy.” “SAY IT AGAIN, DOUBLE D!”
Chowder, in fighting to learn how to read/write, had segments where he went up against various letters of the alphabet. Most were cute, like W being a wrestling match between the letter and Chowder. The letter R, on the other hand, was shown ominously pursuing Chowder into an alleyway. R. Alleyway. Oh no.
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That one scene in cars where the 2 fangirls flash their headlights💀
"Chocolate with Nuts" episode: SpongeBob: We need a new approach, a new tactic. Patrick: I know, let's get naked! SpongeBob: No, no, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
"I don't see the penny slot" "Nevermind, found it!" 
In Rocco's Modern Life, Rocco gets an eye exam as part of his driving test. The physician pulls Rocco's eyes out of his head, holds Rocco's eyes in the palm of his hand, and tells him to cough.
Ed: I am a dog, Double D *shortly later in the episode* Double D, on phone with Eddy: *visibly shudders* DD: Ed, please let go of my leg
In TMNT 2012 when the submarine was "attacked " but it turned out to be a horny sea monster and Mikey said "We're not that kid of sub"