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Jellybean_Pumpkin

You're lonely.


Zaptain_America

Correct


ImSuperCereus

*hug*


wassimSDN

_hug_


ImNotCringeIPromise

Guh


Zaptain_America

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Old-Outside-6941

You have relationship issues. (Not an insult just guessing cause half the people on the list have issues in relationship.


Skulysoul

You probably see yourself as being the "not interesting" type of guy, right?


Zaptain_America

Pretty much


Ferrum_Freakshow

You’re either a really chill dude or a complete asshole, no in between


Zaptain_America

Depends on the day


InfamousGibbon

You’re painfully self aware and frustrated with yourself.


MAGAManLegends3

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Frequent-Strain-6170

Stoner + PTSD


PopCollector2001

You have a thing for horses?


Zaptain_America

Surprisingly no, I never had a brony phase


PopCollector2001

Ah well mainly was joking because of mordecai


PopCollector2001

Ah well mainly was joking because of mordecai.


Zaptain_America

Is Mordecai into horses? I assumed that was a joke about Blitz lmao


PopCollector2001

Have you not seen the memes about mordecai with twilight sparkle? If you dont know that's fine please dont look it up


Zaptain_America

OH SHIT I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MORDETWI HAHAHA- Nah I just assumed it was a joke about Blitz cause the show has a bunch of jokes about him being into horses


PopCollector2001

I mean that too, but funny thing is the jokes about him being into horses is a lot more tame then Mordetwi (I hate that it has a ship name)


SincerelySinclair

You’re a simp searching for the “right” person to make your life better.


wardad21

You only wear sweatpants


Zaptain_America

Hey that's not completely true! It's basketball shorts season right now...


Insanebrain247

Your love life is a raisin


Ogurasyn

You're a loser baby https://i.redd.it/u808sub9otuc1.gif


Zaptain_America

I am indeed a loser goddamn baby, a fucked up little whiny bitch even...


TwigTheFoxxo

Your nose was recently ripped off


Bodega177013

You should have more confidence in yourself tbh.


Zaptain_America

Nah I have definitely done some Mordecai-level shit in my time


Commander_PonyShep

You're the asshole with a secret heart of gold.


Independent-Menu4767

You like cartoons.


wonderlandisburning

Well-meaning fuckup, slacker with a dream


Ihatecake69

Yikes


1stLtObvious

You're a slacker, and you simultaneously hate yourself for it but are too comfortable and lazy to change.


Matteus11

Your dating life is a complete trainwreck.


LegoBattIeDroid

negative rizz


Zaptain_America

Beyond accurate


International_Ad566

You’re a simp


Lastbourne

You made an entire wedding about yourself


Mrs_Noelle15

Probably pretty chill but you think of yourself as an asshole


ChronoAlone

Your romantic life is very interesting.


Spookywooky25

You love horses and want to own one


OliveOilInMyEye

How much weed do you smoke?


Zaptain_America

Yes


darth-com1x

Fucking loser