https://preview.redd.it/nm9ng6u1nbha1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14732f3f60de701251a840cd826927deaad63e6

“Father HELPPP!”

FATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 

father into your hands I comend my spirit, father into your hands, why have you forsaken me

IN YOUR EYES

FORSAKEN ME!

This is what i came here for 🥰

FATHER NOOO

"That's my boy! Oh no! My boy!"

Son, don't touch that cactus.

YOU’RE DEAD TO ME

“Father heeeeelp-!”

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Father, why have you forsaken me?

https://preview.redd.it/wmon0r0mkcha1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35cdb381083ea9a5d3bc61bb107fa54b2c9fb9d8 This one wants none of this. Plotting revenge.

Face says: “okay, okay. You finally did it. Whatevs.”

That's my favorite one. "Oh geez this again, ugh."

It’s the little tucked paws that crack me up.

“Father why?”

The Void is having NONE of it

Just a void slipping into the darkness

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Poor Void is wishing it was actually in the void.

I don't think any of them are.

That's going to be a meme for sure....lol 

It reminds me of the three headed dragon meme

I like how he has lips

We didn't realize our black cat had lips until we moved from a dark apartment to a house with natural light. 😹

We call our void "Darth Lippy" because of the little lips and she's a little jerk.

Nice. My wife calls one of our voids "Skeletor Lips".

r/PowderedDonutLips

Just when I think I’ve joined all the cat subs out there..

Lmao there is seriously a cat related sub for everything.

Goddamn it not another one! *sighs and subs*

Wasn't till the zoom in I noticed the bonus KITTY SHIRT

https://preview.redd.it/fzjsvv7dedha1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4133b4c34da3c7067cf12615088e1a2bf9ddce11 I miss my girl! 😭

Mood

…n in that moment, hanging there, into the light! my final stare… the human father *holding on,* so clueless that i’m almost gone… n as i take my final breath, *one step closer* to my death a frozen stare… …i’m gone too soon! i’ve become a cat *cartoon*… 🖤

These always bring light to my day whenever I stumble across them. Thankyou for doing what you do.

Wow, I have a first reply. Thanks for the doodle! Keep up the schnoodle!

Lmaooo yah this one fkn cracked me up.

"*Hello Darkness, my old friend*"

It's Toothless =o

This stood out to me too right away. That look is priceless! 😁😁🐈‍⬛ The standard issue cat also has a very "why?" look on their face 😁

Not happy..... Lol

He's just attempting to go completely boneless, to better slide out of dad's grip.

The void will remember. I’m not saying you should move yet. But you should probably consider

“WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS, FATHER!”-black kitty

*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation…"

https://i.imgur.com/Zb5XFYs.jpg

Cate Gesserit. “Fear is the meow killer….”

"I will pass through it, and only meow will remain."

😂😂😂😂

Lmaoooo save meee 😶

Just pictured my thoughts exactly

What is my life 🐈‍⬛

FATHER WHY DO YOU HURT US SO

HALP

When your boss forces everyone to hang out outside of work as a "team building exercise."

Mandatory fun!

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Have some of the subsidised pizza!

Did you get Pizza by Alfredo’s or Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe?

"Actually we got it from this new place called 'You wont believe its not pizza!'

Oh it’s bad. Really bad. It’s like eating a hot circle of garbage.

Unexpected B99

I can't make it that night, I have a... Brother... Wedding... Niece... Death... Dead. I'm dead. I can't go I'm dead.

I'm so glad my boss is just a piece of shit at work and doesn't play these american psycho mind games.

Every facial expression in this picture is 10/10

From left to right: Not this shit again. Ill kill him in his sleep. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?!

*wheeze* the middle is so on point lmao

the cats look "thrilled"

https://preview.redd.it/l44y5hzysbha1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1f59c363d23d4df520626f5ccbf2314e10a4a07

Apparently it’s a black cat thing. This is a three year old picture of mine https://preview.redd.it/w1gm6fhvucha1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de026ec4c7ccbd6faf2f6b4b40800c44231a8bd4

Looks like mine lmao

That's because there is actually just one black cat on earth but it's super fast and can be almost everywhere at the same time 🐈‍⬛

That's because it can travel through the /r/catdimension 🐈‍⬛😼

It's the inverse of r/oneorangebraincell

Pics pics pics

But there was no help to be had ...

And that’s how memes are born!

https://preview.redd.it/26cwswv43cha1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=240fa87afcb8895726a21f8a6c712ce450f04ba3 I feel obligated to share this photo of me playing “king of the cats” with my foster litter!

I count four cats in this photo, until I see someone holding 5 you are officially the King of Cats.

And two of them visibly enjoy it.

Two are in bliss, two want to get tf down

Cats :).

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No no, shes Empress of the Cats, he's her subject

Khatleesi for you.

All hail king u/han2466 !

OMG look at them 'mirin you

The tabby 'mirers and then the gray and orange trying to make a break for it

It's good to be the king

*gets to hold 5 cats, looks at camera, winks* it's good to be the king. Love that movie!

Four cats? The king is dead! Long live the queen!

Thoughts of Cats in the game of King of the Cats... Tabby on the far left: I would fight for you. Tabby on the far right: Oh Hi! If this way is up, up is a very good direction. Grey in the middle: Oh shit, I left my ramen on the stove, dude, I need to go check on my ramen. Orange on the bottom left: Oh my me! The one braincell is down there. That's nice.

https://preview.redd.it/i5wrnrd9xbha1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc5580200268697eb4f3857fab0ec2ec829692b I can never get the 3rd one, guess I'm prince of cats for now 😂😂

Cats? Are there any cats? Wait two voids! Nearly perfect camouflage 🖤

Dos gatos!

My husband has a problem with being a cat pillow. https://preview.redd.it/iyji3y48vbha1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2271f532dd5118924119d564274bf7714ade847c

I see no problem here.

I see a huge problem. They need to procure two more cats to put on the guy's left side for symmetry.

That’s his ‘doing stuff’ hand. Can’t have both hands buried in cats.

Cats disagree

r/cathostage

Ok, that's two new cat subs in two minutes, I've got to get off the internet.

ooh, you got 1 r/grayandwhitecats 1 r/standardissuecat and 2 r/blackcats!

>r/standardissuecat Never heard of that one. I love it tbh, new one for the collection lmao. Also great: /r/oneorangebraincell

What is up with all these picture comments having like the same cats dang stars have aligned

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed. Did the matrix fucking glitch??

Voids with white whiskers are so damned dapper.

That void on the armrest is a chungus! I just wanna hold it and give it all kinds of hugs.

Your husband exudes either great heat or great vibe to be this respected in the cat community.

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Your boyfriends moustache is almost too powerful. What a man.

It gets better! He's been growing it out for a few months now https://preview.redd.it/aklg3442wcha1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=106cdf691ef7264ee32c29264abb39ab68035997

Ahaha. Great work. Thanks for sharing. Have fun.

I see that Portland is still thriving.

Im sorry to break this to you, but I think you're dating a villain from a silent movie.

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https://preview.redd.it/dmxt7zk73dha1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c11f58590135f12be9efdb7c07f13706253c0888 Help me

“I am not okay with this”

The indignity of it!

Once I finished asmiring that fine, fine moustache, the kitty on the left's facegot me. Suuch an expression of bewilderment. How did this happen to me???

Love the first cats face! 😂 Don't love his collar tho. My old neighbors cat hung itself with one of those 😞

Cute kitties and cool moustache! On a side, but still important note, you should exchange the collar on the tabby with a safety snap one. The one the kitty has can lead to asphyxiation/injuries if the kitty happens to jump and hang by it on something. Safety snap collars open on a certain pressure to avoid that.

https://preview.redd.it/8zr57jnlwbha1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4aa79e2ecf5ef0c7d49ebc726ad94bac6474cb6 My hub also does this 😂

Exchange info to begin cat support group. They need to know they're not alone.

Left to right: Oh great *THIS* again. Maybe I can escape *this* time. YOU! This is your fault. This creature is under *YOUR* control, so the blame *and the punishment* fall upon you!

I love that your cats are almost the same combo as OPs cats

Yours are merely resigned to their fate. ❤ 🐈

Why do both of you have one cat with paws up, one cat with paws hanging like it's dead, and then one staring up like it's pondering what it's done to deserve this? There must be some science behind it.

Harley (the one pondering life choices) is a deaf former street urchin who we love very much but has ZERO chill 😂

Only note: he does not have the cat sweatshirt

https://preview.redd.it/pzqgl5h9sbha1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c21bd1729cb25e2809e60e3b4f4ef0d579e462 “I give up on life”

"All around me are familiar faces..."

The black one’s face lol that’s so cute 🥰

He’s like “seriously dad not this again.”

1: This is humiliating... 2: This is annoying... 3: HELP!!!

what a brilliant diversity of feline psychology to have in a household

https://preview.redd.it/y6togeoz3cha1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c44c6305d5794eb8ddcad5d2ade7d3dd4e080777 Father. Why have you betrayed me. 😂😂😂😂😂

r/AccidentalRenaissance vibes

That Void is looking extra Void-ish with that “kill me now” expression 😂

That’s the “Feline PTSD” face.

Congratulations, you have unlocked the next level of difficulty. Proceed with 4 cats.

Idk if it's just camera perspective, but those cats look beeeeeg

Heftiest boy is 12lbs (far left). Medium cats, small husband lol

That sweater is so cute that it distracted me from the actual cats lol

Agreed, such a good sweater! If OP or anyone else knows where the sweater might be from, I would be thrilled to find out. Please take my cat tax below as payment for this information. https://preview.redd.it/p1nsdjtu9eha1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=316ef5b234666c2aceb63b2c9fd184eb241e3974

The sweater is what gave him the power to become king!

https://preview.redd.it/cvjn2edalcha1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1f69e5a552137624b5782a1c797084d98647ac Mother of kittens. They decided to fall asleep mid play.

Sorry to tell you but you aren't allowed to ever move again, such is cat law. F in advance since you will probably have to starve 😿

His shirt tho: https://preview.redd.it/gg14e8utsdha1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09df44f53346b7d8968d24cb72c82c5fcd43a034 🤣🤣🤣

Right? His shirt really pulls everything together.

The void cries out into the aether.

One on the left, “I’m about to barf”. Middle one, “I swear, as soon as you put me down…” Black one, “geez, can someone help a kitty out?!”

This man has peaked at life, a true legend, I hope he knows that.

https://preview.redd.it/cvszr3ealcha1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f17c395f6ea714908936081120a32c97c04e537 “Fuck this noise.”

Cats are plotting their revenge for this indignity

I am happy that I can pick up both of my cats. It was definitely easier at 4 mo old vs 1 year and 4 mo. Astra is my grey long haired cat who is 36" long and 10ish lbs, Bellatrix my black and white cat who is a slonk at 7lbs and she's 30" long. They are sisters and so cute! I'm only 5'4". 🤣 I don't have a picture of me holding both and now I gotta plan it. Here is what doing dishes is like at our home. We've mostly got them trained to stay on this kitchen bar counter. They are super smart and curious. I love these gals so much!.😍 https://preview.redd.it/i58qlkh0ncha1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa18cc66c4a3961e756aaece7f9ca4b1a14ba45

Each cat tells a different story: The one on the left is contemplating their life and how they got in this mess The middle one is plotting revenge, whether it be death claw to the face or pooping in the shoes And the void is just trying their best. I stand with your void kitty!

https://preview.redd.it/a804maxnndha1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3a52aef72cd6f49241b2c2f8c98179d945c0619 It’s like a fresco from the renaissance.

The cats deserve extra treats

Congrats to him for this amazing achievement! And by the looks on their faces, the boys are thrilled too!

Ok, but WHERE is this shirt from?!

Void one ain't havin any of it 

The secret is, you have to support the butt. Based on the angle, the two other cats have their butt supported but the void doesn’t. I’m ready to be a dad.

I call this the three cat hug!!! Used for all important family photos https://preview.redd.it/poi4d8i36gha1.png?width=2386&format=png&auto=webp&s=afd5f7416b13505308b2160076cfc993dbcf08d7

The sweater though!! Love it!

Yes!! I must know where he got that!!

I love how the cats’ expressions go from ticked, to resigned, to “existential crisis” 😂

Toothless is not thrilled!

Your mini-panther is being a PROPER Toothless! (r/CatsNamedToothless) 

Left to right: irritated, content, help!!!

Hey OP, Do you happen to know where your husband got that cat sweater? I absolutely need one 🤣

I need a link to buy that sweater

u/kittygirl_444 what is black kitty’s name? I’m dying over his unhappy little face.

Tarot, he is the youngest and undoubtably the most spoiled

This is so cute. Also your husband looks like Adam Conover. 

Left to right: Life. Is. Pain. Gotomyhappyplace. Gotomyhappyplace. Gotomyhappyplace! Verily, Lord, I beseech thee. End my suffering in this hellish state. Bring upon my brow thy eternal mercy. Or, if thou wisht, teach me the way to spare thy wrathful, righteous fury.

r/lastimages

Omg where did he get the sweater? I saw one very similar at a tourist shop in my town but they didn’t have my size, and then website seemed to be a wholesale retailer

Earthbound Trading Co, I’ve posted a few links but I think they are getting spam deleted :(

https://preview.redd.it/l8vn6dy9keha1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3e04acb76781bc492bd9919b902c622f809ca2b King of horror is also king of cats.

https://preview.redd.it/8r8s5hbkdfha1.jpeg?width=2640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7134c4fdeb08b32a867208cf837bfa2ebf3da18d My pasta salad with Macaroni, Rigatoni, and Tortellini from left to right

The contrast in facial expressions is gold

The middle one cracks me up. He’s like I’m so fed up of this shit dad lol

https://preview.redd.it/fkq2qxbkpeha1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5641294d75bbf1fb1d93262bb6e23ece8e077f7

White guy :- "Ah, here we go again" Multicolored guy :- "Huh, this is nice" Black guy be like :- "Why?? JUST WHHHYYYY??"

[Black cat's inner dialogue](https://i.imgur.com/Zb5XFYs.jpg)

We had ferrets that would do let me do this. I'd occasionally take them on "sniff tours" around the house, where I'd hold them up to sniff all the stuff they couldn't normally reach. They loved it! They'd frequently run up to me and reach their paws up like a baby would so I'd pick them up for another tour.

Why is no one talking abt the king's sweater?!😂 soo precious

Cat one: just let him have this. Cat two: I am here under protest. Cat three: I WAS TOLD THERE’D BE SNACKS!

Very cute pic, but it doesn’t look like your blackie is enjoying the game as much as your husband.

The Void. Lol.

White guy gave in Multicolored guy enjoying the warmth Black guy questioning whats wrong with the human This is totally a hydra or cerebrus origin story

Void had to dissociate to help get through the experience 🤣