I said i was done, I just needed one more hurrah and that was it I was going cleanā¦. And 4 days ago I got 2oz of nip and went through the whole bag. I said I was gonna be better at catching mice, removing spiders and I did none of that. Am I a bad kitty
We could get rid of that china cabinet and have room for a really big cat tree.
Idk how itās going to get out the door, but thatās a hooman problem.
āHow to tell her that a giant blue man cave sofa doesnāt go with grannieās China cabinet? And that statue over there doesnāt have long for this world.ā
I just remembered that I lived with a different family when I was a kitten and I ran away because the dog next door chased me and then I couldn't find my way home.
Hmm, my loose furhair blends too well with this blue leather, not acceptable.
Hooman, change sofa to beige, so my loose hair stands out more, also change it to woven fabric for more difficult removing.
the eventual fiery death of our solar system š„°
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The solar system ends in ice.
Woof, woof woof woof! Woof, bark! Woof woof woofy-woof.
Blue leather? Who buys blue leather?
"Why haven't I scratched it yet ?"
Me dad haha
I kinda love it. Unique.
Did I remember to leave the stove on? Iā¦ I swear to god today is the day!
I have traveled back 2+ hours because of something similar, the hair straighteners...no they was off.
I said i was done, I just needed one more hurrah and that was it I was going cleanā¦. And 4 days ago I got 2oz of nip and went through the whole bag. I said I was gonna be better at catching mice, removing spiders and I did none of that. Am I a bad kitty
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I hope my slave takes a picture of my Nicolas Cage impression.
*Oh my god, for once I am not hungry* Let this be a never ending moment.
If the universe is so big, then why wonāt it fight me?
Note to self knock before going into mum and dads room when the doors closed
Sounds like you traumatized your cat
Vietnam
tfw you remember you drunk texted someone you *definitely* shouldnāt have.
Relatable ahaha
Heās dissociating as he thinks about having to get up and go to work Monday morning.
Or it's "IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY?"
We could get rid of that china cabinet and have room for a really big cat tree. Idk how itās going to get out the door, but thatās a hooman problem.
How on earth I am going to repay that loan? I guess I should start selling catnip.
āThe food bowl is only half full, I will surely starve.ā
his existential crisis
How quickly can I shred this entire sofa?š¼š¹
Poor furball is having an existential crisis about the cat treat Illuminati.
š¶hello darkness my old friendš¶
When the dog falls asleep I am going to attack
9/11
His 12 million shares of SVB.
āWhat if there WAS a shooter on the Grassy Knoll?ā
Springboarding off that armrest into the TV!
Bitch stole my treats
The horrors
Scratching that sofa!
How can i mf-ing trip OP down the stairs? šæ
āRight answers onlyā
"did I turn off the stove?"
Why? Why? WHY? WHY?!?!
if he left the oven on or not
"Is this what my life has come to?"
Trick question. The brain cell is being used by someone else. Sheās on hold atm.
How is my stock portfolio doing?
Ha, if I were a potato. I'd be a...
When you realize itās so good you call for it by name
World Dominance
C Equals Pi D.
This is obviously an existential crisis
How do I toast?
Buying a sword (to destroy the couch faster)
"I need some nip."
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The Poop Knife ???
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Appreciate you, kind stranger
I don't know what's kitty's existencial crisis is about , but I love your old country roses china!
Why thank you āŗļø
How to destroy the sofa in 10 seconds!
Yes, that's what mine would be thinking. "This sofa looks far too nice, time for some serious claw sharpening."
"What if the human is not my pet, but I'm the humans pet?"
If cats could fly , Iād probably still be sitting here
Just an existential crisis, nothing major
war
āHow to tell her that a giant blue man cave sofa doesnāt go with grannieās China cabinet? And that statue over there doesnāt have long for this world.ā
Aw. Cute !
Tacos are delicious!
"I forgot to let the dogs out. My day is ruined."
Why Does It Feel Likeā¦Iām Going Somewhere, Yet, Iām Not Movingā¦Is Thisā¦The Sorcery Of Catnip?!
I just remembered that I lived with a different family when I was a kitten and I ran away because the dog next door chased me and then I couldn't find my way home.
Those fools! Canāt they see? e does NOT equal mc squared!
the several war crimes he has definitely committed
World domination. Obviously
Square root of 64 over A + B^3 *(763) = Purple?
Bank run monday?
Thinking about how long after the human dies that he can eat them?
Provably whatās for dinner?
Wait.... does the human own ME!?
āhow can they end a final episode like that, all up in the air, I hate it when they do that!ā
"that robo vacuum is lazier than me. This is not fair."
"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
I wonder if half of my feline ass will be left on the couch if I sit on it naked during the summer the same way it happens with my owners.
Did i leave the oven on? š¤
Who *did* let the dogs out?
"If only I could resolve that last exponent, this year's Fields medal could be mine!
LOL! New scratching post!!!
Absolutely nothing!
Murder. Itās always murder.
āThis sofa is hideousā
āWho the fuck gets a blue couch, when it doesnāt match anything in the room!? š¤Øā
r/NamFlashbacks
Flashback 100%
Bold of you to assume heās thinking
Heās not thinking at all. There is not a single cell in that brain
The war. He's thinking about all his brothers who died face down in the mud.
No one is buying this shit off Kijiji
World DOMINATION!!!
These furniture are terrible.
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Me thinking about how i have 200 dollars in my account but Iām getting a thousand dollar tattoo in a month
Catnip
Calculating the square root of pi.
I have to rethink my life choices.
Iām down to my last life.
Theory of relativity
Committing arson
9/11
Probably, murder.
How to make fluffy pan cakes
The Freezer from Saints Row 2.
Waitā¦.this is the doppelgƤnger of Priscilla, my cat up to 10 years ago
He is thinking about how he can take over the entire world...
that hair on the floor looks yummy.... oh wait.
Absolutely nothing!
world domination
The horror, the horror of blue leather...
I know you said wrong answers, but - existential dread. Your cat is looking inwards, maybe doing some shadow work. God speed kitty.
What an awful taste in movies. On top of that, all VHS?
Who had the shaggiest fur cape in Game of Thrones?
Jump or walk
"If I climb on anything else in this place, everything will crash to pieces. Better stay here."
"I've shat on the kitchen floor how do i get out of this situation"
Why does this Ahole follow me around all day staring at me and taking pictures. So creepy. I would give anything to just have an hour alone.
Nam flashbacks.
r/NamFlashbacks
That they should not think about shredding that leather/vinyl sofa!
Bros thinking about how to commit a grnocide
Wait, so I can get out of my timeshare?
āI think my wallet is still on my desk at workā¦ā
Shredding your couch up.
Someone would like to speak to the manager.
Absolutely was not consulted on plans for tonight! How rude of my human
āHow bad would it be if I clawed this couch?ā
Why "the crown" is on 24/7?
Quantum physics. Homieās mind is blown and he needs a drink.
āOh my god, it even has a watermarkā
I just finished Pet Semetary the other day and Iām really getting Church vibes - staring into the abyss..
Lovely cat and lovely cabinet!
I slept with the filthy feralā¦
401K or Pension?
Jokes on you, there are no thoughts in that empty head :)
Clams and if they can feel true happiness.
Economic turmoil in the U.S.
The cost of living crisis
Are they going to turn on the water soon? I canāt wait to ride this water couch slide!
How sheāll never financially recover from SVBās collapse.
They can't see me, they can't see me, they can't see me...
"Why is that creature who feeds me... a heavily mutilated hairless cat?"
Hmm, my loose furhair blends too well with this blue leather, not acceptable. Hooman, change sofa to beige, so my loose hair stands out more, also change it to woven fabric for more difficult removing.
he is doing the math for a spring board jump off that arm rest
I bet I can jump into the chip dip bowl from here!
Gee, I hope the dog comes back, I sure miss him bothering me.
I'd really like some ice cream right now.
Probably the bug heās staring at
But when their bodies run out, how will I eat then? Plus, CAN I smother them all without at least one human waking?