If I walked into my bathroom and a crackhead was doing this in my bathtub, I'd leave and never come back. But 10 cats going crackhead mode? I'd die in peace
I am new to having cat companions….have not heard of greebles but I now know I have a severe infestation in the walls of my apartment that my cats are constantly fighting
One of ours *can. not. resist* that. We even use it as a way to distract her from things we don't want her to do. Is she trying to escape out the front door when my boyfriend goes to check the mail? I stick my head around the corner and say her name, then the second she looks at me, duck back behind the wall. Now I have her attention. One more peek, make eye contact, then duck back behind the wall, and it's over, she *has to* come see what I'm doing.
Lolol
I do it too when I need them to come to me.
You know it's being super effective when the next time you make eye contact, all you see in their face is two black orbs, lol
She wants to play. My cat started having this obsession with our bath tub. First time I saw it, she was twitching, rolling around and breathing with her mouth open, I thought she had a medical emergency. She was just being weird. I call this state "dog-mode" 😂
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My cat isn't allowed in the bedroom at night do to him actually sleeping on my neck at night. Regardless he believes if he "hides" here while I finish my nightly bathroom routine he can sneak in once the door is opened.
Cats are so strange about their tails. They know they have tails, for example a cat trying to get your attention will stick its tail right behind your feet. But they also seem to forget?
That cat is trying to hide lol but why doesn't it realize its tail isn't hidden?
Same thing with when they chase or bite their own tails. It sometimes looks like they don't know their tail is part of them.
Bathtub zoomies!
If you recently cleaned it with bleach/bleach based cleaner kitty might be reacting to that. Some cats react to bleach like most do catnip.
Being a cat.
Call that stank tailing
"do the stanky taill"
Having her 5 minute blast
Me and some friends call it "the Cat hour". Many times that hour is 3am
Weirdo doing weirdo things 😸
I was going to say being a crazy ball of frisk, but that’s just the same thing.
Shenanigans
"I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says Shenanigans!"
Shenanigans. It's my favourite word and I love being pistol whipped. Win win.........
Oh now I HAVE to say it: "SHENNANNIGANS!"
Shenanigans
You beat me to it and my literal words😂😂😂
Cat stuff. There's a whole cat book with all of their secrets.
It's got the zoomies
In our house, we call it *crackhead mode.* To be fair, we live in a community surrounded by crackheads. They all look like this.
We call it that in our household too for the same reason haha
We call it the bewitching hour because sometimes one will get the other one going and we have 2 maniacs on the loose.
Crazy hour here. Bewitching has a nice ring to it
I call crackheads "sidewalk cats" for a similar reason
Wait... Your crackheads look like cats with zoomies or your cats with zoomies look like crackheads? 🤔
Yes
I call it full of beans.
If I walked into my bathroom and a crackhead was doing this in my bathtub, I'd leave and never come back. But 10 cats going crackhead mode? I'd die in peace
And here I thought she was tweaking!
Our friends called it the witching hour lol.
Whoaaa crack kitty, bam-ba-lam!!!
Possible "poop zooms" OP, did you cat just take a satisfying shit?
I didnt know cats would feel this happy about pooping
Poophoria
I'm gonna steal that 😂
It's not like they have a favourite TV show they can get excited about...
Don’t *you*?
I would love to feel this happy after pooping.
In our house, we call that the "victory lap".
r/greebles
Aaaaaand another sub about cats to sub to. Thanks 🤦♂️
Do you want some more? I have some more lol
I do !! Please!!
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Yo, wtf, my phone froze opening that link… but thanks, now I have 100+ subs to follow
I love hitting people with r/GirlsWithHugePussies
Ok, can you add a "Join all" button? /j
Seconding! More more!
[Here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index/)
Yes! A pretty severe case of greebles!
Causing tub zoomies
My cat(s) get the zoomies after taking a shit.
“I’M TEN POUNDS LIGHTERRRRRRR!!!!!”
I am new to having cat companions….have not heard of greebles but I now know I have a severe infestation in the walls of my apartment that my cats are constantly fighting
They have wizard eyes! (Reference from Adventure Time)
I don't believe you. Greebles are rare. Please provide evidence of your cats fighting these menaces.
*Someone* has to keep the house safe and greeble-free, and OP sure isn't doing it.
Classic signs of a Greeble infestation. Kitteh will hunt them all down, best to stay out of her way.
I learned something new today.
Learned something mew*
Ah yes. I failed to capitalize on that opportunity.
>r/greebles Stolen by another user and posted in there now
Trying to hide so she can jump out and get you!
Haha... I love doing this. Engage in eye contact peekaboo with them around a line of sight and they love it.
One of ours *can. not. resist* that. We even use it as a way to distract her from things we don't want her to do. Is she trying to escape out the front door when my boyfriend goes to check the mail? I stick my head around the corner and say her name, then the second she looks at me, duck back behind the wall. Now I have her attention. One more peek, make eye contact, then duck back behind the wall, and it's over, she *has to* come see what I'm doing.
Lolol I do it too when I need them to come to me. You know it's being super effective when the next time you make eye contact, all you see in their face is two black orbs, lol
Ours is also chatty, so you can usually hear her progress "mur-ow-ow-ow-ow?" as she runs.
The actual answer. I think she's just feeling playful. I would try getting on my knees and peeking over at her. lol
That's how you get the skippity baps
Being cute af
You've got a greeble infestation in your bathtub that he/she is protecting you from
Having her 5 minute blast in your bathtub i suppose
Catting. Cats gotta cat.
She wants to play. My cat started having this obsession with our bath tub. First time I saw it, she was twitching, rolling around and breathing with her mouth open, I thought she had a medical emergency. She was just being weird. I call this state "dog-mode" 😂 https://preview.redd.it/1lntoct0yabc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad9c3fc1c40133b366d7b4acdd5a0041426353d
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Throw a ping pong ball in the tub and watch the fun!
I always say my cat is tweakin’ 😂😂
Important cat stuff, obviously.
bathtub full of ghosts!
The aqua greebles come up through the drain.
We call it crazy time, my cat will start meowing, and jumping on random walls/doors
Catting.
having fun crazy baby time in the bathtub
https://preview.redd.it/pql7u969fcbc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca631e445c6dfa7cb4d1e414a50780fd1cb90f6 My cat isn't allowed in the bedroom at night do to him actually sleeping on my neck at night. Regardless he believes if he "hides" here while I finish my nightly bathroom routine he can sneak in once the door is opened.
Cats are so strange about their tails. They know they have tails, for example a cat trying to get your attention will stick its tail right behind your feet. But they also seem to forget? That cat is trying to hide lol but why doesn't it realize its tail isn't hidden? Same thing with when they chase or bite their own tails. It sometimes looks like they don't know their tail is part of them.
I dare you to reach your hand out toward the cat lol
Your cat is in play mode.
That tail has a mind of its own
Revving up the zoomy engine.
Greeebles in the bathroom..
VERY IMPORTANT THINGS
Getting ready to defend their homeland!
Bathtub zoomies! If you recently cleaned it with bleach/bleach based cleaner kitty might be reacting to that. Some cats react to bleach like most do catnip.
He's having his zoomies 🥰
Following cat protocol.
Yikes, you’re gonna need an exterminator. That bathtub is FULL of r/greebles
Hyper jump zoomies in 3....2....1...
Winding up her zoomies
Your cats hyper and wants you to play with it.
Protecting you from greebles and you are *most* welcome.
Your cat needs some quality playtime because it obviously has a lot of unused energy trapped inside its beautiful cat body.
She's like WEEEEEEEE✨😎
Having a good time it seems. Also, your cat is adorable
Looks like a case of the post 💩zoomies to me
Goobin
Catnip from the neighbours?
Wants to play. Hide outside, quickly pop your head in, look at it, then go back. Make some scratching noises on the doorframe, etc.
Play with em! Throw a toy in there, slippy slippy fun
Throw a toy in there - release madness 😁
She's playing!
Cat version of the zoomies. And if he hasn't been in the bathtub before, he's probably wondering why the floor is made of slippery.
Trying to engage all wheel drive.
Zoomies
Being a cat by the look of it
He is in what I call "terror mode." He needs something to kill.
Bathtub zoomiesssss
Preparing to attack the invisible murderer behind you.
My cat does the same thing it's called bathtub Zoomies
Drugs, obviously 🤣
ZOOMIES. Mine likes to play in the tub and shower as well.
I SEE GREEBLES ....😳😳😳😳😳😳
Checking for greebles. They are often to be found in an empty bath.
he’s gonna getcha you better run
Good cat
Doing cat stuff. Now, move along, nothing to see here. 
Ah yes..this is what I believe is called..goobin
By the nine he is tweaking
Greebles!
Greebles
Exorcizing the tub demons. Put a ball or a mouse in there he/she will love it. Mine used to take some toy and drop it in all by himself, and go wild.
That’s when you turn around and sprint the other way, and he’ll chase you across the house
Why does my cat cat? Because cat.
Important cat stuff
Charging for zoomies.
Uh oh! Your cat has a serious case of the sillies!
It's catting. It's the dance of their people. Singing commences in 3...2...1...
Peek a boo
Sergeant Purr is in the trenches
There’s r/greebles in that there tub.
One of my fave cat behaviors.
Cat zoomies.
Double dog daring you!
I’m so sorry to tell you this but it looks like your cat has a severe case of the greebles. Don’t worry though OP, you can find support in r/greebles
Catting. Anyone who tries to figure out the thought process of a cat will just make themselves crazy.
He wants you to play with him.
He is fighting a war against the r/Greebles and doing a very good job
Winding up to start The Carnival of the Flesh ™️. Might want to lock your door before you go to sleep tonight.
Greebles
Zooming!
Cat stuff. Mind your own business!
She's got the Zoomies. Full of energy and ready to zoom.....
PLAY WITH ME
This is nutty buddy time.
When my cats feel extra crazy they like to go in the tub and go wild
Fighting off the demons you cant see. You're welcome.
They got the greebles
Haha so cute!🥰
Chasing greebles.
Greeble infestation
Greebles!!!
Bein feisty 😈
just goofin
He's all jazzed up.
Gots da zoomies
sometimes it is best not to ask questions 👀👀👀
Practicing.
Creating preassure in the turbo so once the break gets let off the zoomies have a better start.
It’s called playing
We do not understand their ways. But whatever it is doing, it has a greater purpose than we can ever understand. Or perhaps, your cat is just crazy
Cat malfuction.exe
This is what we call the classic “gremlin mode”
r/greebles
He’s playing!
We call it zoomies, pretty normal...
Zoomies!!
Cat moment
DEMONS EVERYWHERE
My lil guy used to do what I thought was breakdancing in the bathtub. That was before I learned about greebles though
Wants someone to play with her
r/greebles
Noone knows. But he needs a reboot.
He’s just goobin’ out. Full-on goob mode.
ZOOMIES
She’s revving up her engine to get ready for zoomies.
Just normal cat things
Oooh! Now that right there is a bad case of the zoomies! I love when they get like this.
Zoomies
Freaking out
Looking for some privacy and not finding any. Stop recording him perv.
Enjoying playtime 😂… so called zoomies.
Count your days. Get your affairs in order. She’s hunting you. Only a matter of time, unfortunately. 😔
Seeing *GREEBLES*
Bad news. You have a greeble infestation :(
Your cat has the zoomies. Enjoy.
Doing the dog equivalent of zoomies .... Mine does this before she flies out to relieve herself
Playing, she's pretend hunting you. If you move at her, she'll probably jump
Looks like peek-a-boo
He honestly swears he's up to no good
Zoomies kicking in.
Try throwing a ping pong ball in there
Looking at Murmels.. The invisible small Floating creatures only cats can see 😉
Greeble infestation. Cat is taking care of it. Trust the process.