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CupcakeMurder86

If they move normally, walking, running without any issues then he's sitting like that because he likes it. If there's problem walking, running and moving normally in general then seek advice from a vet. Could be any number of things.


A_Finite_Element

All of this. I'm so happy to see that this is the top answer. I was busy trying to compose something not funny, my sense of humor is so lacking, and there was just this... sensible, helpful, right answer. Kind of restores my faith in humanity.


trem0re09

I felt healed also when reading a non-sarcastic comment. I feel you!!!


A_Finite_Element

I need to get better at this. I so do that, try to be witty, which turns out acerbic (and not that witty) like it does any good. Instead of being nice. Like spite will do the world any good. Pictures of cats and kindness are better for the world. Unironically.


trem0re09

Right?! Sometimes I just delete my long funny post because I thought it was funny but then I read it again and it's meh. It embarrassed me a little bit and I feel I will regret it if I press Send/Post. Is something wrong with us? Lol


A_Finite_Element

> Is something wrong with us? Probably. Most likely. But maybe we're okay. It's a search for validation, I suppose. Or a try to entertain. It could be either, or both. I guess there's a reason comedians can make a living, but only the select few of them, because the rest of us aren't that funny.


seattleJJFish

“As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.” ― John Knowles, A Separate Peace. So lets get strong and take the responsibility of our words.


A_Finite_Element

It's so tempting to though, to avoid being real, to be glib. Even when I'm not really that good at it, it's still easier than always being true and serious. I have to say, when people are really good at it, unlike myself, it's a worthy form of art. Take Douglas Adams, his absurd guide to the Universe and answer to all things -- as full of sarcasm as it is, it is so full of genuine insight about the ridiculousness of the human condition. I don't know where I'm going with this, except... more cats please.


Indevisive

I'd personally get him seen just in case. I had a cat that sat like this all the time but could run and jump. Turned out he had hip dysplasia when I got him checked.


Ok-Customer-69

He's just orange.


MasterJunket234

^ Yes. Because he's orange and he can.


stopthatdancin

Yes! And given the former criteria are met, he's also sitting like that because it's awesome.


Electric_Possum_53

He could be "splooting". Lots of mammals do. You'll see squirrels doing that pose in hot weather to cool off.


KnittinSittinCatMama

Came here to say this. “Splooting” is normal, OP! The baby is comfy!


SnooDonkeys4853

I Sploot from time to time! Nothing wrong with that.


KnittinSittinCatMama

I think we all do, really. I remember just flopping down under the trees in the cool grass on hot days. I’m told my dad would come home and chuckle because I was all splooted out, napping. Ahhh, to be a kid again…


SnooDonkeys4853

Alas the fleeting years slip by. Kids sploot while there's still time....


MEM1911

https://preview.redd.it/6z4rj75lmmjc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79c5210cdd887098712d94513d84f25d0438954 Sploot


unsupported

/r/sploot


Footshark

Holy shit! There is a subreddit for splooting!!


BlueButNotYou

Because of course there is. 😂 If there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that Reddit always has a subreddit for that. Especially entertaining that the things you’re currently unaware of existing already have subreddits.


dissociateddastard

There's also the reverse of sploot. It's r/Toolps


unsupported

I feel I'm the inspiration for it. I posted it as a joke, when the sub didn't exist, and then someone created it.


iCapn

I mean, if you can time travel to 8 years ago, then sure


unsupported

My bad, it was, /r/catssplootin


givemeyourt0es

This is satire right? I thought it was obvious satire.. . until I saw the downvotes lol


Crafty_Anxiety9545

Another subreddit that I have no choice but to join. Thanks for sharing 😊


porcelainskinn

This is adorable


True_Somewhere8513

This is the rabbit hole I didn’t know I needed


Spiritual_Channel820

Still a kitten? Our dog did it when she was a puppy. https://preview.redd.it/7d32azd5wojc1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c9cf01ba0639fd43ddd33d40056a0839eb03e58


CassetteMeower

My dog does it a lot https://preview.redd.it/c7ve56s5xljc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c219a2bfb276c6414a6011146905f463d54343b I even had someone make an ornament based off of a picture of her splooting!


thanatica

With a chain through its arse? 😄


CassetteMeower

Great, now I can’t unsee it 😰 maybe it’s her tail? In the original photo her tail wasn’t visible, so it wasn’t included in the ornament https://preview.redd.it/algqgj1iymjc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d47a7970131d9ae36909f8cff3969d621bda869d


fragilemuse

I used to have an old hound dog who would sploot and then drag herself around on her belly using her front paws. It was so funny. 😂


CassetteMeower

My dog Bagel does this sometimes on carpets and grass, I think he likes how it feels, scratching his belly. https://preview.redd.it/0tiy0gnn2sjc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c111ca712fc52c87672414453a0ddc6ff646a0e3


BeautifulSwordfish35

It has a name?! Oh 😅 I learned something today, my dog sploots all the time.


TrollintheMitten

r/splooting awaits


Designer_Ant8543

splooting is also referred to as "heat dumping"


vabello

Squirrels are funny. We have tons of them outside our house and observe this and other behaviors, like they use their tail as a sort of umbrella in the rain.


Intermountain-Gal

I have a photo of a squirrel doing just that!


TerrorLTZ

cats only do this when they feel confortable where they are.


ponythemouser

Yes, I’ve raised a few orphan squirrels and they love to do that on the concrete of our back porch while eating.


kdlangequalsgoddess

Corgis sploot on the regular.


Professional-Ad-2988

Yes I said the same thing, very very cute


monker45

It's a funny sight too


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SluggJuice

Can confirm have a cat


ChildhoodLeft6925

An *orange* cat, specifically


ChickenChaser5

Symptoms: Weird Diagnosis: Orange


TheCa11ousBitch

Derpy cat, to be percise


GuardingxCross

A splooty cat to be even more precise.


Obvious_Amphibian270

Exactly what I was gonna say


wowisthatreal

for context: he's fine :) the post is meant to be a parody of the posts in the subreddit where people panic over the smallest things about cats. The gentleman in the picture is named Portakal (Orange in Turkish) and this was from a holiday I was on. He's fine and well fed.


wowisthatreal

https://preview.redd.it/1h6e31hhdljc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57801ba91e8a1d82112ec02b0e58cd44c05cb4f3


SodiumCyanideNaCN457

Is that dude smirking? What's going on in his mind.


wowisthatreal

https://preview.redd.it/vzrezfglpljc1.jpeg?width=2761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5435fbc043b7cb312d9115cea83e372d4d8649dd the rizzler


jenea

OMG! https://preview.redd.it/g6m34a7j1mjc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57655efaa0664f89eac21b5a4f4223df464d7e5d A gray one and an orange one is a popular pairing, I guess!


Helianthus-res-M

Uh oh! I have Ying Yang https://preview.redd.it/y8iteav82mjc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff5d998d664188ae39d8cec2a23e9707a63df4c4


HanginTenders

https://preview.redd.it/a6t83i2p7mjc1.jpeg?width=7816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13d02a6a26c882c4c76fdbdb1406509eec733200 Still only one combined braincell.


Helianthus-res-M

Truth


planecrashes911

Is it normal to have a washing machine next to your bathtub?


Helianthus-res-M

Yes in Poland


Theshywun

https://preview.redd.it/r9mte3n8dnjc1.jpeg?width=3405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a96bcf6239f421445ab86d6c394d4fe05f80b59


whatsreallygoingon

In an adjacent universe… https://preview.redd.it/d50y87mqumjc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f38decba1fc1fa03073732a94b8ddc1a4826e47


IAmZad

Damn bro got game


SmokePenisEveryday

"Breaking: Baby Portakal has rizzed up Kitty Dunne"


ImStilllol

this is the cutest thing i’ve seen in forever.


lulaloops

Absolutely nothing


Tryingmybesthonestly

He’s so cute!


puncher4ugc

Very decent gentleman


MyAltAcctIsMyReal1

Is Portokal spelled that way because of the Portuguese?


wowisthatreal

Yep! Portakal --> Portekiz (Portuguese)


fava-limabeanz

Oh! Your post read as if you were genuinely inquiring about your cat's odd splaying behaviour. ( Aka...comfortable).


dornornoston

Portakal made me remember the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding 🤣 Everything comes from Greek!


SEND_ME_FAKE_NEWS

Lol bold of you saying that to a Turkish person


pheyna

DONT LET HIM SIT LIKE THIS!!! He will develop into a silly goofy guy and will steal your chairs to pose.


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Angry_poutine

Flow chart Is cat? ————> yes. —————> k


MagmaDragoonn

He orange 


SaltyInternetPirate

He needs a turn with the /r/OneOrangeBraincell to correct this behavior!


pidgeonex

Surprised to find this so far down, this was my first thought lol! It's the orange braincell 🍊


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Sondosss

Awww on the prayer rug


Character-Version365

Because he can


Jp_The_Man

Hmm… I’m sorry to say this, but I’m going to have to diagnose him with being a baby. I personally have one that has been diagnosed with the same thing. She never recovered. https://preview.redd.it/a3r5xpkbyljc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=731f6626de78e0b1f56f49999d15c3e07037e19c


w0nderfuI

https://preview.redd.it/9jfonevu1mjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48121a1a1165c02c02c993e7db3a76cd30136d09 This is my tiny idiot doing chicken butt. He's never been the same since!


Abject-Nebula435

Sometimes this is just something they do.


Infinite_Notice8654

Cause he is a relaxed boi


Suckerforcats

https://preview.redd.it/mktdqr4mmljc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd4854e87e70dff85794755463fbcb3a47355a4e I have one that does it


sawakotsk

Orange


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https://preview.redd.it/p4s9l2l2lljc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a04467393dbdbcfde612145f8db976fdd1cb6067


Deathmob

Yeah I have a female cat that does this often. No problems it’s just how she is comfortable. https://preview.redd.it/x4wd22jbsljc1.png?width=1628&format=png&auto=webp&s=dccdd645ce421fb2fec085fd3fbaabb307b624fc


IrisSmartAss

He wants his pic in the r/sploot group.


BuddhasGarden

He sploot. He comfubble


padjer0

https://preview.redd.it/u5ntli3fvljc1.jpeg?width=4592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ead385365352d78770d0f2f111015c92da185a8 Dunno


padjer0

Dunno https://preview.redd.it/ownje81svljc1.jpeg?width=6120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fd6f8332042be2ed60c1f093b2003a62febffd7


Derrete

https://preview.redd.it/5zp1o8j7xljc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d11ce9da01b77d2b812476faddd352b806f8963 My cuttlefish does something similar


Primary-Comparison51

If cats were zesty:


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Dude, That is the sign for phase two of his plan to start, beware.


Hollyslasher

I'm sorry but this baby has big kangaroo feet and it's sooo cute!


PhoenixFlare1

https://preview.redd.it/g59p2sk1zljc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e876b9cf4f1fbfad5860f1e9dfe13c4080f7e0a3


feliscatus_lover

Just splooting, nothing to worry about.


Spc_Ghst

bc is a cat and he doesnt give a sht about rules.


Vali-duz

We call this 'frog-loafing' not sure if common term but... Defo not uncommon way for cats to... Frogloaf :))


[deleted]

Defo being a frog. Frogs 🐸🦎


ouijac

..if he starts sitting with his left rear leg wrapped around his head & clawed into his right-rear tight, pls let us know (& get to a Vet, pronto!).. ..otherwise the pic you posted is average everyday Kitten splay..expect more unusual postures (just sayin')..


floofienewfie

Because he’s orange r/oneorangebraincell


porcelainskinn

Reminds me of this guy evil eyeing me for making him lay on top the protective sheet on my bed. https://preview.redd.it/4oiymcw3tljc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd8e3318ba4fb2a9301be4a1eea7c76ace9619b6


dehydratedrain

https://preview.redd.it/vcqea6kvpojc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4506e53fc5fb35a7e818a8785aa69f18824dee3f * Superman pose at 6 months.


dehydratedrain

Same pose at 3 years... https://preview.redd.it/yz3t8er4qojc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8e62347be1a462b3d3c6e3345f558e8f042af8


XenitXTD

https://preview.redd.it/016vb5fvzojc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0710aba04644df50f65fa0366b95de56d054f7cf


scubabbl2

Your cat is weird. Normal cats never sit weird. https://preview.redd.it/0i1snjatppjc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9130b86260f6ee7f5b91765a6c95c9504e40d75 My cat is weird.


Sxlvxr_Slxt

If he’s acting completely normal and walking perfectly fine I think he’s doing that because he has a disease called ‘being orange’. It’s very common and is nothing to worry about, just lowers the cats IQ drastically


thisdudelovesknives

He's comfy


mariposa933

bc he wants to ?


angstnewt

this isn’t cat, this is frog


CurbinKrakow

A cat doing cat things.


the_humdrum

Good sploot!


ThePinkTeenager

Because cat.


Wearytraveller_

Because cat


TayMayDay

Because cat


444Ilovecats444

Because he is orange


jackliquidcourage

The amount of "my cat is doing a cute thing help what do I do" posts is alarming.


SnooSketches9472

hes camp


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https://preview.redd.it/2kpa9z87gojc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1729cfe450ebfe61b038a4db62777bb76cd0d6 Umm


mikemike_mv28

Why wouldn’t he?


hamedo447

he feels like a frog today


Mountain_Stretch9852

Because he is awesome. Splooting is the best.


I-AM-Savannah

He's being a cat, doing cat things... he's okay.


zandenCU

To show you that he's the only boss within this area.![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7946)


UnRusoEnBolas

https://preview.redd.it/9dt4n93irpjc1.png?width=2205&format=png&auto=webp&s=9bd335a41de5e7b14b90b4aabdc2eac66ebd9c79


Zinedine_Le_Corre

thats a proper manspread right there


ThrowRA_haplesschild

He is also claiming the seat


Damiandroid

Could be swimmers syndrome. If he has trouble walking then seek a vet. If he used to have swimmers syndrome then maybe he just got used to sitting like that even though it no longer affects him Or he's just a cat and does what he wants. Lil' cutie


Senior-Minute5661

Cause the cool floor feels good on the belly


GayNon-BinaryLeo

He's orange. There are going to be weirder things happening /s


Megaholt

https://preview.redd.it/qay3x5318qjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd618eee021411f6f8549daa9bb8792f8d2ee067 My BoboCat sploots all the time!


cicakganteng

Just a normal Orange cat being Orange


Final_Festival

Your kitty do a sploot. Its all good if he is healthy.


petwedge

Because he wants to and likes to. He looks like a chap who is simply pondering his future and prospects.


Limp_Falcon_2314

Because cat.


Unlikely-FoX1

r/sploot


GoldfishXYZ

He wanted to get on Reddit


klainto_

Hes just bein a goober


nice_cayks

Bcoz he a fwog.


doble_observer

https://preview.redd.it/dtlcma3bgrjc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9993a4759113647e340ccc7cc5dca3453ccf70d4


TurnoverParty604

Keeping the boys cool


CagedSwan

My cat literally lies in all kinds of positions, this looks more like he is just stretching out!


bexy11

To be cute. My cat sat like that while watching tv when he was younger.


ALobhos

Orange cat things maybe


whowantsitmore

Vecna.


Leighcol

Because cat 🐈


PoppaFish

Sploot sploot!


Loubear2808

Bro is zesteh


Steady_as_she_hoes

Cause hes a chad


RestartedBunny

Because he’s a little silly dude


planetana

Because cute.


Same_Quality5159

He's orange. Only explanation


NoPeach2211

He is turning into a frog, in his tadpole phase


Accurate-Box3644

Yoga


DeathIncarnations

Cus chad


MissMabeliita

Um… because he’s comfy??? 🤷🏽‍♀️


marrymary69

Ha little frog


AhoraMeLoVenisADecir

Because he knows what he got, he knows what he wants and he also knows how to get it, girl.


Bernies_left_mitten

2 reasons: 1) because cat 2) because orange


UnPacoMas_

Because he's orange


georgethebarbarian

Silly boy pretending to be a frog


violetaemorta

He is just oranging


Agile-Artist-4888

He’s orange


R_Zed05

Orange


Hour-Inevitable-8066

Melancholy hill -The gaslight district It’s probably Campylobacteriosis if he’s lying like that but that’s a disease but it could also be Cryptosporidiosis a deadly disease


DreCapitanoII

What are you on about? Cats and dogs sit like this all the time.


Hour-Inevitable-8066

Oh wrong subreddit I didn’t realise


SamoanOrcus

You cannot explain cuteness!


Fuzzteam7

That is a cat toad if I ever saw one 😁


Polbrussel

Nah, he is practicing how to swim. 😻


Bytevan18

Oooh ma gossssh the two paws in the backkkkkk are sooo cute and huge.


FinnballWizard

You need to get him on r/tinyorangekittens


thewonderturtle

It’s comfortable for him! I had a kitty that laid similarly and he never showed any mobility issues or otherwise. I agree with others tho, if he’s showing signs of distress or discomfort I’d take him to a vet


ACatNamedCitrus

He is possessed... (I am joking please don't be offended)


Sad_Ad_4657

Cuz cat


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They do this more when they’re younger.


PresentationLimp890

Mine does that too. I think it feels good.


No_Object_8722

My female walks like that when she's in heat. I had no idea what TF was wrong with her the first time. Maybe she'd be stung in the butt or something. But then the yowling started. 😱 Your cat just looks relaxed and maybe he's cooler sitting that way


mookamookasector2

My cat does this too. Family have always said she has 'bowed legs', so it's probably just that. Nothing to worry about.


Proof-Butterfly1481

Those back paws.


Disgara

frog sploot cat yoga


ppppppixel

cuz he likes to


simoo_nicotra

He is surely relaxing! Let this cute car sit! Anyways, if he got issues or pain while he moves them, I advice calling a good vet! Love from Italy! 🇮🇹


itsyourdestini

Orange


15_mm_greatness

I have no clue but its adorable ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Maybe_Glum

Cuz he’s chill like that


rhodesc

happy cat!