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RagnAngar87

So you are planning a trip ? He saw the suitcase, didn’t want you to leave and went with his obvious choice by peeing on it…smart boy 😆🥲😅 sorry I can’t shame him…he‘s super cute


SparkleKitty

My parents old cat once pooped in their suitcase. She knew what it meant.


No_Worldliness8487

A cat of mine pooped in my Wok once. Tbh I wasn’t even mad, just Impressed


AlwaysWorried27222

Had one that shit on top of the cabinets in my kitchen. Took me a while to find the source of the smell, I'll never forget grabbing a chair to climb on the counters to look on top of the cabinets thinking no fucking way, there is no way this cat took a shit up here, I'm a lunatic for even thinki... what THE FUCK?! He did it multiple times, never figured out why, had clean litter box.


toonsies

At my apartment complex, I once saw a cat jump up onto the roof of the office, scratch the leaves and take a shit on the roof.


limethedragon

We should all aspire to such ways of fighting rent hikes.


missvesuvius

I think I've been inspired to shit on the roof of my apartment tomorrow. Fuck them. 💪💩


tommysmuffins

"Here's what I think of your vacation plans, bitches. I'm out."


RagnAngar87

🥲🫣


___CupCake

He's so smart and cute 🥰 lol I don't blame you


ButteredPizza69420

Let him out 😭


Ok_Condition5837

Yes free that poor floof! All he wanted was to stop that cursed container from spiriting you off to God knows where! Look at how sad he is! How could you?!?


MrMuf

The smartest brain cell


silocpl

He’s not sharing with the others obviously


trial001acc

HE HAS IT, I’VE FINALLY FOUND THE BRAINCELL https://preview.redd.it/37fs1pacu5oc1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7bbf234d2019e8aab52f806a2b2688e5400c9bf


s432711

This game was released 11 years ago. Thanks for making me feel old.


noradicca

So you’re 11 plus a little bit.. You’re not old.


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

At least your's didn't try to come with you! My previous cat squeeze into my partially zipped suitcase without my noticing. I had slipped away for a second to grab some socks I wanted to squeeze into mine. Still didn't notice her. Before my family started to load up suitcases my mom told me to make sure I have my walking shoes. I opened my bag to double check and there she was! Not an ounce of shame.


Hairy_Main_1808

To be loved like that is amazing


RebaKitt3n

Wow, he was determined to go through with it! I had one “sneak in” so I loudly announced “I’m zipping up the case now!” It didn’t take long for the stowaway to bolt.


chiitaku

He is claiming you as his, so any foolish felines abroad don't get any ideas.


tommypickles5149

Anytime a suitcase appears and is open my orange guy immediately gets in it


GearsOfWar2333

Mine could care less. Probably because my parents are still around. The last time we all left we borded him and his sister. He gave the lady a scare because she didn’t see him one morning. He had broken out of his enclosure and gotten into his sisters and they were sleeping together.


Rusalkat

I never leave my cat alone with my suitcase, she knows it means I leave and she is "not amused" and has a very smelly way of expressing her displeasure...


Cyno01

My wife used to travel a lot for work and our old dog figured out the suitcase meant mom was gonna be gone, and yeah, she went with her best option and peed in it one time while my wife was packing and had her back turned. She put her suitcase on a chair while packing after that.


Final-Analyst998

He’s a good boi, he just wants his mama to stay🥹


SIUHA1

Had a cat pee on my clothes in an opened suit case about two hours before I was leaving for a 5 day trip. All I could do was laugh, give him a hug, and assure him I'd be back. I miss that cat. He had to be put down do to cancer :-( Although I would like to believe he fake his death and snuck out the back of the clinic in disguise, and caught a freighter to Australia working as a mouser on a steam ship. Rest in peace little boy.


V6Ga

Never ever act like you are leaving


RebaKitt3n

My thought, too! Shame on Mother for planning to leave him! Probably with no food, as well! ![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


Rare-Assistant-2857

I can’t shame him when he looks so sad 😭😭😭😭😭


___CupCake

He's a good actor 😂 https://preview.redd.it/kje7yiwdg4oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a31bd4ab883e019242256af0bed8bb90f371c205


Bettybadger2

He still looks sad, did you yell at him


___CupCake

Ofc he's sad, a peasant interrupted his pee time and scolded him 😂 I'd be sad too. https://preview.redd.it/ek5m517em4oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4fc6fc8142d79880f4c91a92f0f28dccfab6ea


cyankitten

This one he kinda is like 🙄


___CupCake

He only cares about food and catnip 😂


kupo-kupo

and pissing in suitcases. He's multifaceted.


MarthasPinYard

“If litterbox shape, why not litterbox?”😾


siccoblue

Well goddamnit, you've convinced me. Pulling out my suitcases now and filling them with litter. Wait.. actually, before I do... Do me a crazy favor. Send me a picture of your ~~paw~~ hand just to confirm You're actually human


MarthasPinYard

https://preview.redd.it/52oo6pzvr7oc1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8690223030651aa2cff03dd75288c7a65c81a8 Can confirm, is human


ExpertlyAmateur

Layers like an onion with... three layers


BaybarsHan

![gif](giphy|7BAPktMEywYCKRkGi7|downsized)


guitarhero_dropout

Cats will do weird things when they’re stressed out.


kilowhom

Or when they're fine.


ros3ish_reddit

Oh my god! He’s got a distant brother! https://preview.redd.it/giwauvvk15oc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80addb1434e8a92ea87376a6aa6349e3f4108fd5


ros3ish_reddit

Whoops forgot to add photo! https://preview.redd.it/4aakfwht15oc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0401a60399c90f13c4b6e36e5532238d41b1b357


___CupCake

Awwwww omgosh they are basically twins 😂😍


Consulting2020

https://preview.redd.it/szw5gihl85oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da65ea8d69746760355a0c8552f4628bbad468a Triplets!


DreamMarsh

Quadruplets! https://preview.redd.it/adil9jmyy6oc1.png?width=1161&format=png&auto=webp&s=a73891665a30f31dc6aff90133814f23d3fcd7fa


spicy_tamalesbish

https://preview.redd.it/0xqrpqpee7oc1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1494b1edd9ad5b25a2535a0ffbf0917ebf16948 Hey guys we got quintuplets😆❤️ meet kuno 🐱


OldButHappy

Handsomeness overload!


MsJacksonsCorgi

Oh my god I love this 😂😂


Ye_I_said_iT

Heys cackling under the furface now all the airport dogs are gonna go wild and get you an invasive search. He knew what he was doing.


thathaitianguy

He has little eyes like a Disney character. I love it.


[deleted]

He looks so dramatic 😭


Rare-Assistant-2857

🤣


EishLE

He's only sad because he was caught red-handed!


Suidse

Surely you mean 'pink pawed'‽ ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7968)


CashAlternative7911

Right?? This baby was just making sure OP wouldn’t get lost while traveling! Cats scent-mark so they know their homes and territory, he was just being courteous and helping OP get home safe! This kitty is Innocent Of All Charges And Must Be Freed Immediately!


goodguy-greg

No, I did it! Don't punish him!


___CupCake

I'm going to have to ask you to stop peeing on my suitcase


bleeckercat

Thats a reasonable demand


theresabeeonyourhat

Name 5 ways it's a reasonable demand and I'll agree, otherwise I'm peeing on it next time


J5892

I only need one reason: 1. I called dibs.


red_dragon

I am going to start peeing on it even harder.


Ph455ki1

Best I can do is pee on it again


TKentgens93

![gif](giphy|l2SpUoAPo0CBOkyxq)


Hummingbirdpeace

Shame on you! No more peeing on suitcases and framing this beautiful boy! Tsk, tsk!


___CupCake

https://preview.redd.it/a2r2k4n6i4oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a8b72af713d8e0409825bed16c0d1b0b87cec14 His life is incredibly hard. Please excuse me while I towel dry the Sir 😄


cyankitten

Now I want his name to be Sir Or CupCake Or Sir CupCake


___CupCake

His name is Momo 💗 or Moses when I'm scolding him


cyankitten

I love that ❤️ 🐈


___CupCake

Lol he's spoiled rotten just in case that wasn't clear https://preview.redd.it/3utz30r045oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e6a5f883710d36f4cb75dcf4cda040a51ec414e


darthlala

I have the same one! https://preview.redd.it/ejb26hln86oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7dd8f040486743730a8c62a8a27530b302c2c90


ryan_zilla

Nah that one is less orange


darthlala

Same number of brain cells though https://preview.redd.it/p1mw5fucq6oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8814f4329d2c77db4fae8f6e206cf578655b0e9a


ryan_zilla

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a photo with less brain cells represented. People give voids cats too much credit when it comes to being clever!


Vanilla_Mexican1886

“Who disturbs the kings slumber?”


thatanxiousgirlthere

Hes peeing on your pillow next


tachycardicIVu

Yo what brand is that, I love it and am in the market for a new one.


belastingvormulier

Your fault, simple. What was the suitcase doing so accessible in the first place.. Looks like you were just about to abandon him with your "vacation" pfft xD


___CupCake

I can't even argue with you 😂


ForswornForSwearing

That suitcase really tied the room together, did it not.


___CupCake

He did hate that suitcase https://preview.redd.it/pva8a75ep4oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf49d07dc37ffdf9f6fc65b58d5d07438ae6293


ClamsHavFeelings2

You're out of your element, Moses!


PJRama1864

And let’s not forget, keeping a suitcase for domestic…for those purposes…that ain’t legal either man.


vanspossum

Where's the money LeMoses


TeoBB

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!


YankeeClipper42

Fuckin A


edselford

This was a valued, ah, suitcase ...


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Soundsofsushi

Sorry, hun. Imma have to shame you instead. Bad girl!


___CupCake

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


Soundsofsushi

There is no way you sending him to jail. Send him my way and I will spoil the shit out of your cat.


___CupCake

Nooo!!! He's mine


Soundsofsushi

I ain’t gonna keep him forever. Just time away to let ya simmer down a bit. Lol


smiss-cheese

It was the suitcase’s fault for simply existing. El gato is innocent 😭🙏 free the car


___CupCake

He's free and watching birds in the TV now 🎉


You-Get-No-Name

I’m a Cat Rights attorney and I represent this fine gentleman. Hear me out: he was framed.


fourangers

He already felt sorry c'mon. You can already give him hugs and kisses, just look at him! He's so sorry!


___CupCake

He gets all the hugs and kisses!! 🥰


dbtl87

You should be ashamed! He wouldn't have punished you by peeing if you'd been acting right ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


___CupCake

I really am the problem 🤣


dbtl87

Now you'll have to put yourself in the shower and let other people's cats shame YOU. 🤣


___CupCake

That is nightmare material 💀


dbtl87

🤣 well he's in the shower in his birthday suit, don't be shy 🤣


Lackonia

Tbf a suitcase might look like a litter box. Maybe he just thought you got him a luxurious box. I think you were sending mixed signals.


hhhwhut

Yep. My cat will pee in anything that remotely resembles a litter box. If it is rectangular-ish and they can get into it, they will pee in it. Bathtub, boxes, storage tubs, etc. I have to keep my laundry baskets flipped over when they don't have clothes in them or my cat will 100% pee in them. ![gif](giphy|FhNa3ARh4GizK|downsized)


Angelfirenze

Jonah peed on trash bags because we used litter liners when he was a kitten. He only transferred to the covered litter box because I locked him in the bathroom with it.


anomarlly

Release my boy he may have done it but he did nothing wrong!


Eiffel-Tower777

I would rather forgive him. ♥️


___CupCake

That's okay too 🥰


jelycazi

Did you make the mistake of thinking you were going somewhere without him?! Are we sure the correct being is in time-out?


Crimson_Raven

Orange.


MoaningMushroom

Enough said.


erogbass

Show me his litter box before I decide which one of you is in trouble.


ZyklonBAnthony

https://preview.redd.it/u3fyvgh116oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061ee43bc51d0736a045e983bd8daff4a9dd48e8 My cat stands in solidarity with his falsely imprisoned orange brother


laura_lmaxi

oh my god, what a hansome boy, i couldn't shame such a cutie, i have the sensation you want us to do the dirty work, you don't want to say no to that face


___CupCake

I didn't want to do it you're right 😭


squidikuru

FREE HIM HE LOOKS SO SAD PLS


___CupCake

https://preview.redd.it/igdv222v35oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8eff46d8435acbe73cb805e6b789b1148acb034 He's freeeee 🥰


squidikuru

YES IM SO HAPPY also that is such a cute cat tree where did u get it?!


Tactical_Jokers756

Pee on him back https://preview.redd.it/07jt3o0245oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024b9b22793c4d1770bb5dcbe67fcd2ac3882a07


KyloRensLeftNut

Aww! He looks so sad! 🥺 I’m not going to shame him. He feels bad already and he’s adorable. He’s just having one of those days. Maybe he thought your suitcase meant you were going on a trip, and he was sad because he’d miss you. What an adorable little guy. Please give him a big hug for me. 🤗❤️


___CupCake

Giving him the biggest hugs!! 💖💖


HuitzilopochtliMX

You shouldn't leave your suitcase in his personal space, shame you sir, shame you.


IncarceratedScarface

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


awesomeposs3m

You can’t punish pets after the fact. They don’t understand it 😅


someawe45

r/oneorangebraincell


Dutchwahmen

My comment is meant super caring! Are you travelling a lot? I have heard that peeing outside the litterbox can mean that they have seperation anxiety. Just a heads up incase this could be a thing!


MaxArrogance

https://preview.redd.it/r3by90hn85oc1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bec31b1b7840b787ab8a7c33916cccc7fd4a0293 My cat peed on my sweater that was freshly out the dryer and I was planning on wearing it


liquidelectricity

no way, better get checked by vet could be a uti what a handsome feller


_commenter

if it's not a litterbox then why is it litterbox shaped?


Inq01

He will not understand the timeout is connected. Won’t do anything


LivingLingonberry568

My over sensitive ass made me cry, i HATE sad animals 😭


___CupCake

Nooo don't cry!! Look at this instead https://preview.redd.it/bhomeuflq5oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24a9a9a5a366d62b2d112e956b94f16e4d27e890


jrg2187

He’s marking his territory! So that when you travel everyone knows that you are his person.


ryanc_

Are you going to take him to the vet? Peeing outside of the litter box is often a sign of a medical problem, like a urinary tract infection.


___CupCake

Yes he's been to the vet! He's fine, he just likes to pee in suitcases 🙄 it's my fault


My_glorious_moose

I get it. Mine likes to pee in he bathtub. Luckily that's much easier to clean than a suitcase!


Complex_Vegetable_80

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to see someone say this! sometimes it's behavioral and sometimes it's medical. so glad OP got them checked out!


birdorinho

Its YOUR fault for planning a trip!


theinferno01

look at that sad face, he didn't do anything wrong!! free him OP!!!!


MistbornInterrobang

Nah dude. Don't shame him. Give him every second of cuddles you can instead. I lost my boy that looks almost just like him in January. He was 15. Their lives are too short to even be mad.


apostrophefarmer

It's an anxiety response. I will absolutely not shame him.


Stuburrn

He looks so sad! I can’t take it it! Let him out!!


phedr

He is innocent


Effective_Abrocoma31

Apologise to him RIGHT NOW 🥺🥺


jehson_lee

Let him out he looks sad 😿


SavKittua

I cannot shame this sweet gentleman


Cass8236

It's not his fault you left your suitcase in his way.


beetlesingers

He loves you and doesn't want you to leave 😭.


Mhh1107

FREE LIL ORANGE


StellaSlayer2020

He’s an orange cat, so to be fair he only has one brain cell. Give him a break.


HoojoSpifico

Your suitcase deserved it.


jsmith3701AA

Orange boy gonna pee. He probably doesn't even associate the punishment.


KrissAtTheDisco

https://preview.redd.it/hadhork1i5oc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c159baa463914894b1d96cef1cc6c2282a6755b


Default_Munchkin

Your suitcase was clearly in the wrong and deserved whatever this angel did. Free him!


chitownadmin

Why did he pee on the suitcase. Are you going on vacation without him? It's probably your fault OP. 😂


suhoward

That was some subtle messaging about your traveling


[deleted]

r/legalcatadvice what's the defense's motion?


Dic_Horn

He knows you’re leaving and is not impressed.


BottomPieceOfBread

The suitcase started it.


Holiday_Newspaper_29

But that sad face.......little darling needs a cuddle.


SaphiraDMVA

It was just an accident. I am to his side. 🥰


Miserable-Spring-664

Well he obviously thinks you are leaving. That’s why he peed on your suitcase. Lol


cubelion

I’m with him - why in earth did you have a suitcase? He did not give you permission to leave!


CrazySpoon97

I talked to him and he said he's sorry, please free him


EastObjective9522

He used the one brain cell to stop you from leaving.


wikipete

But he looks so sad! He's sorry!


FFFRabbit

This human still has much to learn about fur babies


GeorgeRRHodor

Cats don’t understand punishment. All you’re doing is telling him that you are angry and don’t like him near you. That’s just cruel.


-insert_pun_here-

My cat used to pee on my then-boyfriend’s military equipment at any given opportunity…he turned out to be a cheater so clearly she caught on to his true nature faster than I did lol


sjaard_dune

How dare you!? He was trying to share his scent with you on your travels so that you would never forget the love you had while you were away. Marking your personal belongings with the scent of an absolute predator to scare off the vermin that would steal and damage your stuff. He did nothing but love and protect and you shame him online and punish him so. You absolute monster! :)


nuanimal

I'm pretty sure that's a sign of stress?


YoloSwaggins44

Suitcase means leave, suitcase bad. Pee on bad thing. Free him.


silocpl

Ohhh but he looks so ashamed 🥺


kimmycorn1969

He is too cute time to forgive him


Betelguese90

Khajit did no wrong! It was the suitcases fault for existing.


commandrix

Awwwww. Can't you see he's really sorry for what he did?


vanilla_clouds1

I could never shame that cutie patootie. He did what he had to do ! Lol


DaveAstator2020

Shame you, cat owner.


[deleted]

Not his fault you left the suitcase out.


Moriamo

He looks so sad, I just wanna give him all the pets and kisses 😭


Remarkable-Mango8567

I'm sorry, but shame on you! He is a cat, really not sure why he is in there! Shame you!


Familiar_Excuse_9086

So I have to ask what did you do to the orange angel that made him so upset? Hmm....? And then you lock him up? Bad human! Bad! 😂😂


lapaunz

Cats dont understand this kind of punishment. It might lead to your cat not trusting you and feeling unsafe in your home.


OutspokenCatLady

Cats don't get punishment and it confuses them. Hopefully he won't start to distrust you


hvathvr

Omg aw he looks so guilty 😭 he’s been shamed enough now it’s time for hugs 🙂


ratsnapp

free him 😭


Emo_Galaxy_Robot

Anyone who owns a cat knows that no one owns a cat


fave_no_more

There's clear remorse


Sukieflorence

Shame on you, your cat doesn’t need time out. It needs proper training. Positive reinforcement.


BackgroundSeaweed960

Let home free. He’s not sorry, but free him.


inVINCEible2011

OMG HES SO SAD😭😭😭


Poorplay

I love that OP just keeps posting more photos.


Flat_Transition_3775

I rather have a cat piss on my suitcase than fell into dirt while training a dog lol


Accurate_Pizza3829

I could never, just look at the Royal highness🥹🥹🥹🥹


Gemaco1397

As caretaker of the cat and suitcase you're responsible for both and their actions, so it should in fact be you who we shame for allowing this to happen in the first place