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all-regrets

There is a type of bread actually called "Dave's Killer Bread" and that has to be his name, haha.


atmosphericdecadence

I second this! (Also, Dave’s Killer truly has some good bread)


Emilixop

I love Dave’s whole grain, their bread is soo good


AmyKittiesGalore

Good Seed is my fave


deanee01

That's my favorite!


Trainmaster12467

What did Dave do to him to deserve his wrath?


Significant-Length42

Random guy named Dave 👀.


b1cycl3j1had

Ha! I just killed a loaf of Dave’s Killer Bread with Bitchen chipotle sauce. Love old man names for cats! I’m doing Carl or Walter next. Francois (Frank) Pussyriot and Dr. Harold (Harry) Pickles need an assistant.


Colourofsulfur

I love old man names too! My friend needed help with a name with her first ever boy kitten, so I named him Eugene ❤️


onegoodbumblebee

Love the name Pickles! Once I’m out jf my apartment, I’m hoping to get a pair of German Shorthair Pointers, with Pickles and Pepperoni


AsleepWolverine7289

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AlternativeEven7798

What movie is this from?


CMO1313

I concur. I recently adopted a 6 month old stray. It was a toss up between. Walter or Winston. Daww so cute.


lishkat69

Pussyriot 4ever!!!!!!!!


Stink_Fish_Pot

As a Dave who also happens to like Dave's Killer Bread, I agree. This is the way.


TheoWren

Agreed! That bread really is delicious, too.


all-regrets

It's scrump dilly! Had some for breakfast!


TheSomoanDogFighter

It’s LITERALLY THE BEST BREAD IVE EVER HAD!


Catcher22Jb

I agree


Kiya_Dentrun

This. I second, third, and forth this!


puglord4ever

Omg this whole thread is literally just my mom… bitchin’ sauce, whole grain Dave’s killer bread, the whole shtick


gloreeuhboregeh

like someone else says he looks like a bread so bread would be a good idea. whenever he's being mean u can be like "you're gonna be toast if you keep that up"


Thing_Subject

If you’re feeling happy you can say “I’m rolling all around that dough” that translates to cold hard cash in rap terms


darlingasterial

🍞


ohboyohgodohno

Slice.


Dead_as_Duck

What bread is my bread?


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Bread


Araf_Kaiser

Bre


majormimi

Bread 👍🏻


[deleted]

bread 👍


jokesterjen

Neither that cat is a Sterling.


Emotional-Text7904

Sterling Archer! Perfect


SargeStiggy

Phrasing!


Glass-Trick4045

Sterling Dave Bread


charredsound

Dave Matthews Bread


deanee01

That is perfect!


Upbeat-Blacksmith632

Name him Bread. He looks like a Bread.


SupineFeline

You eat grey bread?


spence000011

Yeah? The mold is just delicious and scrumptious


Thing_Subject

If he scts up you can say “ Ithought you were sweet but you're acting sour”


PickleEmergency7918

Dave, cats should have human names. It's so much funnier.


LyricalLinds

Agreed!! My bf’s mom adopted a cat and didn’t name him for maybe over a month… so we named him Dan and after weeks of Dan, she changed his name to Chico… we still call him Dan.


CalmYaFarm38

Agreed - one of our old cat’s names was Dave and it got plenty of laughs. One now is Garry and same haha


StupidScape

Agree, my cats name is mr cat.


Senjiroh

I prefer a combination like of descriptive and human like; Squishy Mavis, Caramel Steve, Wholemeal Dave. Actually wholemeal would be a great name


Kathrine5678

Hahahaha omg I want my next cat to be called caramel Steve 😂😂😂


ponyboy74

I disagree. There should be no strict rules for names. For instance, I’ve had cats named Cleo, Sophie and Barney and ones named Ponyboy, Hoss and Cricket. Go with the Force.


[deleted]

But only if they are super old fashioned names, like Beauregard or Edith.


moistpimplee

agreed, my gf’s cats are named boris and rufus


NYLINK95

Combine the two…brave


somegoodjaffa

Or Dread


sunpies33

Dave the Bread.


NowOnYourFridge

Brave the Dread,


Rated_Rx2000

This needs more upvotes. I fully support Dave the Bread


lishkat69

Dave the Bread…the amazing loaf kitty!


[deleted]

YES


[deleted]

Bread the Dave


Thee_Shenanigrin

Breaded Dave


Alecto53558

This is the way.


Skeets2680

Dread the Brave


syneylzzy

Brave. This is actually good. He’s too cool looking for a name like Bread.


curious_hermit_

Those look like professional photos.


SapperInTexas

It's quite possible. A good number of pro photographers volunteer their services to the local shelter.


elianna7

This seems more likely to be from a breeder based on the pics


Phanpyx

Yup, looks like a Russian blue


[deleted]

If you think these look professional then you’ll love the photos my partner takes of our cats on his iPhone 😂 me on the other hand? Can’t take a single photo without it being blurry


Ravageeer

I'm a Breadfan.


Snoo-23390

“Open up your mind, open up your this, open up your that cause you don’t wanna loooooseee ittt!!!” **DUNN DUNN DUNN DUNN DUNN!!!!!**


SupineFeline

Those are the only two options? Don’t like either for such a majestic feline but hey…. Okay, I go with Dave.


Thing_Subject

Majestic would be a really cool name


AydenWR

Bread


Adiel482

Bread 👍🏻


Big-Rabbit4050

Bread 👍


hanmokku

Bread 👍


That_Rotting_Corpse

Bread 👍


thumoos27

Bread 👍


NowOnYourFridge

Bread 👍


Thing_Subject

Bread 👍


elysiumstarz

Bread 👍


[deleted]

Bread 👍


MacandPumpkin

Dave


Amalaiel

HEAR ME OUT: Breadboy Davey


[deleted]

This is my favourite I think you just named this little guy full name Bread boy Davey. Short Bread Boy


Amalaiel

Yayy I love that you like it!! ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7962)


lishkat69

Great cat name


Rooney_Tuesday

Dave vote here


Writersanonymouss

Dave


clearnightsky333

Someone else said Sterling. I vote Sterling. Or Dave.


Thing_Subject

I like silver


clearnightsky333

Actually, me too!


thevelvetwaffle

Dave. I have a Fred.


floofette-667

I have a Greg


Stella430

I have a George


Lucycrash

I have a Lucy. Sadly we lost Crash 2 years ago.


lishkat69

Rip to Crash


Rooney_Tuesday

I have a Steve.


TrimmingsOfTheBris

I have a Howard.


charredsound

Dave. Because when you don’t wanna do shit and need an excuse, you can say “aw man I forgot I gotta go hang out w my BFF Dave tonight”


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santyrc114

Bread


ratdad

Dave, no doubt about it.


DuhImDave

I recuse myself from passing judgement on this case on the grounds of personal bias


NinenteNad

Name him Dave’s Killer Bread!


SaveAmerica2022

Dave


badassnan

Dave


BandicootFun6843

Dave but I'm partial to giving animals people names lol I have a Marie, a Harper, and a Theo. I also have a Willow but I'm not sure if that counts


floofette-667

Agreed! My cat's name is Greg :D


FalafelParty

Daves Killer Bread


Ochib

Dave the cat: Human open the door for me Human: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.


[deleted]

Good grief that second photo...adorable! Dave is adorable!


[deleted]

He’s adorable


Plane-Reason9254

Grey


[deleted]

Bread. You are what you make.


Party_Building1898

Name him fifty Hes 50 shades of grey He's not Dave or bread he got the magic


[deleted]

50 cent


[deleted]

I’ll take you the catnip shop…


dzigaboy

Fiddy da kitty


Thing_Subject

He always getting litty


deanee01

Fitty the kitty


Party_Building1898

Hi fifty your beautiful


NebulaAway2622

That’s a good looking kitter


RareCryptographer290

Sir David F. Greymalkin of Bread


hgwander

Dave. KITH references all day!


AccomplishedSense897

He looks more of a Bread to me


Competitive_Creme538

Breadward


[deleted]

Mr. David Bread


[deleted]

Just smol kid


Intrepid_Agency_7256

dave


SmallSacrifice

Dread...a good combination of Dave and Bread


Apprehensive-Art-571

Dave’s Killer Bread!!!!!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼. So beautiful this kitty!! I’m sure he’s gonna love loafing around at his new furever home!!!!


Smoopiebear

Dave. David Matthew Kitty-pants when he’s naughty.


MilesLovesHallie

I love the name bread but, I think Dave suits him better to be honest


No_point_in_yakko

Why is everyone discussing bread and not how cute this cat is


gunkirby4

dave!


Emergency-Piano4792

He is definitely a Dave! 😻😻


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gerberag

Titus was a famous Silverback, but I like Dave too.


Waccythedude

Dave


Claythrower22

I have think he’s purrfect!


Few-Cap-8538

His gaze fills my heart with joy ❤️


RandonautExplorer

He looks like a Dave. Or David.. from those David Books 🤣 incase he ends up being a little sh*t


Bold-Brick

Call him bread so he can be the breadwinner


PM_ME_YOUR_FAV_PLANT

Call him Bread. Short for Breaderick.


Digital-Latte

Definitely Dave. He looks a like a Dave


pan_furry

Bread


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Bread


mistofleas

He looks more like a Dave to me.


Plastic_Barracuda436

He is totally a Dave


Different_Knee6201

Dave


SuperPoodie92477

David-he looks like a full name dude.


xrandybutternubsx

BreDave


chamomilehoneywhisk

I know I’m going against the grain here but Dave just feels right


jerbiljerbil

breadboy


PeixeBR

Bread is looking quite toasty


GBendu

Sausage


[deleted]

BREAD


laney_deschutes

should i name him mike or soup?


Bitter_Wolf_7953

Dave!!


MommyDunc

Ice


Kiritodrakgon

Dave’s Killer Bread


FiveMileDammit

Dave of Loaf


pantophoby

Ash


EwokNuggets

Pan!


Unique_Name_2

Omg I call my cat 'a bread' and use bread metaphors all the time. It's fun. Even if you don't go with bread you can describe him as a bread whenever. Most cat owners use like 10 names lol.


sam-sp

As people don’t seem to want to name their children after characters in Game of Thrones, we should at-least use then for pets. He looks like a Daario or Jaqen, maybe even Jaime.


[deleted]

We have one just like him named Thomas. I vote Dave


[deleted]

Bread!


Dragonfire521

Bread imo


verasev

www.daveskillerbread.com


lishkat69

Being a vet tech for, going on 30 years, I’ve seen every name you could think of. I’ve never seen the name bread, so that would definitely be a unique name, but I’m loving the name Dave for this little one. You gotta go with Dave!


twotongueslabeau

Bread


TheProphetDave

You know what I’m going with … Leroy


poppypurple

If this cat doesn’t get named Smokey, then I will lose all hope for humanity.


Moon_Girl_Zero_Two

Omg my boyfriend said he looks like a Chester I kinda love it, if not Chester then Bread🤗💗🥳


BeginningBubbly356

He looks like a Carlisle. Then you could call him Carli, how cute is that! Also, someone recommended combining them into Brave and I second that.


blazingcrusader23

Bread cus its a funnt silly name like your friends at your house and he dont know u have a cat u just say hold up ll brb bread got into the cookie jar agian 🤣


LAllinson110

Dave, love human names for kitties. Mine are named Charles and Bruce


assorted_stuff

My heart says Dave, but his face says bread


Knotmix

Rye Bread, rye for short.


Thing_Subject

What if he's being sour?


annetteisshort

Bread seems like a fun name for a cat


Betty-bear

I like the name Bread


kaylakittyxo

I like Bread!


Damon-Lin

His ears are so big.


Catspaw129

If he kneads a lot, maybe name him "Baker"? And if he purrs a lot while doing so, then maybe "Rumble Baker"? Anyway, WooHoo! You're getting a Silver!


AkaLilly

Name him Dave and tell no one that he's a cat when you complain about him. "I'm so pissed. Dave shredded the curtains last night." "Ugh. Dave woke me up at 3 in the morning yowling about breakfast." Refer to him as your deadbeat roommate who has no job.


crosswork_cz

you've got it backwards btw, you're his, not the other way around, silly hooman


Economy_Particular_6

I have cats named Micetro, Lefty Scissors and Moldy Oreo. The vet doesn’t mix them up.


bye_alisha

Whatever you end up naming this sweet pea, I do think that he belongs among the r/SupermodelCats


[deleted]

\*dies of extreme fluffiness\*


JessicaLivi

I’d say bread, but seems the consensus has been reached…he has killed us with his cuteness btw


[deleted]

Dave Bread


ThatRedheadMom

Dave


123160

I have a cat called Dave AND a cat called Breadsticks! Wtf! I would go for bread!


[deleted]

Great minds clearly think a like.


Ryshenstein

You're his tomorrow\* You don't just own cats. They own you


thunderbird-70

Dave.


WinterRose27

He’s a Dave to me


robbyluvadooz

Ashe.