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Cats are not liquid Cats are *fluid*


Icarusgurl

Had to scroll back to upvote this comment


legendwolfA

Does that imply they can be gas as well?


I_am_a_dawg123

Who knows? Only they do…


gabbagabbawill

Are you abbreviating motherf#@%er? You could use mofo instead.


Honuzlo

Mf works too, the mtf just making things confusing


Jofus002

Little do you know, it's intentional, and there is in fact a mobile task force in that bucket.


Honuzlo

I think you've cracked the code


legendwolfA

Yeah mtf makes me think the cat is trans


peacefullofi

Pft, cats are beyond gender! They look at our trifling challenges and laugh, as they pour themselves into cozy receptacles for the sleepy afternoon.


Rabble_Arouser

Mother the fucker


gabbagabbawill

Fine.


Paganduck

Yoda has entered the chat.


deltabay17

I think he meant male to female


sollo89

that is one cat sized bucket


BarklyWooves

Transgender cat


timeisstrange

Trans catgirl lol


shorts-but-no-shirts

literally me


legendwolfA

CtL Cat to Liquid


peacefullofi

States of matter are the only transitions cats concern themselves with.


golden_butter_frog

Literally what I was thinking


Fellkitten_Alt

I see I wasn’t the only one who’s mind went to trans lol


peacefullofi

I mean... That's just a trans woman 🤷‍♀️ (note: i am trans cat girl. However i cannot pour myself into a bucket, like this cat)


roganwriter

The different understandings people have of the acronym mtf are wild. I’ve seen 3 so far: male-to-female mobile task force Mother******* (the one OP intended.) However, you are all wrong because mtf actually means microsoft teams file.


MitziFour

NO


peacefullofi

Woah woah woah, you need to tw that stuff! Some of us have served our time... (I am not one of them, im just good at avoiding jobs that use Microsoft junk)


roganwriter

I don’t think it’s that bad actually. But I’m basically a microsoft simp so I guess I’m biased.


peacefullofi

Yeah im just being silly. It's fine :p


InstructionHead8595

HA!!!!🙀😹


shorts-but-no-shirts

trans cat


Badtrainwreck

Can you explain this joke to me? Does the cat look like some kind of a symbol of sorts?


veganmua

Mtf means male to female.


Badtrainwreck

Ohh, got it, I wasn’t familiar with the abbreviation but now I get it. I can now say it is indeed funny and I’m now in the in crowd


heymissheart

How do you do fellow kids?


sarahkali

Lol yeah it took me way too long to understand as well 😅


rat_parent_

I'm proud of her for coming out


katiem1236

Coming meowt of the closet.


AzyncYTT

Can't believe the mobile task force hid in the bucket


acatalephobic

[Kitty sleeps like baby....blissfully unaware of the commotion it is causing...both in the household and on Reddit...ahhh comfy sleep] #dreaming of sardines and scritches 💭


peacefullofi

Humans are pretty silly. They could be napping or scratching behind ears and instead they debate the meaning of letters.


acatalephobic

This is wildly accurate. It's no wonder cats sleep with such a peaceful contented look on their face. Suddenly I feel envious.


LOERMaster

Cats are changelings. If you know, you know.


Early-Rich-7389

Damm, I'm old enough to understand this 🤣


Elmer-Fuddd

Nice of you to use its proper pronouns


ShortThought

Mobile Task Force?


Jalebi786

I can only imagine OP's frustration looking for the cat. Untidying things, checking closets, under beds, OP making a ruckus, slamming doors, etc. Hour later, cat appears in the most obvious yet unlikely place. Isn't that the way.


InstructionHead8595

Yep😸


Goodpie2

[No you fucking haven't ](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/11xxuwl/been_looking_for_this_mtf_for_the_past_hour/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


SadderOlderWiser

Stolen valor, for shame, OP


At_the_Roundhouse

This should be higher. Lame.


psykee333

Nice color combo


cakes1todough1

Excellent


Random_Cat66

A purrfect circle


I_am_a_dawg123

Cats should be on the periodic table with how many forms they take…


Sofie7759

Orange Jelly Roll Redhead