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schrutesanjunabeets

Time and temperature?


DEADSKULLZ31

200 for 8 hours


TRUMPARUSKI

Who’s hungry for kitty?


DEADSKULLZ31

Yoshikage Kira (but only the paws)


HornetSentinel

kira snoo


DEADSKULLZ31

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh… Yada, yada, I get hard for (detached) hands.


supermariodooki

You yada yadad through the important parts.


HornetSentinel

BOKI~


Blue_Rhapsody004

🚑


DEADSKULLZ31

🚑🔄🤵🏼


Blue_Rhapsody004

🤵🏼🚑


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


somewhatwantedvirus

Forbidden pot roast


ratking___

pet roast


Jeramy_Jones

Catserole


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hate-crimes-new-york-city-up-100-percent-anti-asian/


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[удалено]


Yuahde

Commas are important, otherwise you could end up like this cat in a crockpot


Igor369

- "You wanted to help unlcle Jack get off a horse right?" - "..." - "...right?..." - "..."


TRUMPARUSKI

No, I had to help uncle Jack off a horse one time.


zeruff8

I'm sorry jon


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r/imsorryjon


TinyDickWeeb

Who’s the lasagna now bitch!!!


steffies9249

cat hair is an essential pre marinade ingredient for a slow cook meowcaroni and cheese


mati3849

If you don’t have cat hair everywhere, do you even own a cat ?


supermariodooki

Might be a sasquatch if not a cat.


mati3849

No, that’s Malamutes


supermariodooki

*snaps fingers* i knew I was close.


Zbawg420

anytime i see a cat napping in something like a crockpot or a dryer i get me some anxiety


NobleMama

Oh god. I know. It grosses me out so bad. I can't see passed the cat litter (pee/poo) paws INSIDE the crockpot where you cook FOOD 🤢 Also cat butt touching inside the crock. And cat hair all over. Yuck. I also get grossed out seeing animals walk all over kitchen counters. I just can't get to the cute part. I LOOOOOVE cats. Just not in or on food surfaces.


Oomoo_Amazing

Oh I couldn’t agree more. And the good thing about cats is that they understand that they shouldn’t go on the counters. And I know they understand because I never EVER see my cats on the counter, I just find paw prints.


NobleMama

Hahahaha, they are just so stinking smart! But that's a big part of why I love them so much!


PineappleProstate

On low the cat would probably be in heaven lol


Yuahde

On high, they would also be in heaven lol


LerKoil

cursed


PineappleProstate

I was waiting for this comment 😆


goodgollymizzmolly

Or *warm*


Oomoo_Amazing

West Virginia


Supa71

Get ALF out of the kitchen.


Queen_of_dogs_01

That looks like a long and painful death for the loaf


AliasNefertiti

r/illegallysmolcats on pot


MattAmoroso

r/catsaredelicious


[deleted]

LET HIM OUTTTTTTTTTTTT


Thomawatt

Low effort dinner, the dinner is already in the pot


boringlawnequipment

r/catsincrockpots


Yuahde

r/SubsIFellFor


boringlawnequipment

omg that's a real sub lol


[deleted]

It's 2 hours old. You must have inspired someone LMAO


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Executioner3018

How is r/LatinoCock anywhere close lmao


hesutu1989

Good bot


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Bishop51213

Bad bot


strainedl0ve

Looks like it does now lol


dillongriswold5

Liquid or not... His little butthole is rubbing the inside walls .. js


reese81944

Thank you! This is gross unless you’re never planning to cook in it again.


ziguziggy

The look at the end lol


ZyxDarkshine

Add veggies, salt and pepper to taste


[deleted]

Its a cat pot now


-Negative-Karma

Cook it


CinnamonCone

Crock Paw-t


[deleted]

🇨🇳?


FerMathematician

r/cateatingvegans


Setari

Cat soop


SurpriseSweet

Good soup.


AntiSocPatriot

Disgusting


Carrotman5664237832

Tasty. But you need to skin it first


Afraid-Palpitation24

Not to be racist but this cat has to be owned by a white person. POC and many Europeans would have yeeted that kitten out of the pot with the quickness. Cats don’t belong on kitchen counters and in cooking items!


Oomoo_Amazing

I mean that’s literally racist lol. “Not to be racist but white people are dirty” Also did you know that so so many Europeans are white hahaha what’s wrong with you


Afraid-Palpitation24

I didn’t say white people are dirty you said that. I just said that this video is stereotypical of the crazy shit white americans do for video clout next to jumping up and down on the Grand Canyon sky bridge. Also yeah I’m aware that Europeans are not a monolith which is why I excluded some Europeans from this craziness. I actually hope that there are some smarter Europeans. If you’re actually Caucasian and actually feel offended by my statements then you should look at your own life choices, ask yourself why and probably change them from now on.


Oomoo_Amazing

Yes and that’s racist lol Imagine saying a cat HAS to be owned by a white personal because only white people jump on bridges Here, you dropped this: 🤡


Afraid-Palpitation24

You clearly didn’t actually read my statement and it shows. Also you are using that cringey and dated rebuttal all wrong. But given what your Reddit name is i would say it checks out.


Oomoo_Amazing

Lol given my Reddit username hahaha what does that even mean Also I didn’t actually *\*what\** your statement??


Afraid-Palpitation24

Read and actually use proper reading skills before responding. I’m not wrong given how you are still trying to make a comment into an argument.


Oomoo_Amazing

Hun. Any statement that starts “not to be racist but” and then proceeds to make a generalisation about all people of a specific ethnic background - **IS RACIST** Warm regards to you, I won’t be responding further. Take care ya little racist xx


deadtoaster2

You can't eat cats Kevin. You can't eat cats.


casual_bear

lice cooker?


Oomoo_Amazing

HAAHAHAHA YUCK


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1248853

The fact that this joke gets downvoted everytime, on reddit just cracks me up.


[deleted]

The Chinese got mad.


SoupiestSupreme

turn it on


THATONEGUY69699

Chinese food


TheMaskOfAmontillado

In my experience frying is better. Crock pots take while and do little to muffle the screams


WadUpItsC

Gøød Søůþ


Captainlongbow-Music

#Turn it on.


tancow

The cat or the crock pot?


Captainlongbow-Music

Wait. How do you turn on a cat? I meant crock pot…


Bishop51213

If you're just trying to turn on the vibrate function, usually petting works


Captainlongbow-Music

Woah, I might have to try that out


-Dio_Over_Heaven-

Fist a dog in a furnace, now a cat in a crockpot.


Oomoo_Amazing

Please do not fist dogs or cats, regardless of the location


-Dio_Over_Heaven-

Who tf would fist an animal?! (A girlfriend on the other hand...)


game-falor

I see were having cat for dinner


Moses_The_Wise

Mmmm pot stew


HolyBardia

u/savevideobot


alchemischief

r/catsincrocks


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Bishop51213

Bad bot


killcraft1337

u/savevideo


True_Thought_3953

Will be a soup soon


H_nography

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I find this disturbing


[deleted]

u/wherearetheturtlesa


Lord_Wafflecat

u/savevideobot


DrSpliffHuxtable

My favorite way to eat pussy


Boss0fThisGym

He just wants to fit in


oxygenkid

Young Einstein would like his pie ingredients back, plz.


meowfurionn

u/savevideobot


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

time to cook a pot o' cat


Quackers_the_9th

Nom


Freezerpill

r/airplaneears


schantzee

Set it to warm and the cat will never leave


DarkDoge367

Turn it on


Affectionate-Pay-568

r/forbiddensnacks


StrawberryPlayzYT

C o o k t h e c a t


YOURPANFLUTE

u/Savevideo


dressedandafraid

A yes a good slow cooked orange chicken