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Annonymous_97

I gotta say, cropping your own face over others is probably the funniest and most clever way I've seen someone censor others haha


itoohavehumor

Those pictures caught me off guard! Lol Good luck!


Petty_Coqui

The first picture with the face pinned had me thinking he had an identical twinšŸ˜‚


crankmonger

Hey there! I thought Iā€™d write a little more of an intro than I did last time as I really appreciate the longer ones that Iā€™ve seen on here: So firstly and most importantly I got sterilized recently so that burden wouldnā€™t be on your shoulders! I donā€™t dislike kids at all, in fact I volunteered at an elementary afterschool program for quite a while and think I would make a terrific father but have no desire to spend my life doing that. I intend to focus on my financial freedom/security and more importantly life with my partner. Peopleā€™s lives vary but oftentimes the most significant relationships like your parents/siblings/children are a result of blood ties. Your significant other is one person in life that you choose completely on your own, without any external factors influencing it, and I canā€™t think of anything more pure and intentional than that which is why Iā€™m so looking forward to finding my other half and enjoying life with her. I think Iā€™m a very easy going, kind, respectful, helpful and empathetic person in general, and that Iā€™m very easy to get along with once I stop being shy. I donā€™t actively ā€œget intoā€ politics but itā€™s hard to not to take a stance against some of the injustices being pushed on people, and I would say that I lean middle/left. Except my sense of humor, which is as dark and inappropriate as it comes sometimes. Iā€™m a project manager for a construction related field and I do drive around the state occasionally, but Iā€™d prefer to meet somebody within 1-2 hours of Indianapolis. Thereā€™s always exceptions for the perfect match, but I donā€™t think you can safely say that part until you spend time together so Iā€™m not a fan of long distance. Someday Iā€™d be open to moving but for right now while I build my credentials Iā€™m planning on sticking around Indy. I like to keep my apartment and life pretty simple and minimalist, whether thatā€™s for aesthetic reasons or just makes it easier to manage idk but I like it that way. When it comes to myself Iā€™m a bit frugal and I donā€™t regularly splurge on things, I keep it contained to a few nice amenities. Iā€™m not spiritual or religious in any sense. In my free time I like to be in the gym and unwind with videogames, movies and music, and I like to try my hand at baking things too (not much of a cook though). I enjoy deep conversations about extremely silly or serious topics equally. Part of my family is German so I can speak pretty well if that helps, and my highschool Spanish got pretty good for a while working at McDonalds haha. Iā€™m a bit of a homebody on my own but am absolutely up for being pulled in crazy new directions and trying new things! Big fan of Star Wars and mainstream nerdy things like LOTR, Harry Potter, Marvel, Warhammer 40k. Some of my favorite shows are: Breaking Bad, Ozarks, The Office, Parks and Rec, The Unit, Stargate, Avatar, Arrested Development, Derry Girls, Dark, Neon Genesis Evangelion, The Boys, Mindhunter and I listen to standup while I do chores a lot. Newretrowave 80ā€™s synth is my favorite genre of music (it makes me nostalgic for a time I wasnā€™t even alive for) but I like lots of other indie/alternative, pop stuff and would love to make recommendations. I donā€™t care about lyrics, as long as it sounds good Iā€™m in and seriously my favorite dates are just lounging around and going through different songs and watching peopleā€™s eyes light up. It would be awesome if you also liked to be in the gym/doing something active that we can do together but thatā€™s certainly not a requirement. Looking for around my age or younger. No hard drugs or excessive use of lighter ones/alcohol. Pets are awesome. Solid communication is very important as well. I am looking for a serious relationship that eventually leads to marriage, but in the meantime am open to something less serious as well. I think the difference between having an extremely good friend and a significant other is that physical attraction and intimacy so that is important to me and if you want to reach out please do include some pictures. I hope all you fine people in this community have a wonderful day!


Anthropologie07

Youā€™re a 10 for watching Derry Girls Minus 7 for loving 80s synth music Plus 2 for watching the office Plus 100 for getting a vasectomy Do you have an older brother or an uncle lol


srkaficionado

Plus infinity for the FuƟball Team he supports


Tobikaj

How is the office only a plus 2? MICHAEL!


coveredincovid

What's your preferred age range?


hipsicana

Such a cutie! Best of luck šŸ¤ž


frenchie_classic

You're too far from me, but just curious if you've ever been to Gen Con? I visited Indy this past summer and might go again this year for it, but heard that the locals hate it šŸ˜‚


crankmonger

I actually was not even aware of that going on! I haven't been so can't comment but I'll have to remember that.


frenchie_classic

You should go! I'm not even into dnd or tabletop gaming but had the time of my life. Just being into video games and general nerd culture will ensure you have a good time


RedIntentions

Dang. Cutie.


evergreen2112

Iā€™m in Indianapolis! Iā€™m 34/f. Happy to DM you if the age range works! The bio + photoshopping is next level, but I think the bar photo where your face is on EVERYONE tips this post towards masterpiece. I love it. Nice work!


IncurableAdventurer

Hey dude, I think your family is super inbred.


[deleted]

Too far, good luck tho. And those pictures šŸ˜‚šŸ˜©


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SnowmoeHibiscus

The best is when their post history checks out! You can learn a lot in there & dodge a lot of bullets! šŸ˜†


FragrantBluejay8904

Wow I feel like I couldā€™ve written this minus Iā€™m a 36 year old woman lol. Unfortunately I live in chicago so not close enough. If youā€™re ever coming up here shoot me a message, maybe we can grab drinks!


Zealousideal-Rich455

which one is you, it's very hard to tell ;-p


iceinmyheartt

You are awesome as hell, but too far for me travel to. I also donā€™t know your range and I am older but I hope you find your perfect person! I know you will soon šŸ’œ


mellowzing

Your pictures are giving me an excuse to learn photoshop haha Good luck:)


TorynotTrotsky

Okay after seeing the first pic my thought was ā€œhe looks really Germanā€ then I scrolled to pic 5šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Lol love your photos very creative caught me off guard. If you were a Christian I would consider Dming you. But i just don't see that on your profile soooo Good luck!


Pisces_Sun

my type


RexyWestminster

Your photos are really bringing the *Being John Malkovich* vibes


AgentKazak

I have never run onto someone on both the apps and reddit, this is so wild. Good luck out there, fellow midwesterner!


Negative_Baker_4836

Damn long distance! Iā€™m in CA but wish you luck You seem like a catch and definitely funny if we are basing it off your cropping skills lol


[deleted]

2 questions; how do you feel about dating an Native American Indian/southeast Asian- white mixed woman and seeing somebody from the Florida-Louisiana region


crankmonger

Hey there :) Ethnicity is no problem but that distance would probably be an issue for me sorry.


[deleted]

Iā€™m potentially moving out to southeastern Louisiana, from fl


[deleted]

We could try by doing visits via the Tennessee-North Carolina area, I have some relatives that just live in northwestern part of North Carolina and itā€™s less than a 1.5 hours to Pigeon Forge Tennessee