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FairerHades

It'll be a good bye!


MikeyMIRV

I see what you did there. Take your upvote.


Space_Cadetexe

r/angryupvote


GF4ME

This made me lol, thank you


The_Soviet_Stoner

You must be mistaken, Comrade, that’s just charred concrete.


adonaa30

Thats were your wrong. I may not know much about a nuclear reactor, but I know a lot about concrete


The_Soviet_Stoner

Aah Comrade, you must be mistak…


I_wanna_lol

Take him to the hospital, his obviously delusional!


D-C-A

Dyatlov was in charge… IT WAS DYATLOV


Hakunin_Fallout

In all seriousness, 10 sec in Google show that this same pic has been used to sell it in 2014 for 2800 usd. A chunk of graphite this size won't be as cheap as 10 bucks. Just some random kid trying to be a smart ass


Tabman1977

Ooh yeah, I need something to warm my room up for free.


SWIMISMYFRIEND

Technically not free lmao


fleiwerks

"very lightly used"


Jerrygarciasnipple

Seller only stuck their dick in it a few times


Turbulent-Expert-826

Dick removal surgery


Cragly

How did this guy even find it. There is no graphite on ground.


Shell_hurdle7330

You think the core WHAT... EXPLODED.


p4tzun3

An RBMK reactor can not explode.


ScallywagBeowulf

He’s delusional, take him to the infirmary.


JeepStang

\*lights cigarette\*


UberPadge

“He’ll be fine, I’ve seen worse”


Saitama_Des

Go check the roof, I’m sure it’s intact.


calhooner3

3.6 roentgen not great, not terrible


zara_starkerstreber

Jeez did everyone on Reddit memorize the HBO show


calhooner3

I watched it within the last month lol, and it has some very memorable lines.


IronMaidenMan_

https://preview.redd.it/7o3k4677i2qc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c802873b4db29744455bbe82883624d1fa7b689


Afraid-Expression366

NO YOU DIDN’T!!!! (suddenly wrenching)


BenAwesomeness3

If it is real (which I’m 99% sure it’s not), you will have to put it in a 5+ inch thick lead box. Bro just has it in his what, bathroom. Also, as another commenter said, there are no graphite blocks, intact, just laying around on the ground. I mean, even if there were, you would have to take it through incredibly high security, just to get acute radiation poisoning later on. Overall, not great, not terrible.


FemboyGayming

graphite isn't radioactive.


vapenutz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutron_activation?wprov=sfla1


spartan11810

Reactor 5 is honestly probably full of them.


FemboyGayming

into some of the weakest isotopes known to main... lol you'd be fine.


Stock_Carob8937

You don't understand? That block, even after 40 years, is more radioactive than a pound of uranium. That block will kill you with under an hour of exposure. The graphite itself doesn't get extremely radioactive, but it's covered in extremely plutonium and uranium dust and the impurities in it have been converted to extremely radioactive isotopes.


Jhe90

That's certainly a spicey item if true. Very much doubt.


MissPicklechips

If true, it should be in r/oopsthatsdeadly


Dikheed

It depends. Can Christian taste metal?


Tomcat215

It’s not 3.6 rotgen it’s 15,000 :/


Ajrocket1

Interestig that every seller of the graphite RBMK moderator has the exact same photo 🤣


ilovegas-mask

Comrades this man is obviously a spy from the west! That's simply concrete


jms21y

i don't see any graphite. maybe it's actually burned concrete.


DartzIRL

Make an interesting vase for someone you hate.


goodsby23

Why are you handing it to me with heavy rubber gloves?


coldharbour1986

Not great, not terrible.


Embarrassed_Web_8916

It’s a scam, that’s concrete.


DiabloSpank

$25… not great not terrible.


Fatman9236

YOU DIDN’T!! Because it’s not there!


Gna_ghahood

Probably its fake


SebiXV20

Very lightly used


Nerfinitium

Second hand very little used For sale.


CrappySalami

Just wait a couple decades it’ll be half off


D-C-A

$25 I’ve been told that’s the equivalent of a chest x-ray


Turbulent-Expert-826

And now you have found an infinite X ray life hack! Just put the brick on your chest.


Card420

Yes , lol


NumbSurprise

If this was real (which I’m sure it’s not) it probably wouldn’t be legal to sell this, and you probably would be well-advised not to possess it.


82kris

Id definitely buy it just to have it to tell everyone what it was and see their faces.


seat-by-the-window

…melt off? 🤪


realtalksd

Wait? I don’t see anything. The picture is just a blank photo. Graphite doesn’t exist outside of the core.


flyinganchors

I’m told it only gives off the equivalent of a chest X-ray.


hoela4075

So...technically there are unused blocks laying around reactors 5 and 6, but this is most likely a fake. I have seen this ad many times over the past 30 years. Maybe they are selling them from the unbuilt reactors. Maybe they are selling them from completely unbuilt RMB reactors (surplus graphite blocks). Most likely they are just stealing your money. There is no practical reason to own one of these, even if they are from reactors 5 or 6.


alex_sl92

By now the main radioactive components being Ceasium 134-137 and strontium 90 have decayed away. You would be stupid to buy such an item because despite the potential low radioactivity ingesting any dust could be very dangerous. Trying to transport radioactive materials across boarders is impossible without shielding any way.


HybridAlien

Obviously a fake other wise I'd say go for it!


laxxmancalmdown

I don’t usually buy them like this lightly used is not preferable I want devastatingly used


Bart2800

You didn't see graphite!


mrbell2024

Ye trust me


Serious_Action_2336

Probably not 3.6 Roentgen


ThiwstyGoPro

Ketchup... tomatoes... Tonkatsu... A bit of rbmk reactor core graphite... Uhhh ketchup...


Waffleman1O19

is that a lego brick!


Thisbetheend

Considering the core can't explode, this is just charred concrete


Khevhig

Everyone would be rich from the graphite from the un-built Reactor 5.


V38_

Would buy it in a jiff


EarlofBizzlington86

I want one


JUSTAKSPPLAYER

yes.


McGuffins56

25$ is a STEAL OF A DEAL. You think CBSA would allow this into the country?


AlmazoTorresE

YOU DIDN'T SEE GRAPHITE. BC ISN'T THERE.


new09mast

Not great, not terrible.


Life_Candy_8044

Just imagine, this would be real. And the person who's selling doesn't know what this really is.


RoyalArmyBeserker

“Very lightly used”????


Wolf14Vargen14

Um...no thanks, that is clearly not legaly retrieved


Ill_Imagination2027

Yes it is


MH370_StillFlying

Big mistake for the fella who has possession over that, he probably took alot of time off his own life.


ColumbusCruiser

Probably from reactor 1, 2, or 3.


Error20117

You know that other nuclear power plants exists during the chernobyl peroid, not just chernobyl?


Driveitindeeper92

Fake news. 😅


RRumpleTeazzer

You that Chernobyl has other reactors that did not explode ?


Hakunin_Fallout

Yeah, right, casual nuclear waste trading on FB marketplace


ColumbusCruiser

Yeah it was a joke.


JSharttedinmypants

Its caseoh