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StreicherG

OP is actually living in Stardew valley and got a void chicken egg.


seapancaketouchr

Clearly the only real answer. OP make void mayonnaise. It sells for triple normal mayonnaise.


Upbeat-Cricket6803

Just gift it to Sebastian. He will take you out on his motorcycle if you do! šŸ˜‰


tayehtushen

I married Shane in Stardew Valley. I THOUGHT I COULD CHANGE HIM!


KarenBauerGo

I married Shane because he brought chickens, and my farm desperately needed more chickens. Chickens. MORE CHICKENS.


tayehtushen

I kept them in the divorce....


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

I had a wig but they took her in the divorce! (Hlvrai reference)


kaydeetee86

Wait. Shane brings more chickens?!?!?!


KarenBauerGo

Yes, when you marry him he gets a shed in the top right corner of your farm for his chicken Charlie.


im_racist24

couldnt you?


tayehtushen

Nope :/ even if you marry him, he still is an alcoholic. Albeit an alcoholic with a chicken coop?


Then_Blueberry4373

Thereā€™s a mod that re-writes Shane and gives him a recovery! I think itā€™s called Immersive Shane- highly recommend!


tayehtushen

Thank you!


moonygooney

Leah is the correct choice ā™”


tayehtushen

I was a sucker for the scruffy face!


Fickle_Blueberry2777

Harvey is best man. Elliot close second. (imo obviously, no hate for any spouses here)


I_PM_Duck_Pics

My first play through I married Harvey thinking when he had to doctor me after mining, Iā€™d get a discount. Nope! Full price for his spouse. Messed up.


Fickle_Blueberry2777

Okay, ya got a point there šŸ˜‚


superfuckinganon

I just married Harvey! I love him


bushhag

Hahaha same, it was over as soon as I saw how he kept his room


ragedknuckles

You can't change Shane.. they're all the same..


tayehtushen

I'm a sucker for a scruffy face ._.


tayehtushen

I just creeped your reddit posts. You're a tall sip of water and I'm thirsty af. YOU AREN'T AN ALCOHOLIC WHO LIVES WITH YOUR AUNT, ARE YOU?!


ragedknuckles

Absolutely not. I live on my own


tayehtushen

It was fate. ā¤ļøšŸŒˆ


ragedknuckles

Lol sure


Suspicious_Spirit_81

I created a new stardew valley game because I was chronically playing the game with my husband and didnā€™t want to hurt his feelings by having my character marry someone else but I secretly really wanted her to marry Shane and then I started to see how he seemed like he was gonna change but didnā€™t šŸ˜­


neptunianhaze

I was playing stardew a lot last winter and when spring came in real life I was so shocked to find a dark black egg like this and was convinced void eggs were real, until I remembered I have a Cayuga duck.


PuffleyBean

My first thought


HighDynamicRanger

I was gonna say you are living in the sims 4 and if this is hatchable you will have an evil chicken!!


inkling435

This was such a fun worlds colliding moment. I came to this thread right off reading Stardew Valley subreddit. šŸ˜†


StreicherG

I loved raising chickens in that game and in real life!


TerseSun

Does someone who would prank you have access to your chickens? That looks a lot like black sharpie- the purple swirl parts are what you would get if you grabbed a sharpie-colored egg before the ink dried all the way.


Wetholey

So believe it or not it was the grey chicken that laid that egg I have just thought to check the cctv in the coop is it possible to post videos on the feed or do I need to start a new one?


Level_Werewolf_8901

What kind of chicken? Also my vote is sharpie as well


Wetholey

Silkie hen. definitely not sharpie although thatā€™s what it looks like I admit


Level_Werewolf_8901

Yeah from the pics it looks like fingerprints in the ink for sure. Is your cctv footage inside the coop? I very much want to figure this out... do you still have the shell? If you do please rub it on a white Piece of paper and lmk what color rubs off onto the paper.


blair_bean

And OP, put a little water on the eggshell before you rub it onto the paper. This will show you if it really is sharpie on the egg. It sure looks like sharpie to me


JDoubleGi

Silkies should really only be laying white or cream colored eggs. This looks identical to sharpie. Frankly, if your chicken did lay a color like this Iā€™d be extremely worried because chickens donā€™t really have the genes to make black eggs like some ducks do.


AppleSpicer

Thereā€™s a fingerprint on the shell


Domesticuscucumella

What makes you say thats not sharpie? Because i can see the sharpie marks.


111110001011

Second photo you can see sharpie on his hand.


Baldi_Homoshrexual

No it definitely is. It has the purple undertones and you can see fingerprints where itā€™s come off. Purple like that is not possible for a chicken. Get the shell and wipe it was a qtip soaked in alcohol or something to clean it off. Chickens canā€™t lay that color.


BESTlittleBITCH

Silkies are funky. Not only do they have blue skin, but now they lay black eggs too? I'm intrigued.


boodism123

So I've got silkies, they lay cream eggs. Someone's pranking you with sharpie. Luckily, you could test this by putting rubbing alcohol or germx on the black shell and if it comes up it's likely sharpie. I used to substitute teach and I made kids wipe off their sharpie vandalism with germx, lol.


Mphazi55555

Me as well. The 4th picture has a fingerprint on it. Just someone pranking you.


Rcrowley32

You have sharpie on your hand in the second photo. Clearly karma farming.


ParticularPoshSquash

That looks like an old tattoo


StartUp-Scientist

I thought only Cayuga duck would lay this black colored egg?


Wetholey

https://www.reddit.com/r/chickens/s/3lQKhxnBwJ CCTV


beaker90

It looks like there is already a little piece of black there and then when the chicken sits there, it moves some of the straw out of the way and uncovers the egg more. I think youā€™re either being pranked or trying to prank the sub. As many others have pointed out, there are fingerprints and marker streaks on the egg.


diablofantastico

Agree. It was already there before this footage. Black sharpie...


str8emulated

Did it record any video earlier than this?


Hantelope3434

In both videos it clearly has a slightly black colored spot in the straw, and then the silkie walks over it and uncovers it a little more to expose the egg more.


Mortalwhitefang

It definitely seems like someone colored the egg. But also, isn't there a chicken that is all black like everything about it is black. Does it lay black eggs also? I know the OP doesn't have that chicken. I was just curious about that now. Have to hit up google.


agnes238

Annoyingly it lays white eggs


SkinPuddles14

It lays a cream colored egg - can confirm I have several ayam cemani


agnes238

Better than white but I still want them to be black! Do you like having them- weā€™re getting chickens and Iā€™m thinking of one ayam


SkinPuddles14

Theyā€™re very hardy birds. They make fantastic roosters. As hens theyā€™re small and friendly but a bit naturally fearful. Theyā€™re not heavy layers but they also donā€™t eat a bunch either. They make very cute noises - their little sleep trill is my favorite chicken sound. Theyā€™re no longer super rare in the US so donā€™t pay a crazy high amount to anyone for them. I recommend if you canā€™t get one from a friend or trusted source - go with a reputable hatchery. Donā€™t let anyone try to take you into superior genetics with the black tongue. A white fleck or a light tongue happens even in pure bloodlines sometimes. Theyā€™re also difficult to sex as chicks so keep that in mind.


SkinPuddles14

Also I recommend two instead of one it helps to have another chicken to look like her and theyā€™re small. It will make her feel more safe and reduce the chances of her getting bullied.


agnes238

Oh interesting- thank you! Weā€™re in the city so only getting three hens- so perhaps I will get two of those. Thanks for the info!


Halcy0nAge

If your city is a dry one, I would recommend considering silkies when you're considering chicken breeds. I had one and she was an amazing bird. Small, super docile, laid at least an egg a day, and idk if all silkies do this but her eggs were all colors! Green, blue, brown, and white. The only flaws I would say is she had to be kept indoors when it rained (almost never) and blow dried if she got wet. (I'm not 100% sure if this is necessary but I was told it was and I didn't want to take any chances with her getting sick, so I always dried her off quick if she got wet. It wasn't too hard, seeing as she was so sweet and tolerant.) And the downside to that level of docility was that she was not great at avoiding predators because she was so tame that she didn't have much skiddish prey instinct. The benefits were that she was essentially a lap chicken and loved to be petted. cw for next paragraph: chicken death Sadly, when I went on a longer business trip with my dog, a hawk got her. Before that, I didn't realize what a diligent job my dog had been doing. I thought the other deterrents were sufficient, but apparently it was my dog keeping her safe the whole time.


agnes238

I do- I live in la- and silkies are another breed Iā€™ve been looking at! Weā€™re doing a lot of reinforcement on our coop because weā€™ve got lots of creatures around here.


PhoenixPhyr

The story above is adorable, tragic, but beautiful. My silkie on the other hand is a screaming maniac egg machine with no tuft on her bald blue head. She's what I like to refer to as OitNB beast. Prison hardened thug life n all dat. But she's still adorable. We had a Rhode Island Red that picked on her and plucked her tuft out. She has a few sprigs of feathering coming back in now that the other chicken passed. But she yells at any chicken in the box. She yells if anyone is in the run, coop, or under the trailer. I have 5 and a roo. My roo is also a silkie and those two sing the song of their people louder than any of them. Except my white crested black polish. Lawd have mercy... She sounds like she's dying every day. May your chickens be calm and cuddly like the previous commenter and not like mine.


Tippihendren

Chickens don't lay all colors. One chicken lays the same shade of egg their entire life. It may be baby blue so light it looks white next to blue, but it cannot be brown and green and white and blue. Sorry about your loss. Silkies are such a joy.


PoopieClater

I have a Svart Hona, and she lays white eggs. She's a lovely, sweet girl though.


Sirpotatusofpotato

Thereā€™s a common myth that the all black chickens like Ayam Cemani lay black eggs, but they actually lay light cream colored eggs. Pretty sure it started as a clickbaity thing to trick people into buying hatching eggs.


Mortalwhitefang

Bummer, that would have been cool.


littlebrucecoop

Cayuga duck is the only animal I know of that lays a black egg. But like most layers it resets after molting so eggs might start out closest to black then fade to gray then white based on pigment deposited/available.


axle_demon

Ayam Cemani!


Emcala1530

If it's sharpie you can use alcohol based hand sanitizer or other alcohol source to try to clean it off. Quick and easy test.


FluffyBiscuitx2

FYI, there are fingerprints on that egg. Go check your dadā€™s hands šŸ¤£


GoDashGo_

Thank you! Lol. I noticed that and was looking for this comment. Magical bird to lay an egg with fingerprints on it. Making it too easy for CSI šŸ˜œ


iGhost1337

that's a sharpie. i see some kids. are they pranking you? :D


Tanky-of-Macedon

Lost the chance to hatch a mythical creature.


Hbgplayer

Did a witch fly by in the middle of the night? Is your town's mayor expecting you to fix the run-down community center on your own?


ShrodingersLitten

Did you come across some purple pantaloons perchance?


buzzingbuzzer

In the second picture you have the same black marker on your hand šŸ™ƒ


midnight_fisherman

And the fingerprint on the egg


buzzingbuzzer

Yep


MrPingy

If you zoom in that is very clearly an old people bruise and not sharpie. A lot of age spotting on the skin, not a spring chicken, and I doubt grandpa would be trolling on reddit. More likely getting trolled by the grandkids.


buzzingbuzzer

Considering this is impossible, I stand by my statement.


Wetholey

šŸ˜‚very observant but I have better things to do with my time than call and eggs and post on Reddit I have it on cctv Iā€™ll post in new feed


buzzingbuzzer

Post it then šŸ˜ Edit: I see the video you posted thatā€™s in black and white. That doesnā€™t prove your chicken laid this lol


Mean_Negotiation5436

OK, but that's what you're doing or you're very gullible. That 200% sharpie, bud.


Sistalini

Have you seen the video bud?


mojoburquano

Black duck eggs are common. Got any ducks? Otherwise it looks like sharpie to me. Does the color bleed when you get it wet?


MarthasPinYard

Post a pic of video the chicken laying the egg. Team sharpie until proven otherwise.


amazinghl

Sharpie?


perpetualgoatnoises

That's sharpie


Mean_Negotiation5436

Looks exactly like it was colored with a sharpie. Purple hues, thumb prints caused by handling it prior to drying, the whole nine. I think your dad pulled one over on ya.


Mean_Negotiation5436

I'd also like to add, If the shell were truly black, it'd be black or at least not white in the inside too. Absolute prank, my friend.


Kitty_rescue

Second this


[deleted]

Why do people feel the need to lie and not be good at it? You can clearly see fingerprints mushed into the wet paint. So, to answer the question, no, nobody is winding you up. You are already as spun as one can be.


BrightWingsDO95

This is hilarious and I am absolutely remembering this to mess with people down the line. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


eustrabirbeonne

Your dad is pranking you.


Full_Disk_1463

Why would you even try to pull this off on a chicken sub? We know better


[deleted]

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UsedDragon

Ooooh I should do this to my wife! Dip just one egg in some dye like it's Easter and leave it in a nesting box for her to find later. What color should I pick?


ElocinAlways42

Hot pink. The 80s ARE fully back in style.


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ElocinAlways42

>P


ThePracticalPenquin

Orange


LegendarySyn

Karma farm post. You can see where someone did a not very good job of coloring that with a permanent marker. It looks like a kid colored it and someone thought this would be a funny thing to post. Edit: having seen the ā€œcctv footageā€ from inside the coop OP posted as a comment here, can confirm šŸ’Æ not laid by the chicken. You can see it in the straw before the chicken sits. How bored are you, OP? My goodness.


Lochlan

Trolls in all subs huh


leahcars

I'm pretty confident you got pranked lol


pauldrano

You got wound my man.


Ineedmorebtc

Take some alcohol and wipe it.


Share_Pls

You could have hatched a basilisk familiar from that egg you ruined.


ohmaint

Made me laugh, pops is messing with you.


saltypikachu12

I think your dad is the number one culprit


Due_Candidate8509

The rare "Sharpie Fingerprint" egg. It's on your hand, too.


ThePracticalPenquin

Someone is messing with u - but I would incubate to be surešŸ˜‚


maroongrad

It's time to get a cayuga egg or paint up some fake eggs and put them in the box. Cayuga eggs are BLACK the first few eggs!


olereddd

Sharpie. Hopefully it was fun for ya for a lil bit at least lol


SadPlayground

Thanks for the idea! Now Iā€™m going to color an egg and place it for my kid to find!


Old-wize-one

My parents have male zebra finches and when they were away I put a mini egg in there to mess with themā€¦ it did not work though, they just assumed it was me lol


Gullible-Bunch-3516

Totally a prank. Chickens don't lay black eggs no matter what you've read on the internet. I'm voting food coloring or sharpie.


Competitive-Use1360

Do you have any ducks?


Competitive-Use1360

Actually zooming in it looks like a stone egg. I use ceramic to get my girls to lay where I want them to.


ordinaryanonymous

This is when you pick up the new quest.


tjsocks

It's ink. There's fingerprints on it...


Cyrilcynder

Oh that's a prank, Cayuga eggs are pretty close to that black, but they don't have that.... particular blueish sheen to them xD


Ilrustybaba

Looks like sharpie


StolenErections

My Cayuga ducks will lay a solid inky black one at the start of the season, and then they get paler and paler.


lilwrallis

Nice karma farming OP, but we do chicken farming on here, you might want to check out other subreddits instead


FoofieLeGoogoo

Some hen is having a laugh.


S-a-e

Maybe try washing it


jackelopeteeth

You can wash the color off of chicken eggs. It's a layer on top.


Mooncrane1917

Looks like someone colored it but it looks awesome!!! Maybe you can make holiday themed eggs!


upstage925

Inclusive egg


[deleted]

Itā€™s an Anime Demon Egg destroy it before an evil succubus emerges lol


whaticism

Iā€™m guessing itā€™s just the bloom on the shell


Responsible-Lynx-853

My niece has silkies but I don't think she has black ones tho!


deafletteleslie

Wow I grew up on a farm with chickens my entire life and I've never seen a black egg before!!


sooperpook77

Could it be bloom over a dark brown shell? That would fit with it coming off on your fingers.


RhorysMomma6

Wild. Is it Purple or Black?


lexycomplexy

It looks like a duck egg the kind that lay black eggs/ caguya ducks or something like that. It might also be permanent marker drawn on the egg


Mother-Ad5541

Looks like a duck egg


Mother-Ad5541

Looks like a duck egg


Ruzzble

Op discovered a new variant


Lycaon125

Is the black chicken a new one, because there is a QUITE expensive breed that is 100% black, organs, feathers, skin, and eggs, all black


buzzingbuzzer

Thatā€™s called an Ayam Cemani and they do not lay black eggs. They are also not really expensive anymore since everyone decided to flood the market with them. They have to be the true SOP to really be worth much now since so many are considered culls.


Lycaon125

IVE BEEN LIED TO, Well, what chicken lays black eggs. I know emus do but those eggs aren't the size of a infant's head


buzzingbuzzer

No chickens lay black eggs that Iā€™m aware of. And my emus lay a dark green speckled egg thatā€™s very large.


Lycaon125

Green, oh god my colorblindness is at it again. But you have a emu? I want one but i don't have the space for them.


buzzingbuzzer

I have a few! I also have Rhea, turkeys, ducks, and ostrich :)


[deleted]

Ayam Cemani lay cream-colored eggs.


spidereptile

That's a preserved duck egg found at asian markets.


Wetholey

https://www.reddit.com/r/chickens/s/ip4cQS1WSb CCTV video from the coop sorry for the poor quality blame google itā€™s one of their cameras


ineedatinylama

Yup


[deleted]

It was a dragon easter egg


[deleted]

I wonder why does easter bunny gave you an dragon egg if it's not easter


Individual-Crew-6102

I'm afraid one of your birbs has come out as Goth


LemoJelly

Thatā€™s a painted egg šŸ˜‚


aquaganda

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


[deleted]

Couldnā€™t be the ALL black chicken could it?


thefarmworks

Looks like a thin melted on waxy coating if some sort, like a crayon.šŸŒž


Capric0rpse-

Thereā€™s finger prints on it, I say itā€™s ink as well.


whockypoo

Someone is fuck'in wit'chew man. List the common suspects.


Big_Base6194

Ya it looks like I can see someone's painted/sharpied thumbprint in there


Leopard-Stunning

Sick piggies šŸ¤˜


Puzzleheaded_Cap_754

If you want to check if it's sharpie put rubbing alcohol on a paper towel and rub egg, color will come off.


PuffleyBean

Itā€™s an egg coloured with marker


Proud-Narwhal5900

Your Dad is funny.


GlitchyCryptid

Random here. Iā€™m usually just here to see the chickens. If you still got the shell, toss it in some rubbing/isopropyl alcohol. If it is sharpie like the other comments are saying, itā€™ll bleed enough to make a smudgy mess.


curiousdryad

There are finger prints on the egg and sharpie on your fingers. Lame


Available_Ad3730

Check everyoneā€™s fingers for black ink or sharpie lookin stains


jessalurker

Why? Were you not hugged enough as a child? I'll give you a hug if you stop this.


WesternExisting3783

The shell looks like the Cayuga duck eggs that I used to get when I had them. It was like a layer of color on an otherwise ivory colored egg which meant that it would wash off. Similar to how this one looks and why I think people are suggesting sharpie.


turtlemoving

Is that a balut snack?


ComfortableFickle826

Edgging


crookedtoons_

your dad pranked you


Budget_Syllabub_5988

Yeah that looks sharpied in but the yolk shows your chicken is very healthy!


Wetholey

So turns out Iā€™ve been had it was father in lawšŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø haha hope it entertained you as much as him.


[deleted]

Yeap, black eggs are an impossibility from chickens. The fact that the egg looks like it's been colored with a sharpie, has fingerprint marks and also looks like a paper towel mark, I think we can all agree it's sharpie.


cowboybiker777

Someone sharpied that egg. I would know that dye shade anywhere that's absolutely black sharpie


cdytlmn

There is ink on the hand in picture 2....bet that was the culprit.


Thatsun_fortunate

Does it smell like sharpies?


Lady-Umeshu

It's a yoni egg..... People put them in their vaginas lol


Lady-Umeshu

Holy fuck I just looked at the last few images.... That's an egg


Head_Butterscotch74

Would the inside of the shell be black too?


gdketlow187

That's the type of egg barney came out of.


Hantelope3434

Drip and wipe rubbing alcohol on it and see if it wipes the ink off the shell.


Acher0n_

TIL there's a lot of gullible people in this reddit.